Attleboro Pixie Dick Refuses To Pay Grieving Family $3,500 He Raised With GoFundMe For Friend’s Funeral Until He Gets Himself Budweiser Tattoo With Donated Cash


This is Justin Bombardier, a bootleg MMA fighter from Attleboro.

No offense to MMA fans, I just can’t get into a sport where men in speedos recreate their favorite Brazzers scenes. Then again Justin is the kind of guy who takes deep soulful selfies and then uses the black and white IG filter just in case any girls got the impression that he was straight.

Justin’s friend Christopher Vassalotti of Norton died suddenly over the weekend and Justin started a GoFundMe for his family to cover the funeral expenses.

They ended up raising over $3,500, and when the family went to ask him for the money Justin informed them that he’d be keeping part of it to get a Budweiser tattoo. I’m not even kidding – this maggot told a grieving family member that he wasn’t gonna give them money he raised by using their dead loved one’s name, because he didn’t feel like they needed all of it. At first he played dumb, said he couldn’t figure out how to withdraw the money (it’s extremely easy), then told them he had 90 days to raise as much money as he could.

But instead of handing it over to the family he told them basically to give him an invoice for how much a wake costs so that he didn’t overpay them, and that way he could use what was left over to get himself a Budweiser tattoo. The worst part is he played it off like doing so would honor Christopher.

Wait….what? This fucking IDIOT really thinks it’s his money. Newsflash – not a single dollar in that GoFundMe belongs to you. You’re not special. Nobody donated their hard earned money so that you could charge a fee in order to pay for your white trash tattoo. The fact that he sees nothing wrong with this is mind boggling.

He then told the family member that he was lucky to get anything, and that it wasn’t Justin’s fault it blew up.

“Im not just gonna hand you every dime.”

Yes. Yes you are. That is exactly what you are going to do.

Then he started haggling over prices of flowers.

You’re OK with that? You’re getting taken advantage of? “You’re not having me pay for the whole thing?” Bruh, you’re not paying a dime, because again, none of that money ever belonged to you. Just shut the fuck up and give them all the money. It’s really that simple. Attempting to profit off of your friend’s death and then calling the family greedy for wanting the money you raised might be the lowest thing I’ve ever blogged about, and I do this for a living. The GFM has now been taken down, but let’s hope he’s banned from the funeral and the wake so that no one has to see his douchey face pretending to comfort a grieving family.


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56 Comment(s)
  • Dumbardier
    March 3, 2021 at 9:08 pm

    Fucking moron and Low down scum

  • Bombaqueers
    March 3, 2021 at 12:10 pm

    Justin Jordan there older brother and mother Nadine are all scumbag pieces of shit. All of them steal, collect child support, are on food stamps and welfare. Jordan 0’Donnell (Justin’s younger brother) beat up his baby momma strangled her and burned her with a lit cigarette. All of them are complete scum of the earth.

    • The Piss Man
      March 3, 2021 at 1:36 pm

      The oldest one Jay is a standup good guy. I don’t know about the youngest one but shut up.

    • Nasty
      March 3, 2021 at 4:56 pm

      All facts ..all animals of people ..Justin also has gone to jail for hitting his baby mama who drank when she was pregnant with their babies (only the daughter Arianna survived the poor thing) ..bunch of crack whores and Justin gets blow jobs for money by men

  • P Disguisee
    Unlucky Lady
    March 3, 2021 at 9:04 am

    There’s a strain of herpes running rampid through Attleboro because of this prick….thanks Justin for the gift that keeps on giving you filthy maggot

  • Hu Fartted
    March 3, 2021 at 8:52 am

    That $3500 is probably more money that this idiot has ever seen in his entire worthless life and now he wants it regardless of why people donated. The number of people who are lowlife scum is staggering and only getting worse thanks to a society where everyone get a trophy.

  • Say No to Attleboro
    March 3, 2021 at 1:54 am

    Your goal was set to 7,000 but thought $300-500?? Didn’t see any mention of the money going to a Bud Tattoo or your lack of money situation on GoFund Me.
    Dated a tool from Attleboro just like this disability assisted victim blaming fool…now I Live in shame.

    • Connor or Dixie??
      March 3, 2021 at 8:48 am

      Pixie Stick Dick was formerly known Connor McBootlegger of 2019 Turtleboy debut. Love updates!!!

      • P Disguisee
        Pistachio Disguisee
        March 4, 2021 at 12:05 am

        Bristol must have written it cuz Unc would normally mention the past article…needs more writers!!!

