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Auditing Trojan Ratchet Bristol Blarney Part 4 – Neglecting Daughter, DCF Back In Her Life, Frequent Domestic Disputes, Family And Friends Speak Out

 

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Part 4 of the Bristol Blarney series is out and it’s the craziest one yet. Click here to read it on TB Daily News.

 

 

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  • John Galt
    March 27, 2020 at 5:36 am

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    Looks like “Uncle Charlie” (William Demarest) from “My 3 Sons” in that pic on the left…same angry, confused old-man look.

  • TortugaNiño
    March 26, 2020 at 10:08 pm

    Can u imagine being the couple who now has custody of her younger children and seeing this play out? When the kids hit high school age i would go over it every friday night and then tell them, “you’re welcome, now go do your homework and the extra credit.”

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      March 27, 2020 at 7:24 am

      Is it too late to surrender YOU to foster care?

  • Yeah no
    March 26, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    She’s gross.

  • Can I just say?
    March 26, 2020 at 4:31 pm

    Give me some adderall and I’ll write a bunch of kick ass blogs for you too. Bristol, you have been disqualified due to your use of performance enhancing drugs.

  • Cucumber syndrome
    March 26, 2020 at 3:38 pm

    Look you mother fucking coke midget, you are one pathetic loser! Sorry you don’t get a “house pass” from your wife and are confined to your basement 24/7. GIVE IT UP FUCKFACE! You are obsessed with Bristol and it discredits you’re brand because you can’t let it go! Get a REAL JOB! Oh, wait you can’t, you’re unemployable… lol. I hope you have a sleeping bag for under that oil tank in your basement… got to self condom from the bugs! Perhaps Ida can donate you one along with her husbands peg leg so you can fuck yourself!

    • Pegging Uranus
      March 26, 2020 at 6:21 pm

      Cucumber syndrome
      You’re big mad. This is great. Go fk a cactus cvntface

    • Jenny From Da Block
      March 27, 2020 at 2:37 am

      Calm down Kate.

  • Cheddah
    March 26, 2020 at 3:12 pm

    Any other stories out there than this?…

  • Helloooo
    March 26, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    Ahh… the story here is you being strung along by a strung out junkie.

  • ONCE AGAIN TRUMP DROPS THE BALL RACISTLY ON PROTECTING LGBTQAJ+ PEOPLE
    March 26, 2020 at 2:32 pm

    The stimulus bill will give out $1200 a month to citizens making less than $75,000 a year. But it provides no EXTRA money on top of that to gays lesbians and transsexuals who are being denied the right to work because of their sexuality. The fact that Trump REFUSES to give them extra to make up for their hardship as open gays is inexcusable. Call your congress now and DEMAND action on homosexual rights.

    • Ebenezer
      March 26, 2020 at 3:44 pm

      Let them die and decrease the surplus population

  • Jenny From Da Block
    March 26, 2020 at 2:23 pm

    This is sad.

  • LET IT GO
    March 26, 2020 at 12:42 pm

    Still waiting on Landon Steele update…

    Look if you dislike “Bristol” so much, stop writing about her. You are letting your own anger destroy TB.

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      March 26, 2020 at 2:22 pm

      I knew I wasn’t the only one wondering this.

  • Dude...
    March 26, 2020 at 12:38 pm

    …you actually HIRED this person and made her a big part of your org. However much of a schlub she is in real life, you missed figuring that out by a country mile, it seems. I know you “never read the comments section,” but if you did, you’d find at least a dozen regular commenters here that could’ve done her job much better than she did, and with less drama.

    Maybe it’s time to recalibrate your own shit detector.

    “The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shockproof, shit detector. This is the writer’s radar and all great writers have had it.”
    –Ernest Hemingway

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    March 26, 2020 at 11:52 am

    You chose this Junior High drama over Ratchet Madness. You let your customers down. I tried to warn you.

    Social Media is Cancer

    • Hunter
      March 26, 2020 at 6:32 pm

      Nah, dis bish takes the cake on ratchet madness. I’m glad she’s being exposed

  • WeRFucked
    March 26, 2020 at 11:03 am

    She bought her 13 year old “Cards for Humanity?” Are you fucking kidding me?

    She referred to her 13 year old as a “twat?” Are you fucking kidding me?

    What is the over/under on the 13 y/o getting pregnant soon?

    • Jeff Epstein's Ghost, Reporting Live from Hell
      March 27, 2020 at 9:43 am

      I banged her.

