Basic Bitch From Huffstool Sports Is Big Mad At Little Kids And People On Instagram For Showing Support For Dead Pembroke Hockey Players Because They Didn’t Know Them


Last week two former Pembroke High School hockey stars named Billy Hickey and Joey Birolini were killed in a car accident, and the town came together to show an outpouring of support for them by lining the streets to show their support to the families during the funeral procession.

They were buried next to each other.

This is Brianna Lapaglia from Rockland.

If you looked up “basic” in the dictionary you’d find a picture of her doing duckface and giving the middle finger for no reason. As you can see she’s quite pleasant on the eyes and is used to guys listening to the words that come out of her mouth because she assumes that they’re interested in the things she’s saying, and not because she’s prime fapping material. She’s also a virtue signaling social justice warrior on social media, fixing America’s problems one sweatshirt at a time.

Naturally then Huffstool Sports hired her to be a blogger and podcaster.

The chick she hosts the show with (called “because we got high” which apparently is just basic bitches talking about their day) donated money so that rapists, rioters, and looters could get bailed out of jail back in June.

Seeing as Rockland isn’t far from Pembroke Basic Bri thought she’d chime in with her thoughts about the outpouring of support in Pembroke for the deceased hockey players. But she didn’t try to use the platform she was given for being pleasant on the eyes to try to raise money for the families or offer moral support, instead she decided to shit on people who showed support for them on social media.

Basic Bitch 1: “If one of your best friends dies, say one of you guys died tomorrow, would the first thing in 2 hours you do post a fucking Instagram.”

Basic Bitch 2: “No.”

Basic Bitch 1: “That’s the last thing you do is look through pictures together, right? Two kids passed away the other day from a town couple towns over from me, and seeing the comments just like heart, heart, and like all these pictures two hours after they died.”

Basic Bitch 2: “It’s so self serving.”

Basic Bitch 1: “I told Grace she has to call everyone out who’s fake and didn’t know me, and be like you fucking didn’t know her. Why are you posting a picture of her?”

So apparently now you can’t offer moral support to grieving families unless you were besties with them before they died. I’m sure the families really hated seeing all those little kids with hockey sticks along the funeral procession since none of them were friends with Billy or Joey.

Since this is Bri’s rule for memorializing the dead on social media, I can only speculate then that she was good friends with Breonna Taylor before her boyfriend started shooting at police leaving Breonna as collateral damage.

Oh wait, she didn’t know Breonna Taylor at all. How self serving. Turns out she only cares about dead black people when it’s a trendy, viral, and politically safe campaign to virtue signal about. I hope one of Breonna Taylor’s friends calls up Basic Bri and told was like, “you fucking didn’t know her.”

“The officers have not been held accountable.”

Yea, probably because one of them got shot while he was attempting to do his job and he fired back in self defense. But it’s OK for her to pretend to give a shit about Breonna Taylor, it’s just not OK for people in Pembroke who might not have known these two young men that well to show their support for the families.



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53 Comment(s)
  • Buzz Mandich Inc.
    April 29, 2021 at 5:23 pm

    Hey Brianna,
    Why don’t you take 10 minutes from your important self and watch this…. you probably too self observed to make it through this or realize what community means

  • “Triggered Lib”
    April 28, 2021 at 2:53 pm

    Damn so much soft ass people getting mad at a 22 year old.

  • Kermit Gosnell
    April 27, 2021 at 10:57 am

    Libtards want to ban guns because they ‘care’ but not the millions of children murdered every year by scissors and vacuums in death clinics.

    After the babies are slaughtered, their bodies are sold for medical research. A huge wtf in the not caring libtard department.

    The hypocrisy is astounding. The best part of this cunt dripped down her moms leg.

    It is impossible to take these people seriously

  • The King, Elvis Presley
    April 27, 2021 at 10:35 am


    The King recognizes the transformative power of makeup.

    April 27, 2021 at 10:10 am

    very sad stuff all around….