  • Justine Sucks
    March 3, 2021 at 1:25 am

    “I’m not getting taken advantage of,” …. umm dude, that fundraiser was for a dead dude, not you, you are suppose to hand all of it over end of story. Any money from other sources should be for the family for whatever (is what it is), but you started a fundraiser for a funeral, every dime goes to the funeral as if any other money never existed…. ur a chode dude who uses “lol” inappropriately and writes texts like a fucking retard…. justice_for_Justine
    AKA-kick his head in, dude sucks

  • Do The Reich Thing
    March 2, 2021 at 7:01 pm

    Fighting at the Memorial Hall is one step above bum fights.

    • His next fight
      March 2, 2021 at 7:12 pm

      Spider Rico?

  • Nadine is a failure whore
    March 2, 2021 at 6:18 pm

    Justin bombardier has known to steal money, jewelry, electronics amongst other things from other people such as women he goes home with and from house parties. Justin also used to get oral sex from a man out of Stoughton in exchange for cash. Justin has a daughter and lost a first child from the same “‘mother” because she drank with child. This person must be stopped and it’s too bad he can’t be dead instead. Your father is so proud of you Justin.

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    March 2, 2021 at 5:44 pm

    Look at those girly calves.I would drop him faster than the time I
    knocked out Joe Corson at the Stage Deli for insulting my father!!!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Bret Killoran
    March 2, 2021 at 5:43 pm

    As you all fuckin know, my fuckin evicted neighbor blew out my fuckin spectravision box. And now I can’t get nobody to fuckin touch it. But get this, the ol’ lady is BLAMING ME! Fuckin’ shit sucks.

  • Ray Patriarcas Consigliere
    March 2, 2021 at 5:31 pm

    What a Cunt!!! (Credit:R.P.)

  • Bombs away!
    March 2, 2021 at 5:30 pm

    Yo, I’d like to get that Bud tattoo cuz Budweiser is the King of (Q)eers” like me.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Alex Reimer
      March 3, 2021 at 8:25 am

      Hit me up!!


  • TB says:
    March 2, 2021 at 5:21 pm

    “This might be the lowest thing I’ve ever blogged about, and I do this for a living.”

    If I had a nickel for every time…

  • Captain Trips
    Detective Wayne T. Robinson
    March 2, 2021 at 5:19 pm

    C’mon man! He could be a fucking bartender for all we know!

    • Captain Trips
      John McClane
      March 2, 2021 at 5:20 pm

      You’re pretty quick Argyle!

  • Dude
    March 2, 2021 at 5:17 pm

    How pathetic does an entire family need to be that it can’t cough up $5,000 among any of them? Many Funeral Homes will even work out a payment plan if you’re that broke, or was it just easier to beg for handouts from strangers?

    • Laurie
      March 2, 2021 at 7:36 pm

      A funeral 16 years ago for my father with the cheapest casket cost 10 thousand dollars. It was a military funeral in a military cemetery which doesn’t cost a dime to be buried in. The wake and funeral cost 10k. So anyone who thinks 5k is going to cover costs is living in another planet or smoking some of that wacky stuff.

      • C'mon man
        March 2, 2021 at 9:12 pm

        There’s a 0% chance that there was only one choice of casket for 10 grand. I’ll never understand internet liars.

        • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
          Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
          March 4, 2021 at 5:37 am

          Please re-read. The funeral (including the cheapest casket) was 10K total. Not the casket alone.

    • Joe Dirt
      March 3, 2021 at 8:54 am

      They advertise cremation services on the radio for $1395 so you do the math.

    • Danielle
      March 3, 2021 at 8:56 am

      You sound like you were born with a silver spoon up your ass. If you didn’t notice, there’s a PANDEMIC going on around us and people have lost their jobs and/ or are struggling financially.
      You’re the pathetic one and need to realize that not everyone has the advantage of having 5-10K simply stored away.
      There’s many reasons people can be/ are broke… Take Cancer or any other serious illness for example.. Those bills are ASTRONOMICAL and can take YEARS to bounce back from.
      Some people just aren’t lucky enough to be born into money like you apparently were.
      Have some F*cking empathy for this poor family who lost a son, father, brother, ext…. (Which by the way didn’t even start the GD fundraiser to begin with), so they weren’t “begging” for anything, DUDE.

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    March 2, 2021 at 5:11 pm

    “MMA is gay”. Super hot take you fucking putz lol

  • The French Connection
    March 2, 2021 at 4:59 pm

    Bombardier is definitely a French name. It sure would be nice if that subculture took care of it’s own problems.

  • Dirtbird
    March 2, 2021 at 4:58 pm

    What the actual funky!

    How could you be so blasé discussing stealing money for funeral expenses?

  • Matt Dizio
    March 2, 2021 at 4:52 pm

    FUCK YOU!! I’m sick of this fake Spic Tormentor riding my coat tail. For all my followers. I’m going to go by my real name Matt Dizio and capitalize the M and D. Fuck you all if you don’t like my racist comments. I’m funny and you’re not. I’m original and you’re not. I have a huge following and will be writing blogs soon enough. Better get use to me. I’m going to blog under my real name too. I don’t give a fuck

    • Will the real Matt Dizio please stand up
      March 2, 2021 at 5:16 pm

      If you are Matt Dizio which member of Mettalicas autograph did you get tattooed on your left arsecheek?

