Part 4 of the Bristol Blarney series is out and it’s the craziest one yet. Click here to read it on TB Daily News.
Please consider supporting local journalism by donating to the Turtle fund:
Follow us on Youtube, SoundCloud, Twitter, and Facebook.
Hello Turtle Riders. As you know if you follow Turtleboy we are constantly getting censored and banned by Facebook for what are clearly not violations of their terms of service. Twitter has done the same, and trolls mass reported our blog to Google AdSense thousands of times, leading to demonitization. We can get by and survive, but we could really use your help. Please consider donating by hitting the PayPal button above if you’d like support free speech and what we do in the face of Silicon Valley censorship. Or just buy our award winning book about the dangers of censorship and rise of Turtleboy:
83 Comment(s)
1
Visual Search
Save
Share
More
Looks like
Pages with this
Similar images
Related searches
Looks like “Uncle Charlie” (William Demarest) from “My 3 Sons” in that pic on the left…same angry, confused old-man look.
Can u imagine being the couple who now has custody of her younger children and seeing this play out? When the kids hit high school age i would go over it every friday night and then tell them, “you’re welcome, now go do your homework and the extra credit.”
Is it too late to surrender YOU to foster care?
She’s gross.
Give me some adderall and I’ll write a bunch of kick ass blogs for you too. Bristol, you have been disqualified due to your use of performance enhancing drugs.
Look you mother fucking coke midget, you are one pathetic loser! Sorry you don’t get a “house pass” from your wife and are confined to your basement 24/7. GIVE IT UP FUCKFACE! You are obsessed with Bristol and it discredits you’re brand because you can’t let it go! Get a REAL JOB! Oh, wait you can’t, you’re unemployable… lol. I hope you have a sleeping bag for under that oil tank in your basement… got to self condom from the bugs! Perhaps Ida can donate you one along with her husbands peg leg so you can fuck yourself!
Cucumber syndrome
You’re big mad. This is great. Go fk a cactus cvntface
Calm down Kate.
Any other stories out there than this?…
Ahh… the story here is you being strung along by a strung out junkie.
The stimulus bill will give out $1200 a month to citizens making less than $75,000 a year. But it provides no EXTRA money on top of that to gays lesbians and transsexuals who are being denied the right to work because of their sexuality. The fact that Trump REFUSES to give them extra to make up for their hardship as open gays is inexcusable. Call your congress now and DEMAND action on homosexual rights.
Let them die and decrease the surplus population
This is sad.
Still waiting on Landon Steele update…
Look if you dislike “Bristol” so much, stop writing about her. You are letting your own anger destroy TB.
I knew I wasn’t the only one wondering this.
…you actually HIRED this person and made her a big part of your org. However much of a schlub she is in real life, you missed figuring that out by a country mile, it seems. I know you “never read the comments section,” but if you did, you’d find at least a dozen regular commenters here that could’ve done her job much better than she did, and with less drama.
Maybe it’s time to recalibrate your own shit detector.
“The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shockproof, shit detector. This is the writer’s radar and all great writers have had it.”
–Ernest Hemingway
You chose this Junior High drama over Ratchet Madness. You let your customers down. I tried to warn you.
Social Media is Cancer
Nah, dis bish takes the cake on ratchet madness. I’m glad she’s being exposed
She bought her 13 year old “Cards for Humanity?” Are you fucking kidding me?
She referred to her 13 year old as a “twat?” Are you fucking kidding me?
What is the over/under on the 13 y/o getting pregnant soon?
I banged her.
The past week while in self quarantine I’ve been searching Porn Hub for this Cunt. I know she’s on there somewhere. Just finished searching “Bristol BBC Cokehead”
Can i borrow that pornhub username and password?
Coke is to entry level man. Crystal meth is what she does to drop flesh sack weight.
I’ve seen snails fuck faster than this sloth muppet Bristol can negotiate walking a block.
*Yawn*
Honestly, why do you use the same 6 fucking screenshots in every blog about this?
“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
She needs glasses. If she could see well, she never would’ve taken that selfie let alone posted it. She looks like a guy.
