Turtleboy and law enforcement have one thing in common – we’re both constantly under attack by the woke mob. So I went ahead and did a thing. Get your Turtleboy thin blue line shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies, and even masks (if you’re into masks) by clicking here to go to the Turtleboy store. Also added some other new stuff in there so you can proudly let people know that you’re a turtle rider, and there’s not ashamed to let the world know.
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25 Comment(s)
Would love to see the cop Turtle standing over a bunch of dead blacks drenched in blood. I’d pay double for it.
The burning question on the minds of a lot of CEO’s in the retail industry is just how are you able to sell those upscsale hoodies for only $40-$44 and still make any kind of profit?!?!?
Yo what’s the story behind the sleeve lengths on this bling? Does everybody who buys this gear gotta have short little baby and arms and tiny skinny necks?
I think it’s adorable how you photo shopped your logo on a bunch of generic t-shirts and hoodies with no labels and on the faces of generic model pictures with matching white masks and T-shirts and some people actually think you’ve purchased cases of this stuff.
Hint you idiots none of this stuff has actually been printed on real clothes.
Shut up, queer. Everyone already knows how that shit works.
I understand the logics of mind altercation, (& in lehmans terms) losing one’s mind and aka brain farts. Do you feel that people will buy masks from you if all you have done was say that they are useless to begin with? It’s astonishing that you would spend money on such waste to your beliefs.
You can’t ridicule masks, turn around sell them and be taken seriously. Wait a minute… I retract. You’re an idiot and not to be taken seriously. This is decent entertainment when I feel bad. I read a couple of articles with Turtle begging for $ and feel better. Works like a charm.
This is actually genius. Get more masks in circulation so there’s more mask wearers to criticize. Dying for the post where TB SHREDS someone for wearing a TB mask.
Anyone I see with a Turtleboy mask is getting a fist right to their fucking suckhole.
Ooooh, another internet tough guy. We are all very scared……
You should sell TBS Nazi uniforms that all those kkkooks wore in Charlottesville white supremacy rally. Tan pants, white golf shirt, and red hat. Like their cult leader Trump. A mask makes you loser. Turtle Boy investigates and…..he is innocent!
And you should spend your time looking for a job instead of obsessing over Turtleboy. We are tired of paying your salary (welfare).
As is you ever had a real job…
Nice! This will make identifying morons easy.
How come the books aren’t for sale in the store too?
Not a great idea.
Off topic:
Every time I upvote a comment, it resets to zero. Any ideas?
Wait you’re selling masks? Fucking tool.
Also, we already have a flag. The AMERICAN FLAG.
What’s up with all the virtue signaling from both sides? I don’t need a stupid “alternative” flag to be cool and edgy. We already have our flag. I respect none other. Burn those BLM flags and the Thin Blue Line ones.
Fucking idiots.
I saw a rally where Blue Lives Matter folks were burning American flags and replacing them with thin blue line flags. These people take it too far. Also it really seems like they want a full-blown big government police state where you have to bow to cops or die.
If a Chief of Police wears a black lives matter mask can he fire you for wearing a blue lives matters mask?
Your gonna have boxes of this shit in your basement until the end of times. Reminds me of Portnoys “ball don’t lie” shirts.
Masks?
You must be the biggest hypocrite on Earth.
YEP…
Why not make a TBS Big Green Nose hoodie with a print of your schnoz on it?
Just bought a couple back the blue masks.
Buying some of this swag for xmas gifts; thank you for making available.