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Here’s your latest piece of cop block garbo making its way around the world wide interwebs….
Oh look, a still photo from Meth Mile taken entirely out of context being spread around the Internet as gospel by this beef curtain bugaboo.
Keriann Caccavaro is a recovering junkbox from Arlington who went the Chris Herren route and now gets paid to tell her fucked up story and get paid for it.
Keep in mind, the individual on the ground is high as a kite. Ask any first responder who deals with junkies for a living what people who are high on heroin can be like when you wake them up. They have no freaking clue what’s going on, and they start swinging at you like a NFL running back whose baby momma talks back to him. And there’s nothing, and I mean NOTHING, these sidewalk queefs hate more than Narcan. I’ve heard from people who get accused by junkies of stealing their drugs by fucking up their high when administered lifesaving Narcan. It’s the least fulfilling job in the world dealing with these cretins because they hate you for saving their life.
So yea, we have no idea what was going on in this picture. Likely what happened was that these cops, who patrol the same beat every day, have become accustomed to the usual suspects acting a fool. They see this frequent flier, call for yet another taxpayer funded ambulance ride to the hospital, where they will be given free food, beverage, and healthcare, until they’re sober enough to go out and do it again. In the meantime they stand there and talk. Maybe one told the other a funny anecdote about someone else, or maybe they’re talking about their favorite Turtleboy ratchet. The Boston Police do ride the turtle pretty hard, so that’s actually quite likely.
But this slugpump, with her years of experience robbing people for drug money, has determined that they’re laughing at the junkie and letting him die.
Who wore it better?
You know you done way, way, way too much drugs when you end up with little people face.
And did I mention she wasn’t even there?
Despite this obvious lack of facts the court of Internet outrage has made up their mind though.
Also, this never happened.
And of course they’re calling up their favorite fake news channels to get one of their washed up “investigative reporters” to do a story on it, even though they haven’t uncovered shit since 1995.
Then there was this spectacular sentagraph.
In summation: “I totally agree with you and I hate cops and these cops are bad I also respect cops because my brothers a cop oh snap I almost forgot he was a cop actually i like 3 cops but besides that I hate cops.”
But yet this post has still been shared 200 times on Facebook and people are taking the word of a recovering junkie who admits she wasn’t there and is just looking for a reason to bash the police. Class dismissed.