Attleboro Facebook Group Admin Threatens Cheapskate Old Dude With Deformation Lawsuit For Complaining That Her Husband’s Plumbing Business Charges Too Much


Repeat after me – opinions are not defamtory. People are allowed to have negative opinions about you or your business, and they’re allowed to express these opinions on the Internet, regardless of whether or not if hurts your feelz. I bring this up because I saw this in the Everything Attleboro group that kicked me out during the Franklin Baxley debacle (don’t bother kicking out our accounts, we already have a million more in each and every group in New England).

Let’s start by pointing out that his is a stupid complaint and the guy making it is clearly a douchebag. You don’t get to decide what a fair charge on a Sunday is. The market does. If you thought that was too much money you should’ve tried to find another plumber on a Sunday to charge less than $250. Just like when you pay a lawyer, when you pay a plumber you’re paying for the time and money they invested into learning the unique skill set required to solve your problem. The parts don’t cost a lot of money, but everyone who has ever hired a plumber know that getting them in the door does. The guy’s trying to earn a living and run a business. You can kiss my ass if you think I’m coming to your house for anything less than $250 on a Sunday. If Grandpa didn’t wipe his glory hole with paper towels this wouldn’t be a problem in the first place.

But whatever. Everyone who reads a complaint like that knows it’s bullshit, and 99% of the time these people get torn apart in the comments anyway. If this happens to you just ignore it and move on, or maybe even comment about how that’s standard market rate. Whatever you do, don’t do this.

Oh fuck off, and fuck your business too. I so wanted to be on your side for this one. Then you had to go and mention attorneys, screenshots, civil suits, and slander and talk out of your asshole. As someone who has been sued by many, many stupid people who have no idea how defamation works, and who can’t get over the fact that nothing in the First Amendment protects them from having their meaningless feelings hurt, I HATE people who threaten this shit more than life itself. They seek to use our judicial system as a toy to crush free speech rights of private citizens. These Fascists should be called out each and every time they open their mutton munchers when they have no idea what they’re talking about. 

I’ll give you some free advice Old Susannah:

  1. Paying an attorney is a waste of your time and money because you ain’t winning shit.
  2. There is nothing harder to prove in civil court than defamation because our founding fathers wanted it this way. You have to prove that this guy, a) intentionally and knowingly lied, b) did so with malice, and c) as a direct result of these lies you lost business that you would not have otherwise lost. Do you have screenshots of customers messaging you telling you that they’re not hiring you anymore because they read this idiot’s post? I’m sure you don’t, but let’s assume you do. That’s a good start, but it’s not enough. Do you have proof that he was lying? Nope. He was just complaining that he thought you should charge less. Do you have proof he had any sort of malice while writing this? Nope. He’s an upset customer who has every right to voice his displeasure with the services, or costs of services rendered.
  3. Slander is oral defamation, not written defamation. The imaginary lawsuit you’re thinking of, which your very real lawyer certainly must’ve told you, was for libel. Libel is written defamation. But again, you were not defamed in any way, shape, or form, so kindly sit down and shut the fuck up.

Other people tried to inform her of this, but she already knew everything anyway.

Legal expert Susannah.

Oh, and according to her “we don’t care about the money part” because they care about what he said in addition to that.

His ENTIRE complaint was about the money charged. At no point in time did he complain that your service sucked.

As it turns out she’s actually the admin of this group, and she posted an update on the rules and regulations to make it clear that no one is allowed to bad mouth a local business in the community Facebook group if her husband owns it.

Hey Brian McDonald, come get your idiot wife away from the computer. The damage done by one old cheap elderly man isn’t nearly as damaging as what she’s doing to your reputation.


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50 Comment(s)
  • Just Askin’
    July 29, 2019 at 8:56 am

    Why does anyone go on Fakebook? Are they retarded?

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 29, 2019 at 8:11 am

    Is that the dude making the complaint on the scooter there?

    Can afford weird looking watches and trips to Disney World but expects a $100 repair on a Sunday. Typical

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      July 29, 2019 at 8:22 am

      The wife dropped the ball on this one.

