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Who remembers this broad?
She goes on Facebook as Denise Sandra, but you all know her as Nurse Ratchet – the angry poonstachio who openly wished that Worcster cops get killed the next time they’re on the way to her house to break up a white trash domestic dispute:
Yea, in the ultimate twist of irony she was in the news today and she desperately needed the Worcester Police:
Police in Worcester are searching for a couple who they say attacked a woman with an umbrella in a Dunkin’ Donuts drive-thru on Wednesday. Officers responding around 4 p.m. to the JK Mart on Chandler Street for a report of an assault and battery with a dangerous weapon found a woman suffering from a 3-to-4-inch laceration to her chin. The 31-year-old victim told police that she was in the drive-thru line when she suddenly heard a banging noise coming from the rear passenger side of her vehicle.
When the woman exited her car to approach a man and woman, the man swung an umbrella at her, according to police. The female suspect then started to punch the victim in the head, police added. The victim fled the scene and called the police. She was taken to an area hospital for treatment. The man is described as Hispanic, in his early 20s, standing 5-feet, 7-inches tall, with curly hair. He was said to wearing jean shorts and a red shirt. The woman is described as Hispanic, in her early 20s, about 5-feet, 6-inches tall, with curly hair. She was said to wearing a headband and gray shirt.
A search of the area for the suspects following the incident turned out to be unsuccessful, police said. The suspects were not caught on surveillance video. Anyone with information is asked to contact police.
And people immediately recognized her from Turtleboy in the comments:
Darlene is apparently her mother. The same one who very politely told her to shut the fuck up two weeks ago when she was wishing for dead cops:
Turns out pretty much everyone in her extended family hates her, as all sorts of cousins and aunts started chiming in in the comments:
Luckily the police were not killed on the way to responding to this crime. Plus it’s right in the heart of one of Worcester’s finest shithole neighborhoods, so the cops were probably right around the corner breaking up a hobo orgy on Austin Street.
Here’s the most important part –
A search of the area for the suspects following the incident turned out to be unsuccessful, police said. The suspects were not caught on surveillance video. Anyone with information is asked to contact police.
In the video in the link above it shows surveillance video cameras covering every single centimeter of the Dunkin Donuts drive through. Yet the cameras saw none of this happen. How is no one questioning this obvious lie?
“Despite surveillance cameras along this entire drive through….”
Yea, I’m pretty sure a surveillance camera would catch a woman getting the shit beat out of her by a Puerto Rican with an umbrella.
This also happened at 4 PM on one of the busiest streets in Worcester at rush hour. Yet no one saw anything. No one. There are people walking up and down Austin and Chandler Streets at all times of day. There’s a zero point zero percent chance a woman got beaten with a Goddamn umbrella and no one, including the cameras, saw a damn thing.
Plus, this bitch is literally insane. Who the fuck knows how she got these cuts:
Keep in mind, she first came to our attention because she was complaining about being assaulted in an act of domestic violence:
I mean…..really? Am I missing something here? Is Turtleboy the only one who constantly sees obvious bullshit? Are the cops not telling us something? Why are we looking for two imaginary Puerto Ricans on Chandler Street right now? You know how many Puerto Ricans there are on Chandler Street? All of them. Plus, this chick doesn’t want the cop’s help so why are we wasting taxpayer resources helping her dumb ass?
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First, to Amber. She has never ever threatened to harm Tyler in any way. Second, the WPD does have the video with the assault.
Unless it’s screwed with, it’s all there. But you never know!
It’s odd that her certain family members already have the inside scoop on the video tape but won’t say what. They have cop friends. They do favors for each other. I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if her attack wasn’t set up. Third, police were called out of cocncern for the two Hispanics hurting anyone else. She had already broke free and left the scene. Who carries an umbrella on a warm sunny day, and uses it to assault someone?
Fourth, there IS a mental disorder being treated. Many in her family have the same problem. Runs rampant. So many skeletons in the closet. Her family is very cruel. Her family just singles her out. Before her other family members were treated the same way. Must be nice for them to feel they’re better than others. I ask one question, has no one else ever said things in anger that you really didn’t mean? Do you feel better criticizing others.? If that makes you feel better about yourself, then you’re the no good fake person, the one with problems. You’re worse off than you realize. Just remember karma has a way of coming around and biting you in the ass when you least expect it.
Sounds like Mom Jacobson is at it again…. justify the scum bag as usual!!
