All Hell Breaks Loose In Marshfield After Man Celebrates 14 Year Old Girl’s Legendary Accomplishments In Rifle Shooting

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Like most of you, Turtleboy’s Facebook timeline has turned into “everyone share their thoughts on gun control,” power hour. Because I definitely want to know how every single person feels about gun control. And I’ve totally NEVER heard any of these arguments before, and they are NOT the exact same arguments everyone was using after the last mass shooting. Same time next month.

Well yesterday in a Marshfield community page someone posted this:

And as you can imagine, all hell broke loose.

Before we get started, here’s my unsolicited thoughts on the post:

  • Obviously this was intentionally posted to show that despite school shootings, the vast majority of legal gun owners are law-abiding and responsible.
  • He had to have known that it would get a rise out of people.
  • There’s nothing wrong with that. If the instinct reaction from the anti-gun crowd is to vilify guns, then it’s OK for the pro-gun crowd to highlight the accomplishments of a 14 year old girl who shoots gun.
  • Congrats to Eliza. Seems like quite the accomplishment. She should be proud, as should her parents.

Let’s check out the shitshow this harmless post created……

So you can post pro-gun things on community Facebook pages, just not after a shooting that happened 1,000 miles away. Duly noted.

Although I agree that he likely had an agenda behind this…..

…..he also posts stuff like this all the time in Marshfield forums:

Most importantly, the girl just got this award the day before he posted the images:

Then there was this:

Yes Alida, that’s exactly what his post intended to do. Show something “positive” about guns. Although there’s no need for the quotations. This is an actual positive thing. I know, I know – you’d prefer the narrative that all guns and gun owners are evil, and that guns have minds of their own and indiscriminately kill innocent people. But believe it or not, this happens all over the country and CNN just doesn’t have an interest in letting you know it exists.

Not nice…..

It’s a happy 14 year old girl celebrating an accomplishment. Anyone who thinks this isn’t nice is probably wicked fun to hang out with at parties.

  1. It doesn’t matter if it’s “insensitive.” That’s a subjective word that means absolutely nothing. It’s not the Internet’s job to protect your delicate sensitivity. That’s not why the Internet exists.
  2. Anyone who looks at a picture of a smiling child and the first word that comes to mind is, “disgusting,” has severe mental issues and should probably see a doctor.
  3. Yes, many families are indeed grieving. But guess what? None of them are a member of the Marshfield, MA Forum page. I know, you are desperate to find a way that this victimizes you. But you’re not a victim. You’re just using a tragedy to push your agenda and trying to silence those who disagree with you.

Stacy, you’ve never seen him post an update on their accomplishments? Weird, because I have:

A lot of people were saying this:

So let me get this straight. You can only be in favor of gun rights BEFORE a school shooting? Is that correct? And if so, what’s the grace period for posting about student accomplishments at a shooting range after a mass shooting? Is it a week? A fortnight? A month? A year? Are there committees of SJWs who get together and decide these things? Asking for a friend.

But by far the two hangriest Internet butthurts were Julie Dudley O’Brien and Jill Cormier. You’re gonna love Julie and Jill.

Julie and Jill are VERY disgusted by the timing of this post:

And Jill has arbitrarily decided that because people she doesn’t know in Florida our mourning, anyone who celebrates the accomplishments of a 14 year old in Marshfield should be ashamed of themselves!!

Shame, shame, shame!!!!

They demand that he take the post down because “so many people are offended.”

Yea, because that’s the way freedom works ladies. If you decide you’re offended by something then it’s incumbent upon the OP to censor his speech in order to cater to what you have arbitrarily decided is offensive. There’s nothing dangerous about that line of thinking at all!!

And just so I have this straight…….

When one side uses dead children to promote a political agenda it’s good.

But when another person uses a smiling, living child to promote his agenda, it’s bad.

(Bangs head on desk)

Then they demanded he take the post down, and finally answered my question about the grace period for posting about children’s shooting accomplishments after a mass shooting:

Turns out the answer was one month. I would’ve guessed a fortnight, but I underestimated just how long it takes to get over a mass shooting in which no one you know was killed or injured.

