Beggin Rapinoe Starts $5,000 GoFundMe After She Claims She Was Fired By Chicopee Salon For Telling Boss That She Was Raped In A Salon Chair


Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the day from a Ludlow broad working in Chicopee….

Oh for fuck’s sake. I can’t even with this bootleg Megan Rapnioe.

Just to be clear what she wants you to believe here:

  • She was at Cumby’s when a tall dude saw her, got creepy, hit on her, and got rejected because she’s married
  • Because she’s an self-admitted stupid fartbox she tells her not only her name, but where she works (an unnamed Salon in Chicopee) not thinking that he would then track her down
  • She goes back to the salon and after finishing with a client the tall dude shows up, tries to rape her while she’s sitting in a salon chair, pulls his pants down and right when she’s about to stab him with scissors he decides he doesn’t wanna rape her anymore and says “Don’t worry baby, next time will be so much more fun, our future is going to be great”
  • She files a police report after telling her husband, but they evidently haven’t done shit even though this guy would be extremely easy to find
  • Her boss fires her after she finds out about the rape because she blames her for being raped and suggests that the rapist might come back and this would be bad for business
  • Her boss also didn’t believe she was raped and said it wasn’t possible, which directly contradicts the reason she claims she was fired (being raped)
  • Give me $5,000 because I no longer have a job

Nah. Gonna have to be a hard pass on this one sister. Cumby’s is littered with cameras and if you really called the popo they’d be able to look at the tapes and figure out who your alleged rapist was faster than Jasiel Correia gets wood at the Foxy Lady.

How convenient that she doesn’t mention who her former employer was, considering the fact that they fired her for being sexually assaulted in the salon! Wouldn’t you want to name and shame someone who did you dirty like this? If she did then people would be able to take their business to a place that doesn’t blame rape victims. But it would also enable the salon a chance to explain what really happened, and that would be bad for the GFM scam.

Also, I know some women are terrible, but her boss is like a cartoon villain in this. Firing a woman because she’s rape bait? Yea, I’m gonna go ahead and guess there’s more to that story. Our sources tell us the salon is Surface in Chicopee, so if they’d like to tell us their version of events we are all ears. If they have cameras they’d also be able to view this rape, in which conveniently no one else was in the salon. It looks nice in that salon from the Facebook pictures. Hard to picture a rape happening there that wasn’t caught on camera, and that nobody else witnessed.

Oh, and for what it’s worth the source that contacted us with this story claims that Beggin Rapinoe was previously laid off at or was fired from To Dye For in Easthampton, possibly for theft. We attempted to confirm this with Beggin Rapinoe but she has ignore us and would prefer if you just give her money without asking questions.

Just for the record, I’m not saying this woman wasn’t raped. But the bottom line is that her story is filled with huge question marks, and if you start a GoFundMe it’s YOUR JOB to make sure that everything is documented and verified, so that people know they’re giving to a legitimate cause. If Beggin Rapinoe wants to come on the Live show this weekend to discuss this I’m sure Uncle Turtleboy and Bret would love to have her on.


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38 Comment(s)
  • Just wow
    April 9, 2021 at 3:58 pm

    Dying laughing. This psycho was the maid of honor at my cousins wedding in 2019 and STOLE CASH from the bride and groom during their reception. She had the audacity to deny even though it was on camera, and then flaunted her strung out self at the hotel bar while the the wedding guests were still kind of lingering around after the wedding. I felt so bad because the newlyweds missed about half their wedding trying to deal with the whole thing since they realized about half way through. She’s a hot tranny mess, and I wish I had seen this article sooner

  • Witness
    August 26, 2019 at 11:11 am

    I witnessed her in action. She was trusted by the salon owner, became a manager and viciously stole salon money behind her back. The owner was telling her money was missing, while she was bragging about her Botox treatments!!! When caught, there was no remorse! Instead, she was hell bent on trying to destroy that woman’s business with her vicious lies. This is well deserved! Enjoy your infamy Cynthia Tovet, you drama queen attention whore!!!

