Smiles And Sunshine

2021 Ratchet Madness Didi Region Round 1


Here are the winners from the first round of voting in the Biblow region of Ratchet Madness 2021.

Onto the Didi Region.

Instructions: Vote for which ratchet you think should advance to the second round. Links to their stories are bolded if you’d like to read up on them. I’ve put together a bulleted ratchet resume for each contestant on TB Daily News which you can read by clicking here



1. Monica Cannon-Grant


16. Momma Meatloaf



8. Jesse Clark


9. Revere Cheesesteak Chimney



4. Cougar King


13. Gloucester Pork Cumpling



5. Roxbury Rumper Pumper


12. Freddie Crackroach and Charlestown Chowder Chomper




3. Twisted Tea Bagger


14. New Bedford Indian Gypsies




6. Wilmington Wiggerzilla


11. Gloucester Gonorrheject






7. Millbury Snatch Hog DCF Mom


10. Talbert Swan




2. Bridget Huckins



15. Gary Zerola












39 Comment(s)
  • Paul Pierce
    April 8, 2021 at 5:55 am

    Where all the bitches at???

  • Evidence why Aidan should be in this list
    April 7, 2021 at 11:45 pm

    I submit to you the article publish after this one as evidence Simp is a ratchet.
    Maybe he is making himself the wildcard.
    I can see him having a Cinderella moment in the competition, the way Simp is going.

    • Observer X
      Who the hell is Simp?
      April 8, 2021 at 10:05 am

      Is it you, aka Simpleton? No one wants to see your mindless blather anymore. Go away.

  • Abe Vigodas Ghost
    April 7, 2021 at 9:36 pm

    MC Spectrum was robbed IMO.

  • Luchador
    April 7, 2021 at 8:02 pm

    I go to a lucha libre tournament and amigo here starts Ratchet madness a month too late.
    Amigo, why are you always late. Talking about late, Julia (my nymph name for her) wants to let you know you are late on our phone bill.
    She also got me a fancy ball massager with the stimulus check, filled up my truck, and we went to a fancy restaunrante. I even had dessert at Legal Seafoods. Thanks amigo. And thank you to your croychfruits, I am getting a big tax refund and more EBT. Thanks amigo

    Jule’s mom looking at me funny. I am no manwhore but don’t push me

  • Chiropractor
    April 7, 2021 at 7:13 pm

    Mr. Woods…I’m giving you some pills that will make you want to drive 85 miles an hour.

    Please don’t take them until you meet some PGA groupies

  • Metros Empty Nutsack
    April 7, 2021 at 6:40 pm

    Wifey is still sick.She is pissed that she has not been in a bracket yet.
    I am broke.Please kill me!

  • Dr Charmie Curry, Director of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion at Wellesley Schools
    April 7, 2021 at 3:40 pm

    If Monica Cannon Grant doesn’t win, its because of the Racist Mother Fuckers who vote.

  • Luis Barboza Uber Service Crestview Florida
    April 7, 2021 at 3:22 pm

    vote for me,jaja,and her crazy 70 Y.O. “family friend” who is responsible for all this!

  • piss flaps pelosi
    April 7, 2021 at 3:10 pm

    gary zerola is a serial masturbator

    • Gary Zerola
      April 7, 2021 at 3:24 pm

      Nancy..Do you lock your windows at night?

  • Jilian Fuller
    April 7, 2021 at 2:52 pm

    OMG!!!! JAJA??? How dare you!!!

  • Northeastern University coach
    April 7, 2021 at 2:38 pm

    I found compromising photos of you online. Please send me your nude photos. I will do a reverse image search on the great vast interwebs and I will have them removed. That is all.
    Steve Waithe

    • it's me
      April 7, 2021 at 2:41 pm

      I just read about that on the BostonHerald
      crazy stuff

  • Monkey Gonna Crash Dat Plane
    April 7, 2021 at 2:00 pm

    In today’s edition of The Woke Gestapo Have Gone Stark-Raving Mad, I give you United Airlines admitting its primary objective is not to hire the most qualified pilots for a training course that decides who will pilot airliners full of hundreds of souls. No, the top objective is skin color and vaginas.

    Yes, the Woketards at United Airlines are openly bragging that when it comes to its training program for its pilots and co-pilots and navigators, skin color and vaginas come before skill and experience.
    No whites need apply.
    Jerome us your pilot today, try not to have anxiety during todays roller coaster ride, I mean flight

  • George Fentanyl Floyd
    April 7, 2021 at 1:37 pm

    Former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin’s defense lawyers played audio of George Floyd allegedly saying “I ate too many drugs,” while being detained.
    The video clip was presented during cross examination of Los Angeles Police Sgt. Jody Stiger, a paid witness for the state, who claims that “no force should have been used” on Floyd.

    • I cantz breathe
      April 7, 2021 at 2:05 pm

      Waste of taxpayer money, this trial. Give Chauvin’s knee a medal and move on.

      • DMX
        April 7, 2021 at 9:04 pm

        Me neither dawg
        You gonna make me lose my limited mind up in here

  • Krispen Wah
    April 7, 2021 at 12:34 pm

    From 40 acres and a mule- to 40 feet from the side of the highway in florida. This is the Hogan vs Andre of our time….

