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AOC Accuses Republican Senator John Cornyn Of Quoting Mussolini, Doesn’t Realize He’s Referring To Her Because She Is Very, Very Stupid

 

I don’t like to blog about politics, but Alexandria Ocascio-Cortez Veracruz De La Hoya is just a never ending sea of entertainment. I can’t stop watching here. She’s every dumb ratchet broad we’ve ever blogged about, except she’s in Congress. I could probably write a book about her, but I think I’ll just do a little blog like this whenever she says something incredibly dumb and I wanna laugh about it. Republican Texas Senator John Cornyn tweeted this a few hours ago:

I don’t even know what he’s talking about exactly, but the fact that he quoted Mussolini PROBABLY means that he’s suggesting that the democrats are acting like dictators by creating bigger government that restricts personal freedoms. I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that he’s specifically referring to the Green New Deal, because he used the word “complicated,” and the GND would cut down on individual freedoms (to have flatulent cows, to keep your money, to not have your home chopped down, etc).

Again, I don’t know exactly what this is about, but using my adult superpowers of deduction, I am going to guess that he is NOT quoting Mussolini because he’s a big fan.

Moron didn’t see it that way:

I can’t. I just can’t.

Forget all the talk about socialism and a living wage. She actually thinks a Senator from Texas is out here pimping Mussolini with no shame on Twitter. She has no idea that he’s actually quoting Mussolini because he’s criticizing her Green New Deal. She looked at this tweet, smugly said to herself “that will show him,” and then hit send anyway.

This is what you get when you elect a bartender to Congress. I for one hope that she never stops talking, and that Nancy Pelosi continues to keep the leash off of her. She’s so fascinating to watch. I could do a column like this every day.

 

 

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51 Comment(s)
  • Independent Thinker
    February 27, 2019 at 7:17 am

    Gotta love today’s headline where she says, “I worked for tips.” She probably wasn’t very good at her job, most likely because of her confrontational attitude. I know quite a few bartenders who do not want to raise the minimum server wage to $15 or $20 (with no tips) because they would be forced to take a pay cut, but the deadbeats would like it because they will make more for doing absolutely nothing to make their customers’ experience an outstanding one. I tend to think some of this has more to do with unionizing food and beverage workers, rather than ensuring that they get a “living wage.”

    What about those who work on commissions? If they don’t sell anything this week, they make no money? Should they get a “living wage?” Many in sales would also say to leave things alone.

  • Arch Stanton
    Al Bundy
    February 26, 2019 at 10:19 pm

    “Alexandria Ocascio-Cortez Veracruz De La Hoya”. You forgot “Cardinalle”. I would know, she reported on me many times. Including my famous beer tax and nursing in public campaigns.

  • SUCKITTREBEK
    February 26, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    Id shoot or march every one of those losers on to the boxcar if they try to steal anymore of my money. Their lamination is already a source of joy. please god let us end this infestation.

  • Walter "I would go down on AOC" Bird
    February 26, 2019 at 12:53 pm

    TB is wrong. He says that she is a moron because she was a bartender. Not true at all. I believe that people with many different occupations and backgrounds can do a bang up darn better job in Congress than a lot of idiots in there now. Her problem is she was educated by snowflake professors with a moronic agenda and she was gullible enough to drink the kool-aid.

  • bigdaddy
    Sarah Palin
    February 26, 2019 at 12:27 pm

    Compared to her I am Mensa material

  • Hugh Mungous
    February 26, 2019 at 10:17 am

    Easy fact when it comes to global warming, the Laurentide ice sheet. 14,000 years ago Massholia was under a glacier. Hence the Kettles all over Cape Cod, mostly in Wellfleet and Truro. So the glacier has been retreating steadily since and is now only in northern Canada yet we’ve only had combustion engines since the early 20th century. Fuck off you Horsetooth jack ass

  • z
    February 26, 2019 at 10:13 am

    I’m sure you would have when you had your drinking problem.

    Probably Kitty Dukakis would have too when she was draining anti-freeze out of car radiators to get buzzed.

    • z
      February 26, 2019 at 10:15 am

      Ooops. This was a reply to Betty Ford way at the bottom.

  • Big Wick
    February 26, 2019 at 10:09 am

    What a train wreck. How she even got on the ballot, I haven’t a clue. But it says more about the constituents who voted for her and ratchets like them that has me baffled. AOC; Rachael Rollins; even my own governor, Emperor Andrew F’ing Cuomo. Who ARE these stupid people electing them.

