Horny Men Are Still Sexting Me From A Fake Craigs List Ad From 6 Weeks Ago
A month and a half ago we did a Turtle Club premium stream in which I called all the horny…
Purple Haired Texas Democrat Says She’s “Brave” For Fleeing Her State
A purple haired Texas Democrat who fled the state in order to avoid voting on a voting reform act says…
Most Psychotic Ratchet Ever Finally Gets Charged With 10 Year Old Murder
Tonight on Turtle Club we’re gonna do a little something different and talk a little true crime, as we look…
History Shows That American Independence Is The Best Thing That’s Ever Happened To Black People
The United States of America is the greatest country that ever existed, but according to several of our leaders it’s…
Attorney Mike Shitdick Confronts Turtleboy At Gym
Tonight at 9 PM on Turtle Club we’ll be watching the video of Attorney Mike Shivick confronting me at the…
Meet Mike Shivick: Leicester Attorney And Resident Douchebag Next Up In Turtleboy Hall Of Shame
I like to give Turtle Club subscribers access to content no one else is getting, so tonight I’m gonna…
Calling The Strange Men Who Have Been Sexting Me For 48 Hours Because Someone Put My Phone Number On A Craigs List Sex Ad
Some troll put my phone number on Craigs List, pretending to be a woman in need of a “big” man….
The MAGA Menopause Mafia Is NOT Happy About The Blogs This Week
I’ve gotten a lot of angry messages from menopausal MAGA women and friends of Cole Buckley, and tonight on the…
How Critical Race Theory Made White People Insane Like The South Hadley Lesbian Poet Protester
Greetings Turtle Club members. If you’re reading this it’s because you signed up for the Turtle Club live stream, which…