She’s Mom of the Year.
She wins an all expenses paid trip to getting her cheeks parted and a colonic whitewash.
Why do this to your niece? Weird.
Where is Alana K. When we need her? Or Damian or john. Paul, flannery. Clare. Someone call Mary and Kevin
Thank you for exposing this pos 4x failed “mother” lunatic biotch. She needs to go back under the rock her fat azz crawled out of.
Hey TB, is the Mass. Tattoo and Arts Festival still on for the 27th – 29th? I see the ad is still up at the top of this page. Maybe it’s been cancelled, no?
Sturbridge Host? Every year ya queer. Get ya self a tramp stamp or hire one of them to carve out ya Nanas name when she succumbs to BOBD-13…
Big Old Black Dick 13” driling until your Nana says, “Naaaa, na, na , na , naaaaa!”
$$$ for illegal alien spics in tbe stimulus bill.
ABSOLUTELY SICKENING that we are printing money to borrow for INVADERS.
Waiting for ‘Auditing Trojan Ratchet Bristol Blarney Part 63’ When Bristol licks an ice cream cone on video, and TB gets a fucking boner over it. Get the fuck over this, like SOON !!
Man, TB, what an obsession you have for this woman. Get some help! Do your wife and children know? Exciting for you, cringeworthy to others.
She’s a j€w
Omg this girl’s story keeps getting worse and worse… What in the ever living fuck would make her poke the turtle knowing her past was a MISMANAGED CARNIVAL OF STUPIDITY… and that’s being very kind. She is a train wreck on her best day. I blame DCF for her daughter being a shit show Y WOULD THEY KEEP GIVING HER HER KIDS BACK OVER AND OVER. Jesus Christ it would be almost commical if it weren’t so sad…. Give it 3 years that daughter will be on the pole at the golden banana giving handies and hummers for fun…
I kinda thought Bristol was hot, but you show pics of her at her nastiest, I’ve changed my mind… As we used to say : She’s Bogus!!!!
What a F—ing clown!
Holy Female Carnie Batman!
Here is an investigative and compelling news story that TB could follow up on with some hard hitting journalism.
Its alleged that Mass General has a surplus of N 95 masks.
Mass General has these masks because they have been designated as a response team for a world wide crisis. Therefore they were given these masks.
Why would they not share them with their fellow healthcare workers who are at risk and also fighting the covad 19 virus ?
Why would they not help fellow American healthcare workers who are in need of such PPE equipment ?
When most healthcare facilities are in short supply of these masks,which are essential, why is this allowed to occur?
We all need to be safe.
TB could you please look into this story. Your help is greatly sppreciated by many nurses and doctors who are fighting a battle against a deadly virus everyday and dont have the resources that they need. If this allegation is true, why would this be allowed to occur? Thank you for following up on this TB
The shortage of safety gear at Mount Sinai West in Manhattan is so dire that desperate nurses have resorted to wearing trash bags — and some blame the situation for the coronavirus death of a beloved colleague a day ago.
How come Bill Gates and the Gates Foundation are not stepping up and providing funding for masks? Especially a coubtry that made Mr. Gates filthy rich. Yet he gives billions for malaria in Africa a noble cause but an immenent need exist right here in America
The shortage of safety gear at one Manhattan hospital is so dire that desperate nurses have resorted to wearing trash bags — and some blame the situation for the coronavirus death of a beloved colleague.
A stunning photo shared on social media shows three nurses at Mount Sinai West posing in a hallway while clad in large, black plastic trash bags fashioned into makeshift protective garb.
One of them is even holding the open box of 20 Hefty “Strong” 33-gallon garbage bags they used to cloak themselves.
“NO MORE GOWNS IN THE WHOLE HOSPITAL,” the caption reads.
“NO MORE MASKS AND REUSING THE DISPOSABLE ONES…NURSES FIGURING IT OUT DURING COVID-19 CRISIS.”
Lord Andrew Cuomo could have taken a few billion of the tab of Daddy’s bridge and prepared.
