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A few people have messaged us about Old Balls latest blog, published on Telegram.com, entitled, “WWWD: What Would Whitey Do.” Unfortunately it has been taken down by the Telegram because it was too offensive. It’s their when you look for it on Google:
But you get a 404 error when you click on it, which means the Telegram got a shitload of complaints and took it down. Do you realize what it takes for the Telegram to take a column down? I mean, they’re nothing but page view whores who keep Old Balls around because he gets clicks. Same shit with Spanky McFarlane. But Clive has written some really offensive garbage and they’ve kept that up. Meanwhile this is probably the thousandth time the Telegram has pulled down an Old Balls column because it’s too fucked up and ridiculous, yet they continue to profit off of his old man insanity and delusion.
LOL. But please, tell me more about how the Telegram is a legitimate form of journalism, intern Katie Severance.
Anyway, we Google cached it and found the content, because nothing on the Internet ever really goes away. We didn’t even wanna write about him at first, because Old Balls literally gets off on the Turtle. He needs Turtleboy way more than we need him. He literally writes about Turtleboy in every blog he publishes because this old man has reptile on the brain worse than anyone we’ve ever seen. But his column was just so insane we had to share some of the highlights from everyone’s favorite old white guy from Sutton:
“Black people need to stop making fruitless protest marches and carrying signs. They should forget about vigils and forgiveness and stop confronting cops who are wearing body armor and armed with tanks and automatic weapons. They shouldn’t burn down businesses in the black neighborhood, and they should stop shooting each other over drug deals gone bad. If they’re going to shoot and burn, they should direct their fire(s) elsewhere.”
LOL. A white guy from Sutton is telling black people to burn down white businesses and start shooting white people and cops, instead of burning down black owned businesses and shooting each other. And the Telegram published it. Seems about right.
“What would whitey do? Black people aren’t violent enough, and they’re not nearly as vindictive as whites.”
Great point Old Balls. Black people aren’t nearly violent enough. That seems like a perfectly normal, sane thing for a human being to write down in 2016. The best part is that an editor at the Telegram saw this and hit the publish button anyway, just to see how riled up they could get people. But remember, it’s legitimate journalism if it’s published in the Telegram. Telling black people that they’re not violent enough, and stereotyping all white people as “too vindictive” is a sign that you are reading from a credible news outlet.
“What would Italians do if their unarmed sons were gunned down by police? This question was asked to a bunch of baby-boomer Italians in a coffee shop recently. They looked at each other and laughed, then shook their heads. No words were necessary. The message was clear.”
LOL, first of all, this obviously never happened. But I wish it did. Because the thought of Old Balls going up to a bunch of old Italian guys at the coffee shop, with his orange hair and jack-o-lantern teeth, crazy talking about cops killing Italian kids, is definitely something I’d wanna be in the room for. The only thing he left out of this tall tale was the part where all the old Italian guys walked out of the coffee shop laughing their asses off.
“If Black people want justice they have to make the police, the prosecutors, and the politicians fear them. They need to make wealthy and influential white people afraid and hope that group demands justice for them as a means of self-preservation. They have to understand that white people, regardless of their political affiliation, don’t believe that Black Lives Matter. If they did, things would not be the way they are.”
Wait a minute. Did he just call for black people to use terrorism in order to make the cops, prosecutors, politicians, and white people in general, “fear them?” Is he really writing this stuff or is Joyce McNickles just using her obviously mentally unstable geriatric boy toy as a pen name? Because clearly anyone who read this can see that the Telegram and Gazette is allowing their bloggers to rally black people into killing cops, prosecutors, and politicians. I just feel like this is right up Joyce McNickles’ alley and she’s hiding behind her husband’s pen name because everyone will just brush it off as crazy Old Balls being crazy Old Balls.
He then closes by quoting a comment on a NYT article (without giving proper credit of course)
“I keep thinking what Malcolm X would have said and done were he alive today. No doubt he would have said and done what whitey would have said and done—no more, no less.”
Imagine the Telegram and Gazette ever published a blog that used the terms “blackie” or “darkie.” It would be World War 3. But apparently you can write “whitey” in your Goddamn headline, and no one at the Telegram and Gazette will bat an eye.
A bunch of people emailed GateHouse Media and the Telegram directly and they must’ve read it and realized what a bad look it was for them. But yet they continue to profit off of his lunacy by running ads on his blogs. It’s not the first time an Old Balls column got pulled and it certainly won’t be the last. But calling for black people to use violence towards all white people, cops, prosecutors, and politicians? That’s nuts even for him.
