4th Toughest Guy In Charlestown Calls Into Turtleboy Live, Threatens To Smack Uncle Turtleboy While Grundlestiltskin Hangs Up After Getting Roasted

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Pervy Dante Comparetto wants kids to have noodz scavenger hunt for condoms taught in schools, Dighton-Rehoboth coach latest victim of helicopter Dad, Grundlestiltksin calls in but hangs up because he’s a pussy, Boston cop who let 2 Providence strippers steal his gun should be fired, Foxboro Becky’s freak out after virtue signaling gets them on Turtleboy, and finally Shane Smith from the Patriots parade day brawl called into the show (last 10 minutes) and he was everything you dreamed he would be and more!!!

12 Comment(s)
  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    February 11, 2019 at 11:57 am

    Great stuff.

  • Whateva
    February 10, 2019 at 8:55 pm


  • Whateva
    February 10, 2019 at 8:54 pm

    I don’t know. I dfinitely don’t agree with everything you guys right, but, the Mom in me gets worried when you come across people like this guy. I feel like he is borderline dangerous. Stay safe

  • Detroit needs to change their logo
    February 10, 2019 at 5:17 pm

    I wish you could’ve asked Shane what started the fight.  Maybe next time.

  • Rockets Redglare
    February 10, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    The discussion on ‘red wings” was hilarious, albeit a tad gross. Overall too many belly laughs to count..

  • Just being honest (which should be appreciated here of all places no?)
    February 10, 2019 at 12:26 pm

    I think hes just specifically speaking about the youtube podcast. I read the blog daily but the podcast is just plain bad. This morning was my third (and last) attempt to watch /listen to it. It has nothing to do with the content. The problem is i cant even manage to fogure out what the content is. It is produced so poorly that the few times i tried engaging, i couldnt take much more than a few minutes before i wanted to clean my ears (and eyes) out with bleach.
    Its a shame too because it could be a huge success if you transform it into an entertaining “after show.”
    I say get someone who knows what they they are doing and do a complete overhaul.

    • Fair Enough
      February 10, 2019 at 12:39 pm

      An honest critique is good and growing pains are expected.

  • whatevuh
    February 10, 2019 at 9:46 am

    I tried listening to this earlier this morning, what a joke, never again. Give it up . . . .

    • Fucking Snowflakes
      February 10, 2019 at 10:10 am

      Hey gingerbread douche go get a job, your career as a videographer is over. It only takes a couple of years to learn how to code.

      • whatevuh
        February 10, 2019 at 10:25 am

        opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. sad part is, yours doesn’t matter

        • We Understand Your Douchie Attitude Gingerbread Man
          February 10, 2019 at 11:12 am

          At what point do you move out of your mom’s basement, inquiring minds want to know?

        • True Reality Speaks
          Give a Lib a Throat Punch
          February 10, 2019 at 11:28 am

          Sadder still is someone that upvotes their own comment. You and Randall (same person?) keep outing yourselves as irrelevant and embarrassingly un-self-aware, to the great amusement of us thinking people here. Thank God for blogs like TBS allowing dopes like you to expose your dumbfuckery.

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