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Earlier today we published this blog about the latest fake hate crime to come out of Boston, where a discriminatory business that only allows black business owners into its cooperative had to suffer through hate speech in the form of “white lives matter”:

The humanity!!

Well a couple turtle riders noticed that the Google earth images of this same location, which were time stamped July 2017, already contain that grafiti:

First of all, even if this was hate speech (it’s not) no one can see it because of the fence.

Secondly, it was already there!!! This wasn’t just posted on their building. It’s been there for a while. You can see it in big letters, WHITE. The only thing they added was “lives matter” which you can tell from the letters E and T were clearly written by a different person:

Thirdly, the motive was clear:

Their neighbors have a nice graffiti mural on their building. Now that this has been covered by every major media outlet they’re gonna get the city to pay for an “artist” to paint some sort of Harlem Renaissance-eque work of art on their building too. And that’s how the racism-industrial complex works kids. It’s that easy!!

It was just so easy for us to figure this out. It’s right there on Google earth. This didn’t take any special software or sources or interviews. I just sat on my ass and debunked this thing through the power of screeshot.

Another race hoax busted by Turtleboy!! We are all Turtleboy!!

Speaking of We are all Turtleboy, a few people sent us this:

Come on guys, you guys mass reported their racist Facebook page until it was removed!! We hate when stuff like this happens!!

Do we want to do stuff like this? Absolutely not. But when our page is taken down for this:

We have no sympathy for anyone else. And as far as we’re concerned, if you’re not actively trying to help us get our page back, you’re fair game too. Why should we be the only ones affected?

All this does once again is prove that no one actually reviews reported content at Facebook. It’s a huge lie that Mark Zuckerberg told Congress because he knows they’re old and dumb and would move onto Stormy Daniels this week. It’s not political at all. It just so happens that liberals have a tendency to report shit more than conservatives, which is why conservative pages get taken down more often.

But this is something that should unite all people – it’s us vs. Facebook. The Black Market should have a right to have a Facebook page and post whatever they want, just as we should. But the only way to make this a bigger issue is by turtle riders just taking down pages left and right. Burn it all. As far as I’m concerned if these people aren’t helping us out because they don’t care, then we will make them care.

Time to burn shit.