Beef Curtain Bugaboo Starts Internet Lynch Mob Against 2 Boston Cops For Picture Of Them Smiling On Meth Mile Next To A Hibernating Junkbox While Providing No Context

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Here’s your latest piece of cop block garbo making its way around the world wide interwebs….

Oh look, a still photo from Meth Mile taken entirely out of context being spread around the Internet as gospel by this beef curtain bugaboo.

Keriann Caccavaro is a recovering junkbox from Arlington who went the Chris Herren route and now gets paid to tell her fucked up story and get paid for it.

Keep in mind, the individual on the ground is high as a kite. Ask any first responder who deals with junkies for a living what people who are high on heroin can be like when you wake them up. They have no freaking clue what’s going on, and they start swinging at you like a NFL running back whose baby momma talks back to him. And there’s nothing, and I mean NOTHING, these sidewalk queefs hate more than Narcan. I’ve heard from people who get accused by junkies of stealing their drugs by fucking up their high when administered lifesaving Narcan. It’s the least fulfilling job in the world dealing with these cretins because they hate you for saving their life.

So yea, we have no idea what was going on in this picture. Likely what happened was that these cops, who patrol the same beat every day, have become accustomed to the usual suspects acting a fool. They see this frequent flier, call for yet another taxpayer funded ambulance ride to the hospital, where they will be given free food, beverage, and healthcare, until they’re sober enough to go out and do it again. In the meantime they stand there and talk. Maybe one told the other a funny anecdote about someone else, or maybe they’re talking about their favorite Turtleboy ratchet. The Boston Police do ride the turtle pretty hard, so that’s actually quite likely.

But this slugpump, with her years of experience robbing people for drug money, has determined that they’re laughing at the junkie and letting him die.

Who wore it better?

You know you done way, way, way too much drugs when you end up with little people face.

And did I mention she wasn’t even there?

Despite this obvious lack of facts the court of Internet outrage has made up their mind though.

Also, this never happened.


And of course they’re calling up their favorite fake news channels to get one of their washed up “investigative reporters” to do a story on it, even though they haven’t uncovered shit since 1995.

Then there was this spectacular sentagraph.

In summation: “I totally agree with you and I hate cops and these cops are bad I also respect cops because my brothers a cop oh snap I almost forgot he was a cop actually i like 3 cops but besides that I hate cops.”

But yet this post has still been shared 200 times on Facebook and people are taking the word of a recovering junkie who admits she wasn’t there and is just looking for a reason to bash the police. Class dismissed.

32 Comment(s)
  • Used to be a fan
    January 13, 2019 at 5:47 pm

    If I posed for a picture like this on the job I’d be crucified. All of you guys hating on this woman are fucking idiot sheep.

    • Not Impressed
      January 13, 2019 at 6:12 pm

      Do you think anyone cares? What do you do for a living hero?

  • Evel SteveL
    January 13, 2019 at 10:41 am

    She gots dem Retard Teef.
    Anytime you see someone with those crazy ass, bow shaped teeth, you know it’s momma was all fucked up for the whole nine months. It’s the sign of a fetus marinated in alcohol.

    • Owned
      January 13, 2019 at 3:30 pm

      Not a sign of fetal alcohol syndrome, dumbass.

      • Evel Stevel
        January 14, 2019 at 11:51 am

        I guess “Owned” gots dem retard teef, too. Sorry I hurt your feelings.
        Now get back outside and continue waving at trucks as they drive past your group home.

  • Phil Lacchio
    January 13, 2019 at 10:28 am

    Be a cold day in Hell when I take lessons in moral superiority from someone who looks like her…

  • Me
    January 12, 2019 at 11:18 pm

    Ok.. ambulances are not tax funded. You get a big bill for those.

    • Masshole
      January 13, 2019 at 8:28 am


      Ambulances are taxpayer funded when you have MassHealth which is what every homeless person in Mass has. Everything is “free” for those on MassHealth while taxpayers foot the bill.

