Lawrence is the heroin capital of New England. It’s by far the state’s biggest shithole, filled with massive amounts of poverty, criminality, and douchebaggery. Luckily Mayor Dan Rivera has his priorities in order.
Following a two-week warning period, the city is rolling out mask and face covering enforcement patrols Friday. Those caught without a mask or face covering in public, in violation of an executive city order, will be fined $300, Mayor Dan Rivera said Tuesday.
“Lawrence is a hot-spot for coronavirus cases,” Rivera said.
The city had 2,287 confirmed COVID-19 cases and 98 deaths as of Monday night, according to the state Department of Public Health. Police enforcement patrols will target public spaces and businesses across the city. The patrols will run daily, Monday through Friday, in two shifts. Rivera did not specify the times of the patrols.
“In order to stop the spread and keep everyone safe, you need to wear a face covering or mask whenever you are out in public,” Rivera said.
“We have been informing residents and the public for weeks now that you must wear a mask or face covering in Lawrence,” he added.
“This is a serious matter,” Rivera said. “Not since the Civil War have we had this level of crisis across our nation. So starting Friday, our police officers will be conducting enforcement patrols regularly.”
The order stipulates a mask or face covering must be worn by people when:
— Entering any building open to the public;
— Using public transportation, taxis or ride shares;
— Pumping gas or otherwise using outdoor self-service facilities;
— Engaging in any activity within a confined or enclosed facility where members of the public are present or have routine access;
— Common areas in residential businesses.
A homemade mask, scarf, bandana or handkerchief is acceptable, according to the order.
The order allows every store, workplace or other facility to refuse service and “expel” anyone who disobeys the rule. Anyone who remains in a store, workplace or other facility and refuses to wear a facial covering will be deemed a trespasser, Rivera said, and could be arrested or face civil prosecution. Despite the heightened safety protocol, social distancing of 6 feet should still be widely followed. The order does not apply to people who are doing outdoor physical activity, riding in a car, alone in a separate, single space, or indoors with their own family and household members.
Yes, that’s right. In a city filled with drug dealers, break ins, and actual crimes that hurt people, Mayor Grimace over here is reassigning cops who could be investigating those things to the “mask enforcement patrols.”
Question for Dan Rivera – how many of the people who died from COVID were here illegally? How many of them spread the virus? Because cleaning your city of people who really shouldn’t be here in the first place might’ve been a more effectively way to stop the spread than creating the Mask Gestap.
Oh right, we’re not allowed to ask those questions because Lawrence is a “sanctuary city,” where federal immigration laws magically stop existing. Ya know, real laws. Not made up “orders” that force people to wear masks while they’re pumping gas.
This is the same asshole who still wants golf to be banned because it makes people feel “unseen” when other people golf, and white privilege, or something.
So just so I have this straight. Golf presents no threat to spread the virus, but it should be banned anyway because people in Lawrence had loved ones die from the commie cold? Oh OK. Thanks for clearing that up. I guess we’re just not allowed to enjoy life at all as long as anyone else on earth is struggling. This is the elected leader of a city.
But like every tyrant drunk on power he is backed by the “Thanks for making me feel safe” patrol who voted him in in the first place.
Imagine thinking that your life problems should prevent other people from golfing?
Imagine calling golf a sport that’s just for white people even though their most favorite athlete is black?
Imagine living in the most crime infested city in Massachusetts, in a state where almost everyone who has died has been in a nursing home, and the priority of the police is to make sure healthy people are wearing masks while pumping gas?
This is what the “New Normal” looks like. Reject it and fight it at all costs.
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Lawrence is the shithole capital of Massachusetts. Their mayor is clearly a fat steaming pile of racist shit. He honestly believes golf makes poor people feel bad so the people who can afford it shouldn’t be allowed to play?? That’s like saying people who exercise and workout shouldn’t be allowed to wear tank top and shorts because it makes the fat disgusting people who sit on their fat asses eating shit all day feel bad about their fat rolls. What a complete moron
He looks like a fat Spanish dick with glasses
Fucking spic
Time for Eversource (new owner of Columbia Gas) to finish the job….
