Attention Starved Middleboro Hag Makes Up Fake Abduction Story, Puts Town On Edge, Doesn’t Get Arrested Or Shamed So Let Us Know If You Know Her Name


So the other day in Middleboro the Police put out an urgent bulletin to be on the lookout for

Remember in September when they told us all we had to #Believewomen, simply because we’re women? Good times. God knows we never lie and don’t have any crazy bitches in our ranks.

As you can see from the comments when the post was first made, tons of people fell for it.

Can’t say I blame them I guess, since it came directly from the police. But none of it was true. Meanwhile any poor dude minding his own business in a red SUV was subject to being stopped and searched. And all because some attention starved hag wanted to be a victim.

Here’s my question – why aren’t the police arresting her? Why aren’t they making an example of her? She not only wasted their time and committed a crime by filing a false police report, she also caused damage to other innocent people and put the entire community on edge. If the MPD wants to make an example that this kind of bullshit will not be tolerated then they’ll arrest her, throw her mugshot up there, and give her the public shaming she so deserves.

I won’t be holding my breath.

However, if you know who this 27 year old woman is please feel free to reach out to us on Facebook at TBNews or email Especially if you’re a Middleborough cop who wants to remain anonymous but still wants the truth to be told. This is what we do best, and this woman needs to be called out.


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32 Comment(s)
  • Anonymous
    July 12, 2019 at 8:44 am

    Her name is Hannah Keady.

  • three shtupper program
    March 23, 2019 at 6:16 am

    She can’t cry wolf if she’s airtight.
    I got dibs on the turdcutter!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    March 21, 2019 at 10:19 am

    Scary. I am so proud of this brave, empowered young woman to be able to fight off her imaginary attacker.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    March 21, 2019 at 9:32 am

    How do you know she was a “hag”?

    I object your honor, calls for speculation

  • Jim
    March 21, 2019 at 8:15 am

    Arrest her whether she’s nuts or not. If she is give her a padded room.

  • Ziggy
    March 21, 2019 at 7:50 am

    When I heard about this abduction attempt on the channel 5 news the other morning I knew it was bullshit. Glad to see I was correct.

  • Girl Power
    March 21, 2019 at 5:04 am

    These women are very confident with their bodies and open to any sexual experience. To be the centre of attention for a number of men is a huge turn on for some women. To know that every male in the room wants to ravish her, to feel desired is extremely arousing for some women. Add to this is that women have multiple points of pleasure and one man only can’t satisfy her as many man can. The experience is a total sensory overload, in the best possible way.

    Some women fantasise about having double penetration and when better than during a gangbang. There are times when men suffer from stage fright and can’t perform. In a situation such a gangbang there are plenty of men to step in when one is worn out or suffers from anxiety performance. In a gangbang women can experience many sex acts in one night.

    • WeRFucked
      March 21, 2019 at 7:04 am

      Wow. You need help.

    • Robert Kraft
      March 21, 2019 at 8:54 am

      What time tonight and are you Asian??

    • Richyrich
      March 21, 2019 at 1:08 pm

      I think you made a mistake. This isn’t sir.

    • Veggie Cowgirl
      March 21, 2019 at 1:39 pm

      What the fuck!?

  • white man in a white van
    March 21, 2019 at 3:03 am

    It wasn’t the smily face, they are branching out into the under resourced communitayyys. Exhibit A; missing dude from Springfield found.

    We need some pics of Meltdown Mindy to determine whether she deserves sympathy or not.

  • There I An Answer
    March 20, 2019 at 7:27 pm

    She should have said the perp was a black, 10 year old blunt smoking lunatic who doesn’t take any shit from the cops. Vicious cycle broken.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    March 20, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    She shoulda thrown in that they said “This is MAGA country”. That would have caused a media frenzy!

  • Idgaf
    March 20, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    She probably is havin relationships issues and used this to get his attention smh . I hope her name gets exposed . Bitches like her give woman like me a bad name . Fuck that I work hard to maintain my image

    • Y
      March 20, 2019 at 6:40 pm

      You don’t have to work hard to look illiterate…

      • Well, No Shit
        March 21, 2019 at 9:35 am


        You’re welcome.

        • Y
          March 21, 2019 at 1:18 pm

          *too* does NOT apply here. Try again.

          • Well, No Shit
            March 21, 2019 at 2:34 pm

            Well, no shit. I stand corrected.


    • Not important
      March 22, 2019 at 7:35 am

      Why is everyone so worried about a misspelled word? If you could understand what was being said who cares. It’s not a test. It’s just a comment on a blog.

      • Well, No Shit
        March 22, 2019 at 1:56 pm

        New here? Welcome!

        Being pedantic is part of the fun, especially when it turns out that you were wrong!

        Enjoy your stay!

        • Not important
          March 24, 2019 at 11:55 am

          Far from new here. Been a fan for a long time. Been here when Finn was still posting and Chrissy w/ the pink dog, I’m sure if you have been here for a while you remember them also. I was saying it’s not important. And it’s really not the end of the world, even the writers of the blog making spelling errors. Because you disagree, That doesn’t make my opinion less valid. My stay has and will continue to be great. 😉

          • Well, No Shit
            March 25, 2019 at 7:09 am

            Holy shit, it’s a fucking joke. I don’t need (or want) your life story, or your TB history.

            You are way too literal. Lighten up, Francis.

          • Not important
            March 26, 2019 at 9:01 am

            I didn’t give you my life story, lol. I simply explained I wasn’t new. Sorry if that was to literal for ya. I’m all set with going back and forth with you over something that really isn’t important.

          • Well, No Shit
            March 26, 2019 at 9:26 am

            Same here.


  • Mordern Feminist
    March 20, 2019 at 5:33 pm

    Officer i was repestedly violated it was big hard veiny and purple. The evil man came to my house for sex and we both got naked and started to kiss. Then he got hard before I instructed him to. I was raped, raped I say. How dare that animal get hard before I told him too.

  • Entering Middleboro Inc. 1669
    March 20, 2019 at 5:30 pm

    The gateway to nowhere

  • Jussie’s Cousin
    March 20, 2019 at 5:23 pm

    My guess is that she’s at Bridgewater for “evaluation”.

  • Maggie the Cat
    March 20, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    Doesn’t anyone remember the story of the Boy Who Cried Wolf? People figured out he was lying and then they didn’t believe anything he said. So when there really, really, really was a wolf, no one came to save him.

    Of course, things have changed. This story is now out there, and the internet gives up all its information easily. This female “who cried wolf” will now be the target of every real predator out there. Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it…but from the wrong people. Being desperate for attention can get you killed.

  • Pot calling kettle white
    March 20, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    Nothing will happen to her because she said the attacker was white. If she said he was black it would be an entirely different story.

  • Jared
    March 20, 2019 at 4:39 pm

    Trump did it. That’s the plausible explanation right

    • Ray Patriarca
      Ray Patriarca
      March 20, 2019 at 4:53 pm

      That’s right ! Trump, according to the loony left, is responsible for:
      1) Global warming
      2) Mosquitoes
      3) Toe jam
      4) Painful rectal itch
      5) Cancer
      6) WW1
      ……and every other malady inflicting mankind!
      I know this is true, cuz I read it on the internet!

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