  • Platinum Porn Hub Member
    March 26, 2020 at 10:46 am

    The past week while in self quarantine I’ve been searching Porn Hub for this Cunt. I know she’s on there somewhere. Just finished searching “Bristol BBC Cokehead”

    • Turtz McGurtz
      March 26, 2020 at 9:52 pm

      Can i borrow that pornhub username and password?

    • Judge dread
      March 27, 2020 at 12:42 am

      Coke is to entry level man. Crystal meth is what she does to drop flesh sack weight.

  • Judge dread
    March 26, 2020 at 10:32 am

    I’ve seen snails fuck faster than this sloth muppet Bristol can negotiate walking a block.

  • Ray Patriarca
    March 26, 2020 at 9:21 am

    *Yawn*

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    March 26, 2020 at 7:30 am

    Honestly, why do you use the same 6 fucking screenshots in every blog about this?

  • John Galt
    March 26, 2020 at 5:40 am

    “Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”

    She needs glasses. If she could see well, she never would’ve taken that selfie let alone posted it. She looks like a guy.

  • Tango Romeo
    March 26, 2020 at 4:39 am

    She’s Mom of the Year.
    She wins an all expenses paid trip to getting her cheeks parted and a colonic whitewash.

  • TB sure can pick them
    March 26, 2020 at 3:13 am

    Why do this to your niece? Weird.

  • Behavioral therapist
    March 26, 2020 at 2:04 am

    Where is Alana K. When we need her? Or Damian or john. Paul, flannery. Clare. Someone call Mary and Kevin

  • Every person's life she destroyed
    March 26, 2020 at 1:44 am

    Thank you for exposing this pos 4x failed “mother” lunatic biotch. She needs to go back under the rock her fat azz crawled out of.

  • Are festivals necessary?
    March 26, 2020 at 12:04 am

    Hey TB, is the Mass. Tattoo and Arts Festival still on for the 27th – 29th? I see the ad is still up at the top of this page. Maybe it’s been cancelled, no?

    • BOBD-13BOBD-
      March 26, 2020 at 4:32 am

      Sturbridge Host? Every year ya queer. Get ya self a tramp stamp or hire one of them to carve out ya Nanas name when she succumbs to BOBD-13…

      Big Old Black Dick 13” driling until your Nana says, “Naaaa, na, na , na , naaaaa!”

  • Doctor, no me siento bien.
    March 25, 2020 at 11:53 pm

    $$$ for illegal alien spics in tbe stimulus bill.
    ABSOLUTELY SICKENING that we are printing money to borrow for INVADERS.

  • whatevuh
    March 25, 2020 at 11:42 pm

    Waiting for ‘Auditing Trojan Ratchet Bristol Blarney Part 63’ When Bristol licks an ice cream cone on video, and TB gets a fucking boner over it. Get the fuck over this, like SOON !!

  • What an obsession
    March 25, 2020 at 10:52 pm

    Man, TB, what an obsession you have for this woman. Get some help! Do your wife and children know? Exciting for you, cringeworthy to others.

  • Bristol is a filthy j€w
    March 25, 2020 at 10:42 pm

    She’s a j€w

  • Jenn1111
    March 25, 2020 at 10:22 pm

    Omg this girl’s story keeps getting worse and worse… What in the ever living fuck would make her poke the turtle knowing her past was a MISMANAGED CARNIVAL OF STUPIDITY… and that’s being very kind. She is a train wreck on her best day. I blame DCF for her daughter being a shit show Y WOULD THEY KEEP GIVING HER HER KIDS BACK OVER AND OVER. Jesus Christ it would be almost commical if it weren’t so sad…. Give it 3 years that daughter will be on the pole at the golden banana giving handies and hummers for fun…

  • Garcia Vega
    March 25, 2020 at 10:10 pm

    I kinda thought Bristol was hot, but you show pics of her at her nastiest, I’ve changed my mind… As we used to say : She’s Bogus!!!!

  • Good Lord
    March 25, 2020 at 9:57 pm

    What a F—ing clown!

  • Robin
    March 25, 2020 at 9:27 pm

    Holy Female Carnie Batman!