But NO! He was spearheading the commercial about how wonderful NYState is. So its all Trumps fault.
Di Blasio ( taller and paler than the disaster David Dinkins was who was shorter and darker than the disaster John Lindsey) and his nappy headed wife, kept the schools open until last week. Now he is clutching pearls saying that Wyoming has to forfeit their PPE’s to dig out from the NYC- NY calamity they helped create.
Same thing in New Orleans. Dinge mayor kept Bourbon Street open and then sent all of those fools home to spew and cough on the smarter population that knows that Mardi Gras is a fetid jungle asshole.
Dont forget our city is a chocolate city ray nage during Katrina. Not accepting buses and holdinh off on evacuation and then blaming Bush.
This is to “Why Can’t” Hang on there! Mass General will need those masks. I’m guessing Massachusetts is just a few days behind New York. This is not going to end well.
Keep guessing. It is alleged they are hoarding thoudands and thousands of masks. Many hospitals have a need right mow not a msybe we will need 100000 in the future so we wont share now and let fellow drs and nurses become infected with a DEADLY virus
You must work at some Butt Cheese Community Hospital that transfers all your COVIDs to Boston! You can’t keep up with the big boys, son! Maybe wear a bandana?
You think you are all that because you are a cna that wipes ass in Boston
Bandanas are for jose and wanna be gang bangers like you.
Morons too stupid to frame an articulate response .
No transfers going on here union thug. Just nurses risking their lives so you can artificially create a shortage.
Maybe people will need 20000 rolls of toilet paper in their homes too
Maybe the front line personnel burning through 50 pieces of PPE in an 8 hr shift has something to do with it? I get the stuff that needs replacement for each patient, but some items can be reused in a sanitary manner (i.e. kept in patient’s area rather than discarding). I’ve heard that some of it is a shot at management, proving that organized labor has devolved into a money grab.
Oh man…enough already.
Do dolphins have balls?
When a mentally deficient bafoon like mayor mahty is considered a leader you know society is in complete downfall.
And I suppose in your esteemed opinion Donald Trump is NOT a “ mentally deficient buffoon” though that’s exactly what he is…. among many many many other things.
Have another one mahty.
You realize she’s already won. You went over the edge a while ago.
All you have left is a really bad laugh and flying monkeys.
You’re a sad little man. And she’s got the shoes.
I thought you were done with this bitches like three weeks ago. So lame. Give it up please. Really.
Kate Peters children please read this to understand what your egg donor is.
Profile of a Sociopath:
Glibness and Superficial Charm.
Manipulative and Conning
They never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors as permissible. They appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used. They may dominate and humiliate their victims.
Grandiose Sense of Self
Feels entitled to certain things as “their right.”
Pathological Lying
Has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing and even able to pass lie detector tests.
Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt
A deep seated rage, which is split off and repressed, is at their core. Does not see others around them as people, but only as targets and opportunities. Instead of friends, they have victims and accomplices who end up as victims. The end always justifies the means and they let nothing stand in their way.
Shallow Emotions
When they show what seems to be warmth, joy, love and compassion it is more feigned than experienced and serves an ulterior motive. Outraged by insignificant matters, yet remaining unmoved and cold by what would upset a normal person. Since they are not genuine, neither are their promises.
Incapacity for Love
Need for Stimulation. Living on the edge. Verbal outbursts and physical punishments are normal. Promiscuity and gambling are common.
Callousness/Lack of Empathy
Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others’ feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them.
Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature
Rage and abuse, alternating with small expressions of love and approval produce an addictive cycle for abuser and abused, as well as creating hopelessness in the victim. Believe they are all-powerful, all-knowing, entitled to every wish, no sense of personal boundaries, no concern for their impact on others.
Early Behavior Problems/Juvenile Delinquency
Usually has a history of behavioral and academic difficulties, yet “gets by” by conning others. Problems in making and keeping friends; aberrant behaviors such as cruelty to people or animals, stealing, etc.
