Dear Bridget Phetasy: This Numbnuts Keeps Telling People That You Are Me, And I’m Very Sorry.
Dear Bridget Phetasy: I hope this blog finds you well. Actually, I really hope that it finds you at…
Looking For A Monumental Waste Of Your Time? The “Straight Pride” Parade In Boston Is Happening This Summer
Well, would you look at this: I know I’m going to catch a lot of slack for this, but…
We Really Need The Help Of An Attorney From The South Shore To Stop These Millionaires From Using The Courts To Silence Us, Invade Our Privacy And Obtain Your Confidential Emails And Messages
As many of you know, I’m being sued by 4 people right now. Every lawsuit is time consuming and…
God Loves Us More Bruins Stanley Cup Finals T-Shirts Are Now Available In The Turtleboy Store
With the St. Louis Blues finishing off the Sharks last night the Stanley Cup Finals are now set to…
This Is Why I Have No Problem Selling Out Manch And Anonymous Shitposters
I normally don’t read the comments because I believe that turtle riders should have their say there and we…
Turtleboy Has A Table At Anthony’s Of Malden For The 9th Annual Wounded Vet Run Tomorrow, Swing By To Pick Up Turtle Gear And Bring Your Copies Of I Am Turlteboy
Sup turtle riders? Tomorrow I’m going to be in Malden for the 9th Annual Wounded Vet run. The ride…
Who Should Be This Year’s Ratchet Madness Champion – Franklin Baxley Or Rian Waters?
I apologize for the delay in Ratchet Madness, but voting is finally completed in the Final 4, and we…
Vote: Who Should Be The Next Special Guest On Friday’s Live Show? Episode 2: Turtleboy’s Greatest Feuds
So this Friday night we’ll be back, live, and less NPR-esque. The topic we’ll be tackling is the greatest feuds…
Attention Ad Free Turtle Riders: We’re Fixing It
This post is for turtle riders who purchased the ad free option and are currently seeing…
Tonight, 9pm EST – A Feminist Podcaster, Flat Earther Nathan Thompson, And A Stripper Will Be Joining Me To Discuss Intersectional Feminism On YouTube Live
Last week Nathan Thompson and I had a farce of a debate on YouTube live that was a lot of…
Here Are Your 2019 Ratchet Madness Final 4, Vote For Which 2 Will Face Off In The Championship
Voting in the Elite 8 of Ratchet Madness is completed. Here are your Final 4: Jackoff Sauce vs. Slumdog…
Vote For Which Which 4 Ratchets Should Advance To Ratchet Madness 2019 Final Four
It’s time to vote for who will be advancing to the Final Four of the 2019 Turtleboy Ratchet Madness…
Uncle Turtleboy Is The Guest On Kirk Minihane’s “Enough About Me” Podcast Tomorrow
Thought I’d let you all know that I’ll be making my debut on Kirk Minihane’s top rated “Enough About…
Turtleboy Live Is Sunday Night Due To Bruins Game, Here’s The Agenda, Subscribe To Our YouTube Channel
On account of the Bruins game tonight we’re gonna be postponing the Live show until Sunday night at 9…
Here Are The Elite 8 For Ratchet Madness
Voting is completed in the Sweet 16 round of Ratchet Madness in the Chudstuffer and Trap Queen regions. Here’s…
Battle Royale – Announcing Nathan “The Methbrain Messiah” Thompson vs. Bristol “The Bitch Bites” Turtlechick In An Epic Showdown Debate
Tomorrow, Friday April 26th at 10pm EST let’s get ready to rumble, because Flat Earth Conspiracy Theorist, car dweller, and…
Which 4 Ratchets Should Advance To The Elite 8 In The Chudstuffer And Trap Queen Regions?
Voting is completed in the Ratchet Madness Elite 8 Cheesehog and Fupasloth regions, and there were 2 very close…
Vote For Your Favorite Ratchets To Advance To The Elite 8 In The Fupasloth And Cheesehog Regions
Hey Fam, sorry about the delay for Ratchet Madness this week, totes forgot about it in the process of…
Bret Killoran Returns To The Live Show Tonight, Here’s The Agenda And Make Sure You’re Subscribing To Our YouTube Channel
Bret Killoran had his day in court yesterday with Charlotte McFarland and he was victorious, so he’ll…
Mike Gaffney Loses Another Election: Here Are Your Sweet 16 For Turtleboy Ratchet Madness 2019
Voting is completed in the Trap Queen region of 2nd round of Ratchet Madness, and we finally have our…
