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Apparently We Pay Jen Roy $50,000 A Year To Be Melinda Boone’s Cheerleader In WPS Newsletter

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So despite the fact that Turtleboy Sports has exposed the fact that their “Communications Specialist” Jen Roy is extremely bad at communications, she remains on the job. Because as we discussed on Turtleboy Tuesdays today, there’s pretty much nothing you can do to lose your job when you work for Melinda Boone.

But what exactly does Jen Roy do to earn her $50,000 salary? A salary that did not exist at this time last year. I mean, she MUST do something really, really vital, or else why would Boone feel the need to create this position out of thin air? Whatever she does on a day to day basis MUST be more valuable to the children of Worcester than a classroom teacher. Right?

Well, here’s a Jen Roy creation that Dr. Boone sent out in an email to Worcester Public School teachers today. Basically it’s become clear after reading this 5 page digital newsleter, that Jen Roy’s official job is to be Melinda Boone’s agent. Let’s check it out. Here’s page 1:

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So let me get this straight. Dr. Boone hired Jen Roy, and paid her salary from our tax dollars, in order to have her own personal cheerleader? Fantastic. I’m glad that I am now aware that she did a cameo on the weather channel three months ago. Also, we are optimistic about the weather for the spring, which is now almost over. Thank God for Jen Roy. I don’t know how the WPS could survive without this newsletter.

 

Page 2

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Oh look, a photo op of Dr. Boone reading books to school children. She must be really good at her job. And look, we got the State Treasurer to come and visit the only school in Worcester that any politician seems to give a shit about. How could I survive without these photographs of the greatness that is Dr. Melinda Boone?

 

 

Page 3

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I love Waltah!!!! But seriously, I’m glad to see that while her tyrant of a principal at North High School was calling one of her teachers a racist in a faculty email, she was doing photo ops with that guy from the Celtics who cost the Cavaliers a chance at the NBA Championship.

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Page 4

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Oh good, another photo op. Here I thought there were more pressing things Dr. Boone should be taking care of. Like doing something about the fact that kids are bringing guns to school like it’s going out of style. But little did I realize there was a photo op that simply couldn’t be missed.

 

Page 5 represents EVERYTHING that is wrong with Dr. Boone:

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You see all that shit? That’s code word for “look at my cool chart.” And you know she’s obviously an important dignitary since she’s sitting at a table with a white table cloth draping it. But seriously, look at some of the codewords Jen Roy uses to explain how she fixed the dropout rate at North High.

  • Credit recovery – You didn’t do shit all year and your average in this class is a 24, so I want you to write this book report that I won’t read so that you can graduate. That will magically bring your cumulative average up 41 points.
  • Graduation coaches – Six figure salaried position created to babysit kids and make sure they graduate. If the kids don’t do the work then do it for them.
  • Alternative pathways – So you can’t read or write and you beat the shit out of an assistant principal? I want you to draw a picture about your feelings. Then you can graduate.
  • Dropout re-engagement – Sure you’ve missed two straight months of school and you’re 20 years old. But let us know what we can do to get you into a graduation cap.

As you know by now, Dr. Boone can’t stop talking about her charts. Particularly her graduation and dropout rates. But as we’ve seen time and time again this year, it comes with a cost. And at North High that has meant doing everything possible to keep the scumbags and the savages in the classroom so that Boone can juke the stats and Jen Roy can toss a newsletter together that makes her look like the third coming of Jesus.

 

Page five ended with this:

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Oh cool. She’ll be on a TV show that no one watches a week ago yesterday, to talk about the latest acronym program she created to put on her resume so she can eventually apply to become superintendent of the Boston Public Schools. Thanks for getting us all this info Jen Roy. Keep doing you. I have to admit, I miss our 3 AM conversations though.

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50 Comment(s)
  • Taryn
    May 29, 2015 at 11:15 pm

    Page 6 was my favorite.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    May 29, 2015 at 2:28 pm

    I have to check back more often on older threads, there’s some funny back and forth here…

  • Ron Mexico
    May 29, 2015 at 8:34 am

    Her biggest offense is putting two spaces after a period. For shame, Jen. For shame.