    Attractive women, you’d think they’d have it easy. But their heads get screwed up by their own arrogance and conceit. All because of a pretty smile and a stylish thigh gap. It seems surprising how many Playmates, porn stars, and Hollywood actresses die of suicide and overdoses, once the years pass and the shine is gone. They don’t have the mental capacity of dealing with it, the way that normal people do. Look up “beautiful woman syndrome”, if you have the time….

    Fired up young men… You figure that those two young men who died had traveled Elm Street hundreds of times. But it was 1AM on Saturday. One of the men was thrown from the vehicle as it rolled. He probably wasn’t wearing a seat belt. That is probably the first of many lessons out of this crash. We have Uber now. Call one if you are “tired”… And if you have a buddy who is too “tired” to drive, remind him of this situation.

  • Chickenfry
    April 27, 2021 at 10:06 am

    48 millbrook dr the land of rock

  • Calm WhiteDad
    April 27, 2021 at 7:57 am

    We all can agree that the media has destroyed our countries minds, souls and divided us worse than ever.

    Next step, identify who owns and controls all the media. Voila. You now understand who the real enemy is. It’s not some made up white supremacists.

    It’s the same ones that also financed the Bolshevik/Marxist revolution over 100 years ago.

  • Quite pleasant on the eyes?
    April 26, 2021 at 10:40 pm

    Are you kidding me? You’ve got at best a C+ face with regrettable A-cups. Throw in the trashy attitude accompanied by the ubiquitous double-birds, and you’ve got an ugly chick here in my book.

  • Rockland vacuum nose
    April 26, 2021 at 8:26 pm

    She is a Rockland coke whore. She is pretty hot. Iam gonna go rub one out to the above photos of her in a swimsuit. Thanks TB

  • Whitman Warrior
    April 26, 2021 at 8:19 pm

    I know who she is, my friend banger her before Covid, think she had a boyfriend at the time too. He licked her asshole, says it’s clean as can be.

    Dumb comments from her though.

  • Boe Jiden
    Hey Snortnoy!!
    April 26, 2021 at 7:29 pm

    You know what to do! Shit Can this overly-slathered, filtered, attention whore social media nobody! You’ve dismissed “bloggers” for less. Your true readership (what’s left of it anyhow) will not stand for such egregious shit slinging. Bitch dismissed!
    – A former Barstool Devotee

    • Boe Jiden
      April 26, 2021 at 8:00 pm

      Does Davey Libviews even have the power to fire bloggers? It seems his bitch whistle CEO is shacking up with some racquetball player from Luxembourg.

      • Rocky Dennis
        April 27, 2021 at 3:49 pm

        Portnoy’s CEO looks just like me.

  • WOULD!
    April 26, 2021 at 7:23 pm

    Jesus Fucking Christ eight soaked cum rags and three filled buckets. And counting. Violently jerking off to this dumpster slut.

  • whatevuh
    April 26, 2021 at 6:53 pm

    She should start a GoFundMe to buy a pair of boobs . . . .

  • Jimbo
    April 26, 2021 at 6:21 pm

    She’s nasty

  • WeRFucked
    April 26, 2021 at 5:51 pm

    There’s a reason girls like this don’t go to have their bras fitted by a professional. They don’t want to know the truth. “Bitch…. you ain’t no B-cup.”

    I think she’s a fucking asshole. Stick that middle finger up your ass.

    April 26, 2021 at 5:33 pm

    Java could have been her

  • Joe
    April 26, 2021 at 5:12 pm

    That’s definitely a mind of mush but a body build for man gravy.

  • Barstool blows
    April 26, 2021 at 5:04 pm

    I get the daily Barstool emails with the blogs linked in them and I don’t have a fucking clue how there are more people reading that blog than TB’s blog. Here are a few of today’s blogs from Barstool:

    “That time I almost fucked some slob from JP Morgan on our first date” – TL/DR version: blogger worked on wall street, picked up phone when he shouldn’t have and almost ruined someone’s chance at buying $250k worth of stock. (Who the fuck cares, boring)

    “I Don’t Know Why People Refuse To Accept That The San Francisco 49ers Are Drafting Mac Jones” – TL/DR version: blogger thinks 49ers are taking Jones. (Again, who the fuck cares what this guy thinks about who the niners MIGHT take, falling asleep here)

    “Anthony Hopkins Has Woken Up And Found Out He Won The Oscar For Best Actor Last Night” – TL/DR version: The blogger thinks the academy should have announced the best picture instead of best actor last. (For a 3rd time, who gives a fuck. This is boring as Hell.)

