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Top Turtleboy Comments And Messages Of The Week: Millbury Police Are Hacking My Phone, I Am Taking Down Your Website For Copyright

 

Welcome Turtle Club Club Community Leaders! If you’re reading this it’s because you’ve subscribed to Turtle Club for weekly blogs that nobody else gets. I pondered what exactly I was gonna write about, seeing as the REALLY good content is the stuff I want everyone to read because it helps Turtleboy grow. So I figured a good opening blog would be to let you fine people enjoy some of the best messages and comments of the week. If you’re a member who’s interested in any other sort of content my email is always open for suggestions at turtleboysports@gmail.com. Here’s some fun messages and comments from this week.

There was the usual “Turtleboy is a bigot” nonsense from people on Twitter who didn’t like how we called out Sarai Rivera.

In the Ralph’s blog I cropped out a picture of the guy on the right because I truly, in the bottom of my soul, assumed he was special needs.

I’m not going to pick on someone like that so I did the responsible thing. As it turns out he’s not actually special needs, and he showed up in the comments to complain that I cropped him out.

I commented under his comment, explaining why I cropped him out, but the comment was taken down by Facebook for hate speech. Luckily one of the Ralph’s people saw it, screenshotted it, and posted it on her page to shame me.

Thank you Alyssa!

I also wrote a blog about a Salem man who left a rude comment about the police on Facebook, and when I googled his name I found out he was arrested in 2017 for leaving his 3 month old baby at home while he got a blowjob from his mistress who ended up crashing her car into a pole. His name was Josh and he showed up on our Facebook page to clarify things.

So the 3 month old baby he abandoned was safe because the baby was sleeping at the time he left, and the drunk driving mistress crashed into a pole directly in front of his house, and he just jumped in the passenger seat after the fact to smoke a cigarette. That clears things up.

Shortly after that his mistress messaged me to tell me what I had done was illegal since she had been found not guilty (which I noted in the blog), and hinted that she would be suing me.

But as it turns out Yael was arrested again in 2019 for drunk driving when she crashed in broad daylight (again) with 2 kids in her car, and then failed 2 random drug tests while out on bail.

Oops!

Another lawsuit came from Christina Tessier, who vowed to have the entire website taken down after contacting a domain company that does not host any website I own. Christina was briefly featured in a blog for trying to smear a restaurant as racist after a Cranston prostitute made up a lie about an experience she had there. The irony went way over her head.

Finally, the best message of the week came from a woman who goes by Jessica Lynn from Millbury, and I still have no idea what this poor lady is talking about. Maybe you can figure it out.

 

 

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