  • Woo Boy
    May 28, 2015 at 7:11 pm

    Jen Roy is doing exactly what she was hired to do. Her only mistake was to get emotionally involved with it and reach out to a blogger who would do nothing else but exploit that for laughs and clicks.

    You can have legitimate gripes with the job description, but not the job that she is doing. She is doing
    G what her employer has demanded.

    Bonus: we get to enjoy how she looks doing it.

  • COB
    May 28, 2015 at 6:08 pm

    TB Spurts is upset that I’ve been tongue-punching his wife’s fart box for months while he’s been preoccupied, no obsessed, with this site! Keep it up bro! I’ll keep providing the D! :D:D:D

    • TurtleBoySpurts
      May 29, 2015 at 7:48 am

      Upset? Dude, you were born to be an ass-licker. Why would I be upset that you’re fulfilling your life’s mission. You’ve got so much brown on your nose people are going to start to think your Bill Cosby.

      • RSoxGuy
        May 29, 2015 at 3:32 pm

        Ahh yes, typical Cowardly Carlo and his Old Balls bashing and attacking people yet on another thread he cries about cowardice… This isnt 1932, dick tweezer jokes havent been funny in 80 years loser.

        Comparing born nosing to a black man? Thats racist Carlo at it again

  • TurtleBoySpurts
    May 28, 2015 at 2:14 pm

    COB, I’m sure you’d love to, but I suspect you’ll just spend the evening jerking off to her picture and wishing you were actually man enough for a woman like that, same as every other evening.

    • BobnMic
      May 28, 2015 at 3:28 pm

      She is hot. Cuttos for that. Total smokeshow. Chicks that fine usually walk right by me and I can hear their brain go, “ya whatever.” It sort of sucks. Then I’ll use the line, “Well I didn’t want to say hi to you anyway because I’m on my way to take a big huge steamy dump!” Then they fall all over me. Ummm, not really.

    • COB
      May 28, 2015 at 3:37 pm

      Why jack off when I have your wife to keep me company?! She loves ridin’ my 12″ trouser snake! 😀

      • TurtleBoySpurts
        May 28, 2015 at 4:35 pm

        The wife says what you’re packing is more like a 12 mm trouser worm. She digs a man who can make her laugh, though, and when you fished that thing out she damn near died laughing.

        • COB
          May 28, 2015 at 4:58 pm

          When Mrs. Spurts and I met during her Sunday afternoon shift at Sweaty Betty’s, it was lust at first sight! She can’t get enough of this 8====D ~~~

          😀 😀

          • BobnMic
            May 28, 2015 at 5:21 pm

            This is good. You guys keep it going. FLMAO.

          • TurtleBoySpurts
            May 28, 2015 at 5:29 pm

            Given how small it is, no woman can ever get enough of you. That’s why the tweezers and magnifying glass you keep by your bedside are your best friends.

    • Tim
      May 28, 2015 at 9:53 pm

      Spurts, if you’re still awake, I’m in Pawtucket for the night, let’s grab a beer @ Murphy’s Law on George St.

      • TurtleBoySpurts
        May 29, 2015 at 7:46 am

        Ah, a site administrator, I see. Follow the bouncing IP address, my friend. Gotta love proxy servers.

        • Finnish Goalie
          May 29, 2015 at 12:41 pm

          Cloak and Dagger.

        • RSoxGuy
          May 29, 2015 at 3:29 pm

          Gotta love losers who spend their day searching for unblocked proxys all day only to troll a local blog. Then again, being 80+ years old and waiting for your wife’s permission to do anything must make for a long day huh Carlo?

  • COB
    May 28, 2015 at 11:28 am

    I would love to take this chick to Auntie Dots and let her feast on a tubesteak sandwich!

    • TurtleBoySpurts
      May 28, 2015 at 2:11 pm

      I know, I know, “wabbitt”, what misogyny? There’s no misogyny here on TBS.

      • Wabbitt
        wabbitt
        May 28, 2015 at 7:25 pm

        Good job responding to the wrong post, Old Balls. Did Joyce hide your bifocals?

