This is Dana McIntyre, the owner of Rasta Pasta Pizzeria in Beverly.
He’s been advertising a lobster pizza that looks delicious if you’re a freak who likes lobster on their pizza.
A local woman named Shyla Howard ordered it recently and wasn’t satisfied with what she got.
So she called them up to complain and she says the owner was rude. I wasn’t there so I don’t know how it went down. Regardless, she took to Google after that to give them a one star review, and this is how owner Dana McIntyre responded.
And he did that to a bunch more people.
And as it turns out he’s been doing this for years. It’s his way of intimidating people from giving bad reviews.
No matter what, he always feels the need to point out how GREAT his business is doing.
He’s since posted this update.
“The funny part is people coming in and ordering more lobster pizzas than we ever sold before.”
Yea, he’s one of those. The guy who has to make it seem like he’s ALWAYS winning, not matter how much of a loser he is. Somehow a woman’s Facebook post about a negative experience triggered a mass movement to go buy his shitty lobster pizzas. He’s obviously got life by the balls since he’s pushing his crypto currency side business on his local talk radio show.
He’s also whining on Facebook that people are bullying him, and warning people with Carrie Underwood songs about what will happen if you cheat.
Of course he couldn’t figure out how to link the video, and a song about infidelity has nothing to do with shitty pizza reviews, but that’s not gonna keep the Beverly Boomer Bro off the interwebz.
Oh, and even his own son thinks Dana’s a douche whistle, and he reached out to the OP to tell her that he tried to get his father to take down he address, but he refused.
Hope he doesn’t post my address too! No one’s ever done that before!
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48 Comment(s)
Wowww what a POS this guy is
I have zero sympathy for anyone who orders lobster on a pizza. But I have even less sympathy for someone who puts the dollar sign 80$ here instead of where it belongs, here $80.
Furthermore, if the dipshit can’t figure out when to use there, their, and they’re then he or she should be spending less time eating shitty pizza and more time reading.
If you order a Lobsta pizza with fresh white sauce he’ll give you the best blow job you’ve ever had.
He ain’t much to look at but he sucks like a champ.
I like lobster and love pizza but lobster pizza sounds fucking disgusting.
Dana and his boyfriend Beto at Chebacco lake, what a fucking homo. He lives across the street from a gas station named Gaybrook garage, homo
Is it full service or self serve? Asking for a friend.
What kind of psycho would open a Rastafarian themed pizza shop? I picture sauce mixed by dreadlocks, and cheese handled with dirty Marijuana fingers. And then throw a lobster on that dingleberry pie? I want to fucking throw up.
Putting lobster on a pizza is like wearing a rubber for a wank. It isn’t very good, but it probably makes you feel pretty special.
This place in Beverly is dirty and disgusting
I walked out with out ordering
I wouldn’t wipe my dogs asshole with the pizza
Sure, you can make a lobster pizza. You can also make a dogshit meatloaf. Both are equally appealing.
Rules when deciding where to buy a pizza:
1) Don’t go to an Irishman. Leave this racket to the Greeks and Italians.
2) Don’t spend $26-$27 on a pizza. This is a ripoff in Manhattan, let alone the North Shore.
3) Don’t expect a 2 pound lobster tail on every slice of a lobster pizza, this is just common sense. You’re lucky if you see half a claw on the whole thing.
Poor Dante has to move out of his parents house into his girlfriends parents house.
Casual Observations:
1) TBH, Lobster Pizza sounds pretty good, but these photos are fucking gross.
2) This pasty mother fucker looks like he just ate a bag of dicks.
3) Unpopular Opinion: Online reviews are significantly correlated to statistical mean experience.
4) Did I mention this ass clown looks like he just ate a bag of dicks?
Beverly?…R U looking for Salem?
In 1000 feet, go over the shitty broken bridge…take the bridge
Most of the people I know who invest in bitcoin have also fell victim to pyramid schemes in the past
Fuck this owner for thinking a lobster pizza would be a hit and fuck anyone who was dumb enough to order one..