Ban golf? That mayor’s a racist.
The Mayor orders all riders on public transportation must wear masks, the General Manager of the MBTA tells riders you don’t have to wear masks while riding public transportation. I love to see the lawrence police storm the next commuter rail train and enforce this ban and get their asses handed to them in court and the city gets sued.
Lawrence is such a shithole, even the stretch of 495 that runs through it is one of the shittier parts of a shittily maintained highway, and that’s saying something in this shitlet state!
where’s the new abnormal when you need it? locked out of the house and pinching snuff for the sneeze it produces, running at gloved, masked and sneeze guarded folk, fearful of their own shadow thanks to the likes of MSNBC and CNN. where are the men running as women without masks and cats chasing dogs up trees? for the love of gawd, be abnormal.
It’s time to kill ALL the politicians.
Let’s make our founding fathers proud.
Civil war is the only and final solution.
Let the streets run with blood!
We already had one. Didn’t turn out well.
Who gives a fuck what this fat greasy spic says
Lawrence is the asshole of New England
You can see the 10w40 leaking out of his bald head
There’s fat and then there’s so fat you can’t tell if he’s wearing glasses or goggles.
Meanwhile in Worcester… “City manager pleads for better mask use” (T&G headline). Augustus said, “He said he doesn’t want to use the “heavy hand of the law,” “… meanwhile, he is making this edict while NOT WEARING A MASK.
Shocking, I know.
Imagine Diego in the alley after selling a few bags to his addicts, and the Po-Po approach him. He’s thinking, “fuck, I must have just sold to a UC cop.” Then, Officer Jones hands him a ticket for not wearing a mask. Diego happily accepts his punishment and goes on his merry way. The reason Lawrence has a problem with the virus is that there are too many criminals, illegals, and general hoodrats who don’t give a fuck about the real laws in this country, why would they follow the stupid mask “order”?
What of I told you the world elites are orcastrating this whole covid thing. What if I told you that the deaths are proportionate with yearly Flu deaths. What if I told you that every doctor at Lawrence general thinks the Mayer…And out governor is a lying sack of shit. What if I told you that covid is just an excuse to keep ordinary folk inside, and afraid. What if I told you that IM voting Trump no matter what on November 3rd 2020…..no matter what
I’d say I agree with you but here’s some advice…learn how to spell simple words like Mayor and orchestrating so you can be taken seriously.
Can you go for a jog without fearing for your life ? If the answer is yes then. You. Are. Privileged.
Wow, the period after every word is quite breathtaking. Anyways I must not be privileged because anytime I walk, run, or drive anywhere in this state I worry about some drunken illegals or nodding off junkies smashing into me. Oh but wait that’s 2 protected classes so I guess I am privileged.
Im not advocating for a return of his ilk, but if there were ever a return of the whitey bulgers of the world, winter hill gang, charlestown armored truck bandits, buddy mclean, etc The last thing that would be mandated is a face mask law. Could you imagine, even with surveillance everywhere now there would be tens of bank robberies and armored car heists in suffolk county alone each day. Of course that era will never be seen again due to increased influx of heroin and fentanyl on the street and the expansion of socialism
If New England needed an enima, it would be inserted in Lawrence
Make sure those enforcing the rule are non white, otherwise cnnabc msnbc cnn will create a national hate crime story.
Worldwide deaths are actually down from last year. Lots of fuckery going on, between the corrupt media, corrupt medical industries, traitorous politicians and so on.
You can give Mayor Dan (978) advance notice (985) of when you’ll be present on the streets of Lawrence (5143) without your mask on.
You don’t do something in a deliberate way if you start leaking it out.”
Thats right faker. Your true intention was never to reopen May 18th. As I stated Mr Parker never intended to open up by May 18th. He was deliberate in his deception and will continue to do so.