    AOC IS entertaining, though, inspiring quite clever memes. So are the satire Facebook pages, “Alexandria Occasional-Cortex” and “Alexandria Occasional-Kotex.”
    I love laughing at them; it keeps me from crying over them taking over. God help us all.

  • Corky Thatcher
    February 26, 2019 at 10:04 am

    This broad wanted to hire me as her head advisor. I turned her down when I realized she thought the House of Representatives was a family with the surname “Representatives”. I knew the choice I had to make when she said “When do we meet Mr and Mrs Representatives”?

  • Ill Duce
    February 26, 2019 at 9:49 am

    Fuck employees. FICA, unemployment all that shit costs like 40% of what you’re paying them. I just hire 1099 people.

    Global warming is a hoax with all the temperatures doctored. There is no formula for how much carbon= how high the temperature. Pretty much because there is no relationship except on Venus maybe.
    Anyhoo it’s too fucking cold anyway. Cold not warming destroys civilizations. Glaciers destroy populated areas. Crops fail causing such wonderful things as the 100 Years War and the French Revolution. Warming creates wine industries in the UK. Palm trees in Central Park. Good shit like that,

    She’s dangerous and in saner times would be put down like a rabid dog.

  • Jeff G
    Tim Murray's Designated Driver
    February 26, 2019 at 9:23 am

    HOLY HELL!!! To give this ex super ratchet now dignified(lefty says) a voice is dangerous. She’s become the Pied Piper of her lefty loony agenda and instead of snakes following her, it’s alot of people with their heads on completely backwards. The GND…….OMG Can you imagine? PLEASE. Unfortunately, now that she’s pulled up a seat and got a taste of the gubmint trough, she ain’t goin nowhere. If reppin the peeps was pro bono like back in the day, we’d never have heard of her. I wish she’d just go back to being a petty thief. And btw…….I can smell her leaky fish tank from here.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    February 26, 2019 at 9:08 am

    Teeth like Freddy Mercury.

  • The Weekend
    February 26, 2019 at 8:24 am

    Queen of All Imbeciles AOC is without question the most ignorant, immoral, arrogant, insane ratchet ever In Congress.

    All you need to know about her is that she was a lowlife bartender who stole all the tips from her fellow wait staff. She would’ve been a Turtlenoy regular if she hadn’t hooked up with her golden scam of Neo-communism.

  • Travis Rearick
    February 26, 2019 at 8:24 am

    Progressivism and far-leftism is just “nice fascism”. Jonah Goldberg’s book “Liberal Fascism” provides a good explanation for this.

  • The writing on the wall
    February 26, 2019 at 8:18 am

    Like it or not she’s the future of the party. The wealth gap is getting worse and the speed is accelerating. The far left is the only group that seems to be acknowledging the full implications of the fourth industrial revolution. We either adopt a system that has us share more of the wealth including with people who have zero inclination to be productive or Silicon Valley takes all of it.

    • Rockets Redglare
      February 26, 2019 at 8:50 am

      If she’s the future of the party we’ll be safe for a while (at least until we die). “The wealth gap is getting worse”. The uber wealthy already pay (at least) 80% of our taxes, but that’s not enough you want more. They should not be penalized further for their success. Get over it.
      “Adopt a system that has us share more of the wealth including with people who have zero inclination to be productive”. So people should be rewarded for their decision not to be a productive member of society? Lord have mercy we face surefire extinction.
      So wind and solar is the fourth industrial revolution? Go easy on the kool aid it can have adverse health effects.
      Save the whales man…

      • The writing on the wall
        February 26, 2019 at 10:01 am

        I don’t think that the green new deal achieves anything beyond absorbing an impending onslaught of idle labor. I’m a lifelong libertarian who made a career out of downsizing organizations before becoming a middle man that funnels investment dollars into new technologies the vast majority of which are designed to eliminate humans from a broad array of processes. I’m not suggesting that anyone adopt any particular political ideology I’m just saying that we can’t underestimate what’s unfolding. The reason that Silicon Valley is inexplicably leftist is because leftist ideology works better for the concentration of power that’s taking place in plain sight. The left wants to control every aspect of people’s lives and the means to accomplish that is AI.