      • Matt Dizio
        March 2, 2021 at 5:32 pm


      • Matt Dizio
        March 2, 2021 at 5:55 pm

        It says Sausage Factory and it was a joke. Got it when I was 18. Everyone thought it was funny then but all you snow flakes don’t have any sense of humor now.

      • Matt Dizio
        March 2, 2021 at 8:14 pm

        Cliff Burton

    • Dr Ruth
      March 2, 2021 at 5:24 pm

      I think I speak for the majority by stating Who gives a frogs phat ass!!!! Just have Mommy run some butt butter on your sphincter while breast feeding you!!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 2, 2021 at 4:43 pm

    Pilot to bombardier! Pilot to bombardier!

    Please remove your parachute, open the side hatch, and jump out. Thank you!

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    March 2, 2021 at 4:17 pm

    I wonder if it’s the CTE from the aggressive gay sex he has in the octagon or if he’s genuinely that much of a douche that he believes getting a budweiser can tattoo is a good life decision

    • Spic tormentor
      March 2, 2021 at 4:44 pm

      Metallica tattoos are worse. FTW might be the worst tattoo ever though. Definitely a strong contender. You should get Target in old English on your stomach. Like Tu PAC. Dizio you’re such a rascal.

      • The French Connection
        March 2, 2021 at 11:17 pm

        It’s a frenchie in this episode. For now you should be using the name “Frog Tormenter”.

    • Spic Tormentor is Matt Dizio from Woburn
      March 2, 2021 at 5:04 pm

      dude you have metallica and FTW tattoos lmao

    • Spic Tormentor
      March 2, 2021 at 5:13 pm

      • Matt's Tats
        March 2, 2021 at 7:35 pm

        This poor cunt has spent the last couple of weeks dealing with people entering Target just to point and laugh at him

        • Tanner gal
          March 2, 2021 at 7:46 pm

          No fucking way!! Have people really been going to Target and laughing at him? We need video of him at Target. That’s fucking great. Bet he’s regretting that whole Mark Gibbson, spic tormentor, Kay Dulong thing. Hey Matt, this is called Karma and it’s biting you in the ass pretty hard from where I’m sitting.

      • Erin Lonergan Walsh
        March 3, 2021 at 1:26 am

        Ew. Can’t believe I used to hook up with that creep in high school.

        • JC
          March 3, 2021 at 11:48 am

          You’re pathetic if you hooked up with this clown. His mother Nadine is white trash, his brother Jordan is a piece of shit low life who steals purses and breaks into cars, and Justin was caught on Grindr doing sex acts on men for money. Jordan is a loser too both of them had their dog lick PB off their dicks

  • Gangster Talk
    March 2, 2021 at 4:15 pm

    Didn’t you blog about this kid last year to? He tried to find someone on Facebook to help him commit insurance fraud.

    • Elegant Elliot Offen
      March 2, 2021 at 5:47 pm


  • Spanky
    March 2, 2021 at 4:15 pm

    Attleboro has issues

  • Go Fudge Me
    March 2, 2021 at 4:11 pm

    What percentage of GoFundMe campaigns are fraudulent? I am now convinced that the platform is used primarily by skids like this to prey on people’s benevolent nature for their own personal gain. What a douche.

  • David Pendergast
    March 2, 2021 at 4:10 pm

    Wait until he realizes he has to pay taxes on the Go Fund Me amount!

    • Dick GoZinya
      March 2, 2021 at 4:33 pm

      You would so Dave but the IRS considers GFM money to be tax free..

  • Matt Dizio
    March 2, 2021 at 4:05 pm

    I’d let him give me a pile driver. What I wouldn’t do to get those legs wrapped around me on the mat.

  • The Piss Man
    March 2, 2021 at 3:52 pm

    Wow. Could always tell he was a fucking dirtball but this is something else. Wow.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    March 2, 2021 at 3:49 pm

    I agree Uncle T. MMA is fucking gay. Just stand there and bash each others head in like the good old days. But MMA is not as gay as jiu jitsu. You have to be a full on faggot to watch 1 second of that shit. That’s a sport for Joe Rogan and his gay boyfriends.

  • Disgusted
    March 2, 2021 at 3:41 pm

    Justin bombardier has known to steal money, jewelry, electronics amongst other things from other people such as women he goes home with and from house parties. Justin also used to get oral sex from a man out of Stoughton in exchange for cash. Justin has a daughter and lost a first child from the same “‘mother” because she drank with child. This person must be stopped and it’s too bad he can’t be dead instead. Your father is so proud of you Justin.

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