Attention Ad Free Turtle Riders: We’re Fixing It
This post is for turtle riders who purchased the ad free option and are currently seeing…
Tonight, 9pm EST – A Feminist Podcaster, Flat Earther Nathan Thompson, And A Stripper Will Be Joining Me To Discuss Intersectional Feminism On YouTube Live
Last week Nathan Thompson and I had a farce of a debate on YouTube live that was a lot of…
Here Are Your 2019 Ratchet Madness Final 4, Vote For Which 2 Will Face Off In The Championship
Voting in the Elite 8 of Ratchet Madness is completed. Here are your Final 4: Jackoff Sauce vs. Slumdog…
Vote For Which Which 4 Ratchets Should Advance To Ratchet Madness 2019 Final Four
It’s time to vote for who will be advancing to the Final Four of the 2019 Turtleboy Ratchet Madness…
Uncle Turtleboy Is The Guest On Kirk Minihane’s “Enough About Me” Podcast Tomorrow
Thought I’d let you all know that I’ll be making my debut on Kirk Minihane’s top rated “Enough About…
Turtleboy Live Is Sunday Night Due To Bruins Game, Here’s The Agenda, Subscribe To Our YouTube Channel
On account of the Bruins game tonight we’re gonna be postponing the Live show until Sunday night at 9…
Here Are The Elite 8 For Ratchet Madness
Voting is completed in the Sweet 16 round of Ratchet Madness in the Chudstuffer and Trap Queen regions. Here’s…
Battle Royale – Announcing Nathan “The Methbrain Messiah” Thompson vs. Bristol “The Bitch Bites” Turtlechick In An Epic Showdown Debate
Tomorrow, Friday April 26th at 10pm EST let’s get ready to rumble, because Flat Earth Conspiracy Theorist, car dweller, and…
Which 4 Ratchets Should Advance To The Elite 8 In The Chudstuffer And Trap Queen Regions?
Voting is completed in the Ratchet Madness Elite 8 Cheesehog and Fupasloth regions, and there were 2 very close…
Vote For Your Favorite Ratchets To Advance To The Elite 8 In The Fupasloth And Cheesehog Regions
Hey Fam, sorry about the delay for Ratchet Madness this week, totes forgot about it in the process of…
Bret Killoran Returns To The Live Show Tonight, Here’s The Agenda And Make Sure You’re Subscribing To Our YouTube Channel
Bret Killoran had his day in court yesterday with Charlotte McFarland and he was victorious, so he’ll…
Mike Gaffney Loses Another Election: Here Are Your Sweet 16 For Turtleboy Ratchet Madness 2019
Voting is completed in the Trap Queen region of 2nd round of Ratchet Madness, and we finally have our…
Ratchet Madness Round Of 32: Vote For Which 4 Ratchets Should Advance To The Sweet 16 In The Trap Queen Region
Voting in the Chudstuffer Region Round of 32 has been completed and here are the 4 ratchets you’ve voted…
Ratchet Madness Round Of 32: Vote For Which 4 Ratchets Should Advance To The Sweet 16 In The Chudstuffer Region
Voting in the second round of the Cheesehog Region of Ratchet Madness is over, and there really weren’t any…
Ratchet Madness Round Of 32: Vote For Which 4 Ratchets Should Advance To The Sweet 16 In The Cheesehog Region
Voting has concluded in the Fupasloth region for Ratchet Madness and there were a couple surprises, but the big…
Ratchet Madness Round Of 32: Vote For Which 4 Ratchets Should Advance To The Sweet 16 In The Fupasloth Region
Time to start the 2019 Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Round of 32! We begin in the Fupasloth region where we…
Gaffney, Bobbin For Boners, Bukkake Poundcake Barely Survive Round 1, Malden Meth Puppets Eliminated In Upset
The first round of ratchet madness is officially over. Here are the 8 ratchets who have advanced to the…
Ratchet Madness Round 1: Vote For Which 8 Ratchets Should Advance In The Trap Queen Region
Voting in the first round of the Chudstuffer Region of Ratchet Madness is completed, and here are the 8…
Ratchet Madness Round 1: Vote For Which 8 Ratchets Should Advance In The Chudstuffer Region
Voting in the first round for the Cheesehog region has come to an end. Here are the 8 ratchets…
Ratchet Madness Round 1: Vote For Which 8 Ratchets Should Advance In The Cheesehog Region
The first round of voting for Ratchet Madness 2019 in the Fupasloth region is completed. Here are…
