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This is ex-con Christian White from Boston:

He spent some time in jail after a home invasion in which he violently assaulted and robbed the victim (a woman) who lived there, and he seems quite proud of it because he posts this image on Facebook a lot.

As a result he seems to have a distaste for the police, and constantly posts stuff like this.

Naturally then because of his long criminal record and his hatred of the police, he campaigned for, and is now working for Suffolk County District Attorney Rachael Rollins.

Notice what she signed on his shirt:

“Thank you for teaching me.”

She doesn’t just employ this altar boy, she is inspired by him. He TEACHES her stuff. Her policies largely come from bouncing ideas off of people like Christian White.

Of course this is hardly surprising since Rachael Rollins was endorsed by the most cop-hating bag of flaccid donkey dick in America – Shaun “Talcum X” King.

Woke up to see Rachael Rollins (@Rollins4DA) trending nationally on Twitter.

No scandals.
No drama.

She's just trying to change Boston's justice system from the inside out and was just endorsed by the @BostonGlobe in her race for District Attorney!

Let's go Rachael! pic.twitter.com/1Fj61iVJU2

— Shaun King (@shaunking) August 29, 2018

Rollins came up with a list of 15 pretty serious crimes that her office would NOT be prosecuting. Ya know, “non-violent” offenses like drug dealing, resisting arrest, destruction of property, threats, breaking and entering, trespassing, larceny, disorderly conduct, and shoplifting.

This is who the people of Suffolk County have put in charge of law and order. Someone who clearly is on the criminal’s side and admits that THEY teach her.

She’s also a pretty well established race baiter, as she accused her opponent Michael Maloney of being racist during a debate because he said he liked to read Mark Twain.

Christian pretends that he’s some sort of wise, and reformed criminal, looking to make Roxbury a better place. He uses the hashtag #FromSingleCellToSingleDad on Facebook, because he used to be in jail, and now wants a cookie because he’s doing what Dads are supposed to do – raising his kid.

He posts on Facebook a million times a day, which you have plenty of time to do if you don’t have a real job. One of his favorite things to do is film the police. Except he doesn’t just film them, he actively inserts himself into investigations and hassles the cops about what they are and aren’t allowed to do.

Like that time a few weeks back when the police found a 13 year old runaway on Humboldt Ave and discovered that he had ammunition in his pockets. They began to question other people who were in the area because they believed he was with someone else. Because that’s what we pay police to do – find bad guys. And in order to do that they have to ask people questions.

But because of the anti-police culture created by people like Rachael Rollins, people in neighborhoods like Dudley Square have a tendency to not want to cooperate with the police. Christian White starts to insert himself into the ongoing investigation at the 4:30 mark of the video.

Here’s this Sergeant looking to find a missing 13 year old child, in a gang infested neighborhood, who has ammunition on him.

They know that the 13 year old, who is reported missing, is with an adult who they are questioning. They have inside information that they don’t need to broadcast to the public in order to find out how this missing child came into possession of ammunition. Yet Christian White believes the cops must stop their investigation and give him a play by play to make sure they’re not violating anyone’s rights.

“If that’s what it is then you have no right to question him.”

Of course the people Christian White chose to defend are obviously upstanding citizens who use lovely language like this.

“fuck off me nigga, take that badge off nigga.”

“Why is he searching my car? Fucking faggot!!”

Christian White told the cop that he, like everyone else in Roxbury, should fear the police.

Cop: “No one should be scared sir.”

CW: “Of the police? We should all be scared.”

Just ignore the data that you are infinitely more likely to be killed by a gang banging citizen of Roxbury than you are to be killed by a cop. Remember, this is the guy who TEACHES Rachael Rollins and influences public policy.

He was really mad that there were more than one police officer investigating a MISSING CHILD with ammunition.

“There’s a ton of cops for something like this, but when there’s murders going on there’s only a couple of y’all”

But it’s OK because he cares, unlike the cops, because he chooses to live in this shithole.

“I grew up out here so the murders affect me much more than they affect you.”

“It’s not your neighborhood. You’re just on patrol on Humboldt Ave.”

“This cops, this is not their neighborhood. This stuff doesn’t go on in their neighborhood at all. You better believe that.”

He believes that people who cooperate with investigations are “snitches.”

“If they catch you they try to get you to snitch.”

Of course the cops were only investigating this missing child because he’s black in a black neighborhood.

“If this was a white community they would let them walk away, no matter what they thought was going on. They only detained them because they were black.”

And the cops threatened him. Kind of.

“That cop was subliminally threatening me.”

Luckily he’s armed with a cell phone so they didn’t try any funny stuff.

