Last week two former Pembroke High School hockey stars named Billy Hickey and Joey Birolini were killed in a car accident, and the town came together to show an outpouring of support for them by lining the streets to show their support to the families during the funeral procession.
They were buried next to each other.
This is Brianna Lapaglia from Rockland.
If you looked up “basic” in the dictionary you’d find a picture of her doing duckface and giving the middle finger for no reason. As you can see she’s quite pleasant on the eyes and is used to guys listening to the words that come out of her mouth because she assumes that they’re interested in the things she’s saying, and not because she’s prime fapping material. She’s also a virtue signaling social justice warrior on social media, fixing America’s problems one sweatshirt at a time.
Naturally then Huffstool Sports hired her to be a blogger and podcaster.
The chick she hosts the show with (called “because we got high” which apparently is just basic bitches talking about their day) donated money so that rapists, rioters, and looters could get bailed out of jail back in June.
— Ria (@BarstoolRia) May 29, 2020
Seeing as Rockland isn’t far from Pembroke Basic Bri thought she’d chime in with her thoughts about the outpouring of support in Pembroke for the deceased hockey players. But she didn’t try to use the platform she was given for being pleasant on the eyes to try to raise money for the families or offer moral support, instead she decided to shit on people who showed support for them on social media.
Basic Bitch 1: “If one of your best friends dies, say one of you guys died tomorrow, would the first thing in 2 hours you do post a fucking Instagram.”
Basic Bitch 2: “No.”
Basic Bitch 1: “That’s the last thing you do is look through pictures together, right? Two kids passed away the other day from a town couple towns over from me, and seeing the comments just like heart, heart, and like all these pictures two hours after they died.”
Basic Bitch 2: “It’s so self serving.”
Basic Bitch 1: “I told Grace she has to call everyone out who’s fake and didn’t know me, and be like you fucking didn’t know her. Why are you posting a picture of her?”
So apparently now you can’t offer moral support to grieving families unless you were besties with them before they died. I’m sure the families really hated seeing all those little kids with hockey sticks along the funeral procession since none of them were friends with Billy or Joey.
Since this is Bri’s rule for memorializing the dead on social media, I can only speculate then that she was good friends with Breonna Taylor before her boyfriend started shooting at police leaving Breonna as collateral damage.
Oh wait, she didn’t know Breonna Taylor at all. How self serving. Turns out she only cares about dead black people when it’s a trendy, viral, and politically safe campaign to virtue signal about. I hope one of Breonna Taylor’s friends calls up Basic Bri and told was like, “you fucking didn’t know her.”
“The officers have not been held accountable.”
Yea, probably because one of them got shot while he was attempting to do his job and he fired back in self defense. But it’s OK for her to pretend to give a shit about Breonna Taylor, it’s just not OK for people in Pembroke who might not have known these two young men that well to show their support for the families.
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