  • WhyCant Healthcare Facilities Work Together
    March 25, 2020 at 9:08 pm

    Here is an investigative and compelling news story that TB could follow up on with some hard hitting journalism.
    Its alleged that Mass General has a surplus of N 95 masks.
    Mass General has these masks because they have been designated as a response team for a world wide crisis. Therefore they were given these masks.
    Why would they not share them with their fellow healthcare workers who are at risk and also fighting the covad 19 virus ?
    Why would they not help fellow American healthcare workers who are in need of such PPE equipment ?
    When most healthcare facilities are in short supply of these masks,which are essential, why is this allowed to occur?
    We all need to be safe.
    TB could you please look into this story. Your help is greatly sppreciated by many nurses and doctors who are fighting a battle against a deadly virus everyday and dont have the resources that they need. If this allegation is true, why would this be allowed to occur? Thank you for following up on this TB

    • This Could Happen In MA Too
      March 25, 2020 at 9:18 pm

      The shortage of safety gear at Mount Sinai West in Manhattan is so dire that desperate nurses have resorted to wearing trash bags — and some blame the situation for the coronavirus death of a beloved colleague a day ago.

      • America Helped Bill. Will Bill Help America
        March 25, 2020 at 9:22 pm

        How come Bill Gates and the Gates Foundation are not stepping up and providing funding for masks? Especially a coubtry that made Mr. Gates filthy rich. Yet he gives billions for malaria in Africa a noble cause but an immenent need exist right here in America

      • Nurses Need Supplies Urgently
        March 25, 2020 at 9:38 pm

        The shortage of safety gear at one Manhattan hospital is so dire that desperate nurses have resorted to wearing trash bags — and some blame the situation for the coronavirus death of a beloved colleague.

        A stunning photo shared on social media shows three nurses at Mount Sinai West posing in a hallway while clad in large, black plastic trash bags fashioned into makeshift protective garb.

        One of them is even holding the open box of 20 Hefty “Strong” 33-gallon garbage bags they used to cloak themselves.

        “NO MORE GOWNS IN THE WHOLE HOSPITAL,” the caption reads.

        “NO MORE MASKS AND REUSING THE DISPOSABLE ONES…NURSES FIGURING IT OUT DURING COVID-19 CRISIS.”

        • Simple Logic
          March 26, 2020 at 10:26 am

          Lord Andrew Cuomo could have taken a few billion of the tab of Daddy’s bridge and prepared.

          But NO! He was spearheading the commercial about how wonderful NYState is. So its all Trumps fault.

          Di Blasio ( taller and paler than the disaster David Dinkins was who was shorter and darker than the disaster John Lindsey) and his nappy headed wife, kept the schools open until last week. Now he is clutching pearls saying that Wyoming has to forfeit their PPE’s to dig out from the NYC- NY calamity they helped create.

          Same thing in New Orleans. Dinge mayor kept Bourbon Street open and then sent all of those fools home to spew and cough on the smarter population that knows that Mardi Gras is a fetid jungle asshole.

          • In 2015 Cuomo Was Adviced To Buy Vents He Chose Failed Solar Panels
            March 26, 2020 at 11:35 am

            Dont forget our city is a chocolate city ray nage during Katrina. Not accepting buses and holdinh off on evacuation and then blaming Bush.

    • It’s coming
      March 26, 2020 at 10:16 am

      This is to “Why Can’t” Hang on there! Mass General will need those masks. I’m guessing Massachusetts is just a few days behind New York. This is not going to end well.

      • Thousands For Me. NONE For You
        March 26, 2020 at 2:09 pm

        Keep guessing. It is alleged they are hoarding thoudands and thousands of masks. Many hospitals have a need right mow not a msybe we will need 100000 in the future so we wont share now and let fellow drs and nurses become infected with a DEADLY virus

        • Mass General
          March 28, 2020 at 2:04 pm

          You must work at some Butt Cheese Community Hospital that transfers all your COVIDs to Boston! You can’t keep up with the big boys, son! Maybe wear a bandana?

          • An Ass IsAn Ass And You Are
            March 29, 2020 at 3:11 pm

            You think you are all that because you are a cna that wipes ass in Boston

          • A Big Boy Who Acts Like A Child
            March 29, 2020 at 3:17 pm

            Bandanas are for jose and wanna be gang bangers like you.
            Morons too stupid to frame an articulate response .
            No transfers going on here union thug. Just nurses risking their lives so you can artificially create a shortage.

