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Baby Face Boner Champ Fall River Mayor Is Refusing To Resign, Says He Dindu Nuffin, Even Though He Spent $363K Of Other People’s Money On Strippers, Casinos, Mercedes, And Other Luxuries

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As you saw on Turtleboy earlier today, the baby faced boner champ Mayor of Fall River, Jasiel Correia, was arrested for defrauding investors of his stupid app that no one wanted. Well, now we know more details, and it’s insane:

Correia had allegedly convinced seven investors to invest more than $363,000 in SnoOwl over a four year period between 2013 and 2017.

“Correia, however, diverted more than $231,000 of that money, about 64 percent, to fund his political career and extravagant lifestyle and the needs of his other business ventures. This is not about poor accounting or honest mistakes,” said Lelling.

None of the SnoOwl investors ever recouped any of their investments and the company is worth nothing today, said Lelling. According to the indictment, Correia used the SnoOwl investment funds to purchase tens of thousands of dollars of luxury items including a Mercedes Benz, jewelry and designer men’s and women’s clothing. Correia spent “lavishly” on personal travel and entertainment, airfare, luxury hotels, restaurants and casinos as well as adult entertainment.

Dude was using other people’s money, which they invested with him in good faith under the auspices that it would be used to build this company, and spending it on lap dances, beamers, ice, and craps tables. Not a small amount either – close to half a million dollars. This is serious jail time we are looking at.

But wait, it gets better….

The U.S. Attorney also alleges that Correia used approximately $10,000 of investor money to pay down a student loan and fund his political campaigns as well as making charitable donations in his own name. The indictment also alleges that in February 2015 he altered personal tax returns for 2013 and 2014 when he became aware that he was under an FBI and HUD investigation. While Correia is free, U.S. Magistrate Paige Kelley did place a number of conditions for his release, including that he surrender his passport on Friday. He was also ordered not to have any contact with any of the alleged victims or potential witnesses.

“It’s very important that you abide by that,” said Kelley.

While he is allowed to travel in the U.S., Paige said that if he leaves Massachusetts for longer than a day he must notify the probation officer that he has been assigned. 

He paid off his Goddamn student loans to Providence College. This was all a scam. He knew there would never be an app. He lied to all these suckers, put on a fancy suit to make them think he was legit, and used their money to pay his own bills. He even made charitable donations in order to avoid paying taxes on the money. Because it wasn’t his money to begin with. Then he went and fucked with his previous tax returns once the feds were closing in on him. He is the ultimate scumbag con-artist.

So he’s gotta resign right? Nope. This mother fucker is doubling down:

Later Correia proclaimed that he would not resign as mayor saying in a prepared statement, “As I am innocent of these charges, I will absolutely not be resigning from this office. I love Fall River and its residents. It has been and will continue to be an honor to serve them and to move our city forward. I want to reassure all of my constituents that these unfortunate circumstances will in no way impact the functioning of city government, or my commitment to work as hard as I possibly can, every day, to represent the citizens of the great City of Fall River.”

You’re not innocent. You were arrested. There’s irrefutable proof that you spent all this money that wasn’t your’s. You stole from people. You are a the Fall River Bernie Madoff. People lost everything because they put their faith in you, and you lied to their face. You don’t get to hide behind meaningless buzzwords like “move our city forward.” Your city’s not moving forward. You run arguably the biggest shithole in the South Shore. Your claim to fame is the Fall River Guttermuppet. And even if the city was moving forward, what does that have to do with the fact that you stole $363K from innocent people? Nothing.

His lawyer’s got his back though:

“The mayor adamantly denies the allegation in the indictment and as you’ve seen if you read the indictment there is nothing in there with respect to his service as mayor or his duties as mayor,” said Berthiaume. “This is a business dispute that has no business being in federal criminal court.”

Oh, OK. As long as he’s a criminal when he’s not doing mayoral work, then it’s all good.