        • bigdaddy
          bigdaddy
          February 26, 2019 at 12:20 pm

          You seriously cant believe any of that ?
          BTW mom is calling come upstairs your mac and cheese is ready

        • Rockets Redglare
          February 26, 2019 at 12:59 pm

          This thought makes more sense to me than your last. Agree we are going to see a massive shift due to robots/AI. That started long ago. How many years have robot welders been on auto assembly lines? Did the world come to an end? There are currently 7.3 million open job positions. How many of those are AI targets I don’t know.
          Before the tax and spend democrats go on full assault against the wealthy look first at how much money is pissed away. 1.63 billion a year for illegals? Cut the shit. Human error costs 300 billion a year.
          Billion dollar giveaways to fucktards like Cali for wet dream rail fantasies. It’s a long list. Start your search for money there…

          • Rockets Redglare
            February 26, 2019 at 1:02 pm

            OOPS should have typed 163 billion not 1.63..

    • z
      February 26, 2019 at 8:56 am

      “zero inclination to be productive”

      I’d be all for work to eat and the outlawing of backhoes.
      Here’s your shovel, dig!!

      Maglev trains and their tracks aren’t going to build themselves comrade.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    February 26, 2019 at 8:13 am

    The Ratchets elected her, there will be a new party forming soon. The Ratchet Party. It will be run with people just like AOC and it’s gonna hit the hard working every day folks the hardest. We will be working only to support the ratchets. Just like N Korea. Only the money won’t go to the power, it will go to the ratchets…

  • Independent Thinker
    February 26, 2019 at 7:59 am

    She’s an embarrassment to anyone with a degree from Boston University.

    Feel free to give a $20 an hour to McDonalds workers. They will just be replaced with robots and kiosks. These jobs were never meant to be full-time jobs for adults.

    • Travis Rearick
      February 26, 2019 at 8:29 am

      They already are. I gladly step right up to the kiosk when I walk in and see one. And the funniest part of it all? McDonald’s actually forces employees to tell customers to use the kiosk, when they themselves are standing at the front counter! The same workers that will be let go are aiding in the eventual consequences, a genius plan.

      • The writing on the wall
        February 26, 2019 at 8:46 am

        Make no mistake, the robots are coming for all of our jobs. Certain skilled trades may remain safe for another generation at best but everyone else is going to have a lot of free time on their hands.

        • Y
          February 26, 2019 at 9:42 am

          Learn to code

          • Hugh-Bo Mont
            February 26, 2019 at 12:57 pm

            or fix robots.

  • z
    February 26, 2019 at 7:48 am

    Newsweek – the former magazine – now lefty mouth-piece had this as their first stab at this story when they knee jerked this gem:

    “Benito Mussolini was the fascist dictator of Italy from 1925 until he was killed during World War II in 1945, according to history.com. The leader known as Il Duce, or “The Leader,” sided with Germany’s Adolf Hitler during the war.”

    “According to history.com.” WTF????? Sure, you might get the starting year wrong, but “According”? How about “For more information on Mussolini, go to history.com”? There’s no according you fucks. The only alternate viewpoint is Mussolini was misunderstood or didn’t exist at all.

    This was their 2nd stab:

    “Mussolini, the godfather of fascism who inspired Adolf Hitler and had allied with Nazi Germany during the Second World War, ruled Italy from 1922 until 1943. He was executed in 1945 aged 61. ”

    Having to tell your readers who a WWII player was is very sad. If the left pushes “Hitler” 24/7 you’d think they’d know the players. That tells me the words Hitler and fascist are just some “Not Us” words for them. Nazis are fascists on steroids and meth (the SS were big meth heads and in the regular military it was also used – look it up). And there’s nothing good to say about fascists.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Alexandria Ocascio-Cortez Veracruz De La Hoya
    February 26, 2019 at 7:47 am

    “I’m the boss. How about that?”

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Liawatha
      February 26, 2019 at 10:09 am

      I stand behind Alexandria Ocascio-Cortez Veracruz De La Hoya. I embrace Alexandria Ocascio-Cortez Veracruz De La Hoya’s New Green Deal. Ifully support Alexandria Ocascio-Cortez Veracruz De La Hoya. Alexandria Ocascio-Cortez Veracruz De La Hoya is a brave empowered woman of color, much like myself.

  • John Q Public
    February 26, 2019 at 7:18 am

    Just keep talking sweetheart, your doing great!

