Anyone Recognize This Methadone Mastodon Nodding Off Next To Her Screaming Baby After One Too Many Masshealth Mojitos On Orange Line Back To Malden?

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A turtle rider sent us a video last week while we were on vacation of a methadone mastodon nodding off while her baby daughter screamed right in front of her, with the following explanation:

I was on the train today (orange line, I got on at Back Bay heading in Oak Grove direction) and saw this mother nodding out (probably comin from gettin dosed at the clinic). She had her child present in the carriage (roughly 12–16 months old baby girl) and for some reason she had a leads taped to her chest, her boobs bubbling outta her tank top & coochie cutter shorts full blown nodding out. Unfortunately I had my headphones in so you can’t hear the sound. But as she was nodding out her little daughter kept screaming crying “mama mama mama mama mommy mommy”… Myself and many others were horrified, so when I was getting off the train I said something to he. I know you have DCF connects, just wondering if you could share this with them or post this in hopes someone will know her/be able to figure out who she is because she should not be alone with her child. 

God that’s horrifying. Think of how neglected that poor baby is at home. If this is how “Mom” is on a crowded Subway, what happens when she nods off after her latest bender with Diego in their section 8 crackden? The kid is crying out for help, but unfortunately she had the misfortune of coming out of this methfaced mammary gland, so there was no one there to help her.

She had to do what she always does – look at a stranger with the “are you gonna help me out or what?” face:

You can tell just by the way the kid looks at her mother that it’s not the first time this has happened…

Just another trip home on the red line. Mommy had one too many Masshealth Mojitos at the free clinic.

Seriously though, what the hell is with those things in her gerber servers?

Is she charging her tittoos or did she just rob a hospital?

Anyway, someone out there must know who this methadone mastodon is. We need her name people. The emailer is right – everyone who works for DCF reads Turtleboy. It’s irresponsible for them not to. Many, many ratchets have been flagged and their kids taken away from them as a direct result of Turtleboy blogs. This kid is in danger every day she is forced to look to this slambox for sustenance. She was probably headed towards Somerville or Malden. Email or message us on Facebook if you can identify her. All sources are confidential as always.

30 Comment(s)
  • Sally sue
    August 26, 2018 at 8:20 am

    That’s NOT a methadone nod she took something with her methadone or is a heroin addict. So sick of people stigmatizing methadone all I can say is personally that shit saved my life! I’ve been clean 6 yrs I took nothing else with it so I NEVER had a nod. People like that is the reason everybody thinks methadone makes u out of it. It doesn’t it’s the shit they mix with it that gives the “nod”. How come nobody on the train said something to her? That’s insane nobody said anything wtf!

  • Adam
    August 21, 2018 at 8:04 am

    Wow this is really low hanging fruit…TB you gotta step up your game up and the rider who sent this has no morals. If they cared they would have asked if she was ok. Not everyone is on drugs…

  • Chet Manley
    August 21, 2018 at 7:47 am

    This is what it looks like when you shove three hundred pounds of shit into clothes meant for one hundred pounds. I’ll bet that fat fuck thinks she looks hot with all those fucking fat rolls on display. The real puzzling factor is how in the fuck some dude was able to get wood to throw it into that hog. I guess some mysteries are best left unsolved.

  • Dose not matter
    August 21, 2018 at 12:28 am

    You are a fucking lier why don’t you come forward if you were oh so concerned why you didn’t ask if I was okay oh wait you forgot to video when I took my child out of her stroller to stand on the seat and play and when I made her a bottle I have several medical conditions not to mention I wake up 2 times per night with my daughter and every day at 5am to get us ready so who ever the fuck you are why don’t you come forward with your fucking name you fuck face

    • Titties
      August 21, 2018 at 1:53 am

      Tits or gtfo

  • deadbeats
    August 20, 2018 at 11:39 pm

    1. Can’t buy clothes that cover her up, but can get her nails done…
    2. Doesn’t the MBTA have cops anymore? If the person who sent this in was that concerned, why didn’t he/she notify them?

  • Not everyone is on drugs!
    August 20, 2018 at 9:42 pm

    I’m gonna go and agree with everyone else here. Those leads are def connected to a monitor of some sorts. The child looks extremely well taken care of, shes clean, looks well fed, strollers nice. Who care if she has tattoos and short shorts on.that doesnt mean anything. Quit being so quick to judge someone, always assuming someone is on drugs. News flash, the whole world isnt on drugs. Shit I dont have kids and I fall asleep all the time like this. I. Always worried someones gonna take a picture of me thinking I’m on drugs. Like cmon now guys. This baby looks fine, she has a bottle, then she has a pacifier. Hopefully if DCF does show up the case is closed and she sends in proof to you assholes. Theres people out there who you can tell are clearly on drugs, and then there are people like this. You can tell shes not. Always assuming someones on drugs, it really irks me. Smh.

  • 2 scoops moose tracks in a chocolate waffle cone
    August 20, 2018 at 9:31 pm

    She must produce lots of milk. Women are the cows of humans but they never make ice cream because they are selfish. The electrical pads are for a computer to control her milk production same as cows.