” Who carries an umbrella on a warm sunny day, and uses it to assault someone?” – I think that is the point of this article.
“and biting you in the ass ”
Did you mean to post that in the Shrewsbury house for sale story?
She clearly was beaten in the face with a bag of nickles.
How many times does she get assaulted? I think she just needs good man.
Why did she have to drag ME into this???!!!
Mmmmm.Donuts.
Those injuries look like they may have come from the Coyote that may or may not have attacked that Booze Bag Go Fund Me Scammer Brian Hutchins from Rutland, MA. Or maybe she was really the Beast which attacked him. Hmmm
Did any surveillance cameras pick up a pack of Coyotes at the Drive Thru? They may have been trying to steal her dozen donuts and Chocolate Crullers She just bought and was probably eating right in the Drive Thru line.
I ran a check on her nursing license. She doesn’t have one or if she did she must have lost it.
You don’t have to be a rocket surgeon to know this was fake.
Ricans don’t carry umbrellas in the rain, it’s the only time they take a shower!!
They just wanted to steal her pink pussy hat.
How come this never happens to me? I carry and no one would ever suspect it. Let some crack head walk up on me or touch my car. The news will be entirely different I promise. I might get touched once and my pretty little gun will do some damage.
Holy Fuck! The last thing this Shrek wanna be needed was a tune up to the face. I think you’d be hard pressed to find any mother that would “love” that ugly mug.
Holy fat and nasty pig. Instead of the police she should call Greenpeace or the Sea Shepherd, they will care for and save whales.
I have a dumb question: Are there any places to live that are not filthy with spic’s & white trash? Having said that the comment I have here is this woman has some serious mental issues. I did catch her on the news the other night, she seems a little off. p.s. Turtleboy can you make it easier to post stuff? The page keeps jumping around!
Someone has been licking the med cart again!!
My money is on the suspect being a white guy she’s been shacking with who wears the full uniform – goatee or string beard, at least 2-3 tattoos on the forearms, flat brim hat, and has a name like Chad or Tyler and at least one arrest for assault or disturbing the peace within the last 6 months.
She used to be close to several members of my family and was fairly normal. Pretty sure she has some sort of undiagnosed mental illness.
“Whatever happened to that theory or rule?”
-Nurse Rachet
Hey Denise!
Karma *always* bats last! 🙂 🙂 🙂
(or in your case, “umbrella”)
Get Fucked,
Finn
If I was a chick who looked like Winston Churchhill, I’d hate everybody too.
Karma is a bitch. Personally, methinks it improves her looks. If I was the WPD, I’d be working really hard on this….wink,wink,nudge,nudge. Fuck her !
Yeah, nobody saw that coming like a fucking sunrise. That was obviously a repeat of beatdown number one, back by popular demand. The only difference this time is that the cops hated her. What’s the over/under her sister tuned her up again, Turtleboy bookie? Stick that in one of the vote boxes.
Knew this had to be fake. Good job TB once again. The Worcestet rennaisance.
Police should put out a reward for whoever finds the two Hispanics, and then reward the Hispanics…
This cunt looked beat up before this.
This is why Massachusetts used to have places like Danvers & Tewksbury “sanitarium”. Places that kept people like this from hurting themselves and other people. What kind of umbrella was it? Was it black? Was it blue? Did it have a straight or curved handle? You don’t know, because it never happened, you fu@king mental case.
Karma…. it sure has funny ways of dealing with people who are caught up in their own BS.
The kicker will be if Worcester PD takes all the video footage, makes sure thee are no blind spots, and after an investigation determines not only was there no assault, but charges are going to be filed for filing a false police report.
Let’s see how she feels about WPD then !
I don’t know what she has been doing, but she looks like she has been having it rough, and no I don’t mean sex. She was a solid 5 back in the day, you’d do her if you had no other options, but cheese and effn crackers I wouldn’t touch that with a thousand condoms and all the Jack Daniels ion the world…. and I have been known to lower my standards… but I don’t think even in my wild drinking days could I get it up for her.
Priceless.
Jack can turn a Rosie O’Donnell into a Scarlett Johansson at closing time. But this Trollup , no way. I guarantee you she smells like feet and spits when she talks.
Nah, you’re talking about the chick who hung out at that frat at WPI. They used to call her Rhinoceros. She was the punishment for losing a bet. Fuck, you can’t even drink that sorrow away.
David Wade saw this and was like “Cancel the breaking news”..