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The Somerset Boy Scored Both Goals Including Game Winner In Overtime To Beat Nashoba 2-1 In Field Hockey State Championship

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We’ve written about the insanity out of Somerset-Berkley High School’s field hockey team, because their two best players, who play the entire team, are boys. One of the boys is the coach’s son, the other is over 6 feet tall. This picture says it all:

These two boys have scored almost all of the goals for this team, beating teams full of girls along the way because field hockey is a sport for girls, not for boys who can’t beat boys so they have to beat up on girls. They beat King Philip, Walpole, and finally Masco in the state semifinal to get to the State Championship against Nashoba. All of those teams are powerhouses and the girls on the teams felt cheated, as they should. They were cheated out of a fair game because the coach of the other team is a coward who plays two boys against a team full of girls.

I said going into the game that Nashoba should’ve refused to play unless Somerset agreed to sit their boys. The only way this is going to change is if teams refuse to participate in this charade. But of course that wasn’t going to happen, and this was the result of today’s state final:

Yup. Lucas Crook, a boy, and the coach’s son, scored both goals, including the game winner in overtime.

Because he’s a boy, and the people he was playing against are girls. And because he’s a pussy, and his mother is a terrible person who encourages her son to beat up on boys. Some might say it’s mean for an adult to call a junior in high school a pussy, but we’re just telling him the truth that everyone else is afraid to say. Adults are afraid to tell kids no these days, which is why we have a generation of kids asking for hands out because their gender studies degrees don’t pay the bills.

If his feelings are hurt, how does he think the girls on the other teams feel? They worked their ass off to get this far, but ultimately there was nothing they could do to win, because they’re competing against someone with testosterone who has unfair biological advantages due to his gender. Just watch how that game winning goal develops.

He got past all of those girls because he is faster than them. Because he’s a boy.

He was able to beat the goalkeeper because his reaction time is faster and he’s able to hit the ball faster. Because he’s a boy.

Notice the other boy is right next to him as the play develops too. If it wasn’t one boy it would be the other.

The coaches of Walpole and King Philip are petitioning the MIAA for this obvious rule change, but you know they won’t do shit because the MIAA is corrupt and useless, and works against the best interest of kids whenever possible.

Meanwhile the Somerset-Berkeley school sanctioned student newspaper actually wrote a column mocking people who have a problem with this:

Haters Gonna Hate

Newsflash Somerset – you accomplished nothing. This championship is meaningless and comes with an asterisk. And that sucks for the girls, because we’ll never know if they could win without the boys. The Nashoba girls outscored the Somerset girls 1-0. They are the real state champions, not you. Don’t want the asterisk? Tell your male teammates you don’t want them on your team anymore, and prove to everyone that you can win without them. But you can’t, because you need boys to win.

25 Comment(s)
  • Reggie Dunlop
    November 19, 2018 at 7:23 pm

    You know, your son looks like a fag to me.
    I beg your pardon?
    You better get re-married again, or he’s gonna have someone’s cock in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson.

  • XXX
    November 19, 2018 at 11:57 am

    Lucas Crook, you are a fucking homo. You are not an athlete. You are a faggot.

  • Sarah from Webster
    November 18, 2018 at 5:20 pm

    If girls can join the football team (because there isn’t a female team) then men should be able to join female sports if there isn’t an available team for them. Where I differ in opinion is that they should only be allowed to compete against other coed teams (think cheerleading divisions).

    • whatevuh
      whatevuh
      November 18, 2018 at 5:41 pm

      Here’s an idea, how about they create a boys field hockey team, and if not enough boys are interested, then oh well, go do something else, ya know, like put on your big boy pants and get the fuck over it . . . .

  • The Candy Man's here, bitches!
    November 18, 2018 at 4:34 pm

    Do you have children you secretly hate, (and let’s face it, most kids suck), and you want to fuck them up for life? Just send them to any public school in Massachusetts. That ought to get the insanity ball rolling around their empty brains. Next, send them to just about any “college” or “university” on the East or West Coasts and they’ll be completely fucked up for life. If you’re lucky, they’ll even teach them to suck dick, pole dance, and where to seek an abortion. Job well done on your end. You now have your completely fucked up kids (you secretly hate). Just remember not to have them over for “the holidays” because when conversation turns towards politics, that’s when they will become violent and flip shit.

    And don’t try to tell me that you’re a good parent and that you love your kids when you’re sending them to a public school. You lazy ass sack of shit! Get a second or third job and pay for decent private school, or better yet, keep the morons home and teach the little bastards yourself!

    And if you do raise little public school morons, keep them away from me, and teach the little bastards to stay the fuck off my lawn!

    Asshole parents who keep sending their kids to public schools, thinking they’ll be lucky and come out okay, are the real problem!

    • WeAreFukd
      November 20, 2018 at 7:31 am

      I was recently at Mountview Middle School in Holden picking up my son and I noticed a lot of fancy cars. Some woman picks up her daughter in a new black Ford Expedition Limited. That’s $70+ grand. A guy in a newer big BMW 4-something picks someone up too. I’m in my 10-year-old Ford Explorer.
      You know what? If I could afford one of these fancy ass cars you bet I’d still be driving a 10-year-old car, but my kid wouldn’t be going to public school.