  • anon
    August 20, 2018 at 9:14 pm

    May want to adhere to the crowd and take down this topic It is weak story.
    ANow If she nodded off and the baby stroller rolled down into the next subway car, that would be different and noteworthy.

    Now if there is video of the person taking the video of the mother and baby, THAT would be a good video story

    ur the best TBS!

  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    August 20, 2018 at 9:03 pm

    Who’s gonna own up to fucking that Sasquach????

    • Nobody asked for your dick
      August 20, 2018 at 9:11 pm

      I think she has sexy eyes actually.

    • pig fucker
      August 20, 2018 at 9:41 pm

      Actually this heffer aint half bad looking. Pre baby and before the junk days id say she was pretty decent. Im actually kinda surprised the baby is white based on how she looks now

      • Pig fucker
        August 25, 2018 at 8:33 pm

        After reading this blog again and the comments by others, i take back what i said. I think this chick may have a medical condition and is not a junkie. As others have said the baby looks clean and normal and well taken care of. The tittooed lady is clean looking as well, well maintained with her hair looking good, nails and toes done, and makeup looking good. She’s a big girl but is sexy looking, although some may not like her exposing her chubbiness. Also looks like she may have a ring on her ring finger. Id say she’s likely traveling back to oak grove and lives in malden/melrose area near the t station. Just my guess. I also think this blog should be taken down, i imagine it must be embarrassing for her and her family. Just my .02

    • MCG’s smoke detector batteries
      August 20, 2018 at 11:53 pm

      Ashamed to say it, but would. And would again. A little plump below the boobies, but face is cute

      • MCG’s smoke detector batteries
        August 20, 2018 at 11:56 pm

        but she has to take the leads off first

  • Steve
    August 20, 2018 at 8:46 pm

    You are dead wrong, obviously the EKG leads are connected, probably checking this woman for a legit medical condition. How would any reasonable person think that this is ok to blog about ? You’re really reaching with this one.

  • Worst Tb blog wver
    August 20, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    What a dumb blog….let’s just find a random picture and make up a story about it

  • bill fleming
    August 20, 2018 at 1:52 pm

    Compared to the Red Line which is a moving asylum the Orange line is safe except when the school kids return and Forest Hills is renamed Clockwork Orange.

    • Curtis Blow
      August 20, 2018 at 2:25 pm

      Obviously you are not from Boston nor have you spent much time on the T because everyone knows the Orange line as Congo Cruise especially after Washington going tom Dudley

  • SMH
    August 20, 2018 at 11:59 am

    At least she is giving the baby formula so the baby doesn’t get addicted (again). It’s formula and not breast milk because moms use smaller bottles for pumped milk. The low cut shirt exposing electrodes, tats, hair, earrings, shorts etc. is pretty trashy.

  • Idk
    August 20, 2018 at 11:51 am

    I had to wear a heart monitor after my son was born. He was five months old when I found out I had hashimotos. A severe thyroid disease caused by giving birth to my son. I was drop dead tired all the time. And when I got my year results back the dr actually said he was surprised I hadn’t fallen into a coma because I was so sick. I thought I was tired cause I was a mom to a five year old and just had another baby. Sometimes things are not what they seem.

    • Idk
      August 20, 2018 at 11:53 am

      *blood test results* sorry for my type-o. 🙂

  • DCF kills kids
    August 20, 2018 at 10:47 am

    I usually enjoy reading your blogs, but this one is pure garbage. I can’t believe this was posted. whoever sent this in looking to sick DCF on this mother is a garbage person.

    • Government Kills
      August 20, 2018 at 2:27 pm

      The FDA kills people too that’s why the sales manager at NECC is getting immunity for questionable testimony.

  • Some guy
    August 20, 2018 at 10:25 am

    Looks like a portable heart monitor system etc. This is one story that is weak and after watching the video thrice I don’t think any methadone or other substances are involved. Just a tired mom with a crappy ticker.

  • Cleavon Buford
    August 20, 2018 at 10:13 am

    Sorry TB but this one is weak. I’ve been around when women in my family who had babies. They’re constantly exhausted. Also those leads on her chest are for some kind of heart monitor device so between being a mom with a small child and quite possibly having a heart condition on top of that, you need pump the breaks on this one. Not to mention that in both video clips the baby has a pacifier and then a bottle. So the mom was clearly not neglecting her child. And babies cry when they want shit, that’s their only real form of communication until they can form basic sentences, I mean come on, have you never been around babies?

  • Sandy McGusterson
    August 20, 2018 at 9:56 am

    Those leads are probably for a halter monitor; a wearable EKG device that records heartbeats so they can be reviewed later by a doctor.

  • JJ
    August 20, 2018 at 9:52 am

    Yeah, because mothers of one year olds are never sleep deprived. I guess the baby whipped that pacifier and then the bottle out of its diaper by itself

    • The Mooch.
      August 20, 2018 at 10:23 am

      If you don’t know those are heroin nods then it just means you most likely live a sheltered life.

      • Moochy Smoochy
        August 20, 2018 at 7:34 pm

        Hey mooch..gfy

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