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Samantha Bee pulled a Roseanne and called Ivanka Trump a “feckless cunt” for posting a picture of herself holding her son. Apparently this is a bad thing. But as usual, the double standard between left and right was blatantly obvious when TBS announced they weren’t cutting ties with her the way ABC cut ties with Roseanne. So The Daily Wire’s Ryan Saavedra turned into a triggered little bitch all day and went full David Hogg….
https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/1002046306213232640
Here’s a crazy idea – have principles. Boycotts aren’t really boycotts. They’re harassment campaigns of advertisers. Advertisers don’t pay to be on networks because they agree with everything that network puts out. They pay to be seen, so that hopefully they can convert eyeballs to customers. That’s it. The fact that so many people don’t understand that is amazing.
Of course Saavedra knows that and he’s organizing a harassment campaign of TBS advertisers anyway. Because he doesn’t really care about principles. He’s doing the same thing he usually whines about and he’s justifying it by saying, “they started it.”
When someone pointed that out he went all white knight….
https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/1002077938014081024
“Where I come from, when a woman is attacked like that, the gloves come off.”
Oh, tough guy!! Don’t you be calling public figures cunts around him. The gloves come off!! Maybe his eyes will open too….
Hey Ivanka, hope you read that tweet. He really wants to prove to you that he’s one of the “good ones” because he organized his followers to harass Autotrader into canceling business ties with TBS:
https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/1002249474616381440
I don’t like Samantha Bee. She’s not funny and that joke was cheap and classless. But I’m a free speech absolutist, and she should have the right to say whatever she wants. If you don’t like it then don’t watch her show. Then advertisers will drop. Calling up Autotrader and getting them to drop their ads with TBS just makes you the little bitch pussy that you pretend to dislike.
One thing I’ll probably never do is buy anything from Autotrader. Because I don’t support gutless bitches who give into mobs.
Anyway, that was the topic for today’s podcast, along with Harriette Chandler parking in a handicapped spot and why she’ll probably get away with it….
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TBS should have cancelled Bee’s show, since that’s the thing to do this week. Sponsor boycotts urge that along. Univision fired Rodner Figueroa back in 2015 for comparing Michelle Obama to an actor on Planet of The Apes, but there isn’t really a firing precedent for calling anyone feckless.
While I see and can agree with the reasoning behind serving the POSs their own medicine, ultimately I stand on TB’s side on this. I do, however, sit back and laugh my ass off whenever the leftist retards get their shit blows right back into their ugly faces.
Sorry Turtleboy, completely disagree with you on this one.
In war, taking the high road accomplishes nothing, but ensuring your own defeat.
This is why barbarians always win — they will do anything… anything at all… to achieve their objective.
All we have to do is look at every major war we’ve been involved in since vietnam — we constantly lose (while claiming victory) because we lack the testicular fortitude to do what is necessary to crush the opponent.
The moment you take a stance that there are some things you are unwilling to do to win, then you might as well slice your own throat.
They defined the battlefield, we can either fight on it, or perish.
You’re equating a couple of attempted Cat fights comments to the Vietnam war? ok…
I agree with your approach, and so would Sun Tzu. If you’re fighting an asshole who punches you in the nuts, crush his.
Boycotts are a matter of choosing sides. Don’t like Chick-Fil-A because you’re a literally a moonbat cocksucker? Don’t go there. People who agree with Chick-Fil-A’s right to not like gay marriage will eat there too. Personally, I don’t give a fuck about gay marriage, but just because I don’t care that a guy wants to bone another guy up the ass so often that they want to play house until they croak doesn’t preclude my ability to order a chicken sandwich. I like that they have Christian values in this present climate where smelly tattooed pubeface hipsters think it’s cool to dump on Jesus despite the inherent irony. So I’ll eat Chick-Fil-A.
TBS keeps Samantha Bee, I think she’s a cunt of the obnoxious variety, but I may like some shows on TBS, so I’ll watch them. Why? Because I don’t have to be in the physical presence of Samantha Bee’s Cunt Legion.
I however am a fan of fucking someone up three times as much as they fucked me up, and responding in kind and subsequently pulverizing opposition makes for some sweet smack talk.
Fuck principles. Moonbats don’t have any. They’ve proven so. Fight fire with fire. You’ll see soon enough that there are plenty of sympathizers who will rally to your side.