Honestly, these twatstains scare the shit out of me. Not necessarily because I’m a gun person (I’ve never owned or even touched a gun) but because they think they have the right to demand that other people take down their posts because of the reaction it’s caused. As if these people don’t have the right to, I dunno, NOT FOLLOW THE POST???!!!

This isn’t harmless thinking. It’s dangerous. The whole purpose of free speech is to protect speech that is controversial. Anyone can agree with non-controversial speech. That’s easy. These people should be called out and mocked, because they get away with pushing their Fascist agenda. Everyone’s afraid of them. Not us though. When you write bullshit on the Internet, we don’t cut you any slack.

Julie was also concerned that the parents didn’t make the post, the coach did:

Then she got boom-roasted by Mom this morning:

I’d love to see her in the biathlon one day too Mom. You’re doing a great job raising your daughter. Please don’t listen to this mob of malcontents. They don’t really matter in the long run. Just keep your head up and keep doing what you’re doing.

The post has since been taken down by the OP, not an overzealous moderator, because he didn’t wanna deal with the mob anymore. This is why you should always screenshot stuff like this. Because it always comes down, but screenshots live forever.

37 Comment(s)
  • Regarding the story's dynamic duo...
    March 3, 2018 at 6:15 am

    Julie D-O. Her quote; “The pie is never free.”
    Sounds a little bit mercenary regarding access to the woman parts to me.
    Sweetie, it might not be free but the freshness date is long past and the necessary markdown ought to reflect that. A rollover account might help to improve your waning appeal. Untying balloon knots will never go out of style.

    Jill C. Who gives two shits what some SJW scissorfighter from Brooklyn thinks about anything in Marshfield?
    Get back to your pretend husband with the appendage by Mattel.

  • February 18, 2018 at 3:18 pm

    There are a variety of ways that kids can get 4 year scholarships to D1 schools for shooting sports. Skeet, Trap, Rifle, Pistol…

    These are sports.

    If you care about protecting kids in schools from madmen, then put armed guards at the schools then we don’t have to have these discussions any longer.

  • Big Dawggie
    February 17, 2018 at 11:23 pm

    If this girl stood in front of that school that morning, there would be exactly one death: The perp.

  • Steven Stover
    February 17, 2018 at 10:19 pm

    “Common Sense” is the new dog whistle for white privilege.

  • Jack Randall
    February 17, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Every douchebag posting comments on this site are huge pussies who wouldn’t do a goddamn thing to someone’s face. You don’t know shit about Jill or Julie. And you don’t know shit about anybody else mentioned in the post. You’re just mob sheep. If you feel like testing your manhood, meet me behind KKaties Burgers in Marshfield Sunday night 2/18 at 9 PM. Would love to fuck up some Internet tough guys. Dead serious.

    • Jack Randall's gay lover
      February 18, 2018 at 12:08 am

      Oh Jackie I love when you act so hard and manly! You really know how to turn your guy on. When you’re done beating off Turtleboy at KKaties come straight home because I’ll be waiting in bed for you. Don’t forget to stop and get some more lube….you will probably want me to bang you all night after your tussle with that naughty Turtleboy. You will definitely be test my “manhood” baby…just the way you like it. Don’t worry lover, we can cuddle after I finish in you. I know how you get all emotional and needy. Smooches!!

      • Jack Randall is definitely a pickle smoocher
        February 18, 2018 at 12:26 am

        Sounds like Jack wants some guy to “do something to his face” behind KKaties tonight. He is asking to test your manhood so he can fuck you up….hmmm. It’s okay Jackie, you don’t have to use code words to hook up with guys in allies. It’s 2018 you can come out of the closet. I’m sure Jill and Julie will be very supportive. Maybe they will even take you for a girl’s night out to pick up guys!!

    • Well, No Shit
      February 18, 2018 at 12:34 am

      Whoa! We’ve got a hardo over here!

      Fuck you and your impotent threats, pussy. No one is scared of you, or the bullshit falling out of your mouth. 

      It’s funny that the one making threats on the internet is calling out “internet tough guys.” Kill yourself, you fucking loser. 

