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The Turtle Rider Cup Is Postponed Until May 24 Due To Charlie Baker’s Mishandling Of Commie Cold


Sorry to start off Monday with some unfortunate news, but due to commie cold we have to move the Turtle Rider Cup golf tournament to May 24, 2021. Thanks to Governor Charlie Parker you can no longer have more than 50 people at a gathering outdoors, and more than 25 indoors, unless you’re an elected official or protesting for George Floyd. We have about 100 people signed up plus volunteers, and Kettle Brook would lose its liquor license if they broke the “rules.” Since the tournament is being done shotgun style, it would effectively be turtle riders golfing simultaneously on different holes, no one would see each other, there would be no chance to eat or hang out afterwards, and it would defeat the entire purpose of doing this.

We will be emailing all registrants today to offer them a refund or to keep them on for the rescheduled date on May 24. If we’re gonna do this I wanna do it right. I gave some thought to doing a bootleg version, where we have a remote raffle or brown bags, but that seems to completely defeat the purpose of what we’re doing here. It’s not just about golf, it’s about uniting turtle riders.

On that note, I will be golfing anyway on Columbus Day at Kettle Brook anyway. You’re more than welcome to join, but it’s not an official event, and you’ll have to reserve a tee time by calling Kettle Brook. I plan on making mine around 10 AM and will get there early to hang out. Feel free to join me, and I’m sorry that we have to live in a state where healthy people golfing are more protected from a virus than elderly veterans in nursing homes.



36 Comment(s)
  • Bob Barker
    October 7, 2020 at 1:13 am

    So a bunch of retards can’t play golf……. Big fucking deal.

  • Bakers Sexual Assault Son
    October 5, 2020 at 7:53 pm

    Charlie Parker Baker put a Political Hack in charge of the Veterans Home, no experience in health care. Charlie should be charged in the deaths caused. Charlie condemns Bret Cavanaugh with no proof, but we get no explanation about his Son AJ Baker sexually assaulting a woman on a plane. Charlie made sure the Feds handled it, Massachusetts State Police would of nailed him. Charlie couldn’t of asked the Staties for a favor. I fucking hate Charlie Baker because he is a hypocrite. Karen Polito is a dirty Clam with her safer at home bullshit. Nobody gets a Graduation Party unless your a Polito. What a UGLY troll Polito is , corrupt to the core. Baker goes after Rachael Rollins on the list of no prosecution crimes. Rollins Bitch Slapped Baker the next day About the SPECIAL treatment for AJ Baker. We never heard from Charlie again. Ha Ha what a Pussy

  • Bike shorts Gary
    October 5, 2020 at 4:45 pm

    Sorry but more bad news.
    The Bike Shorts Gary golf tournament scheduled for October 32nd at Pebble Beach has been cancelled as well. Luckily for those who have already paid I’ve rescheduled the date to May neverteenth because there was 1,000,0000 people signed up but Baker only allows 50 on the golf course.
    For those of you who have already bought tickets instead of giving you your money back you can wait for the next Tournament that’s never going to happen or you can have a grab bag with some cool Bike shorts Gary T-shirts from the Bike Shorts Gary store.
    I swear this was never a money grab scam.
    p.s. If you just wanna hang out and wear bike shorts I’ll be hanging out in my bike shorts Sunday around 10:00.

  • dough bro
    October 5, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    This sucks, but I get it. I’m still recovering from when I was atop the courses ball washer and lost my footing and fell resulting in injuries I can not mention here……….

  • randiguy2006
    October 5, 2020 at 3:47 pm

    I predicted this fiasco would never happen.

    Do I get some sort of prize?

  • DOH!
    October 5, 2020 at 3:45 pm

    Gee, there goes the big 10% you were going to give away.

  • randiguy2006
    October 5, 2020 at 3:44 pm

    Gee who saw this coming?

    Oh yeah. Anyone with half a brain.

    Another Big Turtle Event fizzles away. I see pattern.