      Selfish parents. That’s what I think. Sure, Holden schools are good, but not the best education you can get. Invest in your child’s future, not a fancy car that makes you look selfish in the public school driveway.

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    November 18, 2018 at 4:24 pm

    Hey, don’t be so cruel, one of those boys could be the prom queen this year ! And, daddy would be so proud

  • it's yeah, not yea
    November 18, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    What’s the problem with guys playing on the girl’s tonsil hockey team? Oh wait, FIELD hockey. Never mind. Yeah, they should probably stay off the field and go back to blowing eachother. What a pair of pillow biters!

  • Poodle Lussier
    November 18, 2018 at 11:39 am

    What sort of boy would actually play girls field hockey? The whole thing is an abomination and this backwoods hayseed MA town is championing it like it’s some kind of crowning achievement. Get both of these boys counseling quickly so they have a shot at being normal men before it’s too late.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    November 18, 2018 at 7:45 am

    It’s sad that the girls want to win any cost and allow boys on the team. Funny, they’re women in the war on women. LOL

  • Yuck
    November 18, 2018 at 7:06 am

    Look at these fucking fags. Can you imagine these fags when they get older telling tales of their athletic prowess when they were in high school? And imagine the look on other dude’s faces when fagboys tell them they played field hockey on a girl’s team. I hope these little shits spend a lifetime in misery for their fucked up bullshit.

    • MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
      November 18, 2018 at 10:43 am

      Fag fucking FAGGOTS! Playing fag sports as usual. THROW FAGS IN OVENS!!!!

  • No Balls McKinley
    November 17, 2018 at 9:50 pm

    Haha. Cunts should be careful what they wish for.

  • Public Schools Are Social Sewers and Why My Kid Goes Prep
    November 17, 2018 at 6:17 pm

    Fuck you Somerset coach and your Pussy son…life will be unkind to him.    Nashoba is your state champ.   

  • z
    November 17, 2018 at 6:12 pm

    I think it’s great. Every pissed off parent and opposing player is probably now turned off from the idea of being a SJW.

    Fair is fair. You wanted it and this is the result.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      November 18, 2018 at 11:04 am

      I wouldn’t go that far. It is Massachusetts. LOL

      • Jim
        November 18, 2018 at 2:56 pm

        They’ll probably be captains of the umASS Minuteperson’s team even without coming out as females

  • Not a chauvinist, a realist,
    November 17, 2018 at 5:37 pm

    Title 9 is a bitch ladies and you’ve used it to gain equality and access to mens sports. Unfortunately it is now working against you. Recently a school lost a lawsuit that violated Title 9 in favor of boys being denied same as girls. You wanted equality- you got it.
    I’m in agreement that they don’t belong on the team- but if they get kicked off then every girl playing on a boys team needs to get kicked off too. In doing that you also say that men are stronger than women and you’ve now defaulted your argument for equality. Suck it up ladies. You reap what you sow.

  • TortugaNiño
    November 17, 2018 at 5:14 pm

    Im torn with attacking the boys specifically. On the one hand these boys are undoubtedly of the variety too which you claim and belittle them for. On the other hand, i would welcome a 6’6” 265 lb athlete either destroying every field hockey record ever or wearing a bow to dominate any other womans sport so long as they did so openly stating they only were doing so because they were able to and to prove a point. That being said, its obv the real issue here is administration and governing bodies and hope you shining light on the absurdity of it all in general inspires some change. So if a few wimpy boys need to be called out as such in order to accomplish that so be it, i would just hate for the hypocrisy to bite us in the ass if the aforementioned other circumstance ever occurs.

  • Gender 54
    November 17, 2018 at 5:02 pm

    Oh ,well some cunt on ESPN who announces college softball is now announcing NFL and DI football games cluelessly so turn about is fair play

    • L
      November 17, 2018 at 7:04 pm

      I had to turn the game off, cannot listen to a women announce a game she’s never played.

  • Ace
    November 17, 2018 at 4:52 pm

    After scrolling through the myriad of lame ads, on this shit-ass blog site, to get to the comments section, let me throw something out there. If these guys weren’t playing and pissing you off, you wouldn’t even know who was playing in the Field Hockey tournament. I’m actually laughing that they got your panties in a bunch. Tomorrow you can get back to your hard hitting reporting on ratchets, food stamp abusers, and random meth addicts acting, like, well, meth addicts. Carry on.

    • Ace my ass
      November 19, 2018 at 1:51 pm

      Continue sucking cock, you fucking homo.

  • where did common sense go?
    November 17, 2018 at 4:51 pm

    Next year I would love to see an entire varsity high school football team decide to play field hockey for the school instead. They would win every game by double digits and go undefeated. I wonder if the people who support boys playing against girls would still think it’s a great idea?

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