    • Stan Marsh Field
      February 18, 2018 at 1:04 am

      Jack is almost as big of an embarrassment to Marshfield as those two twats Jill and Julie. You losers obviously have sand in your pussies. Get over yourselves and stop being facebook Nazis. You are the ones who turned a positive post about a young girl into a political firestorm. Fuck you and your self righteous bullshit. Fascist bitches like Jill Cormier and Julie Dudley O’Brien should do the world a favor and go drown themselves in the South River.

    • Well, No Shit
      February 18, 2018 at 11:23 pm

      Well, Evander Homofield, did anyone take you up on your scary challenge, or were you just left sitting alone in your Prius at the rendezvous point?

      I’ll bet you’re the kind of twatwaffle who, once he gets his ass kicked, calls the cops and then a lawyer. It’s all big talk and bravado, until you lose. Then it’s police reports and courtrooms. Pussy. 

    • Lou P
      February 19, 2018 at 11:43 am

      I may not know Jill or Julie, but I know enough from their online postings to get that this blog article is spot on correct.
      And, btw, I get it that you are serious.
      Are you dead, yet ?

  • February 17, 2018 at 11:09 am

    I was going to post on Facebook my excitement that my son got his license yesterday, but the Turtlegram had an article about a woman who died in a car accident on I-90, so I’m waiting the required 30 days.

    Wait… that’s different right?

    Don’t mention your anniversary or how much you love your partner. There are people who are going through a tough divorce right now and this will only upset them.

    Don’t post the great news that your sister just had her 1st baby, because someone reading the post might have just lost a baby, or know someone who did.

    Don’t say “Merry Christmas” just in case it offends someone.

    Don’t show pictures of you enjoying yourself at all. Not everyone is so lucky.

    I could go on and on…

    • True Reality Speaks
      February 17, 2018 at 11:59 am

      The thought police on the Left have to give you permission first. You are not allowed to think or speak unless your Democrat Party donations are up to date and your Cult membership papers are in order, and then only Kool Aid promoting thoughts or speech is permitted. Anything else is strictly verboten, and our useful idiots are watching so that any infractions will result in your immediate re-education camps in one of our public schools.

  • Gina
    February 16, 2018 at 8:01 pm

    If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk, and spoons make people fat. 

  • Sphincter Apollo
    February 16, 2018 at 1:13 pm

    Think what is being missed here is not timing, whether Coach Smith & Wesson meant something by it, or the SJWs are letting their feelz get bruised while they mourn macro level tragedy. The real eye grabber is, Jr. Chuckie Whitman, back row farthest to the left, has the potential to be our next star studded mass student body population control officer. That Waldo Emerson looks like he’s 300 mgs of Thorazine into his own dimension where all students at “his” school are evil little liberals who need a lead foot pellet for lunch. Seriously, the look in Waldo E’s eyes man, he looks like he has already chopped mommy up and has daddy in the basement cleaning the floor with a toothbrush. I say, lay off the gun club, lay off the NRA, we need to encourage our youth. Waldo, here’s hoping someday you shed the psychotropic script and get the proverbial band camp bump before grades 11 & 12. That way, your next score wont be where you place in the cereal love bodies category.

    By dah’ by, Jill or Julie can tongue wash my sphincter any day. I would even pay for the pleasure. Of course, if they barter I got a 5×3 (girth is better) that I can trade straight in, I mean up. 😉

    • KJDS
      February 16, 2018 at 1:54 pm


      • Sphincter Apollo
        February 16, 2018 at 7:45 pm

        What, what? You from fucking Maine or something? 😉

      • Give a Lib A Throat Punch
        February 17, 2018 at 11:46 am

        Libs gotta virtue signal & pretend they’re superior, KJDS. Don’t beat yourself up because you can’t decipher the gibberish of alternative reality lemmngs trying to self-aggrandize to validate their self-righteous, falsely inflated egos.

  • Skeet Shooter
    February 16, 2018 at 1:10 pm

    Jill and Julie both need big fat cocks rammed into every orifice in their bodies, with consent of course, which we all know they’d be perfectly willing to do.