“I’ve done nothing wrong. If you look at my track record there’s nothing but positive results,” Correia said.

Nothing but positive results? The only thing positive about Fall River is when people make enough money that they can move out of Fall River.

I really can’t believe he’s being this defiant. This is an easy bow your head and resign situation. You got caught with your hand in the cookie jar. Take the L and move on. Instead he’s bragging about winning 65% of the vote. Because at the end of the day he’s a democrat in Massachusetts, running a poverty filled city. Fall River, just like most cities in the country is filled with crime, drugs, and pollution. And just like most cities a democratic politician comes along spitting buzzwords, promises to fix their problems, and only ends up enriching himself instead.

23 Comment(s)
  • The Doctor
    October 13, 2018 at 11:28 am

    Innocent or guilty, have some respect for the gravity of the accusations & wipe the smug smile off your face. You’re a politician, you should understand optics. Or at least your ‘people’ should.

  • Tony
    October 12, 2018 at 9:12 pm

    It’s not district court. The feds get a conviction 85% of the time.

  • SexualChocolate
    October 12, 2018 at 8:33 pm

    “I don’t like getting wet.” Coming from a guy who is mayor of a city in which the majority of its residents are blue collar people who work outside. He is so out of touch it’s almost funny.

  • Ickaboo
    October 12, 2018 at 8:20 pm

    Who TF would want to be mayor of that shit hole anyway? Mills hills and unpaid bills.

  • Judge dread
    October 12, 2018 at 2:16 pm

    Tick tock tick tock the shit clock is ticking.

    You fucked over people and the feds are involved. You’re done.

    He’s going to have an hour long expose on the CNBC show American Greed. Congratulations asshole you made Fall River look like a chemical toilet. Yet again.

    What a shit puppet.

  • Stevet
    October 12, 2018 at 11:22 am

    I was expecting him to sound like fez from that 70s show

  • FR Guttermuppet
    October 12, 2018 at 10:10 am

    #Not My Mayor.

  • guppy
    October 12, 2018 at 9:38 am

    Arrested at his Bridgewater home. Why would a mayor live in the city he runs?

  • MrSmiley
    October 12, 2018 at 8:22 am

    What a smug little cunt he is.

    • Not wid my dick
      October 12, 2018 at 10:29 pm

      His cunt won’t be small when LeRoy get thru wid him……..

  • Independent Thinker
    October 12, 2018 at 8:19 am

    I don’t know anything about this guy, but I think there is a lot more to the story. People invested money in his non-existent company. They received no return. He probably wasn’t capable of producing what he promised. It sounds like he mismanaged some of the money that was invested, but people lose money in investments every day. It’s nothing new. And buying a used “C” class Mercedes is far from living an extravagant lifestyle. We are talking about a couple of hundred thousand dollars here, which is peanuts.

    Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that as a Democrat, he was endorsing Baker. Or perhaps, the “investors” were really trying to buy political influence. I’m not defending the guy, but there appears to be a lot of unsubstantiated claims. If you want to look at real corruption, continue digging into the state police overtime assignments or the EZ pass system and how it is allegedly overcharging some customers.

    • Jefe
      October 12, 2018 at 11:23 am

      A couple of hundred thousand is peanuts?! Ok, if that’s the case, I’ll take a new GMC Sierra 2500 dmax Denali. When shall I pick it up?
      The FBI, HUD, IRS and US Attorney wouldn’t arrest a mayor unless they had a locked down case.

  • Deflateddoritodinks
    October 12, 2018 at 7:31 am

    Chahlie Faker knows nothing. He doesn’t know anything about Lauren blowing the guy at the Westport fundraiser. Nichts! Nada! Nuthink!!!

  • WeAreFucked
    October 12, 2018 at 7:25 am

    Is everyone forgetting he won thanks in large part to the (unknown to them) backing of his investors? (Allegedly of course.)

