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Amazing Bills Babe Tackles Kaepernick Dummy At Tailgate, MMQB Reporter Claims It Was Cuz Someone Said “Tackle The Muslim,” Turns Out He Was Lying And She Humiliated Him For it

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Turtleboy HATES the Buffalo Bills, but today we were in a no-win situation – we had to root for them because they were playing Colin Kaepernick. And right on cue Buffalo annihilated the 49ers and we were all reminded that Kaepernick is more than just a SWJ staging a meaningless protest that a liberal Supreme Court Justice called “stupid.” He’s also a God awful quarterback who has taken a spectacular fall from grace since playing in the Super Bowl because instead of concentrating on being the best QB he can be, he’s too busy trying to be a social justice warrior.

Anyway, a lot of people in the Twittersphere were talking about this amazing video from Bills Mafia tailgate today in their game against the San Francisco 49ers. Since it was Colin Kaepernick’s first game as starting quarterback since he began kneeling during the National Anthem (in order to fix oppression), Bills fans were all juiced up. Here’s how one local hero of a Buffalonian expressed her thoughts on the highest paid backup in world history:

This tweet and video came from a reporter at Peter King’s Monday Morning Quarterback named Robert Klemko. You may notice the part of the tweet which was clearly designed to get your attention – the “tackle the Muslim” part. You may also notice after watching the video that clearly no one said, “tackle the Muslim.” So why would Robert Klemko make an allegation like that? According to him it was said……we just didn’t see it on tape……even though he was taping the whole thing:

Obviously this guy is just a huge fraud and a liar who was trying to make all Bills fans look like dumbass Trump rednecks. Just check out what he was tweeting earlier in the day:

He even got known dooshnozzle Shaun King to share his “reporting”:


If you take a quick look through his Twitter timeline you will see a man, who like millions of Americans, is obsessed with Donald Trump:




He also is constantly tweeting about what a hero Colin Kaepernick is for taking a knee during the National Anthem while being paid $120 million to suck at football:

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Oh, and remember when that Doherty High School football player claimed that he was suspended for taking a knee during the National Anthem? As you know by now, Michael Oppong admitted that he made the whole thing up and he was never actually suspended by the coach. He just wanted attention from people like Shaun King and Robert Klemko who would instinctively believe him because it fit their narrative. And it worked perfectly:


Turns Out The Doherty Football Player Made Up The Anthem Suspension So He Could Become A Twitter Famous Victim Of Racial Injustice, Live Tweets During School Hours

He also thinks it’s an example of white supremacy that people care about the breakup of Brad and Angelina:

And he doesn’t like it when strangers at the airport don’t hit on him:


Oh, and here’s the best part – in 2014 he was arrested for assaulting a cab driver and “commandeering his vehicle.” Peter King suspended his ass from MMQB for four weeks:

So just to review. This ex-con with a history of violence, who has been suspended from work for his behavior and has a clear agenda to prove that anyone who doesn’t think Colin Kaepernick is a hero is a racist Trump supporter, went to the Bills game in order to make Bills fans who aren’t supporting Kaepernick look bigoted. He found a few people with Trump signs, and found some t-shirts where people are exercising the same constitutional rights Kaepernick is exercising, and thought it would be enough to show the world that Bills fans are bigots.

He could’ve stopped there, but it wasn’t enough. He had to prove that they were Islamophobic too. Because……Trump. So he made up a story about a Bills chick tackling a Kaepernick dummy after being ordered to by a Bills fan who yelled “tackle the Muslim.”

But it all backfired when the woman in the video ended up seeing it and didn’t care too much for the fact that this guy was trying to make her and other Bills fans look like right wing fanatics:

So she called him out on it:

And he was like…..I forgot to hit record…..but you’ll just have to trust me or else I’ll assault you and steal your cab:

Robert Klemko totally didn’t see that one coming. What are the odds the person you tried to humiliate as an Islamophobic Buffalonian would see your lies on Twitter and call you out on it? And just so we are clear about this, Robert Klemko CLEARLY made it seem as if the woman tackled this dummy because she was told to by someone who wanted to see a Muslim experience pain:

As it turns out Alexis Dent is a real sweetheart. She’s also young, successful, and black.


