2020 has been quite the year for Turtleboy, as the blog’s been viewed more than 30 million times in every state, and over 100 countries. For the first time we had two websites all year – TB Daily News and Turtleboy. Every blog was published on both websites but in different formats. We will be celebrating the New Year by counting down the 100 most viewed blogs of the year, which will include links to every story, and add up the views from both websites.
100. Townsend nurse threatens to poison trick or treaters
30,601
99. Leominster Twisted Tea Party
30,931
98. Hingham Becky’s yell at cops for not kneeling
30,988
31,056
96. BLM screams at Mimi Chesna
31,192
95. Gloucester chick fake COVID GoFundMe scam
31,250
94. Bruins VP Matt Chmura Emails
31,324
93. Warwick Christian Rock statutory raping pimp Mom
31,587
31,602
91. Jennifer Callahan doesn’t live in Oxford investigation
31,605
17 Comment(s)
Holy fuck! There was a shooting in Minneapolis involving a cop – everybody piss their pants and shit their drawers! Hurry!
Jane,
The ending was better than the game! It had everything except for flinging feces.
Happy New Year!
Wish more cops were like Minny. See a black, shoot a black.
Yeah TB go attack that Jennifer Callahan for spending money her family has spent decades investing in the town and county because they were hard workers for two centuries and still are not bloggers who like to touch his students and cry about life is not fair to him.
Wow, it does take a set of balls to come at someone on an anonymous comment board! If I saw you making your way down the street, I would step aside, yes siree!
Hey Such,
Bylaws and rules are in place and are in effect for municipal employees for a reason. You obviously don’t know that. Jennifer is no more special than anybody else.
I must have dropped my fuckin phone in my fuckin landlord’s fuckin truck again! I always bang the fuckin back of my fucking head on his fuckin steering wheel! Fuckin shit sucks!
He does drop the F-bombs quite a bit.
All this winning from our settlement money.
Thank you AK but….
He best is the teenagers with the confederate flag in the background. When I saw this i was like Uncle is going to have a field day with this, right quick, as they say down there.
I stand with Tina Huff! I’m glad she had her CoVid patients spit on that candy! I hope those little Trick or Treat bastards all came down with the CoVid! It’s the only way they will learn to conform!
Matt Chmura is a faggot
I am offering shuttle rides in WarWhack tonight.
#GRLPWR
Wait till the 70 year old bearded clam who did nothing to save JaJa from being
Purina Vulture Chow in a Florida ditch sees the article(s) again.
So let me get this straight. You have been unemployed for a few years, you spend most of your time online in your wife’s basement trolling Facebook pages.
These upcoming blogs are to highlight your what your top 100 accomplishments that you’re most proud of this year
It’s going to mostly be about people that nobody knows, cares about or will remember in some sort of Facebook troll ‘gotcha’ stories.
The highlights of your year will be going to court with other losers of your same caliber.
Please, bring on the trip down loser lane.
on loser lane…………again.
@Can’t wait: Please take a moment to insert a large, injurious object vigorously into your anus. Thank you. Happy New Year.