Voting is completed in Round 2 of the Guttermuppet Region and we have our first four ratchets who advanced to the Ratchet Madness Sweet 16. Not one of these matchups was close.
A 7 vs. 14 – didn’t see that one coming. Also Giannetti will finally have his hands full next week as Beast Lightning is vastly underrated rathcet.
Now it’s time to vote for who should advance to the Sweet 16 in the Biblow Region. Click here to read their ratchet resumes and make a more informed decision, as some of these are close.
1. Waraq vs. 9. Jihad Jimmy and Captain Thunder Thighs
9. Jihad Jimmy and Captain Thunder Thighs
5. Rotund Rousey vs. 13. Ludlow Slugpump Sisters
6. Connor McBootlegger vs. 14. Enfield Penis Colada
2. Big Black Jeffrey vs. 7. Brockton Retardy B
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Idk if it’s fair to compare waraq and the dog killing scumbags. Waraq is funny and cringey and the other is just evil
Dumb, debby does duckface was far more ratchet then the antifa teacher.
Jessica Martin is hot. I’d plow her piss flaps and leave her face looking like a glazed donut if I could afford her outcall rates
TB, I still say you need a nickname for Big Black Jeffrey, since that’s what he already calls himself. Suggestion: Fag Drag Nagger.
Brooklyn Center Police Chief Gannon: “I was front and center… at the riot.”
Reporter: “There was no riot.”
Gannon: “There was… the officers that were putting themselves in harm’s way were being pelted with frozen cans of pop, they were being pelted with concrete blocks.”
Yup two dozen businesses looted, arson, rioting in dem terms do not mean it is a riot. I hate these mother fuckers. It is right in their face but cuz black people, blm types, antifa are engaged in this activity it is perfectly fine with MSM.
But when antifa pretends to be DJT supporters, storm the Capitol, attack police oh yah that is a big fucking problem. The FBI arrested nearly 380 of these idiots and the vast majority of them are radical leftists.
China Hits U.S., Canada With Sanctions in Xinjiang Fallout
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