Aiden,
Who are we supposed to hate on this one?
Very unclear.
The pizza. Hate the pizza. YUCK!!!
The funniest thing about this article is the picture of his clean cut self standing in front of a sign that reads “Culture” surrounded by Bob Marley photos. Stick to Bitcoin there “rasta man”.
i gotta agree with the pizza parlor owner on this one. there are too many trolls that give one star rating that have never even tried the product. they try bullying the businesses to do what they want them too or to belittle the business. they should be doxxed. after all they are putting one star ratings on a business that has the address right there. i agree with you on most of what you write about, but i think you have this one wrong. we have to protect businesses that are hurting. he is merely pointing out that he knows the people and are telling us that he was honoring to give them another pizza or their money back, but they didnt want neither. they are there just to try to ruin a business. every one of those people all had problems in the store and were remembered by the owner. one actually told everyone to go to a different pizza parlor around the corner instead. that shows they are trying to ruin this guys business. this is just my opinion.
oh yeah, you agree with what he is doing?
maybe you should post your name and address for us.
im at your moms house. shes making me breakfast as i type this. man can she suck dick good. just remember not to kiss her when you see her.
I’m with Pizza Man on this. He’s standing toe to toe with the low lifes trying to destroy his livelihood because they didn’t like his food. Good luck to him.
Turn the tables on this mfers and expose them.
THIS IS A FANCY RESTAURANT!
Dana do you want some sausages?
Dana do you want some sausage?
You’re fired Bob! 40 million fucking Deutschmarks, Bob! 40 million fucking Deutschmarks! I say wire it to Geneva you hear Helsinki!?!?
I’m going to make you proud daddy, I’m going to make you proud!
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!
WE CAN LIVE LIKE KINGS!
Hey! What are you doing to that lobster?
This is a pizza shop boy!
Oh look at me! I’m a pizza man! I’m a pizza man daddy!
Dana can’t handle the complexities of making a lobster pizza.
Lobster on a fucking pizza? Madonna…this is what happens when you let a fucking bog Irishman run a pizza place.
Disgrazia.
PS: Beto is a furry.
Fuck them for having a bunch of people post bad reviews about the same shit. Fuck him for being a dumb asshole.
You’re fired Dana!
Clean out your locker at the club Dana, YOU”RE FIRED!
FORTY MILLION FUCKING DEUTSCHMARKS BOB! FORTY MILLION DEUTSCHMARKS!!
YOU’RE FIRED BOB! YOU FUCKING FIRED!
If your too stupid to realize the scant amount of meat in a pound a quarter lobster the jokes on you.
Never had a lobster pizza sounds delish. I do enjoy lobster omelets though
You sound like a fag.
you have a scant amount of meat in your pants
These are Beverly city folk we’re talking about here. It’s not like they live next to the ocean!
I don’t know which illiterate to get behind. I have a migraine just reading their back and forth.
That was a superb shot. Clever, cut it just enough, and rolled tight.
Hey, all you guys giving me bad reviews, keep in mind I know John from Weymouth and the next step is I’m gonna sic him on you. That’ll teach you to write bad reviews about my wonderful lopstah pizza.
I’m starting to wish for a Chinese EMP attack that just takes out social media. This is what the world has come to. A shitty pizzeria battling customers online. We were so much better off before social media.
I won’t bother with the tag line.
call Dana (978) directly if you want (430) to deal with (2101) the owner instead of online reviews
Everyone could call in to go orders and not pick them up…
Let’s not and say we did
Maybe he can come play with my lobster tail. Won’t cost much
Who the fuck eats lobster pizza? Whatever.Dana McIntyre, the owner of Rasta Pasta Pizzeria in Beverly, sounds like a dickhead. That whole area in Beverly is a shithole and rapidly becoming a third world country. Avoid at all cost.
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