Last week. Northshore wrote this blog about a pair of vagrant fupaslugs from Cambridge running the most blatant scam to ever scam – “My service dog got attacked.” And of course, the Patch bought it hook, line and sinker, because it’s the Patch.

I think it’s common sense that you don’t take a broad like this at face value. Just my opinion, for as little as that may be worth.

But anyway, anyone who donated to this bullshit should be pretty angry, because the more it goes on, the more it stinks of a scam. Nearly $3,800 worth of scam, for that matter. Their entire GoFundMe has turned into a running account of a crackhead’s rambling lies – and somehow, it has managed to be really profitable.

Every update they make gets shadier and shadier, starting with the video they posted of the dog waiting to be seen by the vet, showing exactly no signs of distress whatsoever.

He’s just chillin’. And the vet report, which showed he was fine –

Mild swelling, no pain, normal vitals. And the vet bill was exactly 5.56% of what these two slags raised in sweet, easy sympathy cash.

That’s quite the profit margin – what am I doing working, again? Seriously. Then they let us know that with all the money they managed to raise, they managed to buy the poor creature a new harness and some flea and tick treatment, and got some dog food donated by a good Samaritan – because obviously, they couldn’t afford to buy the food themselves. They only raised just shy of 4k, that would be ridiculous.

Any wager on whether or not Oreo is on heartworm prevention every month? Just kidding, of course he’s not.

Then they shared another picture of the dog sleeping, because of course they did – gotta keep the donations rolling in, even though the dog is fine.

Well, fine except for the whole being forced to live on the streets with a pair of fraud mongering sludgebuckets, of course.

Then they posted another update implicating two random people with absolutely zero substantiating evidence outside of some Facebook pictures the Blubber guppy lifted and sent to someone in messenger. Because working is for chumps, apparently.

Can we admit you dumb shits who donated have been duped yet?

Then, to further support their story, they update with a video of two random kids doing exactly nothing across the street from whatever corner they were loitering on that night.

They don’t even look in their direction, for fuck’s sake.

And yet, these two continue with their harrowing tale of harassment while the money-for-nothing keeps flowing in:

And strangely enough, even though they have ID’d the teens who maliciously beat their dog to the point of ‘needing’ a whopping $215.05 visit to the vet and enduring constant harassment for an ambiguous and undisclosed reason, there is no police report, and they can’t even get a restraining order.

And oh, apparently this was now an organized hit against Oreo – and they’re still in grave danger, y’all! You know what the hallmark of a scam is? The story changes, gets more dramatic, and more insane as time goes on. Just like this one does.

But please, look at the video of their dog and donate more cold hard cash – it’s very important!

He’s still just chillin’, blissfully unaware that the landwhale dragging him from street corner to street corner, crackhouse to shelter, is using him to solicit thousands of dollars from gullible strangers. He’d rather just lick his own nuts.

Then they update us with Oreo’s latest medical emergency – he twitched in his sleep!

Which my perfectly healthy, not homeless, and properly vetted dog does all the fucking time.

$3,800 and can’t be bothered to get the dog neutered, though. Which in most places can be done for free.

Then another emergency hits – but don’t worry, it’s not Oreo this time (even though the fundraiser is for Oreo). Skankerella got jumped and robbed – and it’s all part of the master plan that no one has been criminally charged for, ever.

And now Oreo’s attack was a hired hit, which is weird, because the story was first that he got kicked because he went after someone. Just a rapidly changing, dramatic, implausible story for cash, folks. Nothing to see here.

Then they update us with this video of a dog acting like a dog in some homeless shelter they’re squatting in for free,

Which the vet tells them is fine and normal – that the dog is totally fine….

But it looks like they’re gonna need more money for vet bills anyway, y’all! Pay up!

Then finally, today, they announce that they’re taking the money and running….down south….

But it’s cool, Oreo is probably going to die like, any day now from his completely minor injuries that cost 5% of the donation money to treat, and they’re not going to stop until they get justice for Oreo. Clearly. The campaign is still up and running, so keep donating y’all. This is a very serious, very real, not-fraudulent-at-all fundraiser, and we’re the assholes for doubting it. Just look at how it turned out! I thought she was going to close out the GoFundMe and donate the rest to an animal rescue?

And let’s just remember again – the MSM printed this shit as fact. Pathetic.