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Andover Hockey Coach Fully Exonerated After 3 Day Investigation But Principal Won’t Let Him Coach Yet Because Useless DCF Hasn’t Finished Their’s In Over A Month

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Breaking news about the Andover High School hockey scandal……

Case closed. They found out what we found out weeks ago – this entire “scandal” is nothing more than one parent and a corrupt superintendent using state resources to get back at a coach for benching their kids. Failed country music singer Scott Nichols is mad because his kid got demoted to JV this year so he made up a lie about kids not being given food or water during a road trip. Easily produced receipts from Panera Bread, along with emails from coaches telling kids to pack food, water, and snack money, proved that he was lying.

But corrupt, vertically challenged failed fencer Shelley Berman saw this as the opportunity he was waiting for to get revenge on a coach who benched his crappy, hyphenated last name son Dale two years ago. He took it. He wasted taxpayer resources. He lied to parents and the media about the existence of that 6 page letter. He lied about his intentions. And he was backed up by a corrupt hack townie School Committee chairman named Susan McReady who is NOTHING the second she crosses the Andover town line.

It literally took three days for a privately run organization to “investigate” what DCF has been “investigating” for the last month. That’s how useless and corrupt DCF is. This is why kids all over Massachusetts are dying. Because DCF is run by useless maggots who fill their pockets and refuse to do their jobs. It’s time to completely dismantle DCF and have organizations in the private sector compete for the right to contract with the state for these sorts of cases. This is the result of a bloated, public sector organization that doesn’t have to do their job because they’re all getting paid no matter what.

And the principal is completely lying when he says that he has to wait for DCF to complete their investigation. Bullshit. DCF has no control over school personnel matters. They have no authority to tell schools who they can and cannot employ. The Andover Public Schools don’t have to wait for an organization that continually lets kids die under their watch to finish a simple investigation, before resuming business as usual.

Grow a sack Principal Conrad. Tell your carpetbagging boss that this is your school, you’re in charge, and you decide who is coaching your teams. You have the authority to end this right now. The company you hired and spent taxpayer money has reached the conclusion that the coach should be able to coach. Case closed. If he’s not coaching tomorrow then what was the point of that? I understand that it’s bad optics to have a coach under DCF investigation sitting on the bench around kids. But everyone in town knows the truth at this point, so who cares about optics?

Meanwhile, where’s Shelley at? Will he be writing his letter of resignation before or after DCF finally exonerates the coach? Because obviously he cannot stay on board. The letter, the lies, the failed investigation, all the blogs on Turtleboy. If you oversee all of that then you must go. Plus, his ability to fairly assess any coach moving forward will be forever compromised. It is not the job of the superintendent to meddle in coaching decisions. But what made his actions more egregious were his personal connections to this particular coach.

Resign now Shelley, or we’re gonna be forced to do it the hard way. You don’t want that. For once in your pathetic existence, just be a man.

27 Comment(s)
  • Highschool dropout
    February 14, 2018 at 1:27 pm

    Theirs NOT Their’s YOU illiterate moron!

  • Interested Observer
    February 14, 2018 at 10:34 am

    Everyone knew this was coming. They did the right thing by reporting the results of the investigation so quickly. DCF needs a fire to move their asses, the coaches have suffered waaaaay too much for nothing. It is absolutely ridiculous that this was needed in the first place. The person who filed the complaint deserves a whole lot worse than he is getting for starting this whole thing.

    Having said this, I suspect that the DCF investigation is taking so long because:
    1) They are a state run agency and states can’t run shit.
    2) They probably aren’t investigating what everyone seems to be focused on. I suspect that this has very little to do with the varsity team. If you believe the reports about the wannabe country singer, known to be vendetta seeking daddy of a kid that got cut. His kid is a JV player. Panera receipts don’t count, the varsity team went there before/during the JV game. If one of the JV kids asked something like, the food at the rink sucks are we going to stop on the way home, and the answer was yes then the coaches don’t pass with flying colors. The coaches still pass because this is a ludicrous exercise and they absolutely did not willfully withhold food. It is just harder to really find out what happened, and potentially even harder to report results like ‘you coaches are still good but you need to be more careful’ without destroying their lives for what would be, if true, a trivial mistake.

    My $.02 anyway

    • Selmo
      February 14, 2018 at 10:15 pm

      That kind of nuance can be tolerated at the AD level, not DCF. If all it amounts to is one kid had a bad unofficial communication (in contrast to the official email that said to prepare food) then DCF should have already admitted it was a waste of time. This is my biggest fear, actually, that their conclusion will be “unfounded” but they’ll make some reference to things that “could have been done better” that will allow progressives who can’t deal with the reality of the consequences of their “wait and see” attitude to convince themselves they were justified.

  • taxpayer
    February 14, 2018 at 9:36 am

    “Because DCF is run by useless maggots who fill their pockets and refuse to do their jobs”

    A sentence that bears repeating. Truer words have never been spoken.