      I would have responded:

      “This guy expects a repair on a Sunday for $100. Perhaps someone should teleport him from 1972 to the present day”

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    July 29, 2019 at 2:53 am

    Here I am, Natasha…….

    A heifer from Attleboro town
    Saw a posting that made her feel down
    So she threatened to sue,
    But she hasn’t a clue
    And it just makes her look an ass-clown

    Dick Scratcher, aged 51 and 1/4 outstanding lawsuits

  • Natasha
    July 28, 2019 at 8:05 pm

    Dick Scratcher, where are you?

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      July 29, 2019 at 2:54 am

      See above.

      Ding, ding , ding! 🙂

    • Old Codger
      July 29, 2019 at 8:13 pm

      $250 for a 5 minute job is outrageous.
      I remember the day when a plumber would work all day for $40. Now get off my lawn.

  • WTF
    July 28, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    What the fuck is wrong with you ?

  • Pro Rape
    July 28, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    Hold her down and smear her with feces.

    • Not Buying It
      July 28, 2019 at 7:27 pm

      So this comment is clearly left here by anti TBS person. Do you think anyone believes that is the mentality of those who come to this page? What’s going to happen when Trump wins again? Mass suicide?

      • Liberal Extremist
        July 28, 2019 at 7:33 pm

        I too am triggered by this comment! I hate mean words! I’m drenched in tears! Vote Liz Warren!

  • Nice Work
    July 28, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    Believe it or not I couldn’t find any mention of this story in any of the main street media?? Thank’s for doing all the research and even posting pictures.
    Once again Turtleboy has proven he’s the only real ‘news source’ that that has the balls to report these important stories!

  • Hot Dog
    July 28, 2019 at 2:31 pm

    When are we all going to get together and have a picnic ?

  • Anne
    July 28, 2019 at 1:38 pm

    I think this might be Turtleboy’s Achilles Heel, frivolous lawsuits. He’s right, too. They’re bullshit. A lawyer told me “in America, you can sue anyone for anything. It doesn’t mean you’re going to win.” But you can make someone’s life miserable if you want. Hurt feelings are not libel or defamation of character. I don’t enjoy hurting people’s feelings, but he’s right; it’s not against the law.

  • Gooder than you at English
    July 28, 2019 at 12:22 pm

    Libel is always written. Slander is always spoken. That’s the difference.

  • Wwy
    July 28, 2019 at 11:53 am

    The new patriot logo is a Jewish star diddling 6 Chinese boys. What a sick kike kraft is,but he’s no Remy. Boston strong lol.

  • The Name Game
    July 28, 2019 at 11:52 am

    Oh, Susannah, oh won’t you Facebook cry for me? Now you’re Turtleboy famous, for all of us Riders to see.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    July 28, 2019 at 11:47 am

    Casual Observation

    * Crazy Stupid people are the least equipped to realize it.

  • jimbo
    July 28, 2019 at 10:39 am

    I would give a good review and like to get close to the wife.

  • I'll read anything
    July 28, 2019 at 10:14 am

    Riveting story.
    If you think that’s interesting there’s a lady on the Hopington Yard sale site complaining about a used George Foreman grill she bought for $6. I’m sure you could write a whole expose about it.

  • Aonaöe
    July 28, 2019 at 10:00 am

    This broads unpleasant wig isn’t her main problem any more than negative reviews about how much money her husband brings home one day a week are. Negative comments are the internet’s national pastime, and unfortunately, sometimes all it takes to play is an opinion, not facts.

    Who’s going to want to get their A/C fixed from a guy whose wife is (for now, anyway) likely to troll them for leaving a negative opinion. Bottom line, if she’s not making the level of bank that her husband is, she definitely needs to learn how to support his business, not go after it online and sabotage it.

    • george costanza
      the angry taint
      July 28, 2019 at 4:46 pm

      The shitty part is I have the same wig! I really hope we don’t get invited to the same wedding someday.

