Sorry to start off Monday with some unfortunate news, but due to commie cold we have to move the Turtle Rider Cup golf tournament to May 24, 2021. Thanks to Governor Charlie Parker you can no longer have more than 50 people at a gathering outdoors, and more than 25 indoors, unless you’re an elected official or protesting for George Floyd. We have about 100 people signed up plus volunteers, and Kettle Brook would lose its liquor license if they broke the “rules.” Since the tournament is being done shotgun style, it would effectively be turtle riders golfing simultaneously on different holes, no one would see each other, there would be no chance to eat or hang out afterwards, and it would defeat the entire purpose of doing this.
We will be emailing all registrants today to offer them a refund or to keep them on for the rescheduled date on May 24. If we’re gonna do this I wanna do it right. I gave some thought to doing a bootleg version, where we have a remote raffle or brown bags, but that seems to completely defeat the purpose of what we’re doing here. It’s not just about golf, it’s about uniting turtle riders.
On that note, I will be golfing anyway on Columbus Day at Kettle Brook anyway. You’re more than welcome to join, but it’s not an official event, and you’ll have to reserve a tee time by calling Kettle Brook. I plan on making mine around 10 AM and will get there early to hang out. Feel free to join me, and I’m sorry that we have to live in a state where healthy people golfing are more protected from a virus than elderly veterans in nursing homes.
So a bunch of retards can’t play golf……. Big fucking deal.
Charlie Parker Baker put a Political Hack in charge of the Veterans Home, no experience in health care. Charlie should be charged in the deaths caused. Charlie condemns Bret Cavanaugh with no proof, but we get no explanation about his Son AJ Baker sexually assaulting a woman on a plane. Charlie made sure the Feds handled it, Massachusetts State Police would of nailed him. Charlie couldn’t of asked the Staties for a favor. I fucking hate Charlie Baker because he is a hypocrite. Karen Polito is a dirty Clam with her safer at home bullshit. Nobody gets a Graduation Party unless your a Polito. What a UGLY troll Polito is , corrupt to the core. Baker goes after Rachael Rollins on the list of no prosecution crimes. Rollins Bitch Slapped Baker the next day About the SPECIAL treatment for AJ Baker. We never heard from Charlie again. Ha Ha what a Pussy
Sorry but more bad news.
The Bike Shorts Gary golf tournament scheduled for October 32nd at Pebble Beach has been cancelled as well. Luckily for those who have already paid I’ve rescheduled the date to May neverteenth because there was 1,000,0000 people signed up but Baker only allows 50 on the golf course.
For those of you who have already bought tickets instead of giving you your money back you can wait for the next Tournament that’s never going to happen or you can have a grab bag with some cool Bike shorts Gary T-shirts from the Bike Shorts Gary store.
I swear this was never a money grab scam.
p.s. If you just wanna hang out and wear bike shorts I’ll be hanging out in my bike shorts Sunday around 10:00.
This sucks, but I get it. I’m still recovering from when I was atop the courses ball washer and lost my footing and fell resulting in injuries I can not mention here……….
I predicted this fiasco would never happen.
Do I get some sort of prize?
Gee, there goes the big 10% you were going to give away.
Gee who saw this coming?
Oh yeah. Anyone with half a brain.
Another Big Turtle Event fizzles away. I see pattern.
Very disappointing. I had been hoarding bran cereals from the local markets
with the hopes of dropping a Brown Rag Doll in all 18 holes the night before
…to have real Spic Tormentor and fake Spic Tormentor in the same foursome.
What happened to Tough Guy, AK who would hold the event anyway? What a flaming faggot.
You libs are the worst. All you want is destruction with nothing to replace what was there. Go suck a Chinese cock you commie shit head.
TB has never advocated violence or breaking the rules- unlike you guys destroying small businesses and ruining lives all across America. Unc understands the need for caution. We can’t all go Rambo every time leftist politicians decide to change the rules.
GTFO out of America, you ducking commie dick sniffer. It’s easy to criticize but I don’t see you guys changing anything.
It’s pretty fitting that all these pro choice people want Trump to die! It was never about choice, and always about murder. Sick fucks!
If you actually read the article, the reason he cancelled is because Kettle Brook ( one of the best central Mass. golf courses ) would be at risk of losing their liquor license by hosting more than 50 people, more than a 100 people signed up.
TB made a very intelligent decision, he merely postponed it until he can allow everyone that signed up, to be able to play. And have a few adult beverages when they finish.
How do his balls taste, you dick riding faggot?
