We all like to laugh at Karens who call the cops when they see people not socially distancing at the park, but the Karen vigilante hunters are becoming an even bigger problem. This is Karlos Dillard from Seattle.
He’s a professional race baiter/public speaker/Instagram influencer/bootleg comedian, and calls himself, “more than just a viral video star.”
He’s also gay and black, two things that he’s used to guilt people into giving him money, despite being a terribly untalented hack. He does a podcast with his husband, and they are basically a cliche.
His comedy can basically be summed up as, “I’m gay and I’m gonna tell you about it.”
“Let me fuck your man and leave him. I wouldn’t mind fucking him, at least you know he’s getting some good dick.”
This is just a gay black version of Amy Schumer. She’s only a thing because she’s fat and talks about guys brave enough to bang her. It’s “funny” because women don’t normally talk about it. If a guy did a set where he talked about all the chicks he banged no one would laugh. Same thing here. If he made that same joke about someone’s wife no one would laugh, but people pretend it’s funny because he’s a member of a “marginalized” community.
Karlos decided that he was gonna try to ruin a woman’s life today after she allegedly (gasp) gave him the finger in traffic. He followed her home, got up in her space, called her Karen, filmed her, and harassed her, as she embarrassingly begged him not to post her on the Internet because she’s clearly well aware of the Karen phenomena.
Before even showing the video, can we just talk about how shaming Karens is really just a way for society to pile on white women? There’s no such thing as a multicultural Karen. By definition they must be white. It’s funny because usually the Karens are dreadful creatures, but just imagine doing this to any other race of women. Imagine it was cool to go around calling women Laqueesha, and then mocking them on social media. That wouldn’t go over well because the rules of social justice tell us that we’re only allowed to mock white women.
Anyway, this piece of shit needs to get his ass whooped for what he did to this woman. Watch.
“Why did I get flipped off?”
Probably because you’re a bitch, dude.
First of all, according to his story she was completely in the right. He admits that he merged onto a highway from the right and she wouldn’t let him in so he had to wait for her and then jump in behind her. This is not cutting someone off. It’s following the rules of the road. He also admits to tailgating, prompting her to justifiably give him the middle finger. But I guess the rules don’t apply to Karlos because he’s “marginalized” or something.
Then he starts live streaming on IG for the clicks and all of a sudden mentions that she was doing “racial shit.” How do you do “racial shit” while driving, if he can’t hear what she said? Oh right, because if you just tell people that you were called the n word you have permission from the woke mob to disregard all of society’s rules and stalk and harass a woman.
Then he gets up in her personal space during a pandemic, she puts her hands up and he yells, “don’t touch me.” Bitch, you were the aggressor here, not her. You were the one that was so butthurt over getting the middle finger that you filmed yourself following this chick home like a psychopath.
It’s obviously humiliating for this woman because she freaked out and yelled “I have a black husband.” SJW mobs want you to say that you have a black friend or a black kid or a black husband, because they like going after these people even more than they do overt racists.
Then he posted another video showing her license plate and address for the purpose of doxxing her, hoping that her life would be ruined like that chick from Central Park that the mob destroyed last month.
His tone is what pisses me off the most. This is a man talking to a woman. He screams and yells at her and he gets away with it because he likes dick. Newsflash – just because you’re gay, doesn’t mean you’re not a man. You don’t get to treat a woman like this because you think you’re one of the girls.
“You’re trying to ruin my life and you don’t even know me.”
“He wants to call me a Karen and put it online.”
That lady is well aware of Internet outrage culture. She knows what a Karen is, and she may have enjoyed watching other Karens get roasted. She immediately realized while this was happening that she was about to be the next one, she knew the implications this could have on your life and your job, and she was freaking out. It’s funny to laugh at her, but considering what this can do to a person’s life it really wasn’t that much of an overreaction.
Of course this isn’t the first time Karlos has tried to go viral over fake racism. Two years ago he was fucking his husband so loudly the cops were called, and of course he blamed racism.
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This is not a game for me. This is not for clout. I’ve had Karens call the cops on my family simply because we were having loud sex. This video is 2 years old these cops broke into my house assaulted me out his knee on my neck all because a Karen called them because she felt uncomfortable. Oh btw the officers were told they didn’t have ground for what they did to me. So miss me with that oh he’s a clout chaser. Nah fam I live it in real life. #karen #cops #clout #myhusbandisblack #karlosdillard #theshaderoom #karengonewild
He tried to get the mainstream media to cover it but even they had no interest.
Karlos also delivers food for Postmates and filmed himself refusing to deliver food from a Chinese restaurant after claiming that they were “being racist and she said whatever n word.”
Except nowhere in the video does she say that, he doesn’t mention the n word when confronting her, and only makes up that lie when he’s outside and has an audience.
But because corporations are so spineless and cowardly, and fear the Internet woke mob giving them bad reviews, Postmates investigated the Asian woman instead of disassociating with a shitbag who refused to do his job.
He’s now profiting off of his attempt to ruin this woman’s life, while mocking her “white tears.”
Blue checkmarks and the mob are doxxing the woman, while he claims that “she wanted me dead today.”
It’s just his latest desperate bid for attention. Like that time he pretended to be getting divorced so he could go on divorce court.
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Or when he got up in Seattle cops’ faces during the protests and blew bubbles at them while holding a “Fuck the Police/Your Mom’s a Hoe” sign.
Him and his husband recently started a GoFundMe to pay for new podcasting equipment, even though they admit they can afford it. Guess that their reasoning is?
“Now is the time for black voices to be heard.
Sure, we could pay for this ourselves, but we believe in reparations.”
Reparations of course. Because these poor, oppressed guys who fuck each other’s brains out so hard the cops come, who get paid to sit around being untalented assholes all day while living in one of the most expensive cities in America, are oppressed.
He presents himself as this bad ass, fighting racism and kicking down barriers.
But all he really is is a bully hiding behind identity politics. I’m a firm believer that people like this only get this way because we stopped punching people in the face. If this asshole feared getting punched in the face he would not act this way.
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