Here are the winners from the first round of voting in the Biblow region of Ratchet Madness 2021.
Onto the Didi Region.
Instructions: Vote for which ratchet you think should advance to the second round. Links to their stories are bolded if you’d like to read up on them. I’ve put together a bulleted ratchet resume for each contestant on TB Daily News which you can read by clicking here.
16. Momma Meatloaf
8. Jesse Clark
4. Cougar King
12. Freddie Crackroach and Charlestown Chowder Chomper
14. New Bedford Indian Gypsies
7. Millbury Snatch Hog DCF Mom
10. Talbert Swan
15. Gary Zerola
Where all the bitches at???
I submit to you the article publish after this one as evidence Simp is a ratchet.
Maybe he is making himself the wildcard.
I can see him having a Cinderella moment in the competition, the way Simp is going.
Is it you, aka Simpleton? No one wants to see your mindless blather anymore. Go away.
MC Spectrum was robbed IMO.
I go to a lucha libre tournament and amigo here starts Ratchet madness a month too late.
Amigo, why are you always late. Talking about late, Julia (my nymph name for her) wants to let you know you are late on our phone bill.
She also got me a fancy ball massager with the stimulus check, filled up my truck, and we went to a fancy restaunrante. I even had dessert at Legal Seafoods. Thanks amigo. And thank you to your croychfruits, I am getting a big tax refund and more EBT. Thanks amigo
Jule’s mom looking at me funny. I am no manwhore but don’t push me
Mr. Woods…I’m giving you some pills that will make you want to drive 85 miles an hour.
Please don’t take them until you meet some PGA groupies
Wifey is still sick.She is pissed that she has not been in a bracket yet.
I am broke.Please kill me!
If Monica Cannon Grant doesn’t win, its because of the Racist Mother Fuckers who vote.
vote for me,jaja,and her crazy 70 Y.O. “family friend” who is responsible for all this!
gary zerola is a serial masturbator
Nancy..Do you lock your windows at night?
OMG!!!! JAJA??? How dare you!!!
I found compromising photos of you online. Please send me your nude photos. I will do a reverse image search on the great vast interwebs and I will have them removed. That is all.
I just read about that on the BostonHerald
In today’s edition of The Woke Gestapo Have Gone Stark-Raving Mad, I give you United Airlines admitting its primary objective is not to hire the most qualified pilots for a training course that decides who will pilot airliners full of hundreds of souls. No, the top objective is skin color and vaginas.
Yes, the Woketards at United Airlines are openly bragging that when it comes to its training program for its pilots and co-pilots and navigators, skin color and vaginas come before skill and experience.
No whites need apply.
Jerome us your pilot today, try not to have anxiety during todays roller coaster ride, I mean flight
Former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin’s defense lawyers played audio of George Floyd allegedly saying “I ate too many drugs,” while being detained.
The video clip was presented during cross examination of Los Angeles Police Sgt. Jody Stiger, a paid witness for the state, who claims that “no force should have been used” on Floyd.
Waste of taxpayer money, this trial. Give Chauvin’s knee a medal and move on.
Me neither dawg
You gonna make me lose my limited mind up in here
From 40 acres and a mule- to 40 feet from the side of the highway in florida. This is the Hogan vs Andre of our time….
These ratchets look all hot with their makeup and dyed hair in their facebook photos. But once you see them in the mug shot you kinda wanna spit puke into a trash can they are so gross.
I would spit puke into the toilet if I woke up next to one of them in a Motel 6 hotel room.
Like spit puke into the toilet after you realized what you have gotten into. Snort all drugs remaining from the night before, take her apt keys and toss them out the window, and GTFO.
Maybe do some evasive driving but park a few blocks away, rip like 5 butts while you sober up, all while listening to pounding pounding techno. Then go home and sleep for 8 hours. Fuck these rachets.
My money is on Monica Cannon Grant winning with the big black thing from Springfield coming second.
What about the chic who had her husband murderedy?
My serious, opinion on murder is, that it is so common, society doesn’t care.
It’s true. about 55 people were murdered in Boston last year .
1 white woman, murdered by a white man
about 10 Hispanics
about 44 Blacks.
Even the local so called “news” stations don’t even put a murder in first position on the evening “news”
It is usually the second, third or even fourth story
Voting MCG all the way.
Monica the ape wins it all!
JaJa could have been her
It’s an absolute travesty that MC Spectrum was bounced first round…..HORSESHIT!!!!
We got to pump up these numbers, these are rookie numbers! Just kidding nice stats Turtle bro.
Looks like Jeff is going to be winning this whole thing. It makes sense, he’s not only famously sexualizing underage girls, but he’s also proud of it.
Which is why you should all understand the need for loud, ridiculous, attention-seeking faggot like myself who actually go around trying to suck dick instead of hanging out with children.
This is the problem with all the respectability faggots who won’t do anything showy or gay or trashy. Instead all the “queers” are social climbing haircuts and corporate fucking their way into white collar power so they can be miserable and make each other miserable just like the straights. It just means that only the trashiest stupidest and grossest dudes are out there trying to get that “I’m a special queer” attention.
At least I actually work on something that is actually a skill.
The point is, I’m just fighting for the rights of faggots to be known for their faggotry and not their gross exploitation of underage girls. This isn’t fashion design.
And the attention issues persist with you! Give the talking doctor a chance bro, really.
At this point the only person with the problem is you, because you can’t stop paying attention to me. So because you’re gay, and you can’t stop thinking about having sex with me, you think me posting one comment in an obscure nothing place on the internet qualifies somehow as more attention-seeking than other people on the internet. You really think you’re going to follow me around the turtle boy comment section telling me that I’m attention-seeking.
Bro, what you are experiencing is called latent homosexuality. Doesn’t make me attention seeking, it makes you pay attention to gay men because you are a gay man who wants to have sex with them but you can’t admit that to yourself. That is all.
Found the triggered snowflake
Wtf is happening here? This isn’t Grinder.
It’s Grindr and you know it
It’s gonna be a tough one to choose between Big Black Jeffrey and Monica Cannon Grant if it comes to that. There is just no “runner up” trophy that could highlight the utter horribleness of either of those two.
I always bet against the black guy or the skank that sleeps with a black guy.
Winner every time.
Monica Cannon Grant.
Makes me laugh every time I see her. What is the tendency for boons to have a crazy eye?
Biggie Smalls, Michael Brown and MCG. All the same.
Disappointed in the disrespect to Waraq, but now that they are in I hope they win. I love/hate those little dummies.