So you’re going to comply and not go forward with the event?
Way to speak out of both sides of your mouth, you fucking gaping pussyhole.
This coming from an anonymous commenter, pretty bad ass, not.
If he were to have this event, I would wrap my 3 iron your neck while poking you in the eye.
Charlie looks like that homo bill diblasio who has destroyed NYC
That picture of Charlie Baker!
Looks like he isn’t even qualified to be a Walmart greeter.
You kick him out of back booth, Lee?
Ho Li Phuk, he belongs out back with the rest of the garbage.
We WILL have the tournament in May and it will be bigger and better!
I like Charlie Baker. He’s about as conservative as I am. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Maybe it’s just me but that dude is starting to look more like a gay Jack Nicholson.
Just call it the Turtle Rider Cup golf BLM peaceful protest . Everyone will be safe as covid is so woke
I was really looking forward to another MAGA super spreader event. Oh well, I’m sure there will be plenty more between now and November 3rd to cheer on.
Super spreader!!!! Lol. You pussies are scared of something that has over a 99% recovery rate. You faggots can hide under your beds and wear your useless masks, it doesn’t matter. Everyone is going to get this, there is no way to prevent this virus from spreading just like the common cold….which are corona viruses. So sack up and live your life you fucking pussies.
Yet we don’t have access to Trumps’s medical team, experimental drugs, etc. Cool, you go out and get it through your herd immunity theory. I’ll work from home as much as I can and do my part to social distance and wear a mask to combat the virus from spreading.
Your fearless leader has done nothing to help the situation except negligently put people at risk, but hopefully this scare sets him straight. Why is it that USA has the most cases with a small percentage of the world population? We must be doing something wrong you imbecile.
you’re a pussy. i can’t imagine being afraid of a common cold, but yet i see pussy comments like yours on a daily basis. what a fucking bitch.
1/4 of cases lead to permanent heart/lung damage. Read up you fool. I guess I’m a pussy if I’d rather not take a cent chance at permanent organ damage and the very slight chance of death. I wonder if the 207k dead people are just pursues and that’s why their dead?
And now cue the drum roll:
Kayleigh McEnany Has Covid. How many times has she needlessly exposed people without a mask. What a joke this administration is.
HAHAHAHA…….Great!!! You can do that for the rest of your life then. If you think wearing a mask and social distancing is going to put an end to this virus then you’re dumber than you sound. The US is testing constantly and reporting those #’s, that’s why we have so many cases. You think other countries are testing like us and accurately reporting those #’s?? Doubt it. The CDC already admitted the death #’s were grossly inflated. Unfortunately, you’ve been lied to by the msm who reports only positive cases and bogus death #’s day after day after day but have fun with your irrational fear.
Today the WHO said that its likely that 750,000,000 people worldwide have already contracted covid-19 and a little over 1,000,000 have died from it. All you mask wearers can go fuck yourselves. 1/4 have permanent heart/lung damage, who told you that, jimmy kimmel, traver Noah??? That’s wear you idiots get your news. You guys are fucking beta faggots, just get out of the way and let us alpha’s take care of business. Trump campaigned more while being treated for the Rona than Biden in the last 4 days….MAGA 2020 making libbies cry again.
Trump being moved to hospice today.
Yeah, a lot of people survived Japanese POW camps too. But they still came out permanently fucked up.
Those nasty animals would have been more useful for flame thrower
instruction on Parris Island.
Why? He’s refunding the money, he is offering to reschedule, what’s your problem! Oh yeah,. Your problem is douchebaggery…
These fucking libs take away any sense of community we have, hovel in their fucking basements or suburban paradises, and then throw a fucking celebration for our President getting sick. The Pakistani guy who runs the Shell station I frequent has more respect for our country than these liberal cucks who haven’t done anything worthwhile with their lives and continuing being a drain on our moral fiber.
Sorry about the bullshit Unc. It’s always “rules for thee, but not for me” with these liberal cucks and politicians.
A bit strange that no Democrats have gotten the COVID, especially considering how strictly they’ve been adhering to the “rules” (•CoughPELOSIcough•).
If I were the President I would investigate who did the test, who sanitized the debate and everything. The culprits need to be tried with attempted murder. That’s it. This goes deeper than we think and when the truth comes out, it’s going to rock our country to the core.
The weak America of Obama’s year is going to be more no more, but through the fire and tribulation we will ascend to a greatness previously unknown.
I’ll do my part- I’ll wear my mask. I’ll pretend to be the good citizen. But never forget the 5th column. I know what my goal will be once everything begins.