Are The Stoneham Police Really Charging Uncle Turtleboy With Assault And Battery On Cop Block Cuckhold Josh Abrams And His Elderly Mother?



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There have been a lot of rumors circulating today about Uncle Turtleboy being charged by the Stoneham Police with assault and battery for allegedly throwing a bottle of Pepsi at cop block cuckhold Josh Abrams and/or his elderly mother. NOT GAY straight pride parade organizer Samson Racioppi helped spread this news today, and we all know he would never lie. But is there any truth to it? We delve into that and more on this episode of the late night garage podcast.



30 Comment(s)
  • JoeMomma
    July 26, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    Silly liberals……

    They don’t know police like this thing called “evidence”

  • Francis Sidebottom
    July 26, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    It would be hilarious if turtle turd ended up behind bars because he would have his shit pushed in and teeth knocked out from all his old friends behind closed doors just waiting for that day to come

    • We All Knew It
      July 26, 2019 at 6:58 pm

      Sounds like a comment from someone with some inside information. How many times were you used in prison as a cum rag?

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    July 26, 2019 at 11:48 am


    I’m also embarrassed for your followers that don’t understand “Vote For Warren in Primary” logic. BTW, your explanation was perfect. Trump is Patriot(s), Warren is Redskin(s). Love the unintended Indian analogy.

    Warren has to be the most unelectable candidate of the bunch. She’s zanier than Bernie.

  • Strategize
    July 26, 2019 at 10:54 am

    I say you wear your Turtleboy costume to court.
    Once the Judge see’s exactly what he’s dealing with there’s no way he’ll lock you up.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    July 26, 2019 at 10:27 am

    Calling something a “CORI matter” means that they cannot discuss someone’s criminal record unless proper procedures are in place. Something like a HIPAA matter. Essentially, the police cannot discuss a particular person’s criminal record (including pending charges) without running afoul of the CORI laws.

    Also, I object to your demonization of Libertarians. A Libertarian believes in Liberty, and personal responsibility. It’s about as far from a socialist as you can get, without going to anarchy. Less government, not No government

    • The Plantation Includes Any Lemming
      July 26, 2019 at 12:22 pm

      Except 99% of people that claim to be Libertarian are poseurs and frauds, and only believe in liberty and personal responsibilty so long as it benefits them. The modern Libertarian party is run by libs and leftists pretending to give a shit while lining their pockets from the dimwits that love to virtue signal that they are “real” libertarians. Like the sovereign citizen crazies and other cult groups – just dumbed down useful idiots.

  • 1776
    July 26, 2019 at 9:24 am

    You talk shit about libertarians, yet you are being defended by the Rhode Island ACLU. As a contributing member of the ACLU I really think they should reconsider helping you in anyway.

    • Dick Scratcher
      July 26, 2019 at 9:47 am

      How about you fuck yourself right off?

      Thanks in advance.


      • 1776
        July 26, 2019 at 10:10 am

        It is totally hypocritical to call libertarians a cancer and anarchists with a college degree, but yet you using our libertarian organization for your defense in your Kathryn Narcisi case. I’m sure the Rhode Island ACLU is going to love to hear what you have said about them in this podcast.

        • Weeping for the Future
          July 26, 2019 at 12:28 pm

          ACLU is Libertarian?

          I suppose the SPLC is a credible organization, too?

          Jesus you people are soooo fucking willfully ignorant. And proud of it. We’re fucking doomed.

    • Not Impressed
      July 26, 2019 at 10:35 am

      How do you contribute to the ACLU? Shoplifting in Suffolk County? Shut the fuck up

      • 1776
        July 26, 2019 at 10:55 am

        No, I drop loads in your mother and she grants me all the civil liberties I need.

        • 1812
          July 26, 2019 at 11:11 am

          That was an amazing comeback. Your Mom is always the best retort when you have zero to back yourself up. By the way I wouldn’t stick my dick anywhere near your crusty crackhead scabies ingested mother.

    • No Failure Swift case
      July 26, 2019 at 11:11 am

      There is no Failure Swift case anymore. She didn’t bother to answer to the court. Unfortunately. That was an east case for TB. Guess Metro ran out of money for a lawyer.

  • Unity
    July 26, 2019 at 8:42 am

    Will a judge believe Josh? Maybe
    If his Lawyer shows the video of you angrily stalking Clive Mcfarland at the Worcester T&G that eventually landed you with a restraining order to protect Clive and a trespassing order from the entire building.
    Also with the video of that shit you pulled last week at the Bagel Boss in New Jersey a judge might just believe Josh over you.

    • Lydia L
      July 26, 2019 at 10:37 am

      Which story was about you here? So angry and bitter that it must have been a good one

    • 1776
      July 26, 2019 at 10:54 am

      No, I drop loads in your mother and she grants me all the civil liberties I need.

      • 1941
        July 26, 2019 at 11:14 am

        That would require an etection and you are a limp dicked douchebag. By the way, Your Mom

  • JoeMomma
    July 26, 2019 at 8:40 am

    Wait a second…I am TurtleBoy and have had no police visit me. I’ll run out to Dunkie’s and pick up some coffee and donuts just in case…..

  • Julie the Jarhead
    July 26, 2019 at 6:57 am

    Which TB writer will get thrown under the bus this time?

    • julie small jugs
      July 26, 2019 at 9:41 am

      Hi Stupid, any new quotes with incorrect citations today?

    • Freeloading Detector Service
      July 26, 2019 at 10:41 am

      I think the one who has a job Julie. Unlike you and your forever on the internet and blogging self.
      Get a job

  • Go Spartans
    July 26, 2019 at 12:22 am

    So I was told a story today from someone that’s wife went to high school with Josh. They said that Josh used to get his ass kicked daily and that he deserved it too
    I find that a very heartwarming story

  • Said Josh
    July 26, 2019 at 12:19 am

    I hate the police
    Hello 911 please help me

  • Klancy
    July 25, 2019 at 11:22 pm

    So what’s the bottom line?
    Will TB be sentenced by Janet Walker for a crime he didn’t commit?
    Will Kim Kardashian set him free?
    Will Josh Abrams get arrested for filing a false police report?
    Will we ever see that police report?
    What did Sampson actually say?
    Is the Super Happy Fun Time Parade still Super AND Happy?
    What really did happen on the cul de sac in the middle of the night?
    Who really had a CORI check ran?
    Or was it a guy named Corey running?
    Did Josh tell the police to fuck off again?
    All this and more on the next episode of

    • Dick Scratcher
      July 26, 2019 at 6:17 am

      A wonderful echoing of the credits to “Soap”.

      (Yes, we had that in the UK).

      • Big Wick
        July 26, 2019 at 8:54 am

        I sure miss Chuck and Bob!

        • The angry taint
          July 26, 2019 at 10:11 am

          that show is fucking hilarious…IFC was running it on weekends a couple of years ago….burt cracked me up

      • Limey Limerick Lemming
        July 26, 2019 at 12:10 pm

        Batman did it years earlier. Try to keep up.

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