  • Judge dread
    April 7, 2021 at 12:14 pm

    These ratchets look all hot with their makeup and dyed hair in their facebook photos. But once you see them in the mug shot you kinda wanna spit puke into a trash can they are so gross.

    • Judge dread
      April 7, 2021 at 12:19 pm

      I would spit puke into the toilet if I woke up next to one of them in a Motel 6 hotel room.

      • Judge dread
        April 8, 2021 at 8:52 pm

        Like spit puke into the toilet after you realized what you have gotten into. Snort all drugs remaining from the night before, take her apt keys and toss them out the window, and GTFO.

        Maybe do some evasive driving but park a few blocks away, rip like 5 butts while you sober up, all while listening to pounding pounding techno. Then go home and sleep for 8 hours. Fuck these rachets.

  • Observer
    April 7, 2021 at 11:55 am

    My money is on Monica Cannon Grant winning with the big black thing from Springfield coming second.

    • Yikes
      April 7, 2021 at 2:31 pm

      What about the chic who had her husband murderedy?

      • observer
        April 7, 2021 at 2:50 pm

        My serious, opinion on murder is, that it is so common, society doesn’t care.
        It’s true. about 55 people were murdered in Boston last year .
        0 Asians
        1 white woman, murdered by a white man
        about 10 Hispanics
        about 44 Blacks.
        nobody cares
        Even the local so called “news” stations don’t even put a murder in first position on the evening “news”
        It is usually the second, third or even fourth story

  • Observer X
    I'm a melanin-adjacent brother
    April 7, 2021 at 11:53 am

    Voting MCG all the way.

  • Boston Irish
    Hunter Biden
    April 7, 2021 at 11:18 am

    Monica the ape wins it all!

  • Wamp
    April 7, 2021 at 11:14 am

    JaJa could have been her

  • Osiris
    April 7, 2021 at 11:03 am

    It’s an absolute travesty that MC Spectrum was bounced first round…..HORSESHIT!!!!

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Wellington Circle Underwear Freak
    April 7, 2021 at 10:47 am

    We got to pump up these numbers, these are rookie numbers! Just kidding nice stats Turtle bro.

    Looks like Jeff is going to be winning this whole thing. It makes sense, he’s not only famously sexualizing underage girls, but he’s also proud of it.

    Which is why you should all understand the need for loud, ridiculous, attention-seeking faggot like myself who actually go around trying to suck dick instead of hanging out with children.

    This is the problem with all the respectability faggots who won’t do anything showy or gay or trashy. Instead all the “queers” are social climbing haircuts and corporate fucking their way into white collar power so they can be miserable and make each other miserable just like the straights. It just means that only the trashiest stupidest and grossest dudes are out there trying to get that “I’m a special queer” attention.

    At least I actually work on something that is actually a skill.

    The point is, I’m just fighting for the rights of faggots to be known for their faggotry and not their gross exploitation of underage girls. This isn’t fashion design.

    • TL;DR
      April 7, 2021 at 1:42 pm

      And the attention issues persist with you! Give the talking doctor a chance bro, really.

      • Alexander Rich-Shea
        Wellington Circle Underwear Freak
        April 7, 2021 at 2:44 pm

        At this point the only person with the problem is you, because you can’t stop paying attention to me. So because you’re gay, and you can’t stop thinking about having sex with me, you think me posting one comment in an obscure nothing place on the internet qualifies somehow as more attention-seeking than other people on the internet. You really think you’re going to follow me around the turtle boy comment section telling me that I’m attention-seeking.

        Bro, what you are experiencing is called latent homosexuality. Doesn’t make me attention seeking, it makes you pay attention to gay men because you are a gay man who wants to have sex with them but you can’t admit that to yourself. That is all.

    • Linda Coralyn
      You lose
      April 7, 2021 at 2:40 pm

      Whatever, kate

      • Alexander Rich-Shea
        Wellington Circle Underwear Freak
        April 7, 2021 at 2:45 pm

        Found the triggered snowflake

        • Jesus
          April 7, 2021 at 7:30 pm

          Wtf is happening here? This isn’t Grinder.

          • Alexander Rich-Shea
            Wellington Circle Underwear Freak
            April 8, 2021 at 1:44 am

            It’s Grindr and you know it

  • ajfederer
    April 7, 2021 at 10:44 am

    It’s gonna be a tough one to choose between Big Black Jeffrey and Monica Cannon Grant if it comes to that. There is just no “runner up” trophy that could highlight the utter horribleness of either of those two.

  • hartf811
    Beverly Farms
    April 7, 2021 at 10:38 am

    I always bet against the black guy or the skank that sleeps with a black guy.
    Winner every time.
    Monica Cannon Grant.
    Makes me laugh every time I see her. What is the tendency for boons to have a crazy eye?
    Biggie Smalls, Michael Brown and MCG. All the same.

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    April 7, 2021 at 10:22 am

    Disappointed in the disrespect to Waraq, but now that they are in I hope they win. I love/hate those little dummies.

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