“When I was a kid, they would’ve already planted something on us by now.”

Actually, they didn’t need to plant anything on you back then because you were a criminal who carried unregistered guns on his person.

Throughout the video he is demanding the officer explain if the kid with the bullets is linked to the people they’re questioning as part of the investigation. Because the cops are required to explain the details of a dangerous and ongoing investigation to every nudnik with an iPhone.

But wait, it gets better. Christian was in the Boston Herald the other day because of a controversial Facebook post he made (since taken down), which Rachael Rollins defended.

A transition team member for DA-elect Rachael Rollins announced on Facebook he wants to grill would-be prosecutors who are looking to keep their jobs with an eye to redefining “what it means to be a gangster.”

“I want everyone from The Hood to The Hills to understand how important this is. Not just for me but for everyone with a mile long CORI,” wrote Christian White, referring to the state’s criminal records system. White also talked about fatherhood, using the hashtag “#FromSingleCellToSingleDad.”

Oh good, this individual, who went to jail for committing a violent felony, and who clearly hates the institution of the police, is going to be put in a position by the District Attorney to “grill” potential ADA’s about what they think a “gangster” is. In other words, he wants to make sure that gangstas like him aren’t categorized as gangsters. This man has influence on policy and hiring in Boston and the rest of Suffolk County.

Rollins could’ve condemned what he wrote, but instead she defended him based on the First Amendment.

Rollins confirmed White’s Facebook entry, telling the Herald yesterday he’s “excited” to be part of her team. She defended his “First Amendment right to post,” adding the “final decision” on who stays and who is hired in the Suffolk District Attorney’s Office is hers alone. 

Remember, you can get fired for what you put on Facebook. Unless of course your controversial opinions align with the progressive agenda, in which case you can say whatever you want.

It’s not just criminals like Christian White who will grill potential ADA’s about their views on criminal justice, it’s the clergy too.

When asked about White’s reference to criminal records, Rollins said she’s “really proud he’s talking about taking responsibility of the decisions he made in the past. There will be new voices never heard before on my team, including victims, academics, judges, the clergy,” Rollins said. “I will have 30 to 40 people, he is just one.”

Remember when the left used to be concerned about the separation of church and state? Good times.

Evidently she stood by his line of questioning to potential ADA’s because people like Christian White understand the “human experience” of the court system.

Rollins said all assistant district attorneys who want to stay on will face “tough questions.”

“My ADAs will need to understand the human experience of the court system,” she said. “They will need to face questions and will have to be a little uncomfortable.”

That will include questioners like White, she said.

“If people pay their debt to society, they should be welcomed back,” she added.

Because we can’t forget that violent felons have feelings too.

Looks like he didn’t take Hooked on Phonics when he was in jail either.

In his post White said what Rollins is doing is “epic.” White said in other posts on his Facebook page that he was shot as a teen and “probably deserved to die for all the (expletive) I was doing.” He did not return Herald requests for comment.

He did add in his post, taken down last night: “I want to redifine (sic) what it means to be a gangster and a man and a dad. I want everyone to understand that it’s not only change within each and every one of us which is crucial to the success of us as a people but the changing of so many of the racists (sic) policies which have held us back for so long.”

Rachael Rollins isn’t the only politician he’s tight with. Here he is with radical Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley.

Police Chief William Gross.

And the liar in chief himself, Charlie Baker.

I mean, what can you say? This woman won in a landslide. So did Ayanna Pressley. This is the current state of the democratic party. And that’s not a shot at liberals in general, because liberals have brought some good things for our country like worker’s compensation laws, medicare, and guiding us through two world wars.

But people like Rollins, Pressley, Alexandria OC, Michelle Dubois, and that Muslim congresswoman from Minnesota who hates Israel, are a bi-product of President Trump. On a national scale, and in swing states, he has pushed people towards the right. States like Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan, and Minnesota, which swung consistently to the left during the Obama years, all took a hard turn for the right with Trump.

But in states like California, New York, and Massachusetts, the opposite has happened. The left has rallied around “Orange man bad” and begun to kick out people like Michael Capuano in favor of people like Pressley and Rollins. Just look at the election results. Liz Warren won by much more than she did in 2012 while running on a platform of “fuck the police.” Maura Healey and Jim McGovern got over 70% of the vote. I have liberal friends who would vote for people like John McCain or even Mitt Romney. But they’d never vote for Trump, and he’s kind of a hard sell if you’re in my position because he doesn’t stop tweeting crazy shit. At the end of the day the result is Rachael Rollins and Christian White running the city of Boston’s legal system.