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Ratchet Madness 2021 Sweet 16: Didi Region


Voting is completed in the Sweet 16 of the Biblow Region and we now know which two ratchets will face off in the Elite 8 with a shot at the Final 4.

Big Black Jeffrey is quietly putting together the most dominant performance in the history of Ratchet Madness. The only person who has won by a higher percentage in their first 3 rounds was 2018 Champion Didi Delgado, who the next region is named after. Speaking of, time to move onto that region, where you’ll have to make some tough decisions for who should advance. Linked articles to each candidate are in their name, and you can read their ratchet resumes by clicking here


1. Monica Cannon-Grant vs. 5. Roxbury Rumper Pumper

1. Monica Cannon-Grant


5. Roxbury Rumper Pumper




2. Bridget Huckins vs. 14. New Bedford Indian Gypsies

2. Bridget Huckins



14. New Bedford Indian Gypsies




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26 Comment(s)
  • FDAdevil
    April 23, 2021 at 10:19 am

    Wow, talking bad about a dead teenager! You guys have more mental issues than her. Please let her Rest In Peace.

  • asf
    April 22, 2021 at 7:20 pm



    remove the asterixes in that url
    aidaan keaarney is the author of this stuff, He’s the guy who runs this site

  • PEEKY Blinders
    April 22, 2021 at 11:57 am

    JaJa should be given an honorary posthumous Jr ratchet award.

  • JaJa The Queen Of The Pink Sock
    April 22, 2021 at 8:35 am

    Failed by the “Family Friend.”

  • Granny Warren
    April 22, 2021 at 8:04 am

    JaJa’s Maize Silo had many visitors.

  • Purina Vulture Chow
    April 22, 2021 at 7:52 am

    JaJa’s cold McNuggets and apple pie were delish!!

  • Inflamed Anus
    Inflamed Anus
    April 22, 2021 at 6:22 am

    So glad that Jaja is in the finals, just goes to show ya that all those stupid copy and paste posts that the looser friend/family member has been posting did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, just like they did to prevent Jaja from ending up the way she did. Jaja is dead because her family did nothing, they encouraged her to live the ratchet life that lead to her death!

  • Jahajia eats cock
    April 22, 2021 at 5:17 am

    Wasn’t Jhjha a victim or something? I never read through that whole stupid text thing

  • Jilian Fuller
    April 22, 2021 at 3:25 am

    Please vote for Jalajhia!

  • JaJa's Clam Ring
    April 21, 2021 at 10:18 pm

    Look at Ja spreading her legs in that picture.
    Something in life she was really good at.

    • FUCK YOU
      April 22, 2021 at 6:46 am

      You’re even better at bending over and putting that oh so perfect arch in your back.

      • Jilian Fuller
        April 22, 2021 at 7:59 am

        Why the hatred towards gays? The boys watched jaja do dope and
        eat more than one tuna melt.

  • Rachael Rollins Albino Lawn Jockey
    April 21, 2021 at 9:42 pm

    EL PASO, Texas — Ahren DeHart’s regular babysitter called in sick.

    The 13-month-old’s parents, an Army specialist stationed at Fort Bliss and a local hospital worker, needed to find a replacement babysitter on April 12, so they left their son with a friend, Marvin Rex Lake, according to family.

    Authorities allege that when Araya Coffey returned that night from her job working labor and delivery at the Hospitals of Providence Memorial Campus, her son was dying.

  • Luis Barboza Uber Service Crestview Florida
    April 21, 2021 at 9:26 pm

    Vote JaJa!!!

  • HeyYouWhoMe
    April 21, 2021 at 8:34 pm

    I just want to know if the duck in the first date !?

  • Da Notorious MCG, Esq
    April 21, 2021 at 7:28 pm

    Y’all muthafuckas BEST vote for my ass else I open up a MCG-size can o’ whoop-ass on y’all pink muthafuckas!!!
    Oh an’ thanks fo not following up on that time I bought my baby a bran’ new caw cuz he was a scared to walk to da bus stop and shit. I din’t use any donated funds for dat, I promise…(lol).

    Oh, an’ I gots 2 thing ta say to dat cowardly lion lookin bitch RPP going up against me in da finals:

    Put ‘em uuup…
    PUT ‘em uuuup…

  • Jalajhia “Raw Dog” Finklea
    April 21, 2021 at 4:26 pm

    Ratchets live forever!

  • Krispen Wah
    April 21, 2021 at 3:21 pm

    Jalajjjjhaaaaaiia could have been a winner in life, (except for the whole dead on the side of the road thing) but she’ll have to settle for being a winner in death. (Except for the whole dead on the side of the road thing).

  • redsox
    April 21, 2021 at 2:01 pm

  • Jarhead
    April 21, 2021 at 1:51 pm

    poor jaja

  • hartf811
    April 21, 2021 at 1:47 pm

    Another feral kneegrow teenager gunned down in Columbus right after the St. Floyd verdict. It wont stop. The reasons cops shoot dirtbag blacks is because the simian brains of dirtbag blacks cant do the right thing!

  • local real local
    April 21, 2021 at 1:39 pm

    Fitchburg Incest Couple is the finalist!

  • Turtz McGurtz
    April 21, 2021 at 1:23 pm

    what a final 4! MCG, Racist Rollins, BBJ, Mansfield Antifa.
    But how is JaJa only a 14 seed?
    Good luck to all the competitors!

  • Nobody is beating MCG
    April 21, 2021 at 1:09 pm

    Ghetto to the core, but has $$ and melanin-adjacent cucks and cuckesses all around her.

  • Cleamus
    April 21, 2021 at 12:52 pm

    Go Monica
    A true leader of the Black Savage Nation

    April 21, 2021 at 12:18 pm

    JaJa could be her

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