So basically what the Telegram and Gazette is doing here is using a sick, sick man for their own profit. And as Old Balls continues to get older, one can only assume it will get worse. So I guess my question is, how dumb does Katie Severance feel now?
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23 Comment(s)
How is he not in a home screaming that the nurses are stealing from him?
The telegram has really gotten bad in the last year or so. Hardly any local news stories anymore. I really only read it for the obituaries now more or less.
When did Sutton get a North end ??? I have refused to even read the T&G since the cold storage fire when they felt the need to try and ruin the reputation of a fire fighter who gave his life for the people of this city…Was a trash rag then and is 100% trash now
This guy is seriously fucked up. He will be lucky if not brought up on charges for inciting violence. If you’re reading this Carlo, you fucking idiot, all it will take is someone pointing your article out the next time an officer or whitey is murdered. You will be in a pile of shit deeper than you dreamed possible.
Oh, sorry…I forgot his favorite…The Sopranos…that is how he sees himself…
If you read his shit regularly you can clearly see that he’s blurred the lines between his life and every Italian gangster movie ever made. He doesn’t seem capable of distinguishing between The Godfather, Goodfellas and real world so obviously all those Boomer Italians were in the diner in Goodfellas and they were recalling how Vito Corleone would avenge anyone who slighted them when they all “laughed and shook their heads”.
He really is crazy…and fortunately anyone who follows him is way too demotivated to actually do what he suggests. The only laughing and shaking heads is by the blacks he tries to be a part of…
Is old balls senile ? way to many words, can’t even read the whole thing. Too many words no word economy, and old balls message, It would be funny if some of the Worcester exported crime to places like Northborough and Paxton made it to Sutton.
If so much violent crime was not committed by young black men,…oh why bother,..facts get in the way
Glad to see Old balls and the T&G getting their dues!!
Hey telegram …. Fuck you and old balls. Thanks in advance.
BTW, in case you didn’t know it, “old balls, has only one ball. Just like Hitler.
Its on the bathroom wall of the woman’s bathroom at Worcester State.
It’s funny….Worcester’s asshole mayor, Joe Petty made a long winded speech at his inauguration just this week. In the babble, Petty blamed Turtleboy for all the hate speech in Worcester and claimed the city is as safe as it’s ever been.
How hateful is Old Balls rhetoric? Keep in mind, Petty signs off on all the checks which go to Mosaic. The money sent to Mosaic funnels down to Carlo’s wife, Joyce McNickles. Follow the trail of sewerage…..Worcester and Joe Petty are corrupt as hell.
My mother and still subscribe to the Telegram and Gazette. I used today’s newspaper to wipe my ass.
My mother and father still subscribe to the Telegram and Gazette. I used today’s newspaper to wipe my ass.
Wow. I can see why it was removed from the website. That’s some inflammatory language right there.
Old Balls has got Joyce’s hand up his ass! You can almost hear her barking at him what to type!
The comments were just as entertaining like this one from Old Balls as he was calling others repcons; “You Repcons crack me up. Trump wants to go after the families of ISIS. Ted Cruz wants to bomb them until the “sand glows in the dark.” People who comment here are insisting that both of these fools would make a good president. They’d be killing thousands of innocent civilians, but you’re going to get on my case for stating the obvious—that violence is the only answer to stop these violent murders of Black people.”
You mean this one from Old Balls?
WWWD”WHAT WOULD WHITEY DO?
By carlobaldino
Jan. 4, 2016 2:35 p.m.
In the plane on my way back from Scotland I watched the 1972 movie, ‘The Godfather.’ Most Americans have watched that film, but let me take you back to its first scene and connect it to the weekly murders of unarmed Black men by white cops.
Don Corleone (Marlon Brando) is in his study granting favors, because it’s a Sicilian tradition that a man can’t refuse a request on his daughter’s wedding day. Head bowed, the undertaker Bonasera told his story to the Don. His beautiful daughter dated a non-Italian, and one night he and his friend tried to take advantage of her.
‘She resisted, so they beat her, like an animal. When I went to the hospital her nose was broken, her jaw was shattered, held together by wire.she was the light of my life—beautiful girl. Now she will never be beautiful again.
Bonasera, an Italian in the 1940′s, made the mistake of going through the American justice system. The two boys were brought to trial and received a three-year suspended sentence. They went free immediately, and they laughed at him as they left the courtroom. He decided to go to the Don for help, and he whispered into his ear. It’s assumed he asked to have the young men killed. He asked for justice, but the Don said his daughter was still alive.