Oh yea, and did I mention that she has written for the left-leaning Huffington Post? Clearly Robert Klemko picked the wrong person to try to use as a poster child for bigotry.

But wait…..just to give Robert Klemko an even bigger popsicle headache, she’s also a Trump/Bernie supporter:

Alexis Dent, 22, of Cheektowaga, who wore an American flag jump suit with red and white stripes and stars. “I like America,” said Dent, explaining why she supported Trump. “He doesn’t believe in big money and politics. He wants to keep American jobs.” She added, “I like Bernie for the same reasons, but if you tell people you like Bernie, people call you a ‘Commie.'”

Supporting Trump for his trade policies might be the most reasonable way to defend Donald Trump. Of course this was in April, and Trump has completely lost his mind since then. And since Alexis isn’t a blind follower of Trump she isn’t afraid to criticize him either:

And then to make matters worse he started making up other things about her:

She’s thoughtful. She’s feisty. She doesn’t back down. She doesn’t take shit. She’s reasonable politically. And she likes to party and tackle Colin Kaepernick dummies at tailgates. In other words, Turtleboy is in love again. Even though she’s a Bills fan.

Anyway, since we actually like to do real reporting at Turtleboy Sports we spoke with this magnificent Bills fan to ask her what the tailgate was like. Here’s what she told us:

“It was an ordinary tailgate in many ways. Yes, some fans were making comments about Kaepernick, but I expected that given that Buffalo is a rust belt town with a high military presence who would not appreciate his protests (even though they are peaceful). But the video was so out of left field. We were tackling the QB because it’s fun, it was not about his race or even his protests. My friends and I walked past the dummy and people encouraged us to do it and join in the fun. And exactly, no one even thinks he’s a Muslim.”

Fun? What’s fun? People still have fun in 2016? How refreshing. Because people like Robert Klemko HATE fun!! They see a bunch of people tackling a dummy of a controversial quarterback who their team is playing on that day and they think it’s some sort of racial statement about white supremacy…or hating Muslims….or equal pay….or homophobia….or abortion…or whatever. You fill in the blank. But in reality it’s just a bunch of people getting liquored up and enjoying the fact that the Bills haven’t been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs yet.

Look, anyone who has been following this blog since we started a couple years ago knows our long and documented history with Bills Mafia. They are the most savage fans in the NFL. And when we go to Buffalo they call us things that are a MILLION times worse than anything that was said about Kaepernick today. But we just laugh it off because Bills Mafia is gonna Bills Mafia. Being crude and offensive is just what they do. We’re pretty crude and offensive ourselves, so we don’t mind it. Only thin skinned wannabe social justice warriors in the media like Robert Klemko care about bad words.

P.S. This guy’s response was fantastic:



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11 Comment(s)
  • Make America White Again
    October 18, 2016 at 10:43 pm

    Love the crosshairs shirt! Shoot Kaepernigger!


  • Trumpsbabypenis
    October 18, 2016 at 1:53 pm

    BobnMic is a bitch

  • KimberlyS
    October 17, 2016 at 11:52 am

    What? Media people are making stuff up again to fit an agenda? I’m SHOCKED!

  • Hugh Beaumont
    October 17, 2016 at 6:08 am

    If Klemko were white he would have been fired long ago. I’m so glad I stopped reading SI, like 25 years ago. LOL

  • Wabbitt
    October 17, 2016 at 1:21 am

    Robert Klemko shot JFK. But I didn’t have my camera out at the time.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    October 16, 2016 at 11:43 pm

    The tweet by Dan Moore is brilliant. People need to relax and have some fun. So many uptight people who lack a sense of humor, we are surrounded by easily offended cry baby bitches. Where are the balls?!

    • BobnMic
      October 17, 2016 at 1:27 am

      Stealing my lines again you idiot?

      • BobnMic's Gerbil
        October 17, 2016 at 3:13 pm

        There you go again acting like a little bitch baby boy. See April? This is the kind of slime that is BobnMic.

      • Cj
        October 17, 2016 at 5:33 pm

        Fuck off bob, no one likes you except your fake multiple personalities

        • Cj2
          October 17, 2016 at 9:10 pm

          Fuck off Feisty. Everybody hates you.

  • Phong
    October 16, 2016 at 11:28 pm

    Meanwhile at the Pat’s HQ:

    That’s why New England is wicked pissa.

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