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Amanda Sawyer Brought Her Crotch Fruits To Springfield To Support Rian Waters Who Then Threatened To Kill Himself In Court After Losing His Latest Criminal Complaint Against Me

 

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I had court with Rian Waters yesterday in Springfield because he filed another frivolous criminal complaint against me for witness intimidation. He’s claiming that I threatened him and tried to scare him at the previous criminal complaint hearing in September, which the clerk magistrate found no probable cause for. But this time he brought back up  –

The West Warwick Vaping Vajatron, Amanda Sawyer. And she brought her crotch fruits (on a school day) along with some other hag. I explained the whole thing on last night’s show, which I’ll also explain below if you don’t want to listen to the podcast. Both Rian and Amanda showed up in the comments.

Here’s the TL;DR highlights:

  • Rian Waters, who was once arrested for punching his girlfriend (who he later sued) and killing his dog in front of the daughter he abandoned and never paid child support for, sued me and lost in Superior court last June.
  • He then filed a criminal complaint against me, forcing me to drive an hour and half and give up a day’s work to explain to the clerk what a psycho he is.
  • Before yesterday’s hearing Rian was holding court outside with Amanda and crew. She came there to “pick his brain” and get legal advice because she wants to sue me too.
  • My strategy going in was simple – point out that this has already been litigated twice, he’s using the courts as a playground, and he’s not intimidated at all because he keeps posting on our Facebook page.
  • At yesterday’s hearing he asked that the closed door hearing be open to the public (Amanda and crew, and Bristol was also there as my witness), and I didn’t object. The clerk didn’t allow because he didn’t want it to turn into a circus, but he did allow for it to be taped, which I will be getting shortly.
  • Rian wrote an affidavit filled with lies, claiming I threatened him at the last hearing. I did indeed call him a dog killing, woman beating savage, but that’s only because I like the ability to say things that aren’t true.
  • The clerk asked him several times if I told him that I’d hurt him if he testified against me, since that’s what witness intimidation is. Rian said that I didn’t actually do that, but that I had threatened to file a lawsuit for malicious prosecution if he continued on with this time waster.
  • Vowing to use legal means to stop harassment is not a threat according to the clerk, Rian disagreed and cited some court decision. The clerk cited another decision that overturned that decision and Rian had no answer. Rian thinks he’s smarter than attorneys, clerks, and judges. He’s not.
  • Rian bragged to the clerk that they know him by name at the clerk’s office, which of course is the problem.
  • The clerk repeatedly informed Rian that being called names isn’t a crime, and if he couldn’t prove that he was threatened by me then there’s no probable cause to charge me with a crime.
  • Rian went on a rant about the cops and why they wouldn’t charge me with a crime. This was an actual quote, “The Palmer police lied and did a bunch of corruption to me.” He also said they were “extremely rude.” The clerk rolled his eyes.
  • After Palmer PD wouldn’t charge me with a crime (since none was committed) he went to East Longmeadow and Springfield Police and got the same result. So he went to the State Police, and he claims that they told him that local police wouldn’t do anything because I’m closely tied to them. He said the MSP told him to file the criminal complaint.
  • At the end of the 40 minute hearing Rian was told by the clerk, “I don’t find you are intimidated, you have to move on.”
  • Rian didn’t like hearing this and had his hand raised like a first grader. The clerk called on him and he ranted about how unsafe he felt, even though he regularly comes on our Facebook pages and tried to extort money from me in emails.
  • Rian continued to rant about the last hearing, “He was screaming and spitting at me. It’s seriously alarming.”
  • The clerk wasn’t sold and told him it was over. Rian then slammed his chair (I can’t remember if he kicked it or pushed it) and yelled while pretending to cry, “I’m going to kill myself in 2 weeks.”
  • On the way to get paperwork from the clerk’s office Amanda’s stupid, allegedly abusive son (her words, not mine) was staring me down with his mother. Bristol justifiably pointed out what a crappy mom she had to be to pull her kid out of school to drive to be with Rian Waters in court.
  • Before leaving we informed a bailiff that Rian had threatened to kill himself in open court and should be detained for his own safety.

This is my official plea to Rian not kill himself:

“Oh no, please Rian, don’t do it. You have so much to offer the world. Sure, you don’t have a job, you beat women, you kill dogs, you neglect your child (who had a medical incident while you were in court which you weren’t there for because this is what you prioritize), and you apparently have little to no friends or family. But the world wouldn’t be the same without you and that sexy pubestache.”

According to Amanda, this is just what she’s going to do now.

When will the court system stop allowing this mentally unbalanced free loading leeches to stop tying up taxpayer money on their shenanigans?

 

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31 Comment(s)
  • Nadia Yenraek
    December 20, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    Does anyone know if he’s dead yet?

    Any chance he’ll go facebook live for the big event?

    Pics or it didn’t happen

  • Dick Scratcher
    December 20, 2019 at 3:47 am

    I hope that Rian tries to kill himself but fails, leaving him a drooling catatonic mess (it will be hard to tell the difference, I know).

    As a result his meth-addicted mother (who still can’t spell Ryan) will have to double the number of $3 back-alley blowies she gives to her fellow addicts.

    DS

    *waves at Rian* – I know you’re reading, you pathetic cunt.

  • Judge dread
    December 19, 2019 at 7:04 pm

    I’m watching death wish 2. That’s all I need to say.

