26 Year Old State Rep Who Just Gave Himself A Raise Posts Racist, Sexist Things On Facebook, Sponsored Bill To Make Cops To Take Implicit Bias Class For Their Racism

26 Year Old State Rep Who Just Gave Himself A Raise Posts Racist, Sexist Things On Facebook, Sponsored Bill To Make Cops To Take Implicit Bias Class For Their Racism

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One of the 116 State Reps who voted to raise their salaries by 46% is Dylan Fernandes from Falmouth. He is 26 years old, and was just elected for the first time, largely because he had big name supporters and endorsers like Elizabeth Warren and Maura Healey:

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So basically he’s a well connected poopsmooch from the Cape whose Mommy hooked him up with her wealthy friends and donors and got him a job at the statehouse. First thing he does is give himself a 46% raise. Here’s how he justified it:

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“If you pay public servants more you attract more qualified candidates, make them less susceptible to outside money, and they perform better.”

Wait….what? First of all, how does it attract more well qualified candidates? Well qualified candidates like who? Some 26 year old lucky sperm from Falmouth? Dylan Fernandes is the well qualified kind of person we want in the statehouse? He’s worth the taxpayer funded pay increase?

Secondly, if the current salaries are not good enough to attract “well qualified candidates” then what does that say about the current state legislators who just voted to give themselves a raise? Because it sounds like the current pay is only good enough to attract corrupt morons. Which means a bunch of corrupt morons just voted to give themselves a raise so they can eventually be replaced by non-corrupt, non-moronic human beings.

Thirdly, you should go into public service to serve the public, not to make lots of money.

Fourthly, this is the worst excuse I’ve ever heard. He’s saying that he deserves a raise so he’ll be less susceptible to outside money. You know what that means right? It means he can’t turn down bribes at his current salary. He needs the raise so he’ll be more well off and he won’t NEED bribe money from “outside” influences.

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Anyway, this chud has been on the job for a couple weeks and he’s already filed a bunch of billsOne of them was a bill that will force every cop in the state to take “implicit bias training” because cops are born racist and need a class in order to learn about what these biases are:

In the area of law enforcement, Mr. Fernandes filed a bill that would require implicit bias training for law enforcement officers across the state.

“Research shows that implicit bias is a part of human nature and that it can be mitigated through training,” he said. “To be clear, implicit bias affects everyone—law enforcement or otherwise—but if you carry a firearm, its effects can have fatal consequences.”

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Imagine that? Imagine some little, sheltered shitstain from the Cape having the nerve to tell hard working police officers who put their lives on the line every day that they have “implicit bias?” Yea, you earned that pay raise Dylan. Well qualified candidates only.

One of his constituents asked him why he didn’t have to take an implicit bias course. His response was pretty telling:

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He can’t be biased because he went to college. Not like those dumb, uneducated racist cops who never took a Gender Studies class. They never learned about their implicit bias.

He boycotted the inauguration because he was busy fixing the environment:

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He believes we need to empty our jails because prisons are slave factories:

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Violent crime is down while prison populations have gone up? It’s almost as if locking up violent offenders helps decrease the crime rate. Must be racist.

Here’s the thing about Dylan – he’s written a lot of things on Facebook that would probably make Liz Warren and Maura Healey uncomfortable. Like his lack of respect for women:

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And I don’t think a genuine Native American like Liz Warren would like this one:

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Which is also kind of funny because he’s cosponsoring a bill to outlaw high schools like Tewksbury, Grafton, and Turners Falls from using Native American mascots:

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And is it acceptable for State Reps to use words like “niglet”?

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So a white kid from the cape freely uses racial slurs, but he wants to force cops to take classes about their implicit bias? Yup, that makes TONS of sense.

I know we have turtle riders down the Cape and on the Islands. Don’t let this turd sandwich back in in 2018.


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41 Comment(s)
  • foleyworld
    Falmouth Joe
    September 21, 2017 at 3:31 pm

    I voted for this little Pansie! I won’t next time!!!

  • Texomamorganlady
    February 14, 2017 at 9:41 pm

    I reckon I would be embarrassed if I had a big ‘ol education and still couldn’t spell “whittle”.

  • The Executioner
    February 5, 2017 at 12:41 pm

    He said his name was Raaaalph, man.

  • Joseph Schmo
    February 5, 2017 at 8:57 am

    Yeah, he has “quite the commute” alright, probably hits every pickle park between home and Boston, raising his own brand of per diem pay. Loves tube steak, and especially loves being face down in the back seat, taking a ride from the old “baloney pony”…

  • WHAT?
    February 5, 2017 at 3:59 am

    Look at that fake politician smile on Maura Healey’s face.
    While she is thinking: “This little twink had better toe the line or we’ll get rid of him and find some other twink”.