  • soxrock191
    Lisa Murphy
    August 25, 2019 at 12:46 am

    What a douche canoe….. douche canoe…. my current fav again…
    Douche Canoe. Rape has got to be the worst thing ever. Fuck her….Not literally….. douche canoe

    • soxrock191
      August 25, 2019 at 12:48 am

      Will the real Lisa Murphy pleeze stand up

  • Rj Tovet new Facebook Fundraiser for Cynthia
    August 24, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    Cynthia’s gofundme page is down, but guess what? Her husband, Rj Tovet started a Facebook Fundraiser for Cynthia today to raise “Money to be used for a lawyer to go after her attackers.” Attackers PLURAL? Please, by all means, post the surveillance footage from Cumberland Farms so we can help catch these attackers! A detailed description of “Tall Man” would be really helpful! But there is no surveillance footage because none of this ever happened. Rj and Cynthia Tovet, have you no shame?

  • Judge dread
    August 24, 2019 at 10:12 am

    This is what rape culuture and #metoo result in. These crazy lunatic bitches screaming rape at every moment even if it didn’t happen. Regret is not rape. These bitches have something called Histrionic Personality Disorder aka crazy attention seeking whore disorder.

    I bet one dollar she came from a single parent household and has no father figure.

  • hartf811
    August 24, 2019 at 7:29 am

    Dating in Chicopee

  • Silencio Dogood
    August 24, 2019 at 3:10 am

    People, we live in the #metoo era and she MUST be believed.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    August 23, 2019 at 11:33 pm

    Casual Observations

    1) She rented her chair to be her own boss. (This seems pretty common)
    2) She got fired by her boss (I’m fucking confused, isn’t she her own boss??)
    3) Her husband looks like Karl Childers.
    4) 6 Pack and would.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    August 23, 2019 at 10:07 pm

    Ever done it with a three toed midget? When we’re nose to nose my toes are in it and when we’re toes to toes my nose is in it. I hope you washed, I dont want my toes to get smelly…

  • Former Client
    August 23, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    I can confirm she is thief! She accused everyone else of stealing and come to find out it was her!

  • Da Truf.
    August 23, 2019 at 8:57 pm

    She is well known in the salon industry as a thief and liar. Odds are she didn’t pay her rent (because she didn’t when I worked with her) and she probably left a client unattended in the salon while she ran an errand. She’s definitely got to be on drugs because she would show up late for clients or or show up at all. She also stolen from a few salons she’s worked at. The story is absolutely bogus. She probably got fired and is currently blackballed in the area so needs money somehow.

  • robert perkins
    August 23, 2019 at 7:32 pm

    i believe her, i also like cock

  • Nee Chi
    August 23, 2019 at 6:32 pm

    “and if you start a GoFundMe it’s YOUR JOB to make sure that everything is documented”

    Says who?! If morons want to give morons money, WTF do I care?

    The only thing lower than these queefs, are people who are so outraged by these queens they dedicate parts of their lives to it.

    I’m mean, talk about desperate.

    Have fun with that,

  • whatevuh
    August 23, 2019 at 6:20 pm

    Well, I’m buying the story, think I’ll send her $100 After all, I know the first thing I would do after getting raped, is NOT call the police duhhh

  • Lost in Chicopee
    August 23, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    After reading this, I’d agree that any business owner who doesn’t have his or her space completely covered by surveillance cameras is crazy. Sad commentary on how things are, but unbelievable tales like this one seem to be increasingly the norm. BTW, are the two women pictured above one and the same?

  • The Common Man
    August 23, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    Nice job SSTG, you’ve raised the bar on nicknames. Failure Swift was the best nickname until now. “Beggin Rapinoe”!! Lol!! Well done!

  • randiguy2006
    Oh really?
    August 23, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    “Just for the record, I’m not saying this woman wasn’t raped.”

    Really, you’re not?

    At least have the balls to take a stand behind your accusations, you coward.

    • Real_Finn
      August 23, 2019 at 5:07 pm

      Yes Really,

      “At least have the balls to take a stand behind your accusations, you coward.”

      [insert Jeoapardy! music]

      I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $1000 Alex!

      Get Fucked,

      • gilbert grape
        August 26, 2019 at 11:29 pm

        Go fuck yourself, ass sniffer. Yeah, “I’m not saying she didn’t get raped”….. They’re saying “I DON’T BELIEVE YOU” Pretty easy to tell.