  • Andrea Grocer
    October 5, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    Very disappointing. I had been hoarding bran cereals from the local markets
    with the hopes of dropping a Brown Rag Doll in all 18 holes the night before
    the tournament.

  • It would have been interesting...
    October 5, 2020 at 1:33 pm

    …to have real Spic Tormentor and fake Spic Tormentor in the same foursome.

  • Hopefully Trump Dies
    October 5, 2020 at 12:08 pm

    What happened to Tough Guy, AK who would hold the event anyway? What a flaming faggot.

    • AngryWhiteMan
      October 5, 2020 at 12:49 pm

      You libs are the worst. All you want is destruction with nothing to replace what was there. Go suck a Chinese cock you commie shit head.
      TB has never advocated violence or breaking the rules- unlike you guys destroying small businesses and ruining lives all across America. Unc understands the need for caution. We can’t all go Rambo every time leftist politicians decide to change the rules.
      GTFO out of America, you ducking commie dick sniffer. It’s easy to criticize but I don’t see you guys changing anything.
      It’s pretty fitting that all these pro choice people want Trump to die! It was never about choice, and always about murder. Sick fucks!

    • capone181
      Lee Ho
      October 5, 2020 at 1:37 pm

      If you actually read the article, the reason he cancelled is because Kettle Brook ( one of the best central Mass. golf courses ) would be at risk of losing their liquor license by hosting more than 50 people, more than a 100 people signed up.

      TB made a very intelligent decision, he merely postponed it until he can allow everyone that signed up, to be able to play. And have a few adult beverages when they finish.


      • Suck my cock
        October 5, 2020 at 6:01 pm

        How do his balls taste, you dick riding faggot?

  • AK's Pussy is Showing
    October 5, 2020 at 12:02 pm

    So you’re going to comply and not go forward with the event?

    Way to speak out of both sides of your mouth, you fucking gaping pussyhole.

    • Oh right!
      October 5, 2020 at 1:31 pm

      This coming from an anonymous commenter, pretty bad ass, not.

      If he were to have this event, I would wrap my 3 iron your neck while poking you in the eye.

  • Boston Irish
    Gov Charle Biden
    October 5, 2020 at 11:34 am

    Charlie looks like that homo bill diblasio who has destroyed NYC

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    October 5, 2020 at 11:27 am

    That picture of Charlie Baker!

    Looks like he isn’t even qualified to be a Walmart greeter.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Li Phuk
      October 5, 2020 at 1:19 pm

      You kick him out of back booth, Lee?

      • capone181
        Lee Ho
        October 5, 2020 at 1:25 pm

        Ho Li Phuk, he belongs out back with the rest of the garbage.

  • Karen The Savage
    October 5, 2020 at 11:09 am

    We WILL have the tournament in May and it will be bigger and better!

  • idc
    October 5, 2020 at 11:06 am

    I like Charlie Baker. He’s about as conservative as I am. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    October 5, 2020 at 10:59 am

    Maybe it’s just me but that dude is starting to look more like a gay Jack Nicholson.

  • bigdaddy
    October 5, 2020 at 10:32 am

    Just call it the Turtle Rider Cup golf BLM peaceful protest . Everyone will be safe as covid is so woke

  • Oh Man
    October 5, 2020 at 10:26 am

    I was really looking forward to another MAGA super spreader event. Oh well, I’m sure there will be plenty more between now and November 3rd to cheer on.

    • The boogie man
      October 5, 2020 at 10:38 am

      Super spreader!!!! Lol. You pussies are scared of something that has over a 99% recovery rate. You faggots can hide under your beds and wear your useless masks, it doesn’t matter. Everyone is going to get this, there is no way to prevent this virus from spreading just like the common cold….which are corona viruses. So sack up and live your life you fucking pussies.

      • Macho Man and the 1%ers
        October 5, 2020 at 10:49 am

        Yet we don’t have access to Trumps’s medical team, experimental drugs, etc. Cool, you go out and get it through your herd immunity theory. I’ll work from home as much as I can and do my part to social distance and wear a mask to combat the virus from spreading.