  • Wabbitt
    February 4, 2017 at 7:11 pm

    In before the left starts saying he shouldn’t be held accountable because those posts were from ten years ago.

    But Trump should be held accountable for what he said,off the record, to Billy Bush. Cuz racism. And muh pussy.

  • Del Griffith
    February 4, 2017 at 11:34 am

    Ok, I just voted and passed for myself a 100% raise with FREE health care for the rest of my life and exempted myself from silly laws, ethics and regulations meant for you little people.

    Wow, 26 years old and already knows EVERYTHING!! The only thing that will knock this little turd of his perch would be someone finding a “Make America Great Again” hat in his desk.

  • Lookie here
    February 4, 2017 at 9:24 am

    Jesus Christ this kid looks like a pretentious little prick!

    • Puppet boy
      February 4, 2017 at 9:30 am

      Pretentious for sure

    • This kid..
      February 4, 2017 at 10:24 pm

      I went to school with this kid, and I couldn’t stand him. A friend of mine and I used to call him a prick about 5 times throughout the class we had with him. Wasn’t surprised he went into politics, and not surprised by his actions at all. Ugh.

  • I didn'tr say that but I'm sorry.
    February 4, 2017 at 5:46 am

    I am so sorry I said that.
    No, wait I didn’t say that. I apologized to make you feel better.
    I said it, I am sorry, I didn’t say it.
    Wait I am confused. Let me pose for some pictures with the crime family and I will decide what I said. As I said I am sorry, for what, I don’t know.
    Spoken like a true politician.
    Definition of a politician: flim flam artist, someone that says nothing while moving his mouth, someone afraid of the real truth, someone living off others, a liar, a thief. someone that says something but didn’tsay anything.

  • Wwy
    February 4, 2017 at 2:16 am

    This is stupid and Stasi like,probably saw it while wiping gaffney’s ass. I want to hear from the person who would vote against their own raise as if moral people get into politics.

    • F"N POLS
      February 4, 2017 at 10:12 am

      Gov. Baker, Lt. Gov. Politon Sen. Mike Moore, and Rep. Frost for starters. THEY VOTED AGAINST THE PAY RAISE. THEY REPRESENT THE PEOPLE, NOT THE SELECT FEW.

  • MrSmiley
    February 4, 2017 at 12:17 am

    As usual, fucking idiots voted him in. This state is such a joke. Plenty o koolaid to go around!

  • Am I the ONLY one who understands how shit works?
    February 4, 2017 at 12:12 am

    Hey Chad…Biff…Jesse…or whatever your pubescent name is…..Ohhh yeah…DYLAN, maybe violent crime has dropped and prison population has doubled because THE VIOLENT FUCK FACES ARE LOCKED UP, THEREFORE CANNOT COMMIT THE VIOLENT CRIMES THEY WOULD IF THEY WERE OUT ON THE STREET. GENIUS!!!

    • WHAT?
      February 11, 2017 at 1:22 pm

      He was probably sitting in his stall, peeing, when he thought: ” All those rugged, virile, manly men just wasting away in prison. Gosh, they could be out here. Ooooh”!

  • BlueLives
    February 4, 2017 at 12:06 am

    Hey easy guys, I’m betting those racists and biased comments he made were well before he was cured of his biases by going to college. Do as he says, not as he does hahahah. This kid doesn’t have a clue. How in the world did he get elected.

  • Brian Northboro
    February 3, 2017 at 11:51 pm

    Well to be fair, those posts are old…the Sitting Bear post is from 2007 when he might have been a high school sophomore or junior…15 years old…do we really hold a 15 year old to the same standards as a 26 year old? There has to be some limit to how far back the internet detectives are going to go to try and destroy people…

    Still he seems like a douche, but let him be a douche as an adult and not a child…

    • Ghost
      February 4, 2017 at 12:48 am

      When was “grab ’em by the pussy” from? Not long enough ago I guess

    • Alex
      February 4, 2017 at 9:41 am

      Those comments were made in his formative years, I think it gives a glimpse of the way he thinks. If you want to give him the benefit of the doubt, that’s fine. But he shouldn’t be exempt of the sensitivity program he is advocating for.

    • Puking
      February 4, 2017 at 10:05 am

      The fact is he wrote it when he was old enough to have a mind. Stand up and accept it.

    • John Galt
      February 4, 2017 at 3:27 pm

      15 or 26? Little difference for the Millenials. Bet he was on his folk’s health insurance up until his 1st job last month!