  • marilu
    August 23, 2019 at 2:15 pm

    In her mind she must be some knock-out.. i look a lot better than her & have never been bothered by any tall guys at Chicopee gas stations. Sounds like someone lives in an alternate reality where she actually matters.

  • Bill Clinton
    August 23, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    I’m not buying the story because I cannot imagine any guy being able to get hard looking at that.

    • Most Powerful Fugly Fucker In The Eorld
      August 23, 2019 at 4:52 pm

      Bill, please name the hot girls you banged. Hillary? Monica ?? Etc etc

      • Jeffrey Epstein
        August 23, 2019 at 6:31 pm

        Bill knows how to party with the hotties

      • Paula Jones.
        August 23, 2019 at 9:58 pm

        I would have nailed Paula Jones back in the day, she was hot in a white trash, trailer park kind of way.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    August 23, 2019 at 1:59 pm

    APB: Chicopee Police be on the lookout for tall, pantsless man. Possible raper. That is all.

  • Gutter Muppet Honey
    August 23, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    Beggin’ Rapinoe is the greatest nickname of all time.

  • mrtightjeans
    August 23, 2019 at 1:51 pm

    My theory:

    She wasn’t just renting a chair out, she was renting her pussy out, got caught and fired. Now, she has to cover her tracks with her husband for why she is penniless with a festering cooch.

  • Tall Man
    August 23, 2019 at 1:34 pm

    Well, so much for our fun future, ya dirty snitch.

    • Taller guy
      August 23, 2019 at 7:17 pm

      Don’t take credit for my handy work! Turtle take this down! We are running away together work the 5k!

  • A real survivor here
    August 23, 2019 at 1:29 pm

    So I was actually raped and the police immediately, right from the ER put me in a detective’s car and had me retrace my route while it was still a fresh memory. They also pulled security footage from 7-11 where coincidentally I was getting gas prior and they got his license plate from the video. They took a video confession at the station immediately after the ride along. So I am calling complete bullshit on this. Detectives don’t take rape lightly and they start investigating IMMEDIATELY!

  • hartf811
    August 23, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    New approach: Give me money because as a millennial snowflake, I really don’t want to work for a living; it gets in the way of my taking selfies and livin’ my best life.
    Sign me up.

  • Not buying it
    August 23, 2019 at 1:05 pm

    It’s obviously bs. As you pointed out in the article Cumbys has tons of cameras which would clearly show not only the perp but most likely his vehicle and possibly license plate too. Not to mention the perp may have used a cc himself to pay for his gas. Assuming he is a credit challenged deadbeat like her and didn’t pay at the pump then that would mean his tall dark smiling mug was front and center for the camera as he walked in to pay. And that doesn’t take into account any other cameras between Cumbys and the salon. If this guy hasn’t been apprehended by now then we know this is completely fabricated for the Slumdog money grab. TG for modern technology that disproves these bs stories in 5 minutes.

  • z
    August 23, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    Sigh. Maybe if you are fucking 10 years old you say Cumbys. Or retarded.

    100% on the cameras. If she IDs him, they either see plates or a possible purchase if he used a credit card.

    She also gets a few points deducted for Ben + Jerrys and The Black Dog in the photo even though it’s a coincidence.

    She reads too many paperback romance novels.

    The Facebook link only works if you have a FaceBook account. I don’t. Are you saying they do have cameras? If they don’t they should install some. The last thing they need is an employee or someone renting a chair suing them claiming something happened.

    August 23, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    She should write for Turtleboy, shes got a fantastic Imagination …….

  • juror seven esq.
    August 23, 2019 at 12:46 pm

    Does her husband have a job? If what happened is true, household income may drop, and she could miss a payment on that “big” truck” she was gassing up. On the truck point, she went inside to pay for her gas, no credit\debit card? Could be money is tight. Biggest red flag, I was raped, but I stayed at work because my next client had arrived.

  • These MF's are outta control
    August 23, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    How do they come up with this stuff? It would be easier to just go to work than to try to think up these “Foolproof” scams…what a shitstain

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 23, 2019 at 12:21 pm

    I have a full cat litter box I would like to donate

    Never stick your dick in crazy

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