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All 3 Jeopardy Contestants Who Ended With $0 Should Be Fed To The Chinese

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Turtleboy has seen a lot of Jeopardy over the years, but has never seen a game end like this before:

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Awkward. Look, Turtleboy Jr – three rejects. Turns out when this happens no one gets to return the next day. Alex Trebeck doesn’t take kindly to losers. Here’s how they got there. Going into final Jeopardy, the Final Jeopardy category was state capitals. Here’s what their scores looked like:

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – 95% of the morons on this show cheated to get on there. The Jeopardy online test is the easiest thing to cheat on, since it’s done online. We do a blog on our cheating attempt every year and we never get a call back. This question was easy because of the year – 1957. The only thing in America that happened in 1957 that anyone cared about was the integration of Little Rock Central High School. And who is the only President from Arkansas? Slick Willy obviously. Simple as shit. Then this happened:

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It’s bad enough they couldn’t get the answer right and they’re on this show. But how are they this dumb with their wagers? The two contestants with $13,800 going into Final Jeopardy at least had an excuse. They kind of had to go all in right? You figure with a category like that it’s gonna be easy and the person you’re tied with is gonna get it right. You have to assume they wagered it all, which means you have to wager it all.

But the lady on the right only had $6,000 going in. What’s her excuse? Hey genius, you knew exactly what your opponents were gonna do. Even Turtleboy Jr. knew you were supposed to bet $0 there. Or $1,000. Or $2,000. Or $3,000. Or $5,999. But whatever you do, do NOT wager everything!!! This is why you were in last place to begin with.

Good riddance. All three of them are losers and cheaters and never deserved to be on this show ever again. Turtleboy needs more Matt Jackson in his life. Bring this guy back and have him go head to head with the saucy gay guy. Neither of them will end with $0 and it will be 30 minutes of unadulterated entertainment.

Matt Jackson:

Saucy gay guy:

 

 

 

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2 Comment(s)
  • RV
    January 19, 2016 at 10:20 am

    Old Balls misses the $64,000 question. He thinks this Jeopardy show is only a fad and won’t last.

    He also thinks IBM stands for Irritable Bowel Movement.

  • Jack Mehoffer
    January 18, 2016 at 9:10 pm

    Old balls just pooped in his diaper. I thought he said this site doesn’t make money?

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