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Notorious Con Man Cadena Update: Appellate Court Upholds Contempt Charges, The Kid Is Still Not Dead And Actually Looks Happy Finally, Mike Sr. Is Still A Self Serving DoucheNugget

 

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When we last left my favorite violent, drug addled former convicted felon Michael Cadena, his custody case was all but completely off the rails because he simply cannot stop posting libelous claims about his ex girlfriend and current custodial parent of their child. His last-ditch attempt to save face and keep his sorry ass out of jail for criminal contempt charges was tied up in appeals that were bound to fail, because anyone with half a brain understands that if you refuse to show up for your own custody case for over a year, its contempt. Not good ol’ Mikey Mike and his nutty bunch, though. It takes a special kind of stupid to believe unfounded abuse allegations somehow justify kidnapping your own child, bringing him 1,000 miles away to a different state and refusing to attend any further hearings, so it makes sense that they are were waiting with baited breath for the higher courts to somehow fix this 

terrible miscarriage of justice. 

Ha.

Well, to the surprise of no one except him and his cult of brain-dead pussy, the decision came back and his criminal contempt conviction and sentence were upheld.

 

 

Major bummer. Mike is 

such 

a great guy!

 

 

I’ll post the whole decision at the end of this blog for the curious, because it’s 16 pages long and largely rehashes what we already know – Mike Cadena purposefully avoided court because he feels he is above the law.

 

Naturally, despite being under clear order issued by the new judge to stay the fuck off social media with his bullshit, Con man Cadena simply cannot resist the urge to keep getting on social media with his bullshit.

 

…With plenty of the “delete, retreat and redo” action I’ve become so accustomed to seeing from these crackpots.

 

Newsflash – that’s still posting about your case, shit-for-brains.

He just lost a phone call with his kid over this shit, no big deal you guys. Donate to the cause! It’s hard to get a job when you’re a convicted violent criminal driven by blind revenge with an active warrant hanging over your head.

To date, of course, Mike is still hiding in Massachusetts and not serving his 6 month jail sentence, because obviously this was never about the kid for him. Even the kid must have known that on some level, judging from the dead-eyed, bewildered look on his face in nearly every professionally taken, contrived PR photo they forced him in to.

Can I maybe just be a kid instead, dad?

 

And remember how Mike was “waiting every day” for the call that his kid was dead?

Turns out not only is the kid not dead, he looks pretty happy and cared for with his mother.

 

 

And in addition to no longer looking like a confused prop, he even has his very own older sister to hang out with, and it sure looks like he’s enjoying it.

 

I’ve heard through the grapevine that he is now potty trained and off his pacifier (something his mother reported accomplished in 4 months, while Dad and Grammy couldn’t in 15), and clearly is receiving therapy and proper medical care.

 

 

Little Mikey’s mother, Amber Buck, has never once agreed to talk to me, and not for lack of effort on my part. I have always found it admirable. Honestly, for a women I’ve never met, she has me in awe. Not only has she by all appearances kicked a methamphetamine addiction so that she can be a mother to her children, she handled one of the worst smear campaigns against her with such maturity and grace that it honestly makes me a little misty eyed. I’m not sure if she even reads us, but if she does – you are a great mom. I hope you are told that, and often. You could teach the ratchets that show up on this blog a thing or two about second chances and redemption.

 

 

If you’re new to this, or want a refresher on what a piece of steaming dog turd Michael Cadena is, you can catch up here.

 

 

Appellate Court Decision [full text]:

 

 

 

 
 

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6 Comment(s)
  • Suspicious, Isn't It?
    February 25, 2019 at 2:07 pm

    Wow, you can actually see the difference in that child’s face. He looks a lot happier. And healthier. Makes one wonder what exactly was going on behind closed doors at dear old daddy’s house. And maybe explains why this piece of shit was so against going to court….

  • Randall Guy
    February 25, 2019 at 1:01 pm

    BUILD THE WALL!

    Wait..what? NM.

  • Big Wick
    February 25, 2019 at 12:26 pm

    “I think he has a brain issue.”

  • Allan W
    February 25, 2019 at 12:23 pm

    Any father who uses his child like a pawn in Court is not a real man and probably never will be.

    • z
      February 25, 2019 at 1:03 pm

      For some, it’s more important to win regardless of the cost. This could easily be about a cocker spaniel that he hates with a passion that he wants so she doesn’t get it.

      He would win and probably abandon the dog. But, he won and that’s the only thing that counted.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    February 25, 2019 at 11:32 am

    The end of the line for this shitbag. Either he keeps the charade going, or once everyone abandons the cause he off himself. Hoping for the latter. Asshole like this are never missed

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