  • Randall Guy is gay
    February 26, 2019 at 7:10 am

    spick bitch

  • Clitty Litter
    February 26, 2019 at 6:26 am

    I’ll bet she shags like a minx.

  • Rockets Redglare
    February 26, 2019 at 6:25 am

    Her credit score is 430, and she’s on the financial ways and means committee. Start stashing your cash in coffee cans in the backyard….

  • WTF
    February 26, 2019 at 6:19 am

    Hard to believe it, but yeah, the fucking democrats elected the stupidest person they could find. This bitch is really fucking stupid. And TB writer, you are right; you could easily write at least one story per day about the fucking retarded shit she says or puts on social media. Every fucking day it is something just as fucking stupid as the last. Keep it up!!!

    • z
      February 26, 2019 at 8:35 am

      Her green initiative is a spruced up version of Cambodia, (Democratic Kampuchea) that Pol Pot envisioned. His ideal society ideas that were implemented were so fucking bad the Vietnamese went after him because Vietnams Communism wasn’t “woke” enough.

      It’s also one of the reasons Vietnam isn’t that jiggy with China. China supported Pol Pot.

      To think the USA had 58,000+ dead in Vietnam and today I can buy Columbia + Under Armour winter coats made in Vietnam. What a waste of life to prove some kind of point.

  • Richyrich
    February 26, 2019 at 4:35 am

    She’s getting more attention than she deserves. Her legislative accomplishments are zero at this point. You can create all of the noise in visual furt you like, but at the end of the day if you don’t do something real for the people in your district and you don’t have a record to run on, I don’t know how much campaign money you’re going to one mass and without that you’re gone. I don’t think labeling her as “very stupid“, however, is accurate. If she was very stupid she would not of besten a Long time, well-financed congressman in the primary.

    • z
      February 26, 2019 at 9:23 am

      Warren begs to differ.

    • Ebenezer
      February 26, 2019 at 12:12 pm

      The average congressional district has about 725,000 residents. Of that number, about 75% (544,000) are over 18. Let’s say about two-thirds of those (364,000) are registered to vote. So out of those 364,000 registered voters, do you know how many voted in the Democratic primary in Cortez’ district? Less than 27,000, of whom 16,000 voted for her. Since no Republican could possibly win that district in a general election, the 16,000 who voted for her in the primary essentially put her in Congress. You don’t have to be an Einstein to get 16,000 people to vote for you, especially if you’re a moonbat in a moonbat district.

    • Ed "Mr. Frosty" Markey, D-Couch
      February 26, 2019 at 3:31 pm

      I’ve been in Congress for more than forty years, and I haven’t done shit.

  • Nostradamus
    February 26, 2019 at 3:21 am

    She will be gone in two years and you can bank it; until then she is God’s gift to the sane.

  • White Lives Matter
    February 26, 2019 at 3:13 am

    Cornyn has benn a Hiltsr ally for years. If you have a problem with it, congrats! You’re liberal trash.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      February 26, 2019 at 6:22 am

      Anyone? Anyone at all?

      • z
        February 26, 2019 at 9:19 am

        What’s the point. We all know it’s just some prog trying to score some “TB lets racists post” points.

    • Jim
      February 26, 2019 at 11:41 am

      I’m guessing you’re Alexandra Ocrazyio Cortex because you spell like a typical BU grad

  • Turd el-Buoi
    February 26, 2019 at 12:59 am

    She has no clue who il Duce is. Her handlers write the tweets. All the more stupid.

  • Frank
    February 25, 2019 at 11:42 pm

    She is a very dangerous woman, she is going to push the narrative of the world ending in 12 years, so the sheep will start to believe it. Once they believe it all bets are off because you wouldn’t fight fair if you thought the world depended on it for its survival.

    • Oorah
      February 26, 2019 at 3:30 am

      They won’t last 24 hours, pussy snowflakes don’t have the guts for it and if they push I will show them theirs.

    • Fat Mike
      February 26, 2019 at 5:51 am

      I’m pretty sure their goal is to try nationalizing major industries. They’ve been trying to do it with healthcare, and now they’re coming after the energy sector under the guise of CLIMATE CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Sorry, but none of us actually give a fuck about climate change. Fact. We can pretend do, but we really don’t.

  • Betty Ford
    February 25, 2019 at 11:35 pm

    Still wouldn’t hit that

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