    To the riders who are saying “innocent until proven guilty” – yes, there are people that are accusing him of fraud. But… it appears that the charges are the result of an investigation by the government. I’m assuming they’ve all ready looked at his taxes, bank accounts, etc… if they know where the money went. This is different than Kavanaugh’s situation.

    Did he defraud investors? According to the last blog where a man says he did not receive the papers you would normally get in an investment, no fraud may have been committed. If these investors handed him over $363k without getting anything in writing, the mayor of Fart River can say that he never told the investors that all the money was for the “app.” A good lawyer, and Mayor Puberty walks free.

    OJ Simpson lost his acting career but shouldn’t have. He was innocent.

  • Stunt Penis
    October 12, 2018 at 5:18 am

    Smart move on his part not to resign. Only he really knows if he’s guilty or not.

    a. if he is guilty, he’s going to need his salary as mayor to pay for Richard N. Vulva, Esq. to keep him from having a starring role in “AnalJam 5 – Cellblock Love”.

    b. if he’s not guilty, there’s no reason for him to give up a plum job.

    In short, there’s no up-side to him resigning… and, if anything, his “resigning” could become a bargaining chip with prosecutors later on as part of a plea deal.

    • Jefe
      October 12, 2018 at 2:42 pm

      Agreed with except prosecutors using resignation as part of plea deal. The US Attorney couldn’t give a fuck if he resigns or not. It will have no bearing on how they attack his case. None.

  • Old Gumshoe
    October 12, 2018 at 3:46 am

    Should he resign in the face of the indictment ? Probably.
    But, the fact that he was arrested and indicted doesn’t mean he’s guilty.
    Remember Brett Kavanaugh?
    In this country, you are innocent until proven guilty.
    There is an old saying : “You can indict a ham sandwich”.
    An indictment mean that there is probable cause to believe that a crime has or may have been committed.
    On it’s face, does this look bad ? Absolutely.
    Is it likely he’s guilty? Probably.
    But….has he been found guilty by a jury of his peers in a court of law? No.
    Like what happened to Justice Kavanaugh, please don’t give into the mob mentality.
    Let this play itself out in a court of law…not a court of public opinion.
    I despise Democrats more than most. But…I’m not going to give into the same tactics they use.
    Let this play out in court, Turtle Riders.
    If he’s found guilty, we have plenty of time then to properly tar and feather Hizzoner publicly.
    Don’t play by the Democrats rules. He’s not guilty…..yet. But if he is ? I’ll toss on the first feathers !

    • MarkF
      October 12, 2018 at 4:36 am

      Absolutely, Gumshoe.

      We need to stand up for the things we care about, not just when “our” guy is on the line.

      Besides, the US Attorney’s Office and federal LE have been known to be somewhat overzealous at times.

    • Jefe
      October 12, 2018 at 2:46 pm

      I just have a hard time believing that the US Attorney would arrest a mayor unless he/she knew damn for sure that they had a legit case.
      Unlike Kavanaugh, the allegations are fresh/have a paper trial. Those are the cases that are won, not almost 40 year old rumors.

  • Muppet Face
    October 12, 2018 at 2:21 am

    Muppet faced moron.

  • Cuck Cuck Goose
    October 11, 2018 at 11:44 pm

    I’m sure he is guilty, but the line “You were arrested. There is irrefutable proof that you stole money from people.” Is a dumb line. Read a book. And may I suggest web development for dummies before all else?

  • He Fits Right In MA
    October 11, 2018 at 11:38 pm

    Look at him…he’s not concerned at all. Probably thinks it’s all a big funny joke.
    Who in the heck would encourage (let alone vote for) a freaking 20-year-old in public office?
    Although he fits right in with the rest of state politicians: worthless.

    • EasilyImApproaching
      October 13, 2018 at 10:00 pm

      Only those who are desperate and misinformed would vote for a person that young. It also helps that he is Azorean, bc otherwise, he prob wouldn’t have gotten elected. Kid is an odd looking person tho.

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