Voting is completed in Round 2 of the Guttermuppet Region and we have our first four ratchets who advanced to the Ratchet Madness Sweet 16. Not one of these matchups was close.
A 7 vs. 14 – didn’t see that one coming. Also Giannetti will finally have his hands full next week as Beast Lightning is vastly underrated rathcet.
Now it’s time to vote for who should advance to the Sweet 16 in the Biblow Region. Click here to read their ratchet resumes and make a more informed decision, as some of these are close.
1. Waraq vs. 9. Jihad Jimmy and Captain Thunder Thighs
5. Rotund Rousey vs. 13. Ludlow Slugpump Sisters
6. Connor McBootlegger vs. 14. Enfield Penis Colada
2. Big Black Jeffrey vs. 7. Brockton Retardy B
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