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Sign Up Today For The Turtle Rider Golf Tournament July 26 At Kettle Brook Golf Course In Paxton


After much delay due to commie cold lockdown rules, the first ever Turtle Rider Cup Golf Tournament will finally taking place at Kettle Brook Golf Club in Paxton on Monday July 26, at 10 AM. Here’s the details:

  • We need a minimum of 100 golfers to sign up in order to do a shotgun start where everybody tees off at the same time on different holes
  • If we get under 100 golfers (I’m pretty confident we can get over 100) then we will do tee times every 9 minutes
  • Registration would be at 9 AM, but you must sign up in advance
  • Price to register is $125, or $400 if you can put a foursome together, and includes a cart, scoring, free specialty made Turtleboy golf t-shirt, and a luncheon buffet
  • There will be raffles afterwards, and if you would like to donate something to the giveaway please contact
  • People or businesses who want to sponsor a hole for $100 each will get a custom sign that we make and will be placed at the beginning of the hole.

Click here to register to golf or sponsor a hole. I’m really looking forward to this and meeting some turtle riders. I chose Kettle Brook because it’s owned by the good folks who own Wachusett Country Club, which bravely defied Charlie Baker’s lockdown orders and got him to back down and begin opening up the state.

10 Comment(s)
  • Uncle MoJo B.
    July 7, 2021 at 2:43 pm

    Won’t make this one….I tore my sack when I fell off the ball washer last weekend!!
    Luv Moe

  • Turdboy is a dumbass liar
    July 1, 2021 at 10:28 pm

    Why is turdboy not telling his fans he is using ppp loan from uncle biden to sponsor a tourney he claims is anti government.
    Go get a real job you loosah!

  • Bradly Piedmont
    July 1, 2021 at 2:35 pm

    Good fucking luck getting your moron group to scrape together $125 – much less $400… keep telling yourself that this will be a success. You are a loser.

  • God
    July 1, 2021 at 1:42 pm

    Hoping to provide torrential rain and incessant lightning strikes.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    El Spic Tormentor
    July 1, 2021 at 12:01 pm

    I like golf because hispanics can’t afford to play and what little coordination skills they have is used to hang dry wall.

  • Boe Jiden
    July 1, 2021 at 11:10 am

    Golf is the definition of systemic racism.
    My God, They paint white lines all over the field. I did wear knickers as a kid.
    Where is my communal wafer Rabbi?
    Im Boe Jiden

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    July 1, 2021 at 10:33 am

    Those of us who didnt take our refunds for sponsored holes are still on for the sponsorship correct? Just want to make sure i dont have to refill out anything

  • Enquiring Mind
    July 1, 2021 at 10:27 am

    Where does the money go to?

    • Spic Tormentor
      July 1, 2021 at 11:39 am

      Wouldn’t miss it, brother. Can’t wait.

    • Dees nutz
      July 1, 2021 at 11:50 am

      your moms prolapse surgery. fucktard…

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