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A turd named Ben Daniel used Facebook to threaten a group of turtle riders today. It didn’t go well for him, and Uncle Turtleboy has a strong message for him. Hope he listens. Talcum X used his platform to tell a blatant lie about a Texas cop raping a black woman he had pulled over. Yet he’s still blue checkmarked verified on Facebook and Twitter, even though he’s intentionally spreading fake news. Facebook’s lawyers are holding the line with Turtleboy, making up some insane lies, and we’re going to make them pay.
Mr Daniels is an artisan carpenter.
Here’s something else that has to do with being an artisan and wood.
Google search “Smoke and Flame Firewood Company youtube”.
I found that on Reason.com where an Atlanta suburb will fine you with a threat of jail time if your wood pile contains wood not the size of bricks: 4 X 8 and straight.