  • 12
    January 12, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    What’s up with all these cops wearing shaggy beards and knit hats? Add ‘hands in the pocket’ and you got some sort of goofy minimum wage renta-cop or Fidel Castro army look. Totally lacking of command presence. Bring back Adam 12 !

  • Candy Man
    January 12, 2019 at 2:25 pm

    Fuck her. Nothing she says or does matters. Go buy a nice big bag of brown and go to sleep

  • Deval The Drug Demon
    January 12, 2019 at 10:56 am

    Ratchet tally….
    How much has this evil hag cost the taxpayers over her lifetime? I would include whatever $ she has made as a so called recovery expert. What a joke these people are. It’s a shame that society gives them a platform.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    January 12, 2019 at 10:24 am

    So sick of this shit. The Chinese give you one chance at rehab then line you up against a wall and shoot you. Maybe we can dump them on Naushon Island or somewhere.

  • Nev R. Mind
    January 12, 2019 at 9:45 am

    Joseph Yandle? Is that the same Townie junkie who drove the getaway car in the robbery of a Malden liquor store in ’72 that left a hard working father of two dead on the floor? The same Joseph Yandle who claimed “Stolen Valor” to win early release until the scam was uncovered? Inquiring minds want to know.

  • Big Wick
    January 12, 2019 at 9:05 am

    Wonderful command of the English language these ratchets and their followers have. Allow me to repunctuate Mr. Ryan Clifford’s FB response: “What an asshole I am” (insert comma or semicolon here) “at a loss for words…” If they’d paid more attention in English class they might be spending their time earning a living at a real job, instead of whiling away the hours high and on FB.

    BTW, OF COURSE the junkies hate Narcan; it slams their high back to ground zero almost instantly.

  • Former MBTA employee, Brutus Beefcake
    January 12, 2019 at 7:03 am

    I assume keriann is in favor of trump’s border wall and is campaigning for its advocacy in her circles, good on her and good for her that she is clean. However her tattoos are fucking shitty. She should get those fuckers removed, pronto.

  • BS Detection
    January 11, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    She has made a full time career out of being a recovering addict. Mostly funded by public money. That means tax dollars get thrown at people like this to give politicians fuel for their campaigns. People like this don’t actually help anyone. They just provide fluff for the media and politics. Look into any city around Boston. They all have catchy names about overcoming addiction. Just another money grab from working people

  • Heroin. Kills Dummies Dead
    January 11, 2019 at 9:48 pm

    I bet it was some asshole on his cellphone that took a picture of these cops. I bet he was fucking with the cops and they were laughing at him the person with the phone. But let’s make it about two cops out working in the cold in a shitty neighborhood that were being rude. Cut the shit you snowflake assholes.

  • Spy Ponder
    January 11, 2019 at 9:23 pm

    This junkie whore is from Arlington. That means she had to really be a complete bag of shit to start doing heroin. It’s not exactly something that is used in most circles there. She is a fucking loser and a shit stirrer.

  • Captain Trips
    Frodo Baggins
    January 11, 2019 at 8:23 pm

    Mmm-mmm! That’s a she-hobbit I can like!

    Love to go into her hobbit hole!

    • Dildo Ballbag Baggins
      January 12, 2019 at 7:44 am

      Right on! My vertically challenged cuz, No Muff To Tuff!

      Spend your life living underground and ratchet human putango is a breath of fresh air. Besides we’re immune to human STD’s.

  • Helpfull Ideas
    January 11, 2019 at 7:57 pm

    Well, if you wait until the rigor mortis to set in you can shape them into urban park benches for the other junkies to sit and OD on?

  • on02151blueline
    January 11, 2019 at 6:55 pm

    I was “on the job” for many years. You develop a gallows humor after a while. Right or wrong it is a reality.
    I’am convinced it is a defense mechanism that allows us to process graphic scenes and remain calm.