He will conceal his true intention going forward regarding his 5 point plan, as his intention is to keep this sham going well into election season.
Mr. Parket you fraud you phony
This fat fucking tub of shit is a prime candidate for diabetes stroke death by corona virus ect
I wonder if he can still even wipe his ass
The mayor of the worst shit hole in new England and he’s worried about wet backs wearing masks
Well, he is a tool, but he is light years better than Willie Lantigua, who he thankfully ran out of office.
On the other hand, at least you knew what Lantigua would do when you offered to buy him off, and everything seemed to be for sale.
Think the illegal that sells stolen cell phones and does part time razor cuts in his momma’s basement is dipping into his savings?
Savings? Que dat, muddafuqqa!!
I’m playing 18 holes tomorrow morning. Bringing a nice cigar, a cooler full of beer, and a flask of 12 year old Scotch. If you’re kids can’t go to the park and they’re sick of sitting around in your section 8 vinyl sided 4 decker with graffiti on the walls and two unregistered junk cars on the sidewalk, pack up some welfare cheese sandwiches and bring the little fatherless rugrats down to Maplewood. They can sit in your lowered Toyota Tercel with the giant wing on the back and resonators on the exhaust and the PR flag on the rearview. They can sit in the parking lot and get a glimpse of how successful people spend their time.
But make sure you’re all wearing masks so you don’t spread poverty breath on the greens.
While you’re there you can show the kids the rakes and mowers. Then in a few years when they’re mowing my kid’s lawn they can be a half a step ahead of the other half breed losers.
I hope you have a way to carry all those beers, Charlie parker’s Edict does not allow riding carts.
Gee whiz Mister, I’d thought you’d at least offer them $20 to carry the bags. We both know you’re too cheap to rent the cart since you now can’t split it. Maybe they’d learn enough on a round or two to actually become caddies. You’re just afraid of Snickers bars in the pool!
Is the medial pushing fear?
20 Years of FEAR!!!!!
2000-Y2k is going to destroy everything!
2001-Anthrax is going to kill us all!
2002-West Nile Virus is going to kill us all!
2003-Sars is going to kill us all!
2005-Bird Flu is going to kill us all!
2006-Ecoli is going to kill us all!
2008-Financial Collapse is going to kill us all!
2009-Swine Flu is going to kill us all!
2012-The Mayan Calender predicts the world ending!
2013-North Korea is going to cause WWIII !
2014-Ebloa Virus is going to kill us all!
2015-ISIS is going to kill us all!
2016-Zika Virus is going to kill us all!
2020 Corona Virus is going to kill us all!
Don’t forget Climate change
Don’t forget Saddam’s NBC’s (Nuclear, Biological, Chemical) Weapon factories.. ON WHEELS!!!
..or that Syria gassed themselves with “barrel bombs”….
..”Cash For Clunkers”, totally destroying the used car market…
..”Too Big To Fail”, although I suppose your 2008 Financial Collapse covers that…
..Russia stole the DNC emails and gave them to Trump…
..The FBI actually spied on Trump’s campaign on Obama’s orders!!!!….
etc…etc…etc… Face it people, it’s over. The school committee chick knows it.
Corona is being spread by the ignorance of the people in Lawrence. There is no other reason, the population of Lawrence doesn’t obey rules or laws or Covid19 guidelines. When you’re in the USA illegally with chickens in your apartment kitchen and living under a false name dealing heroin, fentanyl and guns you don’t listen to Trump, Doc Fauci or Tall Devall.
Bread lines? More like a line for bariatric surgery. Lawrence is full of oppressed fat people on welfare. So if we all skip golf and the golf courses go out of business obese homies in Lawrence will feelz better? Fuck Off fatty.
Paid for and approved by the Democratic National Committee!
Lawrence was always a simple working town.
I’d take all of the Vietnamese, Cambodians and Laotians vs. the free-loading latino parasites
The SE Asians are ambitious
The Pemberton Mill was a large factory in Lawrence, Massachusetts, which collapsed without warning on January 10, 1860 in what is likely “the worst industrial accident in Massachusetts history” and “one of the worst industrial calamities in American history”. An estimated 145 workers were killed and 166 injured.
