Anyone Know This Warwick Jorts Lopez Who Kept His Cute Puppy Dog Looked In Hot BMW And Cussed Out A Good Samaritan While He Went Shopping At BJ’s?

Anyone Know This Warwick Jorts Lopez Who Kept His Cute Puppy Dog Looked In Hot BMW And Cussed Out A Good Samaritan While He Went Shopping At BJ’s?

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It’s summer time in New England which can only mean one thing – time to shame some people for leaving dogs inside steaming hot cars on 90 degree days. Here’s one out of Warwick, Rhode Island:

Shaming assholes – a tradition like none other. And of course he’s a jorts guy in a beamer. A special kind of dooshnozzle. Oh, and according to his decal, he’s looking for someone to replace his wife. Shocking that he’s divorced. Seems like such an easy guy to get along with.

Seriously though, what the hell are you thinking? You couldn’t even crack a window dude? Don’t you know people are on the lookout for this shit in the summer? There’s literally soccer moms with iPhones patrolling every parking lot in New England throughout the entire month of July.

Here’s my question – why can’t these poonstachios leave their dogs at home while they run to BJ’s to get a deal on bulk hemorrhoid cream? Seriously, what’s the point? It’s not like you’re doing it so your dog can take a shit, since you wouldn’t bring him in your BMW if you thought he was gonna drop his wonder nuggets off in the front seat. More than likely he realizes that the market for bald guys in shorts isn’t a strong one, so the only way he can try to attract chicks is by driving around with his cute puppy in a beamer as he sprays himself with bulk supplies of Ax Body Spray.

Anyway, the picture isn’t great but there is a plate number. From what I’ve read in the comments on this lady’s page they haven’t outed the guy yet. So we’d figure we would share it to see if any turtle riders can can run these plates or identify Mr. Jorts Center himself. Send us a message on Facebook if you do.


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3 Comment(s)
  • Dot Guy
    July 3, 2017 at 4:29 pm

    Jesus Christ, you animal rightists are as bad as SJW’s. Clearly, the guy was only away from the car for a few minutes, at best. The dog looks perfectly fine and you’re an asshole for going all crazy fucking cat lady on him. No, I’m not the guy in jorts, and I don’t know him, and yes, I love animals, have my own, and when I’ve had dogs, they went with me everywhere I went. I also know people like you, who claim to care more for animals than anything else, but the reality is you are a sad and pathetic, angry excuse for a woman, and yeah, it’s always a bat shit crazy chick doing the animal justice warrior shit. My guess is your house looks like the trailer mom’s profiled in this blog recently. YOU ARE A FUCKING NUT.

    • Dot Guy Wearing Jorts
      July 3, 2017 at 4:53 pm

      Psssst. I’m lying. I am the guy wearing jorts.

    • Serbs love puppy steaks on the grill
      July 3, 2017 at 4:57 pm

      I swear there is a whole posse of these animal rights nutjobs who drive around watching for someone to walk away from their car with an animal in it, so they can jump into the nearest phone booth, don their superhero cape, and snap selfies of them coming to the rescue for posting on facebook, instagram, and twatter.

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