  • Oh Lordy
    July 28, 2019 at 9:44 am

    Mr. Plumber man gots some pipes at home that need a little seeing to. Don’t pay no mind to the old man. You know he’s going around in his Lark with a sweater on in90 degree heat with the directional left on. Ain’t nobody taking him serious.

    • Sherwin Williams
      July 28, 2019 at 10:03 am

      Maybe wifey would be more satisfied with the bucket-anal penetration or these days the husband, heard that’s a thing now…. buckets…. wtf…. I can’t even get a date!!!

      • Yikes
        July 28, 2019 at 4:10 pm

        Your wife better be in it for the long haul because that’s some damaged goods you have on your hands

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 28, 2019 at 9:42 am

    It was on a Sunday. Lucky it was fixed. $250 ain’t cheap but on a Sunday it’s reasonable

  • Walking While White
    July 28, 2019 at 8:30 am

    • See no evil
      July 28, 2019 at 9:06 am

      We know. Everyone knows. Some countries even put out travel bulletins describing exactly what groups to avoid when visiting the U.S.

      • Captain Trips
        July 28, 2019 at 9:40 am

        Those are what some call the ‘treasures of diversity’

    • White Man's Burden
      July 28, 2019 at 9:58 am

      This hate crime will be swept under the rug by most media, one obligatory report and no more. The elderly white couple some how deserved it for being white and elderly. Do you see how the Cannibals went back one by one to stomp on his head and spit on his face.

      While the fake news of EATING LUNCH WHILE BLACK, Smith College fake news lives on just google it. Smith College a $75k a year college changes it’s policies regarding “see something say something” top to bottom over that fake news. The black power student was suppose to be working and trespassed in a closed building to sleep through her shift on a sofa. That was reported as “eating her lunch in a common area while black”.

      Any chance the elderly white man doesn’t die early after this traumatic brain injury? Work all you life, pay taxes to support the savages, support equality in ever way including getting passed over for employment due to your skin color. Only to be stomped by a marauding pack of cannibals whose parents and grand parents you paid the freight for.

      She was rewarded with large undisclosed financial donations to her already free ride.

      • Dems be like
        July 28, 2019 at 10:24 am

        What does this have to do with race? CNN clearly describes the attackers as “a dozen teens between the ages of 13 and 17.”

        …altough, the first arrest was a 17 year old so it’s possible that CNN might have missed other pertinent details. Nahhhhh

        • Dems be like
          July 28, 2019 at 10:30 am

          *“…between the ages of 13 and 15.” Goddamn it. Fucked up my entire point.

      • Dr Girlfriend
        July 28, 2019 at 1:29 pm

        While you bring some valid points to the conversation it remains in questionable context. What does this have anything to do with a some kind of stupid twat and her husband with an atrophied penis?

        • My Take
          July 28, 2019 at 6:22 pm

          My guess is it’s a display of contrasting values with the same origin, conflict. The TBS story is about old white people in a conflict. Accusations of unfair pricing and rudeness are thrown about.

          The second story graphically demonstrates a troupe of Dindus attacking an old white couple for being old and white. No discussion, no reason, no precipitating event other than they were vulnerable and had white skin.

          If the races had been reversed this savage gang attack would be enshrined in American text books for decades to come, illustrating the racist white man but the attackers were black so it’s probably due to not enough funding for summer jobs or midnight basketball. The attackers are the real victims here.

    • What is Really Going On as the Frog Boils In The Water
      July 28, 2019 at 1:00 pm

      Turtleboy doesnt have the guts to cover this story. That would require an honest discussion about the real racism that takes place in big cities all acrosss America epidemic black on white crime.. Did you see the bike video that took place the same week? Aimless chimps endlessly kick white guy in face and rob him.
      Turtleboi would rather cover these mindless stories instead of the truth.
      Look at Los Angelos covering up ms13 gsngs that killed more than 10 people. These were high school gang bangers that stabbed a fellow classmate and the school dystem covered it up.
      Fake media does it too. Police are looking for a man or a pack of teens etc etc instead of telling the reader the truth about aimless violent criminal blacks and hispanics who chimp out everyday in America.

