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Mindy Robinson is a blue checkmarked turtle rider with over 135,000 followers on her Facebook page. Her page is very active as she’s a right wing commentator who frequently expresses her opinions on Facebook. And just like Turtleboy, she’s had a lot of issues with Facebook trolls mass reporting her content and getting her page suspended. She wrote about it here. 

Today Mindy received this lovely message from a chud named Shane Cohan:

So she blocked him. And yet Facebook still allowed him to message, even though he was blocked:

So she posted the threats and sexual harassment on her Facebook page to show readers the bullshit she has to deal with. Guess what Facebook did?

Yup. She got banned for 30 days for “violating Facebook’s policies.” The guy messaging her about her tits and telling her to kill herself? He gets to stay up. Because apparently his politics are right. She even tried to save him the humiliation (which she did not have to do) by blacking out the name of the guy who is threatening her. Facebook still sided with the aggressive male.

Facebook is sexist. Facebook hates conservatives. Facebook makes billions of dollars a year by selling data on its users to advertisers. Facebook is unregulated. Facebook is a monopoly. Yet Congress still doesn’t do anything about it, even though they believe Facebook is powerful enough to decide who gets elected President.

Makes sense.

But whatever, we’re used to their bullshit by now. In the meantime we’d love to know more about this asshole:

Bro, do you even lift? Looks like you’re having a good time there:

Although sometimes he gets lonely at the gym…..

Do you understand how much of a loser you have to be to ask a stranger to take pictures of you lifting weights so that you can put them on Facebook? Do you understand how tiny your pee-pee must be?

I’m not entirely sure which one is him, since he’s not tagged in either of these pictures:

But we’d love to know.

According to his bio he goes to the University of Colorado:

But we couldn’t find much more on him. If you know anything else about this winner, please feel free to let us know. Because two can play that game. And it would be a pleasure making sure that this is the first story that comes up when he graduates and employers Google his name.