        Your fearless leader has done nothing to help the situation except negligently put people at risk, but hopefully this scare sets him straight. Why is it that USA has the most cases with a small percentage of the world population? We must be doing something wrong you imbecile.

        • faggots
          October 5, 2020 at 11:32 am

          you’re a pussy. i can’t imagine being afraid of a common cold, but yet i see pussy comments like yours on a daily basis. what a fucking bitch.

          • Read up
            October 5, 2020 at 11:39 am

            1/4 of cases lead to permanent heart/lung damage. Read up you fool. I guess I’m a pussy if I’d rather not take a cent chance at permanent organ damage and the very slight chance of death. I wonder if the 207k dead people are just pursues and that’s why their dead?

            And now cue the drum roll:

            Kayleigh McEnany Has Covid. How many times has she needlessly exposed people without a mask. What a joke this administration is.

        • Jeff J
          That's Almost Comical
          October 5, 2020 at 11:49 am

          HAHAHAHA…….Great!!! You can do that for the rest of your life then. If you think wearing a mask and social distancing is going to put an end to this virus then you’re dumber than you sound. The US is testing constantly and reporting those #’s, that’s why we have so many cases. You think other countries are testing like us and accurately reporting those #’s?? Doubt it. The CDC already admitted the death #’s were grossly inflated. Unfortunately, you’ve been lied to by the msm who reports only positive cases and bogus death #’s day after day after day but have fun with your irrational fear.

        • Dummy
          October 5, 2020 at 3:49 pm

          Today the WHO said that its likely that 750,000,000 people worldwide have already contracted covid-19 and a little over 1,000,000 have died from it. All you mask wearers can go fuck yourselves. 1/4 have permanent heart/lung damage, who told you that, jimmy kimmel, traver Noah??? That’s wear you idiots get your news. You guys are fucking beta faggots, just get out of the way and let us alpha’s take care of business. Trump campaigned more while being treated for the Rona than Biden in the last 4 days….MAGA 2020 making libbies cry again.

      • RIP Mr. President
        October 5, 2020 at 10:51 am

        Trump being moved to hospice today.

      • Commander Zero
        October 5, 2020 at 10:52 am

        Yeah, a lot of people survived Japanese POW camps too. But they still came out permanently fucked up.

        • Da Nang Class Of 1968
          October 5, 2020 at 2:59 pm

          Those nasty animals would have been more useful for flame thrower
          instruction on Parris Island.

  • Hahaajjajaja
    October 5, 2020 at 10:04 am

    You suck!

    • Henry Ford
      October 5, 2020 at 10:20 am

      Why? He’s refunding the money, he is offering to reschedule, what’s your problem! Oh yeah,. Your problem is douchebaggery…

      • AngryAmericanDad
        October 5, 2020 at 11:25 am

        These fucking libs take away any sense of community we have, hovel in their fucking basements or suburban paradises, and then throw a fucking celebration for our President getting sick. The Pakistani guy who runs the Shell station I frequent has more respect for our country than these liberal cucks who haven’t done anything worthwhile with their lives and continuing being a drain on our moral fiber.

        Sorry about the bullshit Unc. It’s always “rules for thee, but not for me” with these liberal cucks and politicians.

        A bit strange that no Democrats have gotten the COVID, especially considering how strictly they’ve been adhering to the “rules” (•CoughPELOSIcough•).

        If I were the President I would investigate who did the test, who sanitized the debate and everything. The culprits need to be tried with attempted murder. That’s it. This goes deeper than we think and when the truth comes out, it’s going to rock our country to the core.

        The weak America of Obama’s year is going to be more no more, but through the fire and tribulation we will ascend to a greatness previously unknown.

        I’ll do my part- I’ll wear my mask. I’ll pretend to be the good citizen. But never forget the 5th column. I know what my goal will be once everything begins.

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