      • z
        July 28, 2019 at 1:27 pm

        Nothing stopping you from doing some digging and then sending TB the story. It’s not like TB, et al has any super secret techniques that are only available to a select group. TB rarely leaves New England.

        Can’t cover them all. Also, not much to say depending on how much social media is out there on the principals in a story. If there’s no a lot of social media most likely there won’t be a mention here.

    • Dr Girlfriend
      July 28, 2019 at 1:18 pm

      That was more brutal than watching anything on national geographic. Savage. Although I am not sure how that correlates with the content of this particular blog. The wife is the kind of broad who needs to be muzzled. How does one connect the dots to rabid and uncivilized hoodlums?

    • Ray Patriarca
      Savages being savages
      July 28, 2019 at 1:34 pm

      Fucking savages !
      Too bad someone wasn’t there to double-tap one of these monkeys right between the horns !
      And did you see the cuntess run over and spit on this poor man?
      But you won’t see the MSM covering this…..cuz it doesn’t fit the “white man bad” narrative these cretins have created.

  • slownews
    July 28, 2019 at 7:42 am

    It must be a slow news day today, if this is what is being posted.

  • Francis Sidebottom
    July 28, 2019 at 7:20 am

    Uncle turtle turd I hope she Sue’s the shit out of you too !!! Remember when you had to apologize to jenn because she was going to kick the shit out of you in court that was funny because your white trash readers you know the functional illiterates definitely will never have the means to bail you out no matter how many GoFundMe me’s you post, your readers are the reason America needs to be made great again

    • z
      July 28, 2019 at 1:05 pm

      So says the ass clown who writes a sentence containing 64 words where the sentence contains the string “functional illiterates”. I was running out of air when reading that sentence.

      I’ll assume you have no idea what a string is.
      In computer programming, a string is traditionally a sequence of characters, either as a literal constant or as some kind of variable. The latter may allow its elements to be mutated and the length changed, or it may be fixed (after creation).

      In C#
      string file = “abc”;
      would be a variable that can be mutated and the length changed.

      const string file = “abc”;
      would obviously be fixed (after creation)

      SMH, LOL, 100%, 100%

    • FOAD
      July 28, 2019 at 6:09 pm

      Good reply, Z. All I can add, and will continue to add as long a short I can, is “Hey, Francis, fuck off and die.

  • I see stupid people
    July 28, 2019 at 7:16 am

    Brian, your wife, woof. Hopefully she makes up for it with enthusiastic head, regularly. D B.

  • yes his wife is very fugly
    July 28, 2019 at 5:02 am

    the drama is almost too much , this cant be a real issue that needs a lawyer .some trades people are gonna screw folks over anytime they can, but if the work is done and done right ,just pay the bill and move on

    • johny pissoff
      July 28, 2019 at 1:31 pm

      Isn’t it odd when some people question a plumber’s $250 dollar fee but brag about their newly implanted tooth that cost $9000. fucking idiots. Susannah suck my flacid penis, are you still telling stories about how you “almost tried out for cheerleader” in high school. You should be happy about your annual 1 night stay at mohegan scum you fat fuck and just shut your fucking mouth

  • Bob Kraft
    July 28, 2019 at 4:22 am

    With a mug like that I can see why her husband is charging $250… he needs enough to tip the masseuse when he gets himself a Krafty at the local Asian Delight.

  • Langdon Alger
    July 28, 2019 at 3:10 am

    This is what this site is now? Play-by-play of a bunch of old white people fighting on Facebook? Christ.

    Also, TB would eat shit off the sidewalk for $250 towards his legal fund.

    • Heywood Jablowme
      July 28, 2019 at 7:16 am

      You must be a fairly new Turtle Rider. Or Joa Orga.

    July 28, 2019 at 12:56 am

    3 out of 5 reviews on yelp are bad….lol…go figure

    July 28, 2019 at 12:50 am

    Susannah Your a KUNT, Libel or Slander??

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