      • I Have Enough Toilet Paper To Last Generations
        March 26, 2020 at 2:39 pm

        Maybe people will need 20000 rolls of toilet paper in their homes too

    • Luke Fondleberg
      March 29, 2020 at 11:07 pm

      Maybe the front line personnel burning through 50 pieces of PPE in an 8 hr shift has something to do with it? I get the stuff that needs replacement for each patient, but some items can be reused in a sanitary manner (i.e. kept in patient’s area rather than discarding). I’ve heard that some of it is a shot at management, proving that organized labor has devolved into a money grab.

  • mrme
    March 25, 2020 at 9:07 pm

    Oh man…enough already.

  • Question
    March 25, 2020 at 8:42 pm

    Do dolphins have balls?

  • The Rise And Great Fall Of An Empire
    March 25, 2020 at 8:39 pm

    When a mentally deficient bafoon like mayor mahty is considered a leader you know society is in complete downfall.

    • Smarty Marty
      March 25, 2020 at 9:49 pm

      And I suppose in your esteemed opinion Donald Trump is NOT a “ mentally deficient buffoon” though that’s exactly what he is…. among many many many other things.

      • Mahty Thinks He Looks Hot In A Speedo
        March 25, 2020 at 11:31 pm

        Have another one mahty.

  • Niko
    March 25, 2020 at 8:19 pm

    You realize she’s already won. You went over the edge a while ago.
    All you have left is a really bad laugh and flying monkeys.

    You’re a sad little man. And she’s got the shoes.

  • A hole
    March 25, 2020 at 7:45 pm

    I thought you were done with this bitches like three weeks ago. So lame. Give it up please. Really.

  • Jordis
    March 25, 2020 at 7:34 pm

    Kate Peters children please read this to understand what your egg donor is.

    Profile of a Sociopath:

    Glibness and Superficial Charm.

    Manipulative and Conning
    They never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors as permissible. They appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used. They may dominate and humiliate their victims.

    Grandiose Sense of Self
    Feels entitled to certain things as “their right.”

    Pathological Lying
    Has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing and even able to pass lie detector tests.

    Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt
    A deep seated rage, which is split off and repressed, is at their core. Does not see others around them as people, but only as targets and opportunities. Instead of friends, they have victims and accomplices who end up as victims. The end always justifies the means and they let nothing stand in their way.

    Shallow Emotions
    When they show what seems to be warmth, joy, love and compassion it is more feigned than experienced and serves an ulterior motive. Outraged by insignificant matters, yet remaining unmoved and cold by what would upset a normal person. Since they are not genuine, neither are their promises.

    Incapacity for Love

    Need for Stimulation. Living on the edge. Verbal outbursts and physical punishments are normal. Promiscuity and gambling are common.

    Callousness/Lack of Empathy
    Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others’ feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them.

    Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature
    Rage and abuse, alternating with small expressions of love and approval produce an addictive cycle for abuser and abused, as well as creating hopelessness in the victim. Believe they are all-powerful, all-knowing, entitled to every wish, no sense of personal boundaries, no concern for their impact on others.

    Early Behavior Problems/Juvenile Delinquency
    Usually has a history of behavioral and academic difficulties, yet “gets by” by conning others. Problems in making and keeping friends; aberrant behaviors such as cruelty to people or animals, stealing, etc.

    Irresponsibility/Unreliability
    Not concerned about wrecking others’ lives and dreams. Oblivious or indifferent to the devastation they cause. Does not accept blame themselves, but blames others, even for acts they obviously committed.

    Promiscuous Sexual Behavior/Infidelity
    Promiscuity, child sexual abuse, rape and sexual acting out of all sorts.

    Lack of Realistic Life Plan/Parasitic Lifestyle
    Tends to move around a lot or makes all encompassing promises for the future, poor work ethic but exploits others effectively.

    Criminal or Entrepreneurial Versatility
    Changes their image as needed to avoid prosecution. Changes life story readily.

    Kate Peter’s picture should be in the dictionary under Sociopath.

    • Bristol is a j€w
      March 25, 2020 at 10:10 pm

      Sounds like Kate is a typical j€w.

      • Judge dread
        March 25, 2020 at 11:17 pm

        Just stop it.

        Anytime I see this racist garbage I just hit page down. Hyped up or not, the world / country is fucked from this dog shit.

        Shit isn’t going to get any better if people keep saying continue to place needless blame. If anything blame the Chinese. Yah I know that’s contradictory but eat my ass.

