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Kyler Murray had a spectacular season for Oklahoma and was rewarded for it Saturday night when he won the Heisman Trophy. He’s also a top 10 draft pick in baseball and will be playing professionally at this time next year. Normally the progressive media would champion a young black kid like this for doing great things. But sadly for Kyler, black people are lower on the oppression scale than gay people, who are only ranked below the transgender mafia. That’s why USA Today did this to him hours after he won the award:
As of early Sunday morning, four offensive tweets using an anti-gay slur remained active on the Heisman winner's account https://t.co/K0hQ6MI7up
— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) December 9, 2018
This is a pattern now, and it needs to end. Earlier last week they did it to Kevin Hart and because he initially refused to apologize for something he tweeted 8 years ago (back when Obama, Hillary, and pretty much everyone else was against gay marriage) he was no longer gonna be hosting the Oscars.
Kevin Hart Has Stepped Down As Oscars Host After Refusing To Apologize For Anti-Gay Tweets https://t.co/xMt7Ob8g85
— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) December 7, 2018
Kevin Hart Is Deleting Old Homophobic Tweets After Being Announced As Oscars Host https://t.co/VKd3wkQqFf
— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) December 6, 2018
https://twitter.com/benfraserlee/status/1070413541012893696
Aaaand I wrote about why Kevin Hart's homophobia isn't welcome at next year's Oscars https://t.co/INvu15kZHz
— Benjamin Lee (@benfraserlee) December 5, 2018
This is not good. A simple, authentic apology showing any bit of understanding or remorse would have been so simple. Like I tweeted a few weeks ago, Hollywood still has a real problem with gay men. On the surface it may not look like it. Underneath, it’s far more complicated. https://t.co/A64LsOjVc2
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) December 7, 2018
I mean yes, Kevin Hart, I am going to hold you accountable for your homophobia.
— roxane gay (@rgay) December 7, 2018
Bernie Mac is so lucky that he’s dead right now. He’d never be able to survive in this land of pussies.
These people should probably stop being fags. And yes, I just wrote that and I apologize for nothing. I don’t normally call people fags, and I’m certainly not homophobic, but I just wanted to write it because I can. Because that’s how freedom works. We don’t tell other people words they can’t say because all of a sudden that word is bad. Back in the 90’s literally everyone called each other fags. Are we all now evil? Should we all be disqualified from having jobs because of it? Oh that’s right, we were around before Twitter, so our childhoods aren’t archived for Buzzfeed and USA Today to use to destroy us.
The only people who seem to be exempt from old tweets ruining your career are woke white women, masquerading as comedians.
https://twitter.com/NickCannon/status/1071246517980123137
https://twitter.com/NickCannon/status/1071247118046613510
https://twitter.com/NickCannon/status/1071247372049502208
These people are cancer, and this is what they do now when you’ve achieved something good. Some LOSER goes into your tweet history, claims your tweets “resurfaced” and then your wonderful day turns into a nightmare until you apologize. They did it to Josh Hader, Josh Allen, and Donte Divincenzo immediately after they accomplished something great. All of these other athletes, just like Kyler Murray, tweeted this shit when they were 15 years old or younger.
For the record, this was Murray’s tweet:
Stop the fight!! He called his friend a queer. How will we ever survive now? I totally needed to see this after he won the Heisman Trophy. Completely changes how I think of him.
Do you understand how much of a loser you have to be to go through someone’s old tweets for the sole purpose of finding something dumb they wrote 8 years ago, and then holding onto it until they do something good so you can publicly smear them? Do you understand what a vile, worthless, maggot piece of shit you have to be to do something like that? I’m so sick of this, and it’s time to start calling these people out. New policy – if you try to smear a child (which is what you’re doing when you take things that they wrote as a child) in order to build yourself up, you get smeared too.
This is Scott Gleeson from the USA Today.
As you can see, this prepubescent poonstachio is too poor to afford a comb, and is under the illusion that he’s some sort of real reporter because working for USA Today gets him press credentials. And he wants to make it clear that he is one of the “good ones.” He’s totally not homophobic like that black kid at Oklahoma, and he has no skeletons in his closet. He’s obviously WICKED talented too, as can be seen in this interview where he points out that Dante Divincenzo, who scored 31 points in the NCAA Championship game, was a big reason Villanova won.
Hot take alert!! We would’ve NEVER known that were it not for this chucklefucker.
According to his bio in USA Today Gleeson mostly covers, “breaking news and social issues through a sports lens.”
In other news, they pay him money not to talk about sports, but rather to take sports and turn it into politics. Which is the exact opposite reason people watch sports to begin with.
He brags about his big awards too:
My enterprise and human interest work on the LGBT movement in sports made me an APSE award finalist in 2016 and a USBWA award winner in 2017.