  • AngryWhiteDad
    December 18, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    Rian is the cuckiest cuck I’ve ever seen. I can’t believe that he wasn’t detained – Crying and telling the court clerk he’s going to kill himself? If nothing else, PC him. WTF?

    Bonus Comment: Rian the subservient cuck boi would be the perfect match for, my favorite, the brown hair solid 7 psycho girl.

  • Who Flung Cum
    December 18, 2019 at 6:35 pm

    I would say let’s flood Amanda & Rian’s employers email/FB/phone lines, but oh yeah..

  • Crian Rian is a Pole Smoker
    December 18, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    Karma is coming for that fucking homo, Rian. One of these days, he is going to wake up in a puddle of his own blood, piss and shit in his tightie whities, and missing even more teeth due to the beating he so deserves. It’s coming, tough guy!

  • Amanda the funny SPED
    December 18, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    I think Amanda is NUTS but i kind of like her. Shes a great guest. She’s definitely entertaining. Shes like the funny special needs kid from middle school. Fuck rian i hope he od’s.

  • Cheddah
    December 18, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    Looks like he’ll be in the TBS Graveyard pretty soon, literally..

  • Captain Trips
    December 18, 2019 at 2:16 pm

    Give us all a Merry Christmas and off your fetal alcohol syndrome ass before the holidays!

  • Full Metal Ratchet
    December 18, 2019 at 1:54 pm

    The only thing that should feel threatened is Amanda’s
    toilet bowl.

  • Judge dread
    December 18, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    I think Amanda sawyer gets all wet when she is either on uncle’s saturday podcast (like calling in while in a mental hospital basically 5150’d) and then showing up to court. Uncle I think u have a stalker.

    That being said she is an excellent guest on the Saturday night podcasts. She has no sense of indoor voice (just like Pocahontas) and hangs u multiple times between her massive bipolar mood swings.

    I don’t remember a time where she hasn’t hung up and then either picked up the phone or called back after her freak out.

    Amanda is a great guest to have on, regardless of circumstances. I think she’s been on like 4-5 podcasts, despite Bret completely destroying her on every level imaginable.

    • Orville
      December 18, 2019 at 2:03 pm

      Yeah, her bloodcurdling screaming voice makes it sound like she can’t stop cumming.

      I would say I wonder what flipped the switch for her to go from being TB’s fan to being a mortal enemy, but she’s crazier than a shithouse rat.

      • Judge dread
        December 18, 2019 at 3:38 pm

        Nice shithouse rat reference. I agree 100%

  • Lee Ho
    December 18, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    Rian is pre-approved to kiss my ass.

  • LOLz
    December 18, 2019 at 1:29 pm

    This is how you spend your days?

  • Michelle Carter
    December 18, 2019 at 1:11 pm

    Rian, you really should kill yourself. Contact me if you need any tips or further encouragement.

    Get back in the truck!

  • Finn
    December 18, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    This is my official plea to Rian not kill himself:
    I like a man who makes up his mind to do something and does it. It’s up the road, not across the street.

    Get Fucked,
    Finn

  • a
    December 18, 2019 at 12:08 pm

    Bullet Point #6—- But they ARE true, aren’t they? He’s a woman and dog beater? Was that a typo when you wrote “Aren’t”?

  • Full Metal Ratchet
    December 18, 2019 at 12:03 pm

    Father time has certainly not been kind to A.S. I am confident though that if
    she really wants to work she could fly to Hollywood and be Rosie O’Donnells
    stunt penis.

  • Jizz Head
    December 18, 2019 at 11:57 am

    I remember there was a rumor he was caught in high school giving hand jobs to two guys at the same time in the bathroom. It all made sense too because one time he came back to class and had what looked like dried cum all over the back of his hair and everyone was calling him rian jizz head.

  • SJC
    December 18, 2019 at 11:35 am

    If he follows through with killing himself in the next two weeks then we’ll know that he’s been telling the truth the entire time and will prosecute Uncle to the fullest extent of the law.

  • Lee Ho
    December 18, 2019 at 11:23 am

    I try to get Rian dishwasher job in Chinatown.

    • The angry taint
      December 18, 2019 at 11:55 am

      Moon Villa Lee? I’ll have the cold tea and small lo mein

      • Lee Ho
        December 18, 2019 at 12:35 pm

        I’ll get right on that! LOL

  • Jimmybooms
    December 18, 2019 at 11:22 am

    If you win in court does Rian have to pay your court costs? I hope so but if true maybe that would deter morons from frivolous and meaningless future law suits.

  • stiff pete
    December 18, 2019 at 11:21 am

    smart move Amanda, picking the brain of someone who has to get naked to count to 21.

  • Pass The KYrian
    December 18, 2019 at 11:16 am

    Broke Butt Mountain Cryin’ Rian gets dry humped by the courts again.

  • Deepinya
    December 18, 2019 at 11:12 am

    How is that crazy fucking hag not in the booby hatch? And why do her kids want anything to do with her? Is her self-proclaimed abusive son seriously on her side with all this now?

  • Glad you prevailed Unc
    December 18, 2019 at 11:04 am

    Glad you triumphed over this ratchet.

  • Dick GoZinya
    December 18, 2019 at 10:58 am

    It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

  • Midnight Rats
    December 18, 2019 at 10:56 am

    These two will end up together.. guaranteed. The question is, will he kill her first? Or will she kill him first?

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