Shortly before 5:00 p.m. on a Tuesday afternoon, workers in nearby factories watched with horror as the Pemberton Mill buckled and then collapsed with a mighty crash.
Dozens were killed instantly and more than six hundred workers, many of them women and children, were trapped in the twisted ruins. When the winter sun set, rescuers built bonfires to illuminate their efforts, revealing “faces crushed beyond recognition, open wounds in which the bones showed through a paste of dried blood, brick dust, and shredded clothing.”
Around 9:30 p.m., with many people still trapped in the twisted wreck of the factory, someone accidentally knocked over an oil lantern. Flames raced across the cotton waste and splintered wood — some of it soaked with oil. One trapped man cut his own throat rather than be consumed by the approaching flames; he was rescued, but died from his other injuries. As the fire grew, rescuers, physicians, families of the trapped victims, and spectators were all driven back by the conflagration. The screams coming from the ruins were soon silenced, leaving rescuers to eventually discover only the burned, smoldering remains of brick, mortar and human bones …
Charlie Baker and his crew are pulling the plug on every bed in every nursing home.
They should be tried for genocide crimes.
I’m outraged by anyone who compares this so-called epidemic to the Vietnam War. I’m offended because so many of my friends and relatives who were but mere boys (not over 75 years of age) died either in the WAR or years later by Agent Orange used while the Democrats were running things. The comparison to Vietnam is so insulting to the many who gave their lives for this Country. Please stop it. Find something else to compare this respiratory disease to.
No English no welfare. Problem solved.
Right on. The problem is high school never teaches Vietnam. I only learned because we had a sub for 3 days who was there. He threw out the book and said, look, you guys won’t learn about this and certainly the books won’t tell you how it was, how it felt. I was there. I only learned years later I had 3 family members that served, never spoke of it. Almost as if they were ashamed. Now we are supposed to act as if these doctors and nurses are fight in the front lines of war? How many people show up w/ limbs blown off or guts sticking out?
If you have a clean CORI, this is a great way to black pill the impressionable. Hell, you only even have to show up once. Not for me though!
I have a question..Who’s more stupid? The people/voters of Lawrence or Fall River? I honestly can’t answer..
I’ll take Fall River for a dollar since their mayor doesn’t even live there.
When the mayor of your city writes something for public consumption in fluid ratchet, that’s not a good indicator.
I would say that it’s a great indicator…. that you’re taxes are about to skyrocket!
I wonder whether this genius mayor has ever thought about testing his largely illegal flock for tuberculosis. He might even test himself for it. Illegals and other migrants are bringing in good ‘ole TB by the truckload. Experts say that’s why many illegals and others of color are dying, but it’s politically incorrect to point it out. He might also consider losing one or two hundred pounds. If that C-virus finds him (he’s a huge target), it’s lights out. According to the May 6 Daily Mail, “The reason why obese people may be more at risk of dying from coronavirus could be because their fat cells make large amounts of a protein used by the infection to infiltrate human cells.” It’s also difficult for the lungs to breathe with all the fat weighing on them.
It’s probably gonna be a very Covid Christmas this year. Gone are the days of mistletoe. Good. My brother’s a fucking creep.
(I know there’s a haiku in there somewhere. But I’ll spare yous.)
that incestuous weed, Mistletoe, has been hanging over Christmas for far too long and should be replaced by the Viagra flower ASAP. your brother is always slipping in the tongue, too.
I once heard a lib describe mistletoe as “a bit rapey”. Cute right? Bitch clearly never been to an Italian neighborhood on a Friday night.
or the Silver Box Saloon on Main St. in Charlestown, on any night. hoo, doggie, we were a ruttish lot of randy lusters. my lil’ Italian girlfriend made my teens worth remembering. that wee North End minx!