This is what the mainstream media does – they hand out awards to each other and pat each other on the back for being woke. It’s why no one trusts the mainstream media and rightfully so – because it’s not real news. A child tweeting something “homophobic” years ago isn’t news, nor does it make them a bad person. The bad person is chud who spends hours digging through old tweets for the sole purpose of destroying another person on the biggest day of their life. I can’t emphasize enough how purely evil and demented you have to be to do this.
Anyone who does this like this should be executed. Some might call that harsh, but not me. Summary execution. The world would undoubtably be a better place with one less Scott Gleeson. His contribution to the world thus far has been absolutely nothing, and everyone would be happier if he stopped existing tomorrow.
Meanwhile, Kyler Murray should refuse to play against Alabama or play baseball in the spring until the University of Oklahoma publicly comes out and says they will not be allowing USA Today reporters at any of their athletic events. That’s what they would do if they actually supported their student athletes. Kyler Murray was attacked by an employee of the USA Today, who sought to smear both him and their school on this historic day. They are the enemy of the University, and the school is not required to give them a press pass. Start punishing these people and they’ll stop doing it.
I also think Kyler, and all the players on Oklahoma, Alabama, Notre Dame, and Clemson should come together right now and say that they’re not playing in the playoff until they get a piece of the revenue pie. The coaches all get a bonus for making it, the school’s gonna make millions of dollars, and the players who got them there get jack shit. They have the NCAA by the balls right now. If they refuse to play until they get paid the NCAA would have no choice but to cave to their demands. But of course they won’t, because the NCAA, just like Scott Gleeson, picks on stupid college kids who haven’t really thought things through yet.
The bottom line here is that you never, ever, EVER say sorry to a woke social media mob. Instead you destroy them. You find out terrible secrets they have and you smear them. You make it your goal to completely destroy their lives and make sure their kids no longer love them. Burn it. Burn it all. They’ll stop real quick.
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Kevin Hart has offended me a quarter century ago. It’s only fair that I should fuck him to get him back for it.
Get off social media, today. Anybody who says more than “nice sunset” on there or posts more than a photo of a sandwich is playing with fire. You’re not a celebrity, and nobody really gives two shits what you think about the President or cares to see the 48th straight photo of your dog in a funny outfit. Whatever happened to good ole modesty or not washing the family linens in public?
Couldn’t agree more. Keep in mind that platforms such as facebook are accumulating vast amounts of information and data on you which is being sold to others, not to mention the fact that a shrewd psychologist or investigator/prosecutor could use this information to construct a profile about you that could be used against you if you are ever a defendant in a civil or criminal case. Furthermore, prospective employers will review your postings, which could impact your ability to obtain meaningful employment. The same can be said with the ancestry DNA commercials on TV. All you are doing is paying to submit a DNA sample which will help someone if they are pursuing a case against you.
Well said both of you. Keep in mind most apps access your gps location in conjunction with data tools from google and fb and know who else you are with or near on a regular bases. They also access your contacts, txt msgs, call log, pic gallery, microphone, camera. They know when you wake up go to bed where you travel and with who. Their algorithm’s can determine if your driving or riding, taking a bus at a crack house or Starbucks.
All these apps work together with agreements across platforms, google maps tracks for google, fb, tumblr, instagram. Even a simple weather, traffic or calendar app will track all of these metrics. Ditch social media and apps, you don’t need them, they need you.
Don’t even get met started on bringing an Alexa or similar device into your home. You’re paying to be a test subject under 24 hour surveillance in your own home bc your too lazy to type a search.
I love it when they give traffic reporters Emmys. Why?
Gleeson is a gay name.
It’s the Deadspinazation of media. All sports journos suddenly ate woke cereal for breakfast.
Why do u think ESPN turned left…Deadspin forced em too.
Deadspin has always sucked horse cock but u can’t deny the political impact they’ve had.
Luckily they only hurt their own people.
The guy who needs to have his head bashed in is Billy Eichner. This scumbag is he first to tweet that someone needs to be shunned or run out of their business.
LOVE public executions and we need more of them!!! Disembowel him, smear him with feces and paint his brains everywhere with an AR-15!!!
Getting the Jew vibe from this guy. Somebody needs to research his past with a pubic hair lice comb.
This is why no one in my family uses social media. We’re not stupid.
Social media is the devil’s work.
Scott looks a little off to me. Pedo,?? Dog killer?? Something, strange with him. Skin suit in the closet kinda guy.
Well girlfriend, maybe you don’t read any of the blogs here but that is exactly what the turtle writers here do.
They find a target and then they try to dig up as much dirt from that persons past that they can.
The difference, dear Shu-KNEE-kwah, is that the vast majority of the jagoffs profiled here DESERVE it… sounds like perhaps you have experience with being a member of that demographic.
TB please go after this porch monkey next.