    NONE of the above blogs are as remotely interesting as TB calling people out for their hypocrisy. I’m team Turtleboy 100%

  • Not A Fan
    April 26, 2021 at 5:02 pm

    I suggest anyone taking the click bait here listens to the podcast episode before they freak the fuck out. Turtle Dick, leave billy and Joey out of your stupid smut blog, the family doesn’t need you to stir up unnecessary drama because you blew up something so small totally out of proportion. Jesus fucking Christ

    • WeRFucked
      April 26, 2021 at 5:55 pm

      Hey asshole, she’s giving the middle finger in every fucking picture. She’s trash. Tramp stamps and middle finger photos go together like hot fudge & ice cream dude.

    • You’re a Fan of smegma
      April 26, 2021 at 8:25 pm

      Back to the gloryhole, Those dicks Ain’t gonna suck them self

  • arjwhgt
    April 26, 2021 at 4:46 pm

    Remember, A1dan K3arney the author and owner of this site?

    His home is: 111 Mason-Road, Jefferson, Massachusetts 01522

    His cellphone number seems to be:
    (413) 262-6909

    • WTF
      April 26, 2021 at 5:04 pm

      Cool. I’m adding him to my Christmas card list. Thanks

    • WeRFucked
      April 26, 2021 at 5:57 pm

      He has your brain. Amazing. He’s obviously very successful at what he does, eh?

  • Blue lives lol
    April 26, 2021 at 4:12 pm

    No blue lives stopped them for speeding, the very weak blue line cost lives.

    April 26, 2021 at 3:41 pm

    I’d probably spring for a room at one of the basic hotels up on Wood rd. in Braintree. Brianna can meet me there but she better bring decent chink food, champagne, Buca and whatever SHE wants to drink. She’ll score extra points with me if she first makes a run to Brockton and picks up an eight ball, but she better not be late!
    Initially I’ll require a blow job, to completion, before we have our dinner, drinks and a few bumps. Then I plan on 69’ing with her until I fill her kisser with my hot load. Then, time for a few more lines and we’ll chat a bit but then get right back to business. I expect to blow at least 5 loads, I don’t care if Brianna gets off at all. And if I’m happy with her, I WON’T lock her out of the room naked the following morning like I’ve been known to do!
    She is a cunt though and should be treated as such. She’s just lucky she’s a decent looking piece. Otherwise I wouldn’t even bother to use her face and mouth as my toilet!

    • Cringe
      April 27, 2021 at 9:39 am

      That’s a lot of words to say, “I never get laid.”

  • Mr. Leahy
    April 26, 2021 at 3:40 pm

    I bet she could take the chrome off a goddamn trailer hitch.

    • EmfnT
      April 26, 2021 at 4:55 pm

      Only if she sat on it because she’s obviously a tight ass. I sincerely doubt that she can even give a decent blowjob. Although I’d like to find out.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Jan E Torr
    April 26, 2021 at 3:39 pm

    Turtleboy will clean house

    Vote Turtleboy for school committee

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Respectable Wellington Circle Performance Artist Gay
    April 26, 2021 at 3:39 pm

    “I hope one of Breonna Taylor’s friends calls up Basic Bri and told was like, “you fucking didn’t know her.””

    Someone check hell because Turtleboy wrote a funny joke. Shame on the editing though. He writes like he’s having a series of mini-seizures

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 26, 2021 at 3:32 pm

    Good for a pump and dump. Just make sure you’re long gone when the sun comes up.

    Timer’s ticking chick. Get it in while you can because when you age and dudes ignore you it’s going to be a tough transition from the all about me princess to a used up Burger King lifer.