Irresponsibility/Unreliability
Not concerned about wrecking others’ lives and dreams. Oblivious or indifferent to the devastation they cause. Does not accept blame themselves, but blames others, even for acts they obviously committed.
Promiscuous Sexual Behavior/Infidelity
Promiscuity, child sexual abuse, rape and sexual acting out of all sorts.
Lack of Realistic Life Plan/Parasitic Lifestyle
Tends to move around a lot or makes all encompassing promises for the future, poor work ethic but exploits others effectively.
Criminal or Entrepreneurial Versatility
Changes their image as needed to avoid prosecution. Changes life story readily.
Kate Peter’s picture should be in the dictionary under Sociopath.
Sounds like Kate is a typical j€w.
Just stop it.
Anytime I see this racist garbage I just hit page down. Hyped up or not, the world / country is fucked from this dog shit.
Shit isn’t going to get any better if people keep saying continue to place needless blame. If anything blame the Chinese. Yah I know that’s contradictory but eat my ass.
That is the most spot on description of this sorry excuse of a “mother” .. The sad part about all this, is the fact that all this shit isn’t just her past behavior it is her past present and future. I feel so sad for her kids she didn’t give away. Those poor kids dont have a chance. Seriously what 12 year old is running around with older boys, smoking pot, sneaking out all hours of the night.. Ill tell ya who a 12 year old who os following in her cunt “mothers” footsteps.. So sad
Nailed it. This right here, and TB knows it, which is why he’s not just “letting it go”
Why? Because sociopaths are formidable enemies and “fear” only two things, loss of control and being exposed
Keep your foot on the gas TB, and don’t let off until she disappears to plot her revenge, and you can bet your ass she will. With that said, don’t show all your cards while you drive her back into her cave. You’ll need that extra ammo down the line
This desire to make Bristol look bad would appear to be short-sighted. Leave it alone. She was a part of your organization. That’s not something you should keep reminding people. Get back to bringing us stories we like.
I rarely read the comments but was curious this time around. Just showed up here to remind you that I will write about whatever I feel like writing about, and you will sit there and enjoy it. This is the most vile ratchet I have ever profiled and she doesn’t get a free pass just because she once wrote blogs for me. If you’re sick of this series then I suggest you head on over to the Huffington Post, because we’re just getting started.
Now, THAT’S what I call customer service. Serisouly though, where the fuck is the rest off the Landon Steele series, ya cunt?
Never mind Landon Steele. Nobody cared about him except that he was boinking Leigh. I want the video of HTTG doing black johns at the Encore (for scientific purposes). HTTG is falling and he pulled the story before the splat. Bristol is a Gruffalo. Dig a hole and bury it. NO ONE CARES BUT YOU!
Okie dokie.
You read every fucking comment, every fucking day.
And I’m a fan.
I gotta agree.
And I don’t care either way. Maybe saying AK doesn’t read the comments is so he can later say in court he doesn’t, so that way he can’t be responsible for deleting the stupid ones that spew racism, or threaten violence on a blog subject, etc… that makes perfect sense.
I won’t blame AK for giving up the ip addresses of the assholes who say stupid shit in the comments if he ever has to.
Is part 5 going to be same as the other 4 too?
So I show up here, and you want me to go there?
FU TB.
I’m going back to Fox News.
Speaking of contagious diseases…
unless there are n00dz, this series has become lame.
Hmm..I mean, her nudes could kill off the Coronavirus. Well, people would at the very least rinse their eyes out with bleach
Jesus is she dumb! With a past like that not only does she have ZERO room to judge ANYONE, but damn common sense is if you don’t want your past blasted every where you don’t become a public figure ! Because now her past and present is fair game, if she was even a little smart she would have walked away a long time ago! Now she gets to enjoy being dragged through the mud and deserves every second of it!
Aaahhh go for a jog. You smoothies sure are soft in the pants.
Zzzzzzzz……
Who cares? Move on with your life.
India has just banned the export of chloroquin so they can hoard it for themselves. The dems say diversity is our strength. I thought only America was xenophobic and selfish according to dems.
Oh, oh ya.
Can you become coherent?