Instructions: Vote for which ratchet you think should advance to the second round. Links to their stories are bolded if you’d like to read up on them. I’ve put together a bulleted ratchet resume for each contestant on TB Daily News which you can read by clicking here.
9. Eric Matlock
13. Brillo Pad Bobby and the Weymouth Street Toughs
3. Salisbury Beach Henny Hog Goblins
10. Fireball Felicia
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16 Comment(s)
There are a few first ballot Ratchet Hall of Famers in this region.
Meth mongoose by a mile!
You know Simp has to be in it this year.
And Brett.
Well I am just waiting to see which pedo vigilante group gets him first. You know he has at least 2 bodies buried in his basement too.
There’ll be a couple upsets here.
I’m voting for Gianetti for the whole thing just cause I want him to win something. Clearly the winner is gonna be that awful firefighter’s wife. Evil bitch.
Two years in a row! So many disgusting ratchet peices of shit it is really hard to pick just one. They should all win, I mean, we do live in the, everyone gets a trophy society anyway. Why not just name em all king/queen/it ratchet!
JaJa could have been her
The comment section nominates… the scarred face, fass coupe watching, blunt rolling, kiss dealing, and ride stealing, jet flying, side of the road dying! She spawned infinite paragraphs pasted about her for months!…. (crowd collectively cums) Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalihjjjjjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Love you UNC but a fact check on last night show lol my WVU Mountaineers almost beat Gonzaga and lost 87-82 so every game but 1 they won by double digits lol but great show buddy!!!!
Well other than UCLA lol
yup, yet another liberal melt down. he is freaking out on lawful citizens open carrying. i like how the dude debating him with an ar-15 has like 6 mags in his pouch. totally badass. 35k up votes on reddit. quick 1.5 minute video.
wtf is wrong with these liberals? mental illness is my first guess. low iq second guess.
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I pretty much sailed through the voting but IMHO the toughest one for me was:
BLM-123 Blimpnado
vs
Fireball Felicia
Took me a few minutes to back track and read both blogs. Ended up voting for Fireball Felicia. The picture of like 30 empty fireball nips is ratchet classic. Why not just buy a bottle?
Imagine that red-haired clam looks like a cave inside with stalactites hanging down and shit
I think the commenters should have their own contest, I’m on here all the time contributing useful content, I expect to be acknowledged.
You posin bitch.
No on likes a fake
What are talking about? This is the real McCoy!
Let’s get together and have a tickle fight.