Smiles And Sunshine

2021 Ratchet Madness Mac Sauce Region Sweet 16


Sweet 16 voting is completed in the Didi Region and we have our first 1-2 matchup of Ratchet Madness 2021 lined up for next week.

Monica Cannon-Grant is a freight train in more ways than one, and right now she looks unstoppable. But Bridget Huckins is pretty God damn ratchet herself, so we could have an interesting matchup here.

Time to choose the last 2 ratchets who will move onto the Elite 8. Read their ratchet resumes by clicking here and vote below.



1. Road Rage Rollins vs 5. Friar Tummy Tuck

1. Road Rage Rollins



5. Friar Tummy Tuck





2. Fitchburg Incest Couple vs 3. Rhonda Rubbish

2. Fitchburg Incest Couple




3. Rhonda Rubbish






33 Comment(s)
  • Leave Jaja alone
    April 23, 2021 at 10:41 pm

    Hope this ends all the vile, sexist, and inappropriate comments for a young lady that had a tragic death.
    Let that young lady rest in peace.

    • WHY
      April 24, 2021 at 10:31 pm

      That psycho pushed that shit at us for months

  • The King, Elvis Presley
    April 23, 2021 at 11:00 am

    I will go to the supreme court for a recount. There is NO way NOoooo WAYyyy that Jalajiiihizaa lost.

    You assholes have disappointed me on this day. I will expect reply’s of solidarity.

    Wheres that lyin Sidney Powell bitch…..

  • 1st ammendment
    April 22, 2021 at 8:02 pm

    Author is A1dan K3arney

    He lives at: 111 Mason-Road, Jefferson, Massachusetts 01522

  • lolololool
    April 22, 2021 at 7:33 pm


    remove the asterixes in that url
    aidaan keaarney is the author of this stuff, He’s the guy who runs this site

    • Sparkey McMurphy
      Sparkey McMurphy
      April 22, 2021 at 7:53 pm

      That would be an asterisk.

  • Da Notorious MCG, Esq
    April 22, 2021 at 5:31 pm

    Y’all seen me on dat news las’ night, you know ya did, stop lyin’!!
    As I was saaayin’… jus’ cuz the trial be ova, we can’t let up, y’all!!!

    Cuz, see…if we let up,…y’all listenin?

    If we let up…then my DONATIONS be lettin’ up…ya feel me?!

    An’ if my DONATIONS be lettin’ up …then my CHOLESTEROL be lettin’ DOWN…y’unnastand me??


  • Freud's SCUM theory
    April 22, 2021 at 1:39 pm

    There appears to be a correlation between

    – Self Medicating
    – Hysterical and Histrionic attention seeking behavior on Social Media.
    – Excessive Body Fat
    – Eye Glasses
    – Tattoos

    Neurosis with underlying mental illness with presence of pronounced inmaturity.
    I call this symptom cluster “Selective Cluster Underperforming Morbidity”. SCUM.

  • WeRFucked
    April 22, 2021 at 1:07 pm

    This is getting exciting. What’s the prize pool like is it just really desirable Turtle gear or is there a chance to win a pack of Marlboro reds or some scratch tickets this year?

  • Bob Murchison
    April 22, 2021 at 12:58 pm

    I am experiencing an odd colored discharge.
    When should I start to worry?


  • Observer X
    April 22, 2021 at 11:53 am

    Rollins: a Rachet that beat the rap. She and MCG will be an epic battle.

  • Fass Coupe
    April 22, 2021 at 11:03 am

    jaja drained more hogs in her lifetime than she got ratchet votes.

  • Jane Goodall
    April 22, 2021 at 11:00 am

    Things are still very concerning. Be careful out there!

    Category 5

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    April 22, 2021 at 10:56 am

    Monica deserves the title with Racial Rollins 2nd. Two ugly fat cunts that hate white people.

      April 22, 2021 at 11:47 am

      That’s ok because I hate fat , nasty racist BLACK BITCHES

    • foleyworld
      Casino Scum
      April 25, 2021 at 2:00 pm

      Rollins Dad is Irish just like you! I’m pretty sure she doesn’t hate her Dad.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    April 22, 2021 at 10:48 am

    The Fitchburg Incest Couple going deep into the playoffs. Can they pull it out and go all the way?

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      April 22, 2021 at 3:38 pm

      Maybe if they pulled it out they wouldn’t be in this situation…

  • Fat Fuck Region
    April 22, 2021 at 10:33 am

    Ratchet Rachel Rollins Biggest Loser of this gang bang.

  • Big Brown Fag Jeffrey
    April 22, 2021 at 10:24 am

    Is a gay homo

    • Alexander Rich-Shea
      Wellington Circle Underwear Faggot
      April 22, 2021 at 5:18 pm

      Honestly isn’t the problem with him that he is not a homo, but a straight pedo?

      Now that they let faggots in everywhere most of us realize drag queens are gross and we prefer the gym and clothes with pockets.

      Here’s a list of gay dudes who wanted to fuck the drag queen at the club:

      It’s empty. Only sad faggots looking for an excuse to not get laid enjoy doing drag. And weird depraved he/she pansexuals.

      If you don’t want more jefferies you gotta learn your homo types.

      For example: fat bitch dyke sjws generally hate gym faggots more than you do, especially if they are white gym faggots.

  • Karen of All Karens
    April 22, 2021 at 10:22 am

    Rachel Rollins is not really ratchet…. she’s just an A1 Asshole.

    Still, she does deserve a trip to the final 4 for being the complete asshole that she is, but as a pure ratchet, I say she goes down in the semi’s.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    April 22, 2021 at 10:20 am

    We really have some excellent contestants this year. Would love to see a Royal Ratchet Rumble.

  • Battle of the Tormentors
    April 22, 2021 at 10:12 am

    Let ST interview and crown the new champion.

    • Let ST Blog
      April 22, 2021 at 10:27 am

      That would be epic to have Dizio crown them lol. They could even play some Metallica as they bring out the crowns, and Diz could personally hand them their prize, a market basket bag filled with warm bud light cans.

      • Linda Coralyn
        Done with this shit
        April 22, 2021 at 2:38 pm

        Your bar’s pretty low there, dude. It’s embarrassing

  • JaJa The Queen Of The Pink Sock
    April 22, 2021 at 10:06 am

    Damn I thought JaJa had it.

    • Gary Zerola
      April 22, 2021 at 10:10 am

      Cheer up.Maybe she will win it next year.Oh wait.Shes dead….

  • Cancel LeBron James Now
    April 22, 2021 at 9:38 am

    Let’s hit back. Cancel culture can work both ways. Boycott the Lakers until he’s gone. Threaten a cop? You’re out.

    Be Woke, Go Broke, asshole.

  • Spic Tormentor
    April 22, 2021 at 9:30 am

    You should nominate my deep fake, he has been trying to be me for almost a year now and is totally deserving of a spot in the bracket.

    • DiZ from the top rope
      April 22, 2021 at 9:34 am

      “deep fake” lmao dude… it’s people clowning on your retarded ass knowing you get all upset about it lol. If you stopped responding to them they would go away.

      And it’s not a “deep fake” when it’s an anonymous comment section. anyone can type under any username they want, it’s not some huge feat lol.

    • metallica rulez
      April 22, 2021 at 10:15 am

  • hartf811
    James Goldsmith
    April 22, 2021 at 9:24 am

    Any kneegrows shot BY WHITE COPS last night?
    “I don’t always offend but when I get caught I comply,” the Most Interesting Man in the World.
    “Stay Thirsty My Friends”

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