‘Then they can suffer, as she suffers,’ Bonasera said.
Don Corleone scolded Bonasera. ‘Why did you go to the police?’ he asked. ‘Why didn’t you come to me first? Had you come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And that by chance if an honest man such as yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.’
The Don agreed to take care of the matter. According to Mario Puzo’s novel, the two young men ended up in the hospital for six weeks.
Black people need a Godfather. They will NEVER get justice from the justice system. The police, the prosecutors, the courts, and the judges are all in bed together. They work together, they cover for each other, they withhold evidence, they obstruct and delay, and when there is video evidence they tell the public not to believe what they’re seeing with their very own eyes.
Don Corleone’s line, ‘they would fear you’ doesn’t apply to Black folks. The police are not afraid. They murder with impunity. They shoot first and make up a story later. And white folks, even liberal white folks, give them the benefit of the doubt. Maybe the unarmed victim did go for the cop’s gun. Maybe the cop was really in fear for his life from an unarmed Black kid or a 12-year-old with a toy gun.
And what about black on black crime? How allegedly intelligent people can justify the murder of black men by white cops because black people commit crimes against other black people is absolutely mind-boggling.
Well, the black kid was a punk, they say. Oh, if only his family wasn’t so dysfunctional, if only he hadn’t talked back to the cop.
It’s not limited to Republicans. The prosecutor in Cleveland that declined to prosecute the cops who killed Tamir Rice was a Democrat seeking re-election. Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel, who covered up the murder of Laquan McDonald, is a Democrat who was seeking re-election, and he was aided by the prosecutor, a Latina Democrat.
Black people need to stop making fruitless protest marches and carrying signs. They should forget about vigils and forgiveness and stop confronting cops who are wearing body armor and armed with tanks and automatic weapons. They shouldn’t burn down businesses in the black neighborhood, and they should stop shooting each other over drug deals gone bad.
If they’re going to shoot and burn, they should direct their fire(s) elsewhere.
What would whitey do? Black people aren’t violent enough, and they’re not nearly as vindictive as whites.
What would Italians do if their unarmed sons were gunned down by police? This question was asked to a bunch of baby-boomer Italians in a coffee shop recently. They looked at each other and laughed, then shook their heads. No words were necessary. The message was clear.
What would the Irish do if their sons were killed by British soldiers? If you had traveled in Ireland back in the 1970’s and 1980’s you’d have heard the bombs set off by the Irish Republican Army (IRA). One year they blew up the British ambassador, and there were bombs going off in Dublin and Galway all during that period.
What of our sainted Founding Fathers? Would they have stood by and watched their sons murdered by English soldiers, or would they have used the guerilla warfare tactics they learned from Native Americans, sniping and killing those soldiers while hiding behind trees or on rooftops?
If Black people want justice they have to make the police, the prosecutors, and the politicians fear them. They need to make wealthy and influential white people afraid and hope that group demands justice for them as a means of self-preservation. They have to understand that white people, regardless of their political affiliation, don’t believe that Black Lives Matter. If they did, things would not be the way they are.
If Black people continue on the path they’re following, these cop murders will continue week after week after week, with no end in sight.
Let me close with this comment from a New York Times reader regarding the Tamir Rice decision:
“I keep thinking what Malcolm X would have said and done were he alive today.” No doubt he would have said and done what whitey would have said and done—no more, no less.
Bravo nick for posting this
TB-He self publishes his blog with permissions on the site. T&G took it down after they learned of or were informed about the content.
But honestly… it is kind of entertaining in a tongue in cheek sort of way. Not much is funnier than an old wrinkled white guy from the whitest town around and hardly lived through actual struggle ever in his life telling impoverished black people what to do. As if his word is something they should just listen to because, he just knows better, merely because he says so, so therefore,he is right.
Kind of sounds like the mentality so despised by rational people. Kind of sounds like… slavery. I guess it just fuckin’ slipped Old Balls’ mind what he sounds like. If anyone is trying to “crack a whip,” it sure seems like it’s Old Balls.
The Worcester Telegram is dying. Can’t happen soon enough.
I cancelled my subscription to the T&G a long time ago, so I didn’t see that. Shame on the T&G for even giving this guy blog space. He should be bounced off the site once & for all. But the cowards running the “dying” newspaper are desperate. I wish both him and the T&G the worst, for the hatred they spew.