    • I see dumb people
      March 26, 2020 at 10:06 am

      That is the most spot on description of this sorry excuse of a “mother” .. The sad part about all this, is the fact that all this shit isn’t just her past behavior it is her past present and future. I feel so sad for her kids she didn’t give away. Those poor kids dont have a chance. Seriously what 12 year old is running around with older boys, smoking pot, sneaking out all hours of the night.. Ill tell ya who a 12 year old who os following in her cunt “mothers” footsteps.. So sad

    • Sociopathic warfare
      March 26, 2020 at 7:18 pm

      Nailed it. This right here, and TB knows it, which is why he’s not just “letting it go”

      Why? Because sociopaths are formidable enemies and “fear” only two things, loss of control and being exposed

      Keep your foot on the gas TB, and don’t let off until she disappears to plot her revenge, and you can bet your ass she will. With that said, don’t show all your cards while you drive her back into her cave. You’ll need that extra ammo down the line

  • Michael Cunningham
    March 25, 2020 at 7:29 pm

    This desire to make Bristol look bad would appear to be short-sighted. Leave it alone. She was a part of your organization. That’s not something you should keep reminding people. Get back to bringing us stories we like.

    • Uncle Turtleboy
      March 26, 2020 at 12:09 am

      I rarely read the comments but was curious this time around. Just showed up here to remind you that I will write about whatever I feel like writing about, and you will sit there and enjoy it. This is the most vile ratchet I have ever profiled and she doesn’t get a free pass just because she once wrote blogs for me. If you’re sick of this series then I suggest you head on over to the Huffington Post, because we’re just getting started.

      • DudeRanchStripClub
        March 26, 2020 at 7:01 am

        Now, THAT’S what I call customer service. Serisouly though, where the fuck is the rest off the Landon Steele series, ya cunt?

        • Dirty Harry
          March 26, 2020 at 10:11 am

          Never mind Landon Steele. Nobody cared about him except that he was boinking Leigh. I want the video of HTTG doing black johns at the Encore (for scientific purposes). HTTG is falling and he pulled the story before the splat. Bristol is a Gruffalo. Dig a hole and bury it. NO ONE CARES BUT YOU!

          • DudeRanchStripClub
            March 26, 2020 at 11:35 am

            Okie dokie.

      • C'mon
        March 26, 2020 at 10:44 am

        You read every fucking comment, every fucking day.

        And I’m a fan.

        • WeRFucked
          March 26, 2020 at 10:58 am

          I gotta agree.

          And I don’t care either way. Maybe saying AK doesn’t read the comments is so he can later say in court he doesn’t, so that way he can’t be responsible for deleting the stupid ones that spew racism, or threaten violence on a blog subject, etc… that makes perfect sense.

          I won’t blame AK for giving up the ip addresses of the assholes who say stupid shit in the comments if he ever has to.

  • Wtf
    March 25, 2020 at 7:19 pm

    Is part 5 going to be same as the other 4 too?

  • MAGA For Life
    March 25, 2020 at 7:05 pm

    So I show up here, and you want me to go there?
    FU TB.
    I’m going back to Fox News.

  • Snarky Pete
    March 25, 2020 at 6:43 pm

    Speaking of contagious diseases…

  • Stunt Penis
    March 25, 2020 at 6:40 pm

    unless there are n00dz, this series has become lame.

    • Jordis
      March 25, 2020 at 7:47 pm

      Hmm..I mean, her nudes could kill off the Coronavirus. Well, people would at the very least rinse their eyes out with bleach

  • C lala unt
    March 25, 2020 at 6:17 pm

    Jesus is she dumb! With a past like that not only does she have ZERO room to judge ANYONE, but damn common sense is if you don’t want your past blasted every where you don’t become a public figure ! Because now her past and present is fair game, if she was even a little smart she would have walked away a long time ago! Now she gets to enjoy being dragged through the mud and deserves every second of it!

  • So this is what a person that never had to climb stairs sounds like
    March 25, 2020 at 6:12 pm

    Aaahhh go for a jog. You smoothies sure are soft in the pants.

  • No one cares
    March 25, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    Zzzzzzzz……

    Who cares? Move on with your life.

  • Diversity Is NOT Our Strength
    March 25, 2020 at 5:49 pm

    India has just banned the export of chloroquin so they can hoard it for themselves. The dems say diversity is our strength. I thought only America was xenophobic and selfish according to dems.

    • What the fuck?
      March 25, 2020 at 9:34 pm

      Oh, oh ya.
      Can you become coherent?

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