  • I hate stupid people. LMAO
    February 3, 2017 at 11:08 pm

    Hey Dylan,

    Saw you got into trouble on Turtleboysports sorry to hear that. I just had the same thing happen to me recently, you might have seen it. I figured I would share the best way to get out of your issue but you can’t tell anyone….. There is a guy named Rich Aucoin (he’s a little nuts), if you get someone from the Worcester magazine to tell him he was the one who posted those things for you he will take the fall. Just don’t apologize for anything yet because people will have no idea it was really you. I learned that the hard way. Hope things work out for you. XOXOXO

    Your buddy Joe Petty

  • Boss Tweed
    February 3, 2017 at 9:00 pm

    You do know why they got rid of per diems? NOW with open tolling you could check too see how many days a person ACTUALLY went into BOSTON…

  • Steven Stover
    February 3, 2017 at 8:52 pm

    Racist brat. He needs McDonald’s badly to teach him life.

  • juror seven esq.
    February 3, 2017 at 8:30 pm

    I like that answer why politicians can’t be bias, they went to college. How about the cops that go to college? Remember the purpose of the Quinn Bill? Pay police for bettering themselves by furthering their education? Those pictures shout, I’m with Alex Morse, if you get what I mean.

  • I hate crooked politicians
    February 3, 2017 at 8:21 pm

    Wow what a little cock sucker. Who the fuck does he think he is? The quote I like is “How much should the people in public service make? As you may know, my background is in economics and there are several studies by prominent economists that examine this issue. The data is unambiguous: If you pay public servants more you attract more qualified candidates, make them less susceptible to outside money, and they perform better.”. That tells me that someone in the state paid a buddy of theirs a few million for a bogus study to justify giving themselves a raise. Ya wanna make politicians not corrupt? DON’T pay them. For fuck sake how much time do they actually spend working, no campaigning for your reelection is not working. At one point serving was an honor not a job. Back to the quote…. Can someone please show me a qualified politician? 99.98% of them are lying pieces of shit who only care about lining their pockets. I wish someone at Fox25Boston would pick up this story. All the other “News” stations are way to far left to run this story. It goes against everything they stand for. TURTLEBOY keep up the good work niglet! I LOVE how you call them out on their bullshit. The best part is watching them trip over their lies and try to come up with piss poor excuses. EXPOSE THEM ALL!!!

    • ZephyrCat
      February 4, 2017 at 8:56 am

      You had me at cocksucker!

    • Al
      February 4, 2017 at 2:03 pm

      You got that right. Mass is full of scum like this

    • February 5, 2017 at 4:35 am

      Spot on!!

  • Sick & Tired
    February 3, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Maybe you can ask liz warren to make you a pair of moccasins or a peace pipe? I guess she must know how being as how she is supposed to be a native American.

  • Another inexperienced kid, setup for the hack club
    February 3, 2017 at 7:43 pm

    Amazing, how a 26 year old, probably buddy’s with Rep. Donahue. Finds his way into the hack clique so quickly. Doesn’t take long, to make a fool of himself too. One can see he smells of money himself. Check out his official Patagonia he’s wearing, of course with the collar up. The photo says it all.

  • ZephyrCat
    February 3, 2017 at 7:01 pm

    Oh, this is just fucking hilarious. I swear to God, what part of social media do these people not get????? When you post on facebook, you know know it’s not just your “broheeeem” thats reading it, right??? Here’s another one who should be “disappeared” and not a soul would notice.

  • BobnMic
    February 3, 2017 at 6:24 pm

    I voted for this guy and I’d vote for him again. He’s gonna keep my bennies coming.

  • FatFingr Lou
    February 3, 2017 at 6:15 pm

    Eh, let someone on the Cape pull this weed. We have our own garden to tend in Worcester.

  • Dumb cop
    February 3, 2017 at 6:06 pm

    Implicit racial bias training is also known as “Hug a thug”. Excuse me me while I go puke. Dylan is apparently a typical blatant egotistical sociopathic narcissistic progressive moonbat do as I say liberal. In other words, he’s perfect for Massachusetts politics.

  • Noneofyourbus
    February 3, 2017 at 5:25 pm

    So let’s see if Faux cahontaus repudiates this guy because you know if he was a conservative they would be demanding that Trumpster denounce him

  • Talisman
    February 3, 2017 at 5:24 pm

    It was Aucoin posting these racist things.

  • Dick Dover
    February 3, 2017 at 5:00 pm

    His goose is cooked. Ethics review time punk.

  • ImNewHere
    February 3, 2017 at 4:31 pm

    Almost forgot…. what a DOUCHE!!!

  • ImNewHere
    February 3, 2017 at 4:29 pm


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