Sometimes I have trouble figuring out what sort of content to use for premium blogs. I want the really important stuff to be widely read without a paywall, but I also want to give turtle club members something entertaining that no one else gets. So I figured whenever I get some fan mail from a jilted ratchet this would be the right forum for it. A couple weeks ago I heard from disgraced Turtlegram and Gazette columnist Dianne “Pinot Crazy Ho” Williamson, after I published a blog about her taking a picture with a 92 year old man without a mask on while she was COVID positive. I got some lovely messages from her, and then got some more a couple weeks later because she’s now a big fan of Kate Peter. Enjoy the madness!