A Butthurt Asked Us On Turtleboy Live If We’d Blast Turtleboy Jr If He Acted Ratchet In A Failed Attempt At “Gotcha,” She Did Not Expect The Answer We Gave
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The Turtleboy Live Show was another smashing success last night. We had over 6,500 turtle riders tune in live. Over 1,000 comments, and we were interacting and taking all your questions on the live feed and in the comments section. Obviously the biggest talk of discussion from the last few days has been the Alexis Aslanian fight video, and all the aftermath that has come as a result of it. We broke down the fight punch by punch to show you that this was no ordinary fight. It was a brutal and gutless assault. It was a crime, and she should be arrested for it. Then we started fielding questions from turtle riders and just talked about one topic after another for an hour or so. Everyone had a great time. Everyone.
If you missed it here it is.
Personally, I think the best part happened around 47:15, when this lady chimed in with a “gotcha” question:
So what this lady was obviously trying to do was make us feel bad for blowing up Alexis Aslanian’s spot by trying to force us to put ourselves in her parent’s shoes. More than likely she is friends with Mom, who also decided to blame Turtleboy on social media a couple days ago.
Our answer was simple – if any of the Turtleboy’s Turtleboy Jr’s, or Turtle Princesses ever did anything like that, we would absolutely put them on blast. More than anything, we would expect that others would put us on blast as well. Because when your 19 your kid act like that in public, it is a reflection on the job you did parenting. Sorry, not sorry. It’s the truth. Just ask Gupta.
Once Jessica realized that her bombshell of a question actually blew up in her face, she went back to the old reliable jive of the butthurts – “why are you anonymous”?
Shut up Jessica.
We’re anonymous because it’s more fun that way. Anonymity allows the writer to delve and explore topics that they normally wouldn’t delve into if they wrote using their real name. It allows Turtleboy to be free. Without anonymity, Watergate would just be an apartment complex in Washington. It also gives other potential writers to join us. These are people who have jobs and families and don’t want their names out there. But if they’re allowed to pen under the name Turtleboy, they obviously are more free to tell the truth, which obviously a lot of people are uncomfortable with.
Loved this idea:
That needs to become a thing in these fight videos. Junior hoodrats should be yelling “Turtleboy” before and after every cheesehog donnybrook caught on film.
Anyway, we’ll be back again on Turtleboy Live for an episode featuring world famous Turtleboy commenter Brett Killoran. That’s right, we’ll be broadcasting live from the beautiful town of Orange. Should be epic. See ya on Friday.
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