  • Citypoint
    February 16, 2018 at 12:38 pm

    I wonder if Jill and Julie have the same plastic surgeon.
    I think the Botox has effected their brains.

  • Anonymous Turtle
    February 16, 2018 at 12:28 pm

    Is “common sense” the new leftist power word? It’s ironic because I’ve never seen common sense out of them

  • Ozzy
    February 16, 2018 at 12:09 pm

    Rather than complaining about the mass shooting. We should recognize this young ladies accomplishment. Perhaps we should look at 2 guys that may have actually saved lives. The security guard and football coach Aaron Fies. They stepped in front of children and took fire from this deranged killer. Perhaps if they were armed this could have been shut down much sooner or stopped before it even happened.

  • Stunt Penis
    February 16, 2018 at 12:09 pm

    Just another example of how Facebook groups are populated by moronic women with nothing better to do in their lives than bitch.

    And they wonder why their husbands go to the asian massage parlor.

    • David Coppafeel
      February 16, 2018 at 12:21 pm

      Nothing beats a good ol’ rub and tug after a lengthy wife bitching session.

      • Well, No Shit
        February 16, 2018 at 10:32 pm

        I laughed way too hard about “good ol’ rub and tug.”


    • KJDS
      February 16, 2018 at 1:52 pm

      We love you long time 🙂

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    February 16, 2018 at 12:08 pm

    You know who are the LEAST likely candidates to shoot up a school? The kids in this picture!

    Usually the ones shooting up schools are anti-social, depressed fuck tards.

    • Lord Doucheington
      February 16, 2018 at 12:40 pm

      Hear hear.

  • really?
    February 16, 2018 at 11:49 am

    Any time a shooting that results in tragedy such as the other day is horrible.
    Thing is, it can not hijack life ever. This girl is apparently a good person and highly motivated for self improvement with admirable goals. One person of billions on this planet. Let is go and continue to do all of your noble work to change gun laws as you see they should be. I am sure commenting on someones facebook page is the least you are all doing to achieve your goal.

  • Well, No Shit
    February 16, 2018 at 11:45 am

    I am SO fucking tired of people, like these two cunts, appointing themselves as spokespeople for those affected by tradegy. 

    They are so indignant on behalf of people who they don’t even know. One of those screeching harpies asked the OP if he consulted the parents before posting their daughter’s accomplishment. Well, bitch, let’s ask the same of you; Did you consult any of the parents of the slain children before using them for your own agenda? I’ll go ahead and answer that for you. No, you didn’t. You just wanted to virtue signal and impress your snobbish asshole friends with how sensitive you are. Fuck you both. 

    I fucking hate these people. 

    • Well, No Shit
      February 16, 2018 at 4:09 pm


      Autocorrect will change “fuck” to “duck” every time, but misses that glaring error. Magical. 

  • Chi Chi Rodriguez
    February 16, 2018 at 11:41 am

    I’m surprised the liberals didn’t try to ban golf after that fat murdering pussy Kevin Lynch teed off on a guy’s head.

  • Rich
    February 16, 2018 at 11:00 am

    Julie’s smoking hot in that black top; then she started posting, and became scary ugly.

  • KJDS
    February 16, 2018 at 10:49 am

    Dear Jill & Julie,

    Life goes on. It doesn’t stop because you are offended. Welcome to the real world.

    • SJWHater101
      February 18, 2018 at 5:15 am

      Fuck those cunts!  Their totally horseshit responses are the true pawns, trying to exploit a child for their fucked up, extreme left-wing agenda.  Good for the mom to put that bitch in her place!

  • I blame Kevin's 9 Iron
    February 16, 2018 at 10:38 am

    How many people got run over in France in that terrorist incident? How about New York? The list is long. These anti-gun idiots have really short memories…

  • Donald Trump
    February 16, 2018 at 10:34 am

    Imagine how crazy they go if I represent her and bragged about it. She think they’re helping. No wonder why America is a full of pussy. Dear Julie, your snatch isn’t important enough for anyone to care. Love how the mother shut you down and you say NOTHING in return. Do us a favor and shut up. You and everyone that condemned them people and that poor girl are why mass shootings will always happen. Banning guns still won’t stop people from getting them.

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