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    May 28, 2015 at 10:07 am

    Dive Bar has some outdoor seating, good place to go for a cigar and cocktail.

  • Adam
    May 27, 2015 at 5:53 pm

    I want to take Jen out to dinner. Ya know, get to know her. Maybe the Sole around 7, followed by a couple craft cocktails down Still and Stir? Just make a nice night of it.

    • GoneWestButNotSoft
      May 27, 2015 at 7:21 pm

      Craft cocktails? I’m just trying to get DNF

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      May 27, 2015 at 7:41 pm

      Still and Stir is quite nice, but I prefer Armsby Abby. Cant go wrong at either really.

      • Finnish Goalie
        May 28, 2015 at 9:41 am

        Dive Bar?

      • Danus
        May 28, 2015 at 9:46 am

        Is that the place in back of The Citizen and the cigar bar?

  • E P
    May 27, 2015 at 5:36 pm

    Instead of spending desperately needed money on a public relations spin doctor they should use that money so it directly benefits the school children. She is stealing from the schools in order to prop up her failing administration (poor test scores, crime in schools, crumbling buildings etc). It is akin to giving the captain of the Titanic a public relations agent in order to fool the passengers as to what is really happening. But apparently spending $50k plus benefits to write puff pieces is a greater priority with this superintendent than fixing the problem at the school level.

  • TurtleBoySpurts
    May 27, 2015 at 5:10 pm

    Ah, the daily dose of TBS misogyny. Where are all the Turtlebots who decry such behavior???

    • Finnish Goalie
      May 27, 2015 at 6:41 pm

      You bring the proper amount of shame into their hearts, no doubt.

    • Finnish Goalie
      May 27, 2015 at 6:43 pm

      I commend you though, haven’t seen any from you in about…48 hours or so. Haven’t combed all the articles of course.

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      May 28, 2015 at 10:37 am

      So, pray tell, how is any of this misogyny?

      Jen Roy’s job doesn’t need to exist, regardless of gender.

      Melinda Boone is doing a horrible job as superintendent. Her gender is utterly immaterial to the discussion.

      But then, I suppose the commenter who regularly makes sexist remarks would be the expert on what is, and is not, misogyny.

  • JoeMomma
    May 27, 2015 at 10:13 am

    Set her up with a stripper pole and have her earn her 50K a dollar at a time……..

    • BobnMic
      May 27, 2015 at 2:07 pm

      We need a classic COB line right about now… 🙂

      • BobnMic
        May 27, 2015 at 10:54 pm

        Come-on COB. I think it’s something like a box with a fart in it and then I think a mail man arrives with a tongue and punches another guy in the face with a box from I think Pepsi or Bud Light but then there is a girl involved somehow. Am I close?

        • Finnish Goalie
          May 28, 2015 at 6:01 am

          Perhaps he’s looking for new material?

          • Wabbitt
            wabbitt
            May 28, 2015 at 10:33 am

            One can only hope.

  • Sam Burnside
    May 27, 2015 at 9:31 am

    I notice she didn’t start the newsletter with “herro????”

  • Yes
    May 27, 2015 at 8:09 am

    Central MA is one of the most irrelevant parts of the entire nation.

    • Finnish Goalie
      May 27, 2015 at 8:42 am

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      May 27, 2015 at 11:47 am

      Apparently, you haven’t traveled much to the rest of the country.

    • No to Yes
      May 27, 2015 at 2:19 pm

      You were either unfortunately touched inappropriately as a youth or got arrested in central MA. Either way get some fucking help.

  • JayC
    May 27, 2015 at 7:37 am

    Maybe if Boone didn’t take so many photo ops at event after event, she could use the time to communicate herself and not dish out $50,000 form someone else to do it. How ever did previous Superintendents survive without one. Also, being at all these events taking pictures, it makes you wonder if the lady is ever in her office doing any work, or is she just playing to the camera to advertise for her next gig?

  • Danus
    May 27, 2015 at 7:36 am

    Seems a bit too bubbly. The site has a history with her, yes?

  • RSoxGuy
    May 26, 2015 at 11:00 pm

    Stalker accusations in 3… 2… 1…

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