    Until you see all the dead and injured people I saw when I was on the job shut the F up.

    • Stunt Penis
      January 11, 2019 at 8:04 pm

      Some of the funniest people I’ve ever met worked in the MEs office.

      Most of them had deadpan humor 😉

      Yes, its a coping mechanism. Sort of how people sometimes laugh at awkward comments/jokes/situations.

      • What is my excuse
        January 12, 2019 at 7:56 am

        I never worked in any of those fields. But I resemble those remarks.

        I want the job at FB moderating severe content that gives others ptsd and nobody lasts I would also gladly take a job at a CIA rendition black site encouraging terrorists to “talk”. Sir, please quiet down, Allah can’t help you now.

        Qu’est-ce que c’est

    • Ray Patriarca
      Old Gumshoe
      January 12, 2019 at 12:07 pm

      Totally agree. After 30+ years on the job I retired. Being fed a daily diet of the depravity and man’s inhumanity to man causes you to build up walls to insulate yourself from it all. Part if that is often “gallows humor”. Right or wrong, it becomes a defense mechanism for the daily barrage of sickness you see. It’s either laugh…or go crazy.
      Face it: people don’t call the cops when they are having a good day. A daily diet of blood, gore, death, sickness and depravity will change anyone. Don’t believe me? Try it for a year. It challenges your innermost core. After 30 years, I had a raging case of PTSD. But, asshats like this broad, who were part of societys problem, will never, ever understand that. Now that she’s ” clean”, she is now the self-proclaimed champion of the substance abuse community.
      Sponsor some women in need of recovery. Get an education and become a substance abuse counselor. In other words: focus your gift of recovery on actually helping others, instead of spending your life of Facebook.
      Nuff said.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    January 11, 2019 at 6:35 pm

    Would not… Not ever. The meth head look is ok, but she probably had every disease in the book. The clean and sober look isn’t good no matter how much makeup you put on her. She has nothing going for her, so posting FB shit for likes is all she has.Gargles with vinegar and water.

  • AJ Baker
    January 11, 2019 at 5:36 pm

    She looks good on the dope diet.

    If she gets clean, she gets fat and nobody cares what she says either way. When she’s skinny we all pretend to care bc we want to cum inside her mouth, ass or vag.

    • Stunt Penis
      January 11, 2019 at 9:51 pm

      Yeah… if you like 18 year old broads who look like they’re 45, I guess so…

      • Tests clean, would
        January 12, 2019 at 5:34 pm

        Hell yes, the body of an 18 year old with the appearance of an older woman. All the sexual benefits of youth without everybody realizing what a perv you are.

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt
    January 11, 2019 at 5:34 pm

    Crawling to the finish line of the Methadone Mile!

  • Uncle Salty
    January 11, 2019 at 4:23 pm

    Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

    Shortly before the holiday season last year, a friend of mine were pulling into Wellington on a Saturday to park and take the T in to see the Bs. I was driving. I see what looks to be a couple of contractor’s bags by the side of the road, and if I kept on going straight I’d have run right over them. I was about to, but at the last minute I thought to myself, nah, there might be something rough in those bags, and not wanting to eff up my car, I swooped out of the way.

    Thank God I did – it wasn’t a couple of contractor’s bags – it was a guy, siesta-ing right there in the road.

    After we parked, my friend and I ran over there to see if he needed help. My friend is a LSW, and I assume he’s seen this thing before because he knew how to rouse him. “Are you fadin'” he said, or something to that effect, and the junky zoomed up off the street and became belligerent, cussed us out (for probably saving his life), and zig-zagged walked out the entrance road. I don’t think he walked more than a minute before he crashed in another hedge closer to the station. At least he was off the road.

    Fuckin’ a man, what a life.

    • Stunt Penis
      January 11, 2019 at 7:56 pm

      Shouldn’t have stopped. Would have saved the taxpayers some money.

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