..this is so Leigha…
Anyone know someone who installs garage doors in Quincy? I thought someone used to advertise here but I can’t find it,
All Jewish countries turn communist they’re sick sick people. They’re the virus killing America.
Right in the shape of the Star Of David!
If the end result here is thousands of dead spics and nogs then I am all for it.
Lawrence used to be a proud working class city, but if we dropped a MOAB on it tomorrow there would be no appreciable reduction in quality of life for the rest of the state. Except for those who partake in illegal narcotics or streetwalkers.
a governors excecutive order doesnt mean anything, why does this fat fuck mayor think his city order would hold any weight ahahaha
Wuhan Flu the latest distraction by the Liberals to take attention away from their incompetence.
Golf is for Nancy-boys.
Dear Mayor,
The “HOOD” don’t wear masks”. Even though it would be a great aid in looting.
Also, the Supreme Court just this week ruled breaking immigration laws etc. is a FELONY.
I hope they haul your fat ass in for braking the law.
You a legal, Lee? I indentured servant. I work everyday 11 more year.
Ho Li Phuk I was born here. And my age is a higher number than the IQ of most people who get featured here.
Ho Li Phuk are you related to I Don’t give a Phuk? He works for me.
I heard you were looking for Michael Agneta 32 of North Reading Mass. He allegedly has some google trophies. DUI’s and more.
We are so f*cked……
He seem to eat well, fat idiot. These ricans aren’t going to pay any fines
Close all golf courses and turn them into campgrounds for the homeless! We could provide activities for them and they could tend organic gardens!
and I could meet you there and have my cocked sucked by a US senator with no tits
” More people dead than died in Vietnam”.What am fuckin idiot…
That the narrative
Why cant we just hit the ball and have the wetbacks bring the balls back at $.05 apiece?
Think of how that will change the game. And Ace is boinking a beaner on the head and laying him out. An Eagle is hitting the body and rising a welt, Par is a gentle wing and a bogey is making them run after the ball. We can change the scoring, maintain 6 feet apart for the drive and have beaner children tee up the balls so we remain safe. If the get sick they got to hospital where we pay for everything anyway so we are just getting some type of return form our “investment in Sanctuary Cities.” Or we could deport the little fuckers.
Fucking idiots. Here is what Fauci said about masks not too long ago…..what changed???
“The only people who need masks are those who are already infected to keep from exposing others. The masks sold at drugstores aren’t even good enough to truly protect anyone”, Fauci said.
“If you look at the masks that you buy in a drug store, the leakage around that doesn’t really do much to protect you,” he said. “People start saying, ‘Should I start wearing a mask?’ Now, in the United States, there is absolutely no reason whatsoever to wear a mask.”
What fucking changed?????? I have news for any one of you fucktards that wears a mask…it isn’t doing shit for you and actually will more than likely cause you to infect yourself by touching it or not sanitizing it properly.
Must be nice getting everything wrong and people still trust every word he says.
That fat fuck has been eating at the public trough to long, I’m sure his resume has 3 or 4 government funded position’s before the illegal democrats voted him in….
I hope Eddie Rosa never hears about Motorsports, Can only imagine what his view of that is lol
Fuck this fat spic. Fuck all the spics and chiggas that live in that shithole. I always try to look on the bright side…in this case the only people they will catch live in that shithole or are going there to get heroin. So for the rest of us this….who gives a fuck. I have to go, I have a tee time in 20 minutes….I love white privilege.
Loser with a 4:15pm tee time, what are you playing nine holes, bitch?
I’m playing bedroom golf with your mama!
The city of Lawrence is just what u said, a shithole. Mostly thanks to people like Rivera. U get my drift. More than half of the dead in the city have come from Mary Immaculate Nursing Home. If the dems get their way with the new proposed bill, all of those illegal spics will be getting stimulus checks on top of all of the other handouts they get from us working fools. Fuck Rivera and Baker. Shame on any Lawrence cop that enforces this bullshit.
I’d piss on Lawrence but it would probably increase the property values.