Will Republicans Take Back The Senate In November 2022?
Rachael Rollins was confirmed as US Attorney in a 50-50 vote along partisan lines. But if Republicans take control…
Husband From Hell – Drew Peterson
We’ll be talking about the story of Drew Peterson, the former police officer who saw two of his 4 wives…
Hackers And Court
Tonight I’ll be talking about my day in court, and discussing if my Facebook account was hacked. Then we’ll…
Yellow Journalism: The Birthplace Of Fake News
Fake news existed long before Donald Trump pointed out its existence. Over 120 years ago two competing New York newspapers…
Elon Musk Roasts Elizabeth Warren
Elon Musk and Elizabeth Warren had tweet beef over taxes, but 100 years from now only one of them…
Inside The Mind Of A Narcissist
I’ve learned a lot about narcissists in the last year from first hand experience. Perhaps you have too. Tune…
Racist Liberals Try To Undo Gains Of The Little Rock 9
Liberals are trying to segregate students in schools by race as part of their CRT master plan, so…
Turtleboy’s Guide To Defeating Cancel Culture Part 2
This week on Turtle Club we relive some of the strongest attempts to cancel Turtleboy over the years and…
The World Is A Better Place Thanks To Kyle Rittenhouse
Tonight on Turtle Club at 9:30 we’ll be analyzing Kyle Rittenhouse’s trial, and the insane things that happened in…
Big Wins For Turtleboy Revolution In Braintree, Weymouth, Leominster
The Turtleboy Sports Revolution works politically in some places like Braintree and Leominster, but not others, like Worcester and Boston….
Ratchet Connecticut Mom Defends Daughter’s Honor By Claiming To Be Attorney, Vowing Deformation Lawsuit
Earlier in the week we blogged about a Norwich CT woman named Kylie Scovish who was arrested for head…
How To Defeat Cancel Culture
I was recently cancelled by a Walpole Republican group who invited me to give a speech on how to defeat…
Monica Cannon-Grant Lied About Mikayla Miller’s Death As Part Of Her Nonprofit Scam
Monica Cannon-Grant has told a number of lies over the last year, and now that we know she was…
My Response To Liz Miranda Calling Me A White Supremacist And Mass Maritime Shitting On Christopher Columbus
Tonight on Turtle Club at 9:30 I’ll be responding to the Liz Miranda tape calling me a white supremacist for…
Turtleboy Trivia Debut Show
Tonight for Turtle Club we’re going to have a Trivia show with 3 contestants to see who’s the most…
Unlovable UMass Feminists Send Death Threats To Turtleboy Over Coverage Of Theta Chi Riots
My inbox is on fire with angry UMass feminists sending me threats and various other messages. I’ll be reading…
United Flight 93: Hijackers Picked The Wrong Flight To Fuck With
Turtle Club is back tonight at 9:30 and we’ll be talking about some of the greatest heroes in American history…
Bigger Blunder – Woodrow Wilson Ending World War 1 Or Joe Biden Ending Afghanistan?
President Biden massively screwed up the exit plan from Afghanistan, but was it as bad as the way Woodrow Wilson…
Turtle Club Exclusive: Mike Giannetti Vs. Turtleboy Court Audio
We’ll be doing Turtle Club tonight starting at 9:30, and we’ll be playing clips from the Giannetti court date. See…
I Found A Bunch Of Writeups From Kicking Kids Out Of Class At Reform School In Worcester And I’ll Be Reading Them Tonight
For the first two years of my teaching career I worked at a place called the Fanning Learning Center for…
