Smiles And Sunshine

2021 Ratchet Madness Guttemuppet Region Round 1


Instructions: Vote for which ratchet you think should advance to the second round. Links to their stories are bolded if you’d like to read up on them. I’ve put together a bulleted ratchet resume for each contestant on TB Daily News which you can read by clicking here


1. Mike Giannetti



16. Seniorita Swallows




8. North Shore Penis Pinata



9. Eric Matlock




4. Beast Lightning


13. Brillo Pad Bobby and the Weymouth Street Toughs






5. Hyannis Crack Raptor



12. Concord Kiddie Conniseur




3. Salisbury Beach Henny Hog Goblins


14. Mansfield Antifa Teacher




6. Debbie Does Duckface


11. Sour Cream and Bunyan



7. BLM-123 Blimpnado


10. Fireball Felicia




2. Quincy Taco Tickler


15. Enfield Neckbeard Mafia




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16 Comment(s)
  • The Canadian Devil
    April 5, 2021 at 11:47 pm

    There are a few first ballot Ratchet Hall of Famers in this region.

  • foleyworld
    Casino Scum
    April 5, 2021 at 10:55 pm

    Meth mongoose by a mile!

  • Why is Simp or Brett no in it?
    April 5, 2021 at 10:12 pm

    You know Simp has to be in it this year.
    And Brett.

    Well I am just waiting to see which pedo vigilante group gets him first. You know he has at least 2 bodies buried in his basement too.

  • 2022 Ratchet Bracket
    April 5, 2021 at 9:06 pm

    There’ll be a couple upsets here.

  • Chris
    April 5, 2021 at 8:00 pm

    I’m voting for Gianetti for the whole thing just cause I want him to win something. Clearly the winner is gonna be that awful firefighter’s wife. Evil bitch.

    • Just shoot them all and be done with it!
      April 5, 2021 at 11:05 pm

      Two years in a row! So many disgusting ratchet peices of shit it is really hard to pick just one. They should all win, I mean, we do live in the, everyone gets a trophy society anyway. Why not just name em all king/queen/it ratchet!

  • Nostrildamage
    April 5, 2021 at 6:15 pm

    JaJa could have been her

  • Krispen Wah
    April 5, 2021 at 5:19 pm

    The comment section nominates… the scarred face, fass coupe watching, blunt rolling, kiss dealing, and ride stealing, jet flying, side of the road dying! She spawned infinite paragraphs pasted about her for months!…. (crowd collectively cums) Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalihjjjjjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

  • Joseph Rogers
    April 5, 2021 at 1:37 pm

    Love you UNC but a fact check on last night show lol my WVU Mountaineers almost beat Gonzaga and lost 87-82 so every game but 1 they won by double digits lol but great show buddy!!!!

    • Joseph Rogers
      April 5, 2021 at 5:47 pm

      Well other than UCLA lol

  • VP Spiro T Cheney
    April 5, 2021 at 11:07 am

    yup, yet another liberal melt down. he is freaking out on lawful citizens open carrying. i like how the dude debating him with an ar-15 has like 6 mags in his pouch. totally badass. 35k up votes on reddit. quick 1.5 minute video.

    wtf is wrong with these liberals? mental illness is my first guess. low iq second guess.

    tinyurl dot com/bwz2p2at

  • VP Spiro T Cheney
    April 5, 2021 at 10:57 am

    I pretty much sailed through the voting but IMHO the toughest one for me was:

    BLM-123 Blimpnado
    Fireball Felicia

    Took me a few minutes to back track and read both blogs. Ended up voting for Fireball Felicia. The picture of like 30 empty fireball nips is ratchet classic. Why not just buy a bottle?

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      April 5, 2021 at 4:02 pm

      Imagine that red-haired clam looks like a cave inside with stalactites hanging down and shit

  • Its Dey Culture
    April 5, 2021 at 10:16 am

    I think the commenters should have their own contest, I’m on here all the time contributing useful content, I expect to be acknowledged.

    • Handy
      April 5, 2021 at 12:53 pm

      You posin bitch.
      No on likes a fake

      • Its Dey Culture
        April 5, 2021 at 12:56 pm

        What are talking about? This is the real McCoy!

        Let’s get together and have a tickle fight.

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