    She’s going to be one of those 40 somethings that look like 65, with old tattoos and a miserable look on her face, hating men every second from her job at Burger King.

  • Descovy For Prep
    April 26, 2021 at 3:24 pm

    2 cinder blocks,a strong breeze,and a tipsy paddle board.

  • 2wEntEe
    April 26, 2021 at 3:19 pm

    I get her point but who gives a fuck.
    Bet she scrolls thru IG all day stressing over who liked what.
    You 18 yet Brianna? Call me

  • Jew karma
    April 26, 2021 at 3:17 pm

    America is an embarrassing Jewish country.

  • Boston Irish
    Jim Crow come back
    April 26, 2021 at 3:16 pm

    Hope she gets run over. Cunt face craves big black dicks

    • Respectable Wellington Circle Performance Artist Gay
      April 26, 2021 at 6:07 pm

      Who doesn’t?

  • randiguy2006
    April 26, 2021 at 3:15 pm

    Didn’t you audition for a gig there?

    Someone’s jealous.

    • Oh Brother....
      April 26, 2021 at 6:55 pm

      Looks like you’re the jealous one, you keep coming back to see what TB has written about day after day. Admit it, you wish you were him.

      • randiguy2006
        April 27, 2021 at 1:06 pm

        No thanks, I actually have a profitable business, am 6 feet tall, don’t live in the armpit of Massachusetts, have never been asked to leave my career and don’t want to off myself.

        Nice try though!

  • Ted Bundys VW
    April 26, 2021 at 3:11 pm

    I would enjoy giving her a frontal lobotomy with a Mig Welder.

  • Kurt
    April 26, 2021 at 3:11 pm

    whats with the random middle finger picture? Is that a ratchet white trash thing to do?

  • Death
    April 26, 2021 at 3:10 pm

    I would definitely throw a couple in her…all she’s really good for, but then she’d open her mouth and I’d have to ghost her. When will you chick’s learn that you’re just a piece of meat, after a couple years we grow tired of the same Ole chick. You will age and everyone will stop listening. Your boss will realize you’re as useless as an old PC and you’ll be gone, left to fend for yourself with no skills or positive traits.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      April 26, 2021 at 3:33 pm

      Good for a pump and dump. Just make sure you’re long gone when the sun comes up.

      Timer’s ticking chick. Get it in while you can because when you age and dudes ignore you it’s going to be a tough transition from the all about me princess to a used up Burger King lifer.

      She’s going to be one of those 40 somethings that look like 65, with old tattoos and a miserable look on her face, hating men every second from her job at Burger King.

  • Ray Patriarcas Consigliere
    April 26, 2021 at 3:07 pm

    What a horrible nasty CUNT!

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    April 26, 2021 at 3:04 pm

    The fact that there are 24.5k simps who listen to that podcast is sad. Stoolies are such pathetic losers.

    I’m sure her faggot boyfriend with the inspirational basic bitch quote on his chest thinks he’s the man because he has a “saturdays are for the boys” flag hanging over his window at the frat house.

    • Curious
      April 26, 2021 at 3:12 pm

      Is 24.5k more than Aiden has?

      • Death
        April 26, 2021 at 3:36 pm

        Might be but guaranteed 2.4999 are only listening in hopes of dumping a quick load in her then going back to video games while she cleans the house and makes dinner

    • Alexander Rich-Shea
      Spic Tormentor
      April 26, 2021 at 3:41 pm

      I am so into her boyfriend though. I want his cock sliding into my mouth. My favorite part is choking on it while it throbs and spurts cum down my throat. I bet his big hard cock is so hot when it’s pulsing and cumming and twitching in her mouth. So hot, I’m gonna jizz into my hand and eat it.

  • Buzz Mandich Inc.
    April 26, 2021 at 3:02 pm

    I was there. It was amazing to see families & teams from surrounding towns show unbelievable support to the families.
    That cunt can fuck right off!!!

  • She was never getting into med school
    April 26, 2021 at 3:01 pm

    Would love to see her MCAT scores. Guarantee they’re way funnier than her podcast.

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