  • Beth
    February 14, 2018 at 9:08 am

    The Boston Herald publishes a list of state worker’s salaries. Most DCF “social workers” make upwards of $80,000 a year. And there are TONS of them. Yet they are always whining they are underpaid and understaffed. I call bullshit.

  • Buzza
    February 14, 2018 at 1:00 am

    Oh and BTW, former Athletic Rirector got a whiff and got out of Dodge(wink wink also Hamilton-Wenham AD). Just sayin….

  • Principal Andrae Townsel
    February 13, 2018 at 9:42 pm

    Westland Michigan already filled the position for Assistant Superintendent for Culture, Climate, and Social Emotional Learning. However, Superintendent for Culture, Climate, and Social Emotional Learning might still be open.

  • John Barker
    February 13, 2018 at 9:16 pm

    Another plot filled in the TBS Graveyard!!

  • Chip Striker
    February 13, 2018 at 9:13 pm

    Well said Turtleboy!!!

    The turtle exposed this right away, gave Andover school personnel the answers and they still fucked it up.

    Do the right thing Shelley, for once and resign.

    • Buzza
      February 14, 2018 at 12:31 am

      Wow two. Loser superintendents in row. McGrath got run out of Hamilton- Wenham because of poor failed budget management and now you have a another loser. Note to Andover do a better job researching your candidates.

    • Buzza
      February 14, 2018 at 12:34 am

      Wow two loser superintendents in a row. McGrath got run out of Hamilton- Wenham because of poor failed budget management and now you have a another loser. Note to Andover do a better job researching your candidates. Check out Gutless Conrad s record at Hamilton Wenham

  • Ralph
    February 13, 2018 at 9:10 pm

    It doesn’t look good Shelley!

  • Nunya
    February 13, 2018 at 8:19 pm

    Bashing DCF becuase they’re still completing an investigation in bullshit. Dozens and dozens of kids parents and staff have to be interviewed, which your blogs have mentioned, all while a this investigator still has other cases of actual neglect and abuse. Go ahead and bitch about the Andover principal for not doing his job but not dcf for doing their 

    • Screw PC
      February 14, 2018 at 7:32 am

      Because DCF is doing their job finally instead of still letting kids die on their incompetent watch?

      Fist fuck yourself, cunt.

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    kevin's 9 iron
    February 13, 2018 at 8:04 pm

    Sorry I give the principal credit for reaching a conclusion that quickly. Actually kind of a middle finger to the fencer.

  • AHS Player from Another Century
    February 13, 2018 at 7:49 pm

    Fantastic work blowing this thing sky high. I hope those responsible get what’s coming to them. 

  • Travis Rearick
    Roy G Biv
    February 13, 2018 at 7:38 pm

    I hope at their next school assembly they chant a turtleboy chant when Mrs Berman makes an appearance.

  • Shelley wins
    February 13, 2018 at 7:24 pm

    And after wasting all that time and money and failing yet another school system he probably has a gigantic pension waiting for him.

  • Andy
    February 13, 2018 at 7:21 pm

    Maybe Tom Scott and Glenn Koochie-koo can comment on whether the school actually has to wait for the dcf investigation to be completed before the coach comes back. They are the know it alls, aren’t they?

  • Johnny5
    February 13, 2018 at 7:03 pm

    Andover is a laughing stock. Couldn’t have botched this any worse IMO

  • Mark D
    February 13, 2018 at 6:58 pm

    What a fucking joke. Time to clean house in Andover. Everybody except the hockey coaches. Start with that fat cow school committee retard.

  • Well, No Shit
    February 13, 2018 at 6:46 pm

    You don’t say?

    Who saw that coming?

  • Hugh Jass
    February 13, 2018 at 6:28 pm

    The Herald ran this over an hour ago. TB is the Ron Borges of bloggers, it would seem. Snicker…

    • White Cop
      February 14, 2018 at 7:26 am

      Whatever. Your gay ass is gonna be arraigned next Tuesday for drinking and driving home from the Ramrod, Tinkerbelle. See, Monday is a holiday. I get you one extra day, but not in the way you want, faggot. Snicker.

      Oh, but now you’ll probably take the Orange Line instead of driving and go hang out at Fritz or Club Cafe. Or maybe even Jacques. Snicker.

      Or… maybe you’ll stay in this weekend with a few bottles of Chardonnay falsely reporting the Turtleboy app for pornography. Right?

      We’ve got eyes everywhere, twinkie.


      • Hugh Jass
        February 14, 2018 at 8:58 am

        You do not have the mental capacity to find anyone, nevermind someone so manifestly your intellectual superior. The average cop IQ nationwide is 85. 85! Barely literate! Snicker…

        • White Cop
          February 14, 2018 at 9:13 am

          We’ll see. That’s good by the way, I want you to think I’m stupid. Just keep being unfoundedly smug and have a “Cosmo”, princess. Snicker.

          • Hugh Jass
            February 14, 2018 at 11:57 